If you want to get ahead in life, be taken seriously by your colleagues and peers and be viewed as a person who's highly capable, then you should make a concerted effort to abandon your instinctual need to write and speak English in any of its colonial forms and start practicing on how to speak in the Received Pronunciation accent and write and/or speak with more elegant vocabulary, spelling and grammer.Simply put, people like Noah Webster who were born two hundred years ago should've been aborted and is why we have degraded to using brainrot words.
Hark at the scobberlotcher
>>536915387How very archaic of you.
>>536915118>and is why we have degradedThis should say "and are why" because you are referring to the plural "people" instead of the singular "Webster"
>>536915118I like that British posters often have a noticably broader vocabulary than other native English speakers. Makes their posts more entertaining to read
>>536915118Ok, I'm learning Cockney. Wish me luck, chap.
>>536916365Nobody is perfect, Anon. I too am infected by your diseased version of my language and only noticed this discrepancy after I sent the post.
>>536915118what is unc blabbering on about
>>536916567communication is best when using the simplest words in as brief a manner as possible.Look at how much OP wrote and how he didn't even say anything of significance. What a retard lol
Who cares about English in the 21st century?
>>536916777We do. Kikes have unfortunately pushed niggerspeak (AAVE) onto memes, which allowed the creation of the beaner-kalergi mutts we see today.
>>536916777Yeah, Why do they persist in withholding expressions of gratitude even when we endeavor to employ their lexicon? I have grown weary of the relentless obligation to adhere meticulously to orthographic conventions and the profusion of punctuation norms. We could, through the deliberate fabrication of a quasi‑dialectal variant, impose a subtle yet persistent disruption upon their linguistic complacency. Such a construct would not diverge so radically as to constitute an autonomous language, but would remain sufficiently aberrant to engender irritation—analogous to the auditory dissonance provoked by the so‑called ‘Indian accent,’ transposed instead into the textual domain.
RP sounds weird if you're not also rich.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpxNtNZpSN4Pure RP makes you sound like you're RPing a gay fairy.SSBE is the standard formal English now but it also sounds like crap.The best is somewhere in between, probably a RP base but with personalized affectations.Some of the most distinguished sounding people have an accent on top of RP:Liu Xin (chinese accented RP) Chas Freeman (american, but sounds just as distinguished)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ_tjqwbjkYMichael Crook (some form of British, maybe RP base but with almost American twang on some words)>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmutPxYm2Vw
>>536915118>get ahead in lifeIt's a scam, boomer>be taken seriously by your colleaguesThey're all bootlickers like you, boomer>highly capablefor who, boomer? Epstein?>spelling and grammarAnything to make you better than the other crabs in the bucket, right boomer?>tl/dryou and your whole world suck major ass, boomer.
>>536916707It depends on the target audience. The point of using "expensive" words is to more accurately communicate your thoughts with other people. Professionals in specific fields will use expensive words related to their jobs when communicating with each other.
>>536916969This lazy jeet uses AI write all his posts
>>536916691High-class verbosity maxxing.
>>536916990Actually upon relistening Crooks' accent sounds more like SSBE with American mix. I don't know someone with an ear correct me.
>>536916969Thank you ChatGPT i will take that into consideration.
>>536915118You are wrong, the best language is called Broadcast English
The truly enlightened understand that conveying your message in a simple and concise manner is the ultimate form of verbal prowess.
>>536915118What if you don’t mind your lot in life but wouldnt mind a night with Dua Lipa? What type of british english should one adopt for that aspiration?
>>536917311Out of all the beautiful women you could have chosen, you chose an average looking albanian whore. Pathetic.
>>536917091>Doro>Jeet“Ha! Dost thou dwell solely upon yon 4chan for thine access to the vast ether? Or perchance, methinks thou hast mistaken me for another soul
>>536917415Jeets are so fucking low iq we can tell you're the same jeet from your AI writing alone
>>536917156Peradventure, I should forthwith commence discoursing in this most antiquated and high‑flown manner of speech, that by such deliberate affectation I might set myself apart from yon counterfeit pretender. Forsooth, in the adoption of this venerable idiom, replete with prolix circumlocutions and baroque embellishments, I shall fashion a linguistic raiment so resplendent and singular that no impostor may hope to don it convincingly, thereby proclaiming mine own distinction with every uttered syllableLo! Espye þis! >>536917091
>>536917147SSBE is the modern variant of RP, it's not a separate accent, Canuck.
>>536917664Watch the video. It's different enough to be its own distinct accent.Liu Xin's Chinese accented RP sounds closer to RP than SSBE does.
>>536917276Modern English is pseudointellectual sophistry full of jargon bullshit and Orwellian shite, we need to go back to the times of Shakespeare.
>>536915118Didn't the colonials have dumb down their language due to the influx of coloureds and, may I be forgiven for even uttering their name, Irish?
>>536917640Oh, not I—never I. For I have already crossed paths with that wretched soul, and with a voice sharpened by disdain bade him into silence. Each time fate compels my eyes to fall upon his accursed visage, I drive him back, shattered and undone, as though some spectral hand had smitten him. Know this: I alone am the true Doroposter, the authentic bearer of that name, and I shall not suffer the counterfeit to haunt my shadowed dominion,He hath not within his feeble soul the faculty of wit which I, in my own dark dominion, so assuredly commandContemplate this melancholy spectacle! https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/536249758
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>>536917640And pray, what spectral import dost thou ascribe unto that most ambiguous utterance, ‘we’? Speak, lest the shadow of its meaning linger in dreadful obscurity
>>536917651omg hai scarlet!
>>536917276Fr on god
>where are we at>the key takeaways>i'll take it on board>deliverables>circle back to>actionable items>going forward>up to speed>game plan>drill down>let's unpack that
>>536917887Yes, but also because such colonies that the colonials belonged to initially consisted of criminals and were made to work in plantations to support the growing industry in England, as such, there was no need to articulate thoughts in a more precise and elegant manner.
>>536917887The Irish took the English language to another level you stupid congo waffle nigger, From Oscar Wilde to James Joyce Irish literature mogs any other literature at the time or since, what has your nation produced? Paedophiles, chocolate for paedophiles to attract children and the faggiest EU politicians who want to import chocolate children from the Congo
British English vs American Englishhttps://youtu.be/Afozhv9Ds-Q
>>536915118only insecure, superficial people with uninteresting thoughts care about word use. they try to hide their lack of intelligence or boringness with big vocabularies. sadly women or most susceptible to this, so in a way these superficial people 'win'. interesting people do not care for this however, they know language is nothing more than a vehicle to convey thoughts. 'keep it simple, stupid' is the mantra of the bright.
>>536920968Keep telling yourself that, Toshiba. Your nation was stuck in the middle ages before RP-enjoyers came to uplift you and teach you the ways of industry.
>>536921627are you honestly this gullible in believing that post flags represent the nationality of people responding?i don't need to tell myself that, i know this. i'm aware i'm outnumbered by the cult of language. doesn't mean i'm wrong.
>>536922172Okay, so you're either larping as someone with 32:9 eyes or you're a Zogbot posted in Japan. You're not outnumbered by the cult of language, you're just wrong, but that's okay.
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>>536915118I rather speak american sorry bongbro
Au contraire. We need to abandon english as soon as possible. Thanks to your people's genius "empire" the entire world speaks it. Which makes it effectively impossible to shut 7 billion wogs out of our cultural circle. I would suggest we all adopt German. You will have noticed that immigrant groups use their private language as a way of legal discrimination and racism.
>>536915118I use some of your superior pronunciations but won't use your extra letters except in aluminium which matches the element pattern more consistently. Most have -ium over -um.>pedo as pee-doe instead of ped-ohThat too and a few others that escape meSomeday we may war over the crisps/chips/fries debacle
>>536915118So oil says to the nipper you aint put that there gallybagger in right field you gotta to onnthe field down that higgeldy piggeldy lane yonder and he says he aint doin' thaat because all then grockles have gone and blocked up the lanes with their Chelsea Tractors
>>536920968you sound weak and pathetic.face reality or be crushed
>>536915118I am not going to tolerate the diabolical insults from an inferior scrap of humanity such as yourself. You are intoxicated by the exuberancy of your own verbosity.
>>536922825>Someday we may war over the crisps/chips/fries debacleIt would be a noble war, a war worth dying over.>>536923024It's true, there's regional rejects who communicate in this fashion (archaic and obtuse), it'd be a lot easier to just say that you can't go down that lane because to put the thing there because there's too many off-road vehicles driven by stay at home mums.
>>536915118I wish I was born a British aristocrat but then I'd probably be born a mongrel. Your whole island is full of tares. Especially the Satanist rich ruling class. But man the aristocratic life is the life to live!
>>536922554It's an Indian living in Osaka who's posting, just ignore it. Nips are based.
>>536923626Indeed, and I would honor the outcomeI liked visiting London about 15 years ago. I got drunk and lost on the streets all night, it was awesome. I'm sure it's changed but so has here. Hoping the best for all friends across the pond.
