Seems like pernicious liberal propaganda disguised as twee Interstellar meets Castaway
>>536900256Rocks aren't responsible for a disproportionate amount of crime, nigger.
>>536900315Sure. Not yet
>>536900256Oh stop. He sent the samples and instructions home and saved his friend. Everybody won. He didn't have anybody to go home to. Might as well teach some little rocknigglets.
the contrarian american fun police have arrived neenaw neenaw
lol Liberals washed their hands of this because the writer came out and said his movie/book is apolitical and has no deeper message.
What do you have against rocks, OP?
>>536900256But that rock saved humanity.And the human saved the rocks.
>>536900369Yeah yeah yeah. That’s the argument that the heat map isn’t meant to show concentration of care and affection just the extent to which it reaches (ie they don’t care more about rocks, they just care equally about them as they do their own family and friends, as if that’s somehow better). All you’re really saying is he did his job. Bravo. Doesn’t change the fact that he fucked off to rockland and will probably fuck some rock babes, which any “enlightened” degenerate, post-modern liberal would find perfectly acceptable. Acceptance of this kind of warped shit is part of why we have furries and other sick shit plaguing our youth.
>>536900413A likely story…
>>536900758https://www.outkick.com/analysis/project-hail-mary-ryan-gosling-box-office-success-andy-weir-politics
>>536900881I don’t buy it. If you’d give that dude the test in the heat map study, he’d be glowing on the outer edge.
>>536900256I torrented this piece of shit and it's virtually some redditors power fantasy. >I am a supermodel scientist who just wants to heckin teach at public school, but the world forces me to save the world. Also I'm quirky chungus, meet my rock!!Closest thing to a Western isekai. I hate midwits retard NPCs so much it's unreal
>>536901103Kek. Yes. Exactly.
>>536900413>no deeper message>names the shit after mary idolatryYeah, just lile the da vinci code had nothing to do with running cover and disinfo well poisoning campaign for glownigger masons etc.
>>536901345Don’t forget the protagonist’s name is Grace.
>>536901345It's named after a hail mary pass in football retard.
>>536901425Is that why his name is Grace?
>>536900256>be elementary school science teacher with useless degree and mountain of student debt>get forced into space at gunpoint because Elon's rocket exploded and killed your science niggers>meet alien species facing the same existential threat as the humans>still decide to save Humans and Eridians>decide to teach science to Alien kids instead of going back to the roastie that shot you into space
>>536900708Eridians and humans can't even share the same atmosphere, how are they gonna bang? Grace is just learning about the culture. As any good racist would.
>>536900315Big rock murdered billions of dinos
>>536902036They found a way to talk. They’ll find a way to bang. That’s probably in the sequel.
>>536900256No alien ever called me incel.
Maybe someday someone on /pol/ will admit he misunderstood what those heat maps actually mean
>>536900708>Doesn’t change the fact that he fucked off to rocklandDid you miss the part where he got betrayed and pressganged into a suicide mission before singlehandedly saving earth right before the memory of his abduction came out of the haze of the drugs they had him swimming in? And because of time dilation effects the world he was already somewhat disconnected with in the first place would be decades further along than he had aged himself, and in a dire state due to the extreme measures those back home had to engage in to stave off extinction? There was barely anything for him on earth before astrophage made itself known. By the time he completed his mission there was nothing at all left for him. His relationship with rocky was akin to that between soldiers in war. Their bond was stronger than anything either of them knew before they met so why are you surprised he chose to spend at least some time on erid after intercepting and saving rocky? Even if he set out from erid back to earth as soon as possible it would still be, what, 30 years later in earth's frame of reference? All those kids he was teaching in the beginning, assuming they survived, would be older than him. Just about everyone he ever knew would be dead and the earth would be fucked still even if the taumoeba worked and rebuilding efforts started as soon as the probes were received. It's almost the same situation for grace as for coop at the end of interstellar. He was supposed to die and is now a man outside of his time. There's nothing left for him on earth now.
>>536900256Rocky would rape a jew
>>536902276excite excite excite
Didn't watch the movie, listened to the audiobook. Rocky was not a nigger civilization destroying street shitter. So it doesn't follow that saving him is bad. If he is at fault for anything, is that by helping save earth he accidentally also probably saved some niggers. They would have built him a ship to go home if he wanted to. The least believable part of the whole book was him actually wanting to be a teacher.
>>536900256>Movie about a man saving the galaxy>Because there's a rock, OP feels personally attackedWhy are right wingers like this? They get offended by literally everything.
>>536902242Some serious Redditor cope here. Holy shit. He’s still a human, and still should want to be around humans, and fuck human women, and do human things.>muh nothing for me back homeHow about new pussy? New things? New experiences. The fact that you can relate to such a decision (along with your gay recitation of intricate details) shows you’re an NPC beyond hope.
>>536902617Yeah, it’s right wingers who are constantly looking for shit to be offended by. Give me a break. I don’t relate with a loser faggot who prefers the company of rocks to his own home planet and fellow beings. I’m sure you’re the opposite kind of person. Just kys trannie. Go have a pride month latte and hate on some Nazis during trivia night with your menagerie of castrated, gender-fluid retards
>>536902633>still coping and seething because he doesn't understand the concept of social alienationlol. Some day you'll understand kid.
Also, besides the contemptible soul of the movie, it was corny as hell. gay forced humor akin to a Pixar movie for retarded adults.
>>536902948>kid Nigger, I have kids. You know the best way out of social isolation? Not isolating yourself. You understand that complicated concept? There’s a reason solitary confinement is the worst punishment in prison, and why it leads people to madness.
>>536903230>can't read eitheralienation != isolation retard. As I said, someday you might understand what'd being discussed here.
>>536900256i mean he did save humans too but i didn't really like the movie, either. generic "everyone must feel good and everything ends happily" hogwash with all the races/cultures equally accounted for. also, they don't make it clear in the movie (probably because it's really stupid) but they really only want Grace to go because he has a specific gene that lets him survive the induced long-term sleep. apparently he and the other astronauts are one of the few that have it. talk about plot armor. they even put in a cute little rock creature that acts like a dog in order to make women feel good (this is the core audience for all movies now).btw, the author of the book got paid $3 million fucking dollars for this dogshit so that it could be screen adapted.
>>536903334Do you think that someone earnestly posting on /pol/ doesn’t understand social alienation? I’ve lived in three different countries growing up, you think I don’t understand alienation; or the temptation of embracing a loser victim mentality when I see it? Whatever. Go ahead and embrace the gay mindset propounded by this glib, Disney-tier tripe.
>>536902083Dinocost never happened.
>>536900256Only niggers didnt like rockyOp is a nigger
>>536903820Grace why did nigger scientist die and they send you question?>this is in the book only and its hilariousWell rocky there were team A and team B. Those teams were never supposed to interact. The nigger scientist was literally fucking the Jewish woman scientist in team B and they were fucking around with astrophage doing niggamaths and blew up the entire building killing them both so im here.Grace why nigger do that question?Bix nood rockyBix nood
>>536900256No rock ever called me a racist.
>>536903820What’s there not to like? He’s basically Doug in ‘UP’ in rock form. Only retards and children fall for such easy shit.
>>536900256If I was Ryan Gosling in this movie I would just send back a message laughing about how all these kike faggots are gonna die and tell them I found the solution but I'm not gonna tell them.I also wouldnt tell them about the alien bro.then I would go to the Rock planet and radicalize the Rocks against Kikes as much as possible.
>>536900256n-no we just care about rocks as much as humans
>>536900256That's not the choice he makes. He still saves humanity. The choice he faces is whether to return to Earth himself, or sacrifice returning to Earth to save his alien friend (and it's stated that he has no friends or family on Earth).
>>536904634Rocks are better than jews
>>536904204No rock ever called me goyim.
>>536904727>and it's stated that he has no friends or family on EarthYes. They made that very clear. He is a loser who doesn’t even want to get out of his loserdom, and prefers to be with rocks than even try to get laid again. This is one of the many reasons the movie fucking sucks.
>>536903338From the book I didn't get this "everything ends happily" feeling. But also, in the book sacrificing Grace for humanity against his will was not excused in such a cucked way as it was in the movie, where Grace literally sent back a "you were right, you sent me to die but I didn't so no hard feelings, you're the best, gurl!" message. In the book you follow Grace. You don't look back to Earth at all, only to flashbacks that Grace experienced.And I hated the sound synthesis thing, where the translator gave audible emotions to Rocky, as if we'd be too dumb to understand the emotions of the rock from what he does and what he says. Also the skipping around like a dog was too much.
>>536902242Yeah I like the movie. I also saw Rocky as being his pet rock. Kind of you know like the toy pet rock. Yeah I thought that was fun anyway
>>536904880He had no friends or family lefg because of time dilation they'd all be dead
>alien microbes start eating the sun, causing it to dim>oh no everything is getting cold what do we do???>discover that the microbe can be collected as used as a super powerful energy source>wow it's so cold now, what possible thing can we do now?>look at microbe>look at each other>holy shit it's so obvious!>we have to build a super powerful spaceship with an almost unlimited energy source using the microbes and launch it at a star many lightyears away during which we back on Earth will mostly die off from freezing (if only we had an energy source!!!) and hope that they figure out how to fix the sun or come up with an energy sourceit's a movie for really dumb people, and in that it's a good movieI liked the rock alien that lived in higher temperatures, that was a neat idea
>>536904930So you can’t make new friends, live your life, start a new life? Your new friends are rocks instead, even though you have the fucking choice to try to get back to earth and fellow humans, and that’s fine and worth celebrating (like the movie does)?
>>536904903Also in the book is wasn't a suicide mission. The Beatles were always the backup plan. They had to cut out a bunch of the story to get the film under 3 hours, so they just made the part where he loses his fuel and can't get back part of the mission.
>>536900256That’s not what the movie’s about at all
>>536900708He completed his mission. He was just a useless meat sack after that point. He demonstrated self-sacrifice for his friend, which is a Christlike act.
>>536905211It is actually, in the end.
I thought this was more about telling millenials that they are going to have to sacrifice themselves for the overall betterment of humanity.
>>536900256The woke right is so tiresome always offended by everything. It's a movie about friendship dumbass. It isn't misanthropic to be friends with an alien.
>>536900256>rock is friendclearly predictive programming
>>536905262>more at home with rocks than with humans, and that’s a good thing!You don’t see my point or, in fact, the actual objective of the movie in convincing you to think that such a decision is a good one worth celebrating.
>>536905298>offendedI don’t think you understand what that word means. Stop projecting.
>>536900256http://reichandlowentherapy.org/Content/Character/Oral/oral_communicator.htmlThe inclination of the oral is to find out 'the right thing to do' and do it. Therefore the oral is capable of greatly moral or pro-social acts. But implementing good ideas may be difficult. There is a tendency for orals to focus intensely on their intentions and plans, past and present, and treat results as fairly inconsequential or the responsibility of others. Ideas are untested in the world, and while that idealism may sometimes bear fruit, often naive and unrealistic positions remain. The 'way things should be' is much more important than 'the way things almost always are.' This can lead the oral to be at odds with instinctual tendencies in others and society that prevent 'things from being the way they should be'.Large abstract global causes may be championed, with no real demands on the ego, but smaller specific injustices to specific known people closer to home may be unopposed because the ego strength is not present for an actual fight. They often champion the cause of under-dogs and minorities, idealizing those with little power. This comes from the feeling of having been deprived and cheated, which is repressed and projected onto others. It is sometimes said that orals dislike the people they know, and like the people they don't know.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethic_of_ultimate_ends
>>536900256Rocks are white though
>>536904880The ONLY reason he even had the option to go home was that the rock alien shared fuel with him. It was a one-way mission otherwise.He chose to save not only the friend that gave him a way home and saved his life but also his friend's entire civilization.
>>536905424Genuinely the movie is not that deep you are just want to be offended.
>>536905382>NOOO YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO EARTH SO YOU CAN CONTINUE BEING A WAGIE, GOYIM!!!
>>536905382>Rocky is just a lifeless rock, bro. You can't bond with rocks, can you?Rocky being an alien is irrelevant, retard. The Chinese pilot laid out the entire message of the film:>I’m not brave. I don’t have the gene.>There is no gene. You just need someone to be brave for.It's about friendship. Rocky could be another human and the message would be the same.
>>536900256>muh liberalsDid you even watch the movie, faggot? The point was that he had nothing back on Earth and he was sent out to die against his will. So he completed the mission as usual (sent the drones back to Earth with the microbes) but decided to use the extra fuel he got from Rocky to save Rocky and his planet instead. He didn't betray humans for the rock aliens, he fulfilled the mission as intended. Grace sacrificed a life of luxury and fame to save the rock planet
>>536905771>Grace sacrificed a life of luxury and fame to save the rock planetExcept he didn't even sacrifice that. The rock aliens build him a whole fucking biosphere to live in.He saved two civilizations, and the only cost was that he didn't get to go back to Earth right away (but there is nothing to indicate that he can't go back later once his ship is refuelled).
>>536901345Jeet detected
>>536900708>>536905382Are you retarded? Rocky wasn't able to make it back to his planet. That's why Grace saved him instead of returning to Earth. Rocky's planet would have died if Grace hadn't turned back -- that's the whole point. There isn't some liberal agenda being forced here schizo. Grace scarified his chance to live on Earth again (after he was forced into space against his will with no way to return) to instead save an entire planet
>>536905549>>536905677You dumb faggots don’t even get what I’m saying. It’s not the decision to save Rocky or even his planet that I’m criticizing, it’s the decision to stay on the planet and not go back to earth, or even entertaining the idea, when he has the option. And that seemingly being celebrated in the end.
He saved Earth first and then saved the rocks. He didn't do anything wrong.
>>536900413>"upon this rock, I will build my church">"for by grace you have been saved">karaoke scene with lyrics about going to heaven before the ship launches to the heavensYeah, no deeper meaning
>>536905954>>536906040You two are also retarded. See >>536906033
>>536906033What is actually wrong with not wanting to go back to a planet where you have no friends, no family, and where the government literally drugged you and sent you on a suicide mission against your will?For all you know they'll kill you to cover up what they did to you.
>>536906126Oh god. You’re beyond hope. There is plenty wrong with such a decision. But the wrongness is far more in it being presented as something worth celebrating.
>>536906175Why in the fuck would I go back to Planet ZOG?
>>536906289No reason at all in your case. You in particular should stay and play with your rocks. You won’t be missed.
>>536905553It’s not about depth—the story certainly isn’t deep. It’s about really bad ideas creeping their way into the psyche and the culture. Bad ideas don’t need to be deep to be consequential.
>>536900256Inner circle: family, FRIENDS (Rocky alien), neighbors, etc..Outer circle: animals, humans (the mothafuckers who send him to die in space), chinks, bugs, bacteria, nigglers, etc...what is liberal about that?
>>536906055I think that stuff is just superficial; there to please the goyim, desu. Like sugar coating the poison.
>>536906701I like that you're arguing the guy is stupid for caring about one rock instead of another rock.
>>536906656Im sure that sort of anthropomorphizing mental gymnastics is how liberals see things when they say they care as much about rocks as their own family. In essence, it’s a fictional allegory of how redditors see the world.
>>536906831In what way am I arguing that?
>>536900708>(ie they don’t care more about rocks, they just care equally about them as they do their own family and friendsthat is infact what the map showsthe red is the highest density of data pointsthat red on the right hand side is farthest away from the middle
>>536906919The way that you think earth (a rock) is more important than Rocky (a rock).
>>536906888You don't have to anthropomorphize the rocks because they already do that by virtue of having human-level consciousness.
Do you think they would make him a rock gf with big rock tiddies
>>536902633>calls others NPCs>but what about getting pussy?Irony is lost on you
>>536900256Empathy is weakness.
>>536907227Don't mistake kindess for weakness
>>536907019Wtf are you even talking about? I never said it was more or less important. I am saying that the movie is celebrating Grace’s decision (or even indecision) to return to earth, which promotes two important, but dumb, fucked up “messages” (intentional or not), that 1) fuck earth, and even though it’s saved, it and its people don’t actually matter anyway; and 2) choosing to not even try to return to your own species and have a normal life is something to be at all cheered on—it wasn’t good before, so abandon all hope. These are very dumb, fatal concepts to adopt, promote, or accept for any culture or civilization.
>>536906888nahh you just a faggot good goy pushing for muh humans and choosenites above your self and your family/friends narrative, fuck that sheeeit, humans send him to die in space, he was just a cog in the machine, expendable, but for alien rock he was friend, he risk his life for his friend and said fuck humans, I say the same; fuck humans because they include niggers jeets, jews and faggots like you, get fuck.
>>536907120If they had human level consciousness then they would be flawed. They’re presented as like children, divinely naive and good, as opposed to humans with all their complicated flaws and drama. Rejecting humans and embracing the fucking easy creatures that are all happy, lovey dovey fucking rainbows and shit is actually a good thing. That’s what the movie is ultimately espousing, and that’s fucked up.
>>536907262what the fuck are you talking about. Why would you want to return to a bunch of people who abused you, just because its "normal" Fuck normies. You're retarded.
>>536907344>fuck humans because they include niggers jeets, jewsBut not dirty retarded Mexicans, one of the the worst peoples and countries on the planet that delusionally and comically thinks it’s one of the best, and that everyone else laughs at and hates?
>>536907457>one of the the worst peoples and countries on the planet that delusionally and comically thinks it’s one of the best, and that everyone else laughs at and hates?Anyone else find it funny that an American is unironically saying this
>>536907401You’re the fucking normie unquestioningly swallowing this god-awful poison veiled as kid-tier, twee, cheese-fest dog shit, and thinking it’s anything but diarrhea that actually rots the brain.
>>536900256Omg can you just not enjoy a movie? It was fun and heartwarming.
>>536907522Fuck off leaf. Your country is a dystopian shit hole vassal state in service for the UK, aka “hell.”
>>536907387The rocks seem like better people than 99% of humans.And there are no nonwhites in space. I know for an American, not being culturally enriched 24/7 by niggers, jeets, spics, mexicans, etc. is a fate worse than death, but for white people its pretty nice.
>>536907457>no argument, procedes to powerlessly whine and complain like a sore little bitchI accept your concession, feel free to keep ranting furiously like a deranged blue hair Karen while everyone laughs at you
>>536907569I didn't even watch the movie. I just pieced it together from this thread and I still think you're retarded because not only are you an idiot, but you also watched what you claim is normie tier shit. So you're the one who watches normie shit not me.You're the retard. Also canada is and will always be infinitely superior to the united states. If only by the virtue it doesn't have your retard ass living in it.
>>536907656Ok guey. No mames, sound like I’m cry singing when I talk, guey. Viva Mexico even though I no live there guey! Kek. Fucking kys.
Being raised leftist, I can say the rock furthest from the earth should be worth the most. The rocks from indigenous areas should also be worth a lot more as it's important to preserve them. But if NGO's want to import them here, then it's okay
>>536900256The fate of the universe lies in a liberals hand, what do?
>>536900256>Using science and friendship to save the earth and another species is le bad or something
>>536907714Ewww sick burn faggot. Watching something and forming an opinion about it is totes normie. Go worship Ganesh, you turd.
>>536907837But he has to give money to Israel, how can he do that if he doesn't return to Earth?
>>536902633>No human ever tried getting away from civilisation
>>536907652>The rocks seem like better people than 99% of humans.Of course it does! That’s the point and agenda of the movie! Humans suck, wouldn’t it be great to basically just be friends with a rock that is like the best talking dog ever? Gee willickers, I think so!
>>536907848>Has a once in a universe chance to be the first ambassador of earth to an alien civilization. Forming the foundation for a relationship that could be important for the future of both species.>Nah fuck that I gotta go home and get a 9-5 to make money for mr sheklestien and live a "normal" life.There's a reason the world hates you america.
>>536907927>Already socially isolated human decides to become ultimately isolated!Great character arc.
>>536907934And why does that make you so upset?Are you jealous that he never has to wageslave for jews ever again? That he never has to put up with femoids and minorities?
>>536908025Yes. You got me. That’s why I’m upset. Good eye. Can’t get past you.
>>536908070I'm glad you admit it.You're going to have to come to terms with it eventually. Kikes like you have destroyed society. There are going to be more and more people who want nothing to do with it.
>>536908134You know what? you’re right, if I had to choose between living in a biosphere cage with naive, simple rock creatures over living with Canadians, I’d choose the rock creatures too.
>>536908328I'd rather live in a biosphere cage with happy rock aliens than live in a wagecage with niggers and jeets.
>>536901103>some redditors power fantasysaw it in theaters with my mom, enjoyed it, and yeah, you're absolutely correct.
>>536908432I’m sorry your options are so limited anon. If only there were a movie that could inspire you to take charge of your life, and change it for the better, and embrace your fellow man. Unfortunately, all we have is this massive, sugar-coated blockbuster that promotes isolation and alienation as a virtue, and feeds your contempt for your circumstances and cheers misanthropy on in the end, but it’s all good because lovable rock creatures!
>>536907765good goy, your overlords will be pleased you embrace multiculturalism, pegging and cuckoldry so easy
>>536908328>>536908432one of my failings is that I am racist. So I will rate my racial preferences (and including known alien races) in order from most agreeable to least agreeableAsians = WhitesRock peopleNativesPleiadiansDogsNordics (aliens and actual autist nords both belong here)SpicsFrench NiggersThe FrenchRegular Niggers>After this point my empathy ceases to be significant Greys (fuck greys)JihadistReptilliansIndiansAmericansShape shifting mantidsJews
>>536908645>take charge of your life, and change it for the betterI can't do that because the system itself is rotten to the core.>and embrace your fellow manMy fellow man consists primarily of niggers, jews, jeets, progressives, feminists, etc.
>>536901975plus, mc maybe dont know but earth literally got hit by ice age, last "hopefull" parta from earth are on goddam icebreaker ship but alien plannet is advanced enough to generate human friendly biomeplus what even awaits him on earth? theybwould give him a medal maybe, then send him to freeze with other plebs, and if aliens arive on earthbwith him, most retard militarist would most likely just vivisect them those aliums dont look very "warlike=violence focused", most likely no natural predators ever, cos they are rocksso i see no oroblem with him beeing in no hurry to go back to earth
>>536908645>criticize globohomo>procedes to pay taxes to pedophiles and murders>don't even think in revolting against themYOUWON'TDOSHEEEEEIT
>>536906175The story is fine, its not just rocks its living sentient things. The way they can frame that can make it all sound pretty fucking based to put everything you possibly can on the best trajectory, even if it costs you something. That's meant to appeal to white guys. That is our value system. High subversion value. The context of our world is not that all sentient life, no matter how 'other' it is should be precious for some reason, to you, (who are you? well lookatthat, a normal white guy who isn't just there to elevate a nigger or a woman by playing the evil/hapless dope, tap the sign? not quite yet), they browbeat you with it to have empathy for sentience while the precious sentient life outside of this fictional world they're narrating very much hates you, they are not sympathetic rock creatures. they're rivals and all of their incentives are to put you out because you are competition. But you'll walk away from the theater with the feels you were meant to feel, "sentient life is special, best trajectory for everyone, I can fix it, I can fix everything, I'm the white space man."its shit, its all insidious shit. 20-30 years ago they could say, "well we're just trying to present an idealized image of a world that doesn't have these race dysfunctions or these social problems, its post-racism. we are trying to inspire the best in people, not bring the problems to stories that are ultimately escapism" and that might sound good, but the reality is that the post-racism world they all want to build is not one where you can fix everything and put it on a good trajectory. they want the one where you and your race are dead and gone so they can have your shit and not feel bad about it, and that's all it is.
>>536900256Rocky's civilization made interstellar space travel with the equivalent of 60's technology. This means that there is no equivalent of jeets, browns, niggers, and jews in their civilization which makes them automatically equal to whites and east asians.
>>536900256>Care more about rocks than fellow humans goy!He literally saved humanity.>but he went to save his friend!!!At no cost to himself. And at no cost to the original mission, which was always that he'd send he probes and not go back to Earth himself.>BUT WHY DIDNT HE WANT TO BE WITH HIS FELLOW HUMANS????Because he didn't have friends on Earth in the first place, Rocky was his only friend in the universe. He did his duty to his species and then saved his bro.I'd save an Iridian before I'd save an indian or a nigger or a jew by the way.
