THE LEGENDARY SPACEX IPO IS TODAY.
TIME TO LOSE ALL YOUR RETIREMENT SAVINGS
>>536915471Jeetlon is a dirty jew rat
>>536915492Based. Boomers deserve it.
I still have longs on SPY. Elon wouldn't rug the SPY
>>536915612Elon will absorb every stock market on the planet to become the first quadrillionaire in the world
>>536915681This is good because it will trickle down and pump my bags. Trust the plan.
>>536915612you deserve to lose
>>536915471eli5? How does this affect me?
>>536915471Its going to moon and then in 90 days it will crater.
>>536915471Please buy my cousins bags Timmie. Make Indians in the US even richer
>>536915879Something about all the index funds needing to buy it for hamfisted reasons? So basically your superannuation (compulsory here, I dont know what other countries call it) are legally obligated to purchase it?
>>536915992>superannuation (compulsory here,the superannuation is invested in the market, right?you guys don't know how good you have it. here they take a huge chunk of your income for "social security" but they DON'T invest it, they just pay off current beneficiaries it's literally not figuratively a ponzi schemeand you know, people being people most of them don't make any other investments, so half the country reaches retirement age and the only "investment" they ever made is a compulsory ponzi schemethis screws them out of gains and diverts billions of dollars from the market into a trust fund that's perpetually running out and refilled with income tax revenuespermit that washbasin entrance!
>>536915471See you soon, my friend.
no data yet ...when does it start to chart?
No thanks.
>>536915992That's why I put all of my asset mix into cash. Good old cash. Nothing breaks cash.
>>536916327My superannuation portfolio as an average wagecuck in Australia at 39 years old.It's not much, but it's nice to have something at least. Or at least the promise of something, the boomers will somehow fuck everything up surely
>>536915681And he would still never donate to charity. Why the fuck doesnt elon try to fix the society that he is displacing the wealth from?
It will take about 5 trading days before the big indexed funds are forced to buy it, it's going to moon just from the hype and then moon more when they buy in, hopefully for the Jews it moons long enough for them to bail all at once as soon as they can.
So stock market crash end of year?
>>536916327Yeah its basically compulsory buy into a managed fund? What you just described sounds like a nightmare. We also have the old age pension here too it’s like $600/week with free car registration and medical etc?
>>536915471i will buy one Elon.
>>536916799Bears are gay market only goes up etc
>>536915471>no time>no price>piss poor size and quality jpglow effort shill dayi even saw you trying to pretend to be kikes under their flags by insulting yourselvesvery sad, kikes must be in their bunkers
Just did the math.It's possible I could make 15% in 5 years.*yawn**stretch**scratch**fart**scroll*.
>>536916946You're right, nothing ever happens. Elonchads, I'm all in.
>>536915612I'm working on launching the>SNEEDfund. Please keep this in mind for your portfolio growth in the future. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>536915471People are paying for their own annihilation. He's gonna use the money to build Terminators and HK drones.
>>536917067>>536916946
>>536915471They are going to run it hard in a manner that no one can frontrun so FOMO sucks in a bunch of niggercattle
>>536917693they will do it all, including they will buy their own stonk withhowever if you honest to God look at the SPX chart, and the world meme situation, this IPO literally marks the topeverything is over
>>536916890bush wanted to change it so it would be a market investment like the superannuation, if.you want the history of that, his proposal was called "privatizing social security"democrats convinced everyone he wanted to rob their pensions and give it all to corporations so it never happened>>536916631good for you anon (sincerely - sometimes it's not obvious)everyone I know treats social security as a tax that they'll never see again. we have other tax advantaged schemes that can be invested in the market so we contribute to those on top of mandatory social security taxes of ~5-8% of income. it's like a bad joke. I know if the social security trust fund is still solvent by the time I'm entitled to it, this'll only because my generation managed to scam the next one like the boomers scammed us.
>>536915471It’ll still be for sale a month from now after the initial volatility.
>>536915471here is how i handle the fomo>i think about the possible gainz>i think about a boat and a jet and whatever i could afford>think how it will feel when everybody is rich but i because i didnt fomo>then i buy. i buy for my lifebut not this shit
>>536915471I'm Gonna get some
