>we're gonna figure out that dagum ol middle east situation, Vern!>complete peace in the middle east in 2 weeks because they love Earnest's antics so much.
>>536935516no more trolls
>>536935516>if theo Vaughn was president
>>536935516>Entire cabinet is just Ernest dressing up in different costumes/drag and talking to himself>Though creepy to watch and exhausting for Ernest, he makes a surprising amount of headway on the US's current problems due to what is essentially one patriotic, compassionate, singular vision guiding the country
>>536935516we would all be Vern, and we'd know what he meant.
This guy was my childhood. I remember my grandma taking me to see his movies. Kids these days will never know.
>>536935516Ernest wouldn't start wars for oil. He wouldn't protect pedophile billionaires. He wouldn't try to conquer neighboring islands. He wouldn't give pardons to violent traitors.
>>536935516It'd be a lot cooler if he were
>>536936724Aye. Ernest would be about as much of a dumb-ass incapable of reading a room as Trump is now, but at least he would be honest about it.Slogan writes itself:> Worrell for President.> Because he's E(a)rnest.
>>536935516>trying hard to be funny
>>536935516https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1781287136827545.webm
Vern would be VP
>>536937529>how 'bout a bumper sandwich, boogerlips?!fukkin based
>>536935516If he lived long enough maybe he would've made "Ernest Goes to the White House". Would've been hilarious. At least then we'd have a real blue collar guy who doesn't bow to special interests.
>>536935516Tkd day one of course
>>536935516>Rimshot steps on the red button >Accidently nukes Israel
