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>>536936038I denounce the Talmud and Vishnu. Total Hebrew death!
>>536935960Asking here as well, didn't realize how close to cap we were.
>>536936038Real thread, fuck miggers, fuck kikes, fuck their pet christcuck golems, death to all sunniggers
thanks for baking
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>>536936038Do you think Trump will EXPLODE FROM STRESS
>Hardline Iranian MP Mahmoud Nabavian: Having reviewed the text of the agreement, I must state that, compared to the previous two versions, it is more damaging, and Iran's concessions have also become greater.It’s over.
What will happen to blumpf as a result of the war? I think he’ll live through the term and go down as the worst president in American history
helloooooo /pig/>>536936194Funny. Saved
My co-worker was saying that his daughter is being bullied at school and called a furry because she plays a horse game. I suspect its this horse game but I didn't say anything.
>>536936353Temper your tds.He isn't LBJ.
https://t.me/Middle_East_Spectator/33435Iran’s Foreign Ministry Spokesman, Ismael Baqaei: ‘We are currently finalizing the details of the MoU internally and awaiting final approval’@Middle_East_Spectator
>>536936317US "obligation to oblige" Israel is not a serious positionIran should demand the United States withdraw all military and financial support from Israel
>>536936353more failed assassination attempts until he dies of a thousand paper cuts
>>536936317>Mahmoud Nabavianthat guy is a doomposter
>>536936317They're showing the text to rando MPs in their fake parliament?
>>536936421Hows the civilian life there, anon?
Got a mechanical mare, built from an old jet planeYeah she flies like a fighter, drives a sexy boy insaneI threw the emergency stop button awayPut a hardcore switch in, now I have orgasms all dayBoom boom boom boom
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>>536936038Why are the OP images of those threads so fucking gay lately?
NEW TRUTH SOCIAL>NEW TRUTH SOCIALNEW TRUTH SOCIAL>I WASN'T RAPED! I was only slightly sexually harassed, BIG difference! And I clenched his penis very very hard perhaps the hardest anyone ever did, folks let me tell you he didn't last long! And he didn't cum inside me! Folks let me tell you it was another MASSIVE victory for the great American people. MAGA.>Thank you all for your attention to this matter!
>>536936038this absolute nothing burger made forget to honor /our/ reasonable man who was forced to do an unreasonable thing. may Allah forgive me.
>>536935851>>536935595Sola scriptura leads to heresies. Even in Martin Luther's life he had insane regret about how the reformation lead to heresies and their spreading since there was no central church authority for them to be held accountable to. He himself believed in her perpetual virginity, her status as the Mother of God (Theotokos), and her lifelong sinlessness. But the calvanists were already spreading that. Even today the heresy that Mary went on to have other children because of the misunderstanding of the translation of "brothers" (despite it being very, very obvious greek) is absurdly common in America. To the point of it being the standard. As a cradle Lutheran turned Catholic I get asked constantly by protestants>"Why are you praising the Rosary? There's no point to that. Jesus said to pray straight to the Father. Why are you venerating the any saints? Just go to the Father. Why are you going to confession? There's no point just go to the Father. Why are you even going to Church? God will forgive you." Even Martin Luther has a famous quote to "sin boldly" which is abhorrent and a huge misunderstanding of how one should approach sin. He famously and ironically regretted how much different sects were popping up. Not realizing it was his own fault. And now we have thousands of them. I mean for fucks sake, the Catholic Church is older than the Bible. That should be a huge clue for Protestants but most don't know that.
>>536936423Teach her that violence is the answer for those who mock your interest. Time to show her how to fight anon. It won't stop till she stands up for herself
>>536936426He’s worse. A dementia patient who believes whatever he hears and only helps his friends. He abused the right wing nationalist wave
>>536935960yes, when the crash will come it will be even more brutal because of this
>>536936353>implying that there will be history books>implying that anyone will even know how to read in the near futureThe next POTUS will probably be much worse by comparison. I mean who is still talking about Biden, even though he did a lot of terrible things.
>>536936423Prohibit her from playing gachaslop, she's gonna drain all your money.
>>536936507Nice and calm,but everything expensive and everyone poor
>>536936549enough, this is not on topicgo bicker about religion on /his/
>Iran has added a new condition to the MOU: the complete abolition of the state of Israel in all ways whatsoever. Sources say it has been inserted as the first point in the terms list.
>>536936195I think its because the markets want to believe there is an end, so they buy into the lie. Also, a lot of the elites are trying to get out of the markets. Their wealth is almost entirely stocks but if they all sell at once, they lose a fuck ton of money since there is no one else that can buy that much in assets. The goal seems to be to dump their holdings on the retirement accounts. This is essentially what SpaceX was trying to do though the S&P cucked him a bit. Elon is a great example actually. He is supposedly a trillionaire but he can never access that trillion dollars because it would crash the value of his companies and there wouldn't be anyone to absorb that sell order. So the markets are playing along until something big breaks, hoping to get out before a correction wipes them out. This could be how the American elite fall and how the empire essentially gets broken up.
CNN, citing two sources familiar with the matter, reports that advanced planning was being made for a ground operation to seize Iran's enriched uranium in mid-May, requiring Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Dan Caine to rush back to the US from a NATO meeting to CENTCOM headquarters. Military commanders responsible for the operation determined that it would result in a significant amount of American casualties, and Trump didn't carry out the operation fearing Iran's response.
— CNN, citing two sources familiar with the matter, reports that advanced planning was being made for a ground operation to seize Iran's enriched uranium in mid-May, requiring Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Dan Caine to rush back to the US from a NATO meeting to CENTCOM headquarters. Military commanders responsible for the operation determined that it would result in a significant amount of American casualties, and Trump didn't carry out the operation fearing Iran's response.
>>536936639I've noticed nothing gets Jews more upset than whenever anyone discusses Catholicism. Even saying "go to mass" upsets them more than "go to church"
>>536936196impressive. very nice. let's see what he thinks of Vance.
>>536936549You take quotes out of context and act as if Luther said to go do whatever you want. The meaning is that we can live as natural sinners but confront the devil because we are saved by Christ. He condemned antinomianism
>>536936038- A senior US official acknowledged to reporters that some within the Iranian system oppose the deal and feel they have not gotten enough, but expressed confidence that there is broad consensus across the IRGC, hardliners, and civilian leadership that the deal is acceptable. The official described any dissent as "quite minimal."
>>536936706Vance is a little bitchboy who is going to reduced to playing messenger rather than actually negotiating. He has absolutely no clout and no balls.
>>536936667The jews control the markets and the jews want the war to continue it's not rocket science.
>>536936549You don't have to worship jews anon
>>536936038can someone post a clean original "hormuz face" for me, i can't seem to find one anywhere that not already altered
>>536936745USG hasn't even mapped Iranian leadership, they don't have any insight on private discussionsalso that phrasing is Bessent
>>536936683Why does he pussy out on the fun stuff
>>536936452>and awaiting final approval’I think this is all kayfabe by the Iranian negotiators and the IRGC where Mojtaba will reject the MoU to further legitimize his rule
>>536936610A slow decline then? I can see that happening. Politicians don’t get into office by merit, just money.
>>536936639is a religious war, so is on topic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcysQmPQvbs
>>536936800
Not looking good for Iran at the moment— / Iranian MP & member of the Islamabad Delegation, Mahmoud Nabavian:‘Upon seeing the text of the agreement, I must state:Compared to the two previous versions, it is more damaging, and Iran’s concessions have increased.’@Middle_East_Spectator
>>536936722I mean I know that. The issue is that he already saw how quickly the church was being ripped apart when it strayed from the authority which was granted the Catholic Church. Lutheran might have had standards but the Calvinists were even removing the CrossAnd now Lutherans even have female priests and celebrate gay marriage. It's satanic
>>536936860thank you!
>>536936639Yes, this is a MARE thread
>>536936800bab el mandab
>>536936860Do you have cheeky Bab El Mandeb as well
>>536936683>didn't carry out the operationmay we see those pilots though? why hasn't zognald pinned a medal on them yet?
>>536936512>>536936667Jesus, I'm a retard when it comes to economics but that just sounds retarded. Like the idea of >Too big to fail.They really are just running blind though this crisis. I get their hopefully optimism but there's being hopeful and just being blind. This sounds way worse than the crash in the 1920s, just the scale of it really sounds apocalyptic.
More division brewing amongst reformcucks and IRGC. This time aragchi is getting criticized for being an idiot. Fars, a news agency affiliated with the IRGC, has criticised Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi for his recent tweet on the nuclear deal. The agency accused Araghchi of supporting the narrative that U.S. President Trump is trying to promote, saying his ambiguous response failed to reject Trump’s claims of a private Iranian apology and that the leaked terms were “fake”.“The public in Iran needs transparency and firmness against hostile claims, not ambiguous statements that ultimately serve the other side.”@wfwitness
>>536936865Fuck bros please give me your best copes
there's only PIGS itt
>>536936918Well thanks kek
>>536936860What a guy
>>536936512Opps didn't mean to reply my apologies>>536936937
>>536936959Is /pig/ ready to see their golden boy get couped by the hardliners?
>>536936038Irannies lost
>>536936893>>536936722I mean for fucks sake, Mel Gibson is making a sequal to the Passion of the Christ and most Lutherans and protestants in America are being shocked that "Jesus went to Hell? (Hades)? Why? What do you mean?"I've met many amazing Lutheran pastors and faithful but the base level of their face seems to be >"Jesus loves me. I don't need anything else"It's spiritual nakedness. It's like, I understand and we agree Jesus is the cornerstone of the Church. But my brother in Christ, you still need to build the rest of the church! You don't just lay the cornerstone down and call it a day and leave. Baptists don't even fucking baptize infants ffs
I just witnessed two jets, with my own two eyes, fly out simultaneously towards the east. Feels surreal, witnessing the very equipment that will be used to bomb civilians and civilians infrastructure.
I guess trump reposting aragchi makes the deal DOA (even the pretense of it)
>>536936893Many peasants in the HRE misinterpreted the message, which is why he condemned them and wrote extensively against them. Those are churches which strayed from the original message, even the Catholic Church has priests and bishops which do so. There are true Lutheran churches like the LCMS and WELS in America or the Latvian church.
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>>536937055There is no coupe because Iran is designed to be decentralized. There is no central authority. That's why its impossible to negotiate peace because some of the generals might agree but the rest will tell you to pound sand and then have the local authority and power to bomb the straight
>>536936865I'll be honest. Now that the members of parliament are reviewing it and having negative opinions, I don't think Mojtaba will end up signing it. But, it is very clear that this wouldn't have happened had Iran not made the mistake of hastily accepting a booby trapped ceasefire from the demonic entity USrael. This is the problem with Iran and reformcucks: in war morality is peripheral at best.
isn't aragachi the same one that said the strait is open even though it wasn't?
>>536937117nah trump cucked out unfortunately, happening canceled
>>536937130Tune in one hour, you’ll see a new bombing target soon for Trump to brag about.
>>536937055does anyone here genuinely like aragchi?
>>536937117Just think, they will go out and bomb and then the retaliation will follow. While you get be to a witness to both.
>>536937130what makes you say that? apparently hardliners within the IRGC are unhappy with araghchis tweet >>536936959
>pigger thread-pics are now completely taken over by "totally not furry" horse-girl postersWelp, at least it is better than the miggers' Trump-gay posting.
>>536937182I LIVE NEXT TO AN AIRBASEI AM JOGGING RIGHT NOWTHERE WILL BE HAPPENINGS
>>536937055the 'gch is the the soft gloveremember that he and all the other Iranian leadership are Iraq-Iran vets
>>536937180that was a disagreement about what an open strait means
>>536937055That would be Ghalibaf. Aragchi is just a diplomat at the end of the day and won't result in much difference if ousted. Both in my opinion, along with Pezeshkian, have to step aside and let the ride or die hardliners in
>>536936038Why do the Iranians always do this? They cuck out and sign "deals" with a country that doesn't give a fuck about its word.
>>536937106Lutherans learn the apostles creed, we know Christ went to hell. I’d be surprised to hear one say something so heretical. Your thinking of lower Protestants, in which case I’d agree
>>536937172My best cope is what I wrote here >>536936833It's all theater cooked up by everyone involved to solidify Mojtaba's authority as someone who overrules everything because he hasnt had much time to shine during the war
>>536937180it was open you just gotta paymy store being open doesn't mean you can take shit for free
>>536937180When iran says the straight is open they mean open to nations that are paying the fee and aren't attacking them.
— ///NEW: The Pakistani Foreign Minister is traveling to Geneva today to continue mediation efforts with the U.S. and push for a signing ceremony to take place this weekend@Middle_East_Spectator
>>536937180you mean before donny went back on the deal and kept his blockade, thereby closing it again? yes.
>>536937214I am tired of that orange pedo cuck using us as meatshields
>>536937241because it starts a cycle of clarification and intransigent public statementsiran will clarify, this will trigger trump to get mad again, then iran will denounce what he said and so forth
>>536937319Barely 5% of America is Lutheran and of all protestants is barely 10%
>>536937329What are the paki jeets so invested in getting a deal done despite having failed to do so numerous times in the past?
HEEBREWAccording to the instructions of the political echelon, the IDF is reducing activity in southern Lebanon so as not to harm the agreement with Iran
>>536937334I bet, but being a oil vassal comes with the turf.
>>536937172They're going to deliberate internally for a few days which is why they said they don't plan to be in Geneva on Sunday for any ceremoniesThey're going to slow walk it again and the jews and Trump will get frustrated and attack
>>536937329Signing ceremony for what? Negotiations haven't even begun. You retards believe anything.
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>>536937377clout
>>536937377saudis gave them a massive loan and doubled it up when the UAE pulled theirsbeijing leans on islamabad too to resolve the energy flow qatar = turkeys piggy bank they are a bundle with the azeristhe other faction is saudi/pakistan
>>536937329How about telling us what the fucking deal is before holding a ceremony about the deal nobody has seen?
>>536937383No way Bibi pussied out, is he going to flee to Argentina?
>>536937444jews really want other jews to explode
>>536937383it's another shoa
>arguing about what flavor of Christianity is correct in the /pig/ threadyou’re all retards. the state and people calling itself “israel” is obviously not God’s chosen and that’s clear from even a plain reading of the new testament. Everything else is something that can be sorted out later and, importantly, in other threads
>>536937383I am mad that Iran didn’t nuke the fuck of Iran, I would’ve forgiven them for everything if they at least did that. Or hell, At least kill Hitleryahu.
>>536937472They've made the same announcement multiple times and it usually only last about 8 hours before Ben Gvir whines enough that the reactivate the kill everything protocol so they can have a schvitz
Details of the memorandum between Iran and the US according to Iranian mediaAccording to the Mehr news agency, the new details of the 14-article memorandum between Iran and the US include the following:1. Immediate and permanent cessation of war on all fronts, including Lebanon.2. The US's obligation not to interfere in Iran's internal affairs and to respect the sovereignty of the Islamic Republic of Iran.3. Complete lifting of the naval blockade within 30 days.4. The US's obligation to withdraw its troops from the area adjacent to Iran.5. Opening the Strait of Hormuz within 30 days according to Iran's agreement.6. Suspension of sanctions on the sale of oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, as well as full access of Iran to its financial resources.7. Provision of reconstruction plans for Iran worth at least 300 billion US dollars and their allies.8. 60-day negotiations to reach a final agreement on nuclear issues, the complete lifting of primary and secondary US sanctions, as well as UN Security Council and IAEA Board of Governors resolutions.9. Confirmation of Iran's obligations under the NPT not to develop nuclear weapons.10. During the negotiations, the US undertakes not to increase its forces in the region and not to impose new sanctions.13. Unblocking 24 billion dollars of frozen Iranian funds during the 60-day period of final negotiations. Half of this amount should be available to Iran before the start of the negotiations.14. The final negotiations will not begin until half of Iran's frozen funds are unblocked, oil sanctions are suspended, and the naval blockade is lifted.The final agreement will only concern the fate of enriched materials and enrichment, the lifting of sanctions and the program of economic recovery of Iran; the discussion of Iran's missile program and support for resistance groups is finally excluded from the agenda.
— / Israeli Channel 14: ‘At a meeting between Qatari and Iranian representatives on Wednesday, the breakthrough was achieved.The terms of the MoU were agreed upon at the level of Iran’s Foreign Minister Abbas Araqchi and Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf.Brigadier General Ahmad Vahidi, IRGC Commander-in-Chief, was also present at the meeting but did not agree with some of the terms in the text.Following the meeting, the text was sent to Iran’s Supreme Leader, Mojtaba Khamenei, for final approval.’@Middle_East_Spectator
will the US roast another ships of hindus?
>>536937527>I am mad that Iran didn’t nuke the fuck of Iranno one would have seen it coming
>>536937517I mean if discord faggots are going to spam gay porn we can have a few posts discussing Christianity. What are we going to miss another peace treaty deal taco?
>>536937375It’s unfortunate. Many in America don’t understand the faith and see differences as “Catholic”. Their faith is objectively wrong and perverted. Numbers do not mean a church is right or wrong
>>536937565in about 3 hours yep
>>536937422I wouldn’t be surprised if their actual strategy is to run out the clock on our (rapidly depleting) reserves and this whole game about talks is because they culturally fucking love negotiations
>>536937527>>536937566nuke the fuck out of pissrael*You know what I meant
>>536936706that's not what's happening and i like Tucker but drumpfer is a pedophile protector and or blackmailed pedophile, and a con man that lied about all his promises and likely believed his own lies. In his first term he put up a front, and then he knew that he was golden for his second, the kikes threw a wrench in his efforts by mail in ballot, something they had long planned with coof as the cover, this was documented voter fraud with entire 100% tranches voting for bidet. Anyway, they either set up the butler attempt/he got lucky or it was staged, regardless, he promised to release the files, nothing, the files don't even exist. Speaking of files, he had boxes of classified files or whatever, that he lawfully, rightfully were his to keep/declassify etc. But. Bidet didn't have any single reason to have, ever, not even one, especially since he wasn't a President when he broke the law holding classified documents, but did drumpfer go after him, or any of the other people who sell state secrets and we don't even bat an eye at? He protects the Clintons, and won't even dare lift a finger to drain the swamp, and he will continue conning, more than likely not just his supporters and fools alike, but himself.
>>536937607they have waited out presidents before
>>536937517/pig/ is not for religious debate.We're devoutly zoroastrian.
>>536937383no way israel actually cucked outcould also just be a feint though
>>536937607you might think that but they were always like that in neotiations with the US alwaysdon't you have any institutional wisdom and transference of skill between diplomats generations?
>>536937444>>536937476>>536937503>>536937383>>>536937444>>536937476>jews really want other jews to explodeGoyim Warriors: Remember to tell Jews that Israel was about to beat Hezbollah, but Yahu surrendered for no reason.
>>536937557Like I've been saying. Vahidi (IRGC) is getting sidelined by reformcucks (Aragchi) and "hardliners" (Ghabilaf). This is what I've suspected since the ceasefire took hold.
>>536937621It's insane how much very obvious "insider" trading is going on
>>536937603Closing bell is the best prelude to war after all.
>>536937647Of course its a faint.
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website
>>536937565Well, if anything, much like 2 months ago when the deal was reached and the strait was totally open, it will be once again an indian ship/crew that will get roasted, that much is sure.It's always them.
>>536937621see >>536936763. Vance is also a jew puppet but Tucker sucks him off.
>>536937557>>536937672relax, this is all coordinated by all parties involved. they want to give the illusion of "disagreement" before mojtaba finally steps in and rejects the deal thereby putting his authority as the new SL in practice
>>536937710Malfunctioning bot?
>>536937672Why does some monkey in puerto rico think he knows anything about iranian internal politics because he read some tweets?
>>536937710Say nigger, bot
>>536936038>>536936188>>536936195>>536936667I want to quit /pig/ shitposting for good and go outside into the sun but she keeps pulling me back in I need her
>>536937674I remember someone posted a tweet of jr saying that those trades are just mutual funds, etc, not actual individual trades. Then a representative was quoted as "he had to disclose his individual trades as per law of his office and he had to sign off on them himself".
The spokesperson for the Iranian Foreign Ministry told the state television in the country that decision-making bodies in Iran are currently meeting regarding the memorandum. The Foreign Ministry spokesperson added: "I am not able to confirm the information regarding the memorandum published in the media"---A senior American official: An agreement was reached regarding the destruction of the enriched material, confident that Israel will cooperate
>>536936194Where are sidelock, skullcap and Mossad logo, huh?
Uh oh
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>>536937798Dunno, you clearly aren't that bright either since you can't even name my cunt, so why get butthurt about me?
i feel like theres a very deliberate psyop going on right now regarding this alleged MoU
>>536937880Senior American official: We are talking with Netanyahu. The president spoke with Bibi yesterday. We feel that when they see all the details of the deal and understand that the Iranians need to deliver the goods before we do anything - they will feel comfortable with it
>>536937880Does he not realize Trump himself is the most unreliable part of this whole thing
>>536937880Well, there goes the deal. Back to waiting for the energy crisis to ensue.
>>536937876I’ll tell you once you remove your flag, Jew. Say nigger or you’re a bot
>>536937329What are the chances the Pakis are in on the game of stringing along USrael negotiations?
>>536937765If its this, then Iran is in a ridiculously strong position.If its actual infighting starting to show then they'll probably fall to jew subterfuge eventually
>>536937921War at 3:59:59 todayPeace at 9:29:59 MondayJust a coincidence friend
>>536937880>the fog of peace
>>536937943Iran will never allow their uranium to leave the country. Trump's MoU demands it.
>>536937383>>536937383OH NO NO BIBI AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>536937972zero they seem just to be happy for the money from saudi and the izzat the bigger issue would be that they lean a bit too pro americanor would be "neurtral" in the face of clearcut american transgression against the format
Can we get a ceasefire on the peace deals, I can't take more deal news
>>536937987What happened to him?
>>536937987Okay, but it takes two to play that game, and clearly iran plays it with the USSo what the fuck is even this shit
>>536937765Let's hope you're right and Mojtaba has some balls. It would be pretty based but I have zero expectations based on the previous war.
>>536937916Apparently that joke went over your head. I just find it amusing that some 3rd world monkey thinks he's a master of iranian politics because of some tweets from unverified accounts.
>>536938050>>536938056I'm not sure what happened to him. Looks like a grand mal
>>536937383psychos
>>536936865Both sides want to come out looking like the absolute victors but neither has the cards. It's a stalemate
>>536937643Yes we are
>>536937987Vaxed?
>>536937643>We're devoutly zoroastrianBased and Zarathustra pilled.Aussie bros rock!
>>536938120Alot of Israelis probably want war for the simple reason so they don't have to go to work
>>536937947he's in a catch 22, he's damned if he calls oit orange nigger, and damned if he doesn't. This is why drumpf is a great filter, by this point the con should be so obvious and so easy to call out, and refusing to call it out or pretending it's a feature and not a debilitating problem, only serves to further your demise, much like the clot shots.
>>536938019yeah this ain't gonna go through, but it's very sus that hebrew news totally believe it all to be real and pretty much a done deal, and they're all seething about it.Militarily, Iran probably smells blood in the water at this point.
>>536938147Probably
>>536938142Said the homosexual
>>536938137Low jeet IQ on full display here. With chinese backing Iran has all the cards and their victory is inevitable.
>>536937987Epileptic episode and he bit his own tongue?
>>536938082>Apparently that joke went over your headUh uh Bruce.>I just find it amusing that someNo. You got asshurt by my opinion. That is a (You) problem. Just like 'straya, these opinions are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. Keep whining tho, aussie banter has been on the dumpsters since '17.
>>536937880Why is this fat retard talking as if the US has the leverage while subtly taking jabs at Iran?
talk us down, goyim bros
NEW TKD IN LEBANONHEBREW CHATTER RIGHT NOW'Something is happening in Lebanon, there are many helicopters and explosions. Does anyone know anything?'
>>536938300These two, almost simultaneous, tweets should be read together in order to better understand what is going on...
>>536937880This retard is getting played by IranThey're not signing shit that isn't to their demands What's Lil Donnie gonna do that he hasn't already tried? The US are pathetic and weak and their military is for show
>>536938116then why did you post it, why post gore in a peaceful war monitoring thread
>>536938300called politics bub
>>536938300Just signaling to trump + Israel that he’s on the right team
>>536938280I don't even know what your opinion is. Every single post from you is yaoi iranian political fanfiction.
>>536938388damn thats a nice theory, you think iran wants to destroy the fat retard's poltiical career? would be too based even for iran imo
>>536938388>What's Lil Donnie gonna do that he hasn't already tried? He could try to sneak out ships through the strait at night while shooting at the iranian assets on the surrounding shore.
>>536938381what about this one? where does this fall in the sequence? Just by timeline for scionce sake.
>>536937607Let's say the strait more or less opens for a couple weeks of negotiation. Iran will get it's oil out first and prevent shut-ins. And also stuff like fertilizer and other industrial necessities. They will also have a cash infusion to import necessary items while the blockade is off.Trump meanwhile will continue to run down the SPR to keep oil prices down.When the war starts up again the US will be in a relatively worse position because the SPR will be even more run down, and GCC countries will still be largely shut in because they won't have the shipping on hand to pick up oil nor will they be sure the opening will hold.
>>536938519cheeky and crafty scheme anon: I'm certain this hasn't been tried in the 24 hours
>>536938381i know where you copied and pasted that tweet from anon :D but i still dont get it
>>536938011kek(powered by dementia)
Gayest war ever for sure.
>>536937383Bibi cucked out KEK
>>536938519lol, lmao. Imagine believing he can not based on evidence, but solely on he claim.
>>536938405>GoreYou want gore?
>>536938372Hezbollah getting as many ops in before ceasefire takes effect to do as much damage as possible. They're copying kike slimeball tactics and giving them a taste
>>536938462>yaoi Iranian political fanfictionLike it don't cha? Well get some tissues ready then, cuz it ain't stopping any time soon, "amigo".
>>536938642would you be so kind to provide the list of the 70-200 ships the US has guided through the strait?
>>536937545>within 30 daystoo loose>obligationunenforceable>within 30 daystoo loose>reconstruction plansso BlackRock will lend someone 300 billion which will cost Iran 600 billion to repay after interest and fees and tip>60 day negotiationstoo loose>obligation not to develop nuclear weaponsthat's as good as total surrender>during negotiations, US "undertakes" (what does this mean, why not agrees or is obligated?) not to *increase* its forces>unblock half of Iran's frozen funds, the rest eventually maybe possiblyCompletely and totally delusional. No sane country would accept that.
>>536938644is he okay?
>>536938541According to my scioncing, the US and Iran are working on building trust and look set to be on the same page over the next few days
>>536937055>>536936959>>536937268Araghchi was always an outsider. He was fired from his position (diplomat somewhere, I forgot?) before so even he himself was surprised when he was appointed as Foreign minister>>536937210Yes. A lot of people according to the reaction to the memes I make of him lolHonestly he comes across as an AK Parti-esque nepo hire because of his not quite diplomat level English and being ex IRGC and all, but he's sharp and quick witted.He's a funny guy and arguably the only guy who has a modicum of personality in the /pig/ related news aside from maybe Ghalibaf.
>>536938044We are a wild card state. We don't want either the USA or Iran to be any more influential. So we will backstab both while collecting money from them. Remember, we're the ones who actually started Iran's nuclear program, provided them designs and material. I'm sure part of the billions of dollars unfrozen will probably end up here. Meanwhile telling Iran you'll have more material when needed.
>>536938257China drawing down reserves and saving the global oil market has taken Iran's cards away. China has done more to thwart Iran's strategy than the US or Israel have.
>>536938740They are getting treatment after being heroically rescued, the family asked for privacy
>>536938541Mers article was firstthen >>536938541then>>536938381 followed by >>536937880 in quick successionthen trump rt'd >>536938381when looked at in sequence it's clear that Aragchi and Vance had a direct call at about 10:45AM EST
>>536938799>We are a wild card state.no you are not a wild card
>NEW: The United Arab Emirates is set to unlock billions of dollars for Iran.>At least $10 billion will be released, with the first $3 billion already delivered, and the total could reach $20 billion in exchange for a halt to attacks and renewed economic and intelligence cooperation.>A UAE official said the country seeks de‑escalation and regional stability.>Source: Reuters
>>536938811I'm sure they did that while telling Iran where to hit to get parked F35s in Israel and Jordan
im scared bros, i feel like both sides are cooking up something spy vs spy style
>>536938780apparently he's good at Arabic, but still can't give him a pass since he has a PhD at a British university, like cmon
>>536938859hahaha the US is paying the hormuz geldpallets full of cash
>>536938740>>536938818They'll call it the Trump-Netanyahu artificial reef system
>>536938922MQ-9 Baracuda (formerly reaper)
>>536938859Bomb UAE and they pay youTruly we are witnessing the rise of the next Persian Empire
>>536938811Why is China so eager to bail USrael out?
>>536938895Same
>>536938964that is them rerouting US funds, the UAE is just the bag man if you haven't noticed the sum
>>536937987>>536938264Or mayhaps he broke his nose when he hit the ground. Hopefully falling face down prevented his airways from being blocked by blood.
Judging by the oddly specific complaints on the Israeli side I think they lose freedom of action in Gaza, Syria and Lebanon. There's no way Israel got cucked this hard
>>536938859holy fuck, i cant see trump not getting brutally chewed out for this after all his insults against BARRAK HUSSAIN OBAMA about muh pallets of cash
>>536938859> IRGC is boing broke any day now, they'll have too rapair the damage they've caused in Ara-ack
>>536938740i don't want a list, we are in 2026 nigger, why isn't this in 4k with drone and helicopter flyby and no joke 12 hours of unironically kino b reel? O yeah, we live in clownworld where they scramble for hours after they announced that they escorted (guided you pervert, and consensual) two ships, and it took like 4 or 5 days to "find out" or whatever the excuse was, the name of the alleged second ship. These gay as nigger will never catch me falling for "they claim", the fuck is this low effort shit, at least put it in a prompt faggots.
>>536939020>There's no way Israel got cucked this hardThey either stop or they go back to exploding every two hours.
>>536938859If true TOTAL TRUMP SURRENDER orchestrated by Vance LOL Vance treating Trump legacy like his wife treats the street
>>536938970China is just running on auto-pilot. They buy when prices are low, sock it away, draw down when prices are high. Do nothing to win remains their game plan, they aren't helping Iran in any way.Russia OTOH would love to help Iran fuck with the US but Russia is obviously in a very bad spot now economically and militarily just can't afford to.
>>536938841We collected billions while keeping Osama. Keep trusting us bro.
>>536939055>i don't want a listGIVE ME THE LIST! IF YOU CAN'T PROVIDE THE LIST I WILL NOT BELIEVE YOU!I'M NOT AN AYATOLLAH TRICK SOMEBODY ELSE BEDEVILED EGG STOP SULLYING THIS BOARD WITH VAGUE POSTING!GIVE ME MY SHIP NAMES!
>>536939133>Vance treating Trump legacy like his wife treats the streetKek
>>536939137>they aren't helping Iran in any way.retard alert.
I need you to put your hand on your screen and pray that he strait gets opened.
>>536939038There won't the visual of cash on airplanes, just numbers on a computer screen.
>>536939185LGBT CREW has successfully transited several dozen times
>>536939137they provide sat images to iranmost likely not for free tho lel
>>536939213it is going to be cash going to china or somebody holding it in escrow if it ain't cash
>>536939213UAE brought them a big sweepstakes check the other day with Trump's name (and face) on itthumbs up trump not scowling mugshot trump
>>536939288we're such broke niggas we can't even get mizar vision
So total Bibi cuckout or what? Hard to believe. Theres gotta be a hitch
>>536939059I wonder if maybe Iran traded some of its posture against the US in exchange to cockblock Israel, theatre wide.Trading a decisive victory for a stalemate against the US but utter humiliation for Israel
>>536939198China could have called Trump's bluff, sent a Chinese flagged tanker to force the blockade which Trump obviously wouldn't have dared touch. They didn't because they never do anything. They have no allies and don't want any. There's no strategic vision beynd grow the economy.
After the battle of Marathon the Persians were forced to accept a treaty that was deemed humiliating for an empire fighting Greece. Take note of the role reversal here.
>>536939269Soldier you failed your task, you are not blending in. You need to practice it a bit more I can hear you digital accent.
>>536938859is the UAE doing this independently to stave off future attacks or are they being directed by the US?
Four sources told Reuters that the United Arab Emirates agreed to release billions of dollars to Iran. According to the report, the UAE agreed to release a total amount of 10 billion dollars, with more than 3 billion dollars already paid. Two additional sources familiar with the agreement estimated the total funds involved at about 20 billion dollars
>>536936317After failing to come to an agreement, further points had to be ratified accordingly in order for them to be deemed agreeable by both sides of the aisle. Moreover, sources from both sides indicate a tantamount investigation into the matter of the strait. Too many disagreements led to a misunderstanding as to what status Hormuz is currently at, is it open, is it closed? We can't yet agree on the matter so the table has been broadened for interpretation, to finally find an agreement -axios
>>536939288You mean from private Chinese providers?From what I've heard Ukraine now gets most of its sat data from private companies. You yourself can task a satelite to take pictures it's not even that expensive.
>>5369393853 billion cuck payment to stop Israel from getting blasted confirmed. LOL miggers on suicide watch
Welp, there goes my oil bags I guess
>>536939381>is the UAE doing this independentlynice try, go on this is going to be entertaining
>>536939344I'll believe it when israel gets out of lebanon. Ignore what israel/america say and watch what they do.
>>536937880> I've noticed> bizarre> I'm seeing> First, Second, > (rightly)Vance tweets like a faggot.
>>536939344Trump desperately wants this MOU Bibi will let him have it, then when Trump's mood changes as the negotiations and sequencing get difficult Bibi will once again get Trump to attack Iran.
>>536939488Yep, we have had moments where Trump would say something and then immediately blow something up in Iran. I dont think anything will be agreed on anytime soon
>>536939185Go ask AI for a list, i want 4k UHD and nothing else, fucking gay ass list brained npc.
>>536939533nah this is it, after that, theres no political appetite anymore and trump will becomes a total sitting duck after the midterms
>>536937329man they're really going all in on this fake signing thing. why?is this like washing someone's windshield in the middle of the road and demanding gibs?
How do we spin this ine pigsissies
>>536939449They have to do this with every neighbor same shit with Egypt lol
>>536936798They can't help it, the kikes put a curse on their hearts and minds, there is no escape for them.
>>536939618spin what? Iran won't make any deal. anyone still believing they will after 50+ other times they supposedly did are retarded.
>NEW: The United Arab Emirates is set to unlock billions of dollars for Iran.>At least $10 billion will be released, with the first $3 billion already delivered, and the total could reach $20 billionso half of the ~10b in advance the other ~10b once the strait open, while the US pays GCC countries with irans frozen assets for "damages"isn't that nearly exactly the sum of frozen iranian assets held by the US?
>>536938824so drumpf said iran can't be trusted or has good faith before his butthurt jester also said that, got it.
>>536939666TOTAL COINCIDENCE GOYIM
>>536939585you claim ships passed, give me the names or I will assume none did
>>536939666there's ~100b of frozen iranian assets not sure where.
>Israel's Channel 12 reports, citing a senior U.S. official: President Trump told Netanyahu during their call yesterday, “This is the deal, it’s an excellent deal, and it is time to end this war.” According to the official, Netanyahu did not say much during the conversation.
>>536939666They admitted to paying 3 billion already, the cuck payment to stop Iran from attacking Israel
>>536938859This is what blonphf and vance meant whe they said Iran won't get any money from US, it's because gulfies will do it. Migger optics.
>>536939666If the US has been spending Iran's frozen cash then how will they repay Iran? Are US taxpayers going to have to pay the difference? How is Trump going to spin that?
>wars in Medieval ages>Rich old guys sitting in castle partying and chilling while young poor guys die>wars in 2026>Rich old guys sitting in castle partying and chilling while young poor guys die, but also shitposting on the internetwow, "modern" "civilized" life sure is great!
>>536939771fed accounts are printed on demand its just numbers in a digital ledger
>Iran gets paid 20 billion dollars to get negotiations >Hormuz opens and they sell all their horded oil like nothing happened>Israel chimps out and starts the war again in 2 months
>>536939748piepmiez and miezraupe
>>536939842shut up retard, the money has to be accounted for they can't just say "oh today we're going to print $10b extra" they have to adjust rates and get buyers for treasuries and such
>>536939618it's schrodingers iran. Both hard line, and willing to even consider concession, naah, make concessions bruh. Why are shills so retarded? Also Rodriguez, hows the cuckening going, keeping with opsec of course.
>>536939833War never changes
>>536939855>2 months2 days if that
>>536937261A jogger in the wild
>>536938859Emiraticucks KWABed
>>536939748Something else is gonna happen...that doesn't seem right. That is a very suspect news report
>>536939734i never claimed that idiot. Lol. List brained made you snap, huh? homo can't into reading.
>>536939833I mean all sides, israel, usa, iran, all are just shitposting on twitter basically with AI slop. Not even the bottom guys either, these are the leaders of the countries and foreign dignitaries and whatnot
>>536939660If Iran was committed to not making a deal why haven't they closed the BAM or shot at the UAE or Saudi pipelines?
israel is getting everything out of its system before signing the cuck deal
>>536939887>they can't just say "oh today we're going to print $10b extra"the money is value neutral as long as it is not being spend, once it is paid out and put into circulation it reduces the value of all dollars ever so slightlyyou just paid iran
>>536937383Now I know something is amiss
>>536939770>This is what blonphf and vance meant whe they said Iran won't get any money from US, it's because gulfies will do it. Migger optics.Holy shit you're right
>>536939381The formerhttps://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/uae-unlock-billions-dollars-iran-sources-say-2026-06-12/>Two other sources with knowledge of the arrangement put the total funds involved at $20 billion, adding that the move had been agreed in return for a halt to Iranian attacks on the UAE.
>>536939945ai scrapes 4chin and thus builds the very llms they use. TKD.
>>536939963Meh. Its like a child screaming as you beat it.
>>536939955because they want an off-ramp. that doesn't mean the same thing as a "deal."
>>536939976>>536939770preformatively retarded can you imagine being a gulf head of state and having to play messenger boy for the kikes?
>>536940014https://edition.cnn.com/2026/06/05/middleeast/iran-supreme-leader-adviser-mohsen-rezaei-interview-intl> Exclusive: Iran supreme leader’s adviser says talks deadlocked over $24 billion and warns of wider war dat hormuz geld
>>536940014Orange retard is impressive he's basically made iran a regional power and everybody lost faith in them.
>>536939344tf lil benji gon do?
>>536940048Obviously they must have a deal, they can't survive a blockade indefinitely. It's a matter of the terms and timeline.
>>536939748What kind of bird is that? WTF?!?!?!
>>536939988>>536939988>>536939988>>536939988new bread 99 88 two doubles baby>>536940032I meant the images and videos. I doubt AI would have praised Allah, kek
>>536939976I just hate how miggers and nafoids always manage to fuck everything up and then slither their way out of having to call it a technical defeat
>>536940014lolololololololololololololol best friends USA strikes again, didn't we BAIL.OUT THESE NIGGERS OY FOR THEM TO PAY IRAN WITH OUR LITERALLY PALLOTUS OF CASHOUS?
>>536940048iran don't want an off ramp they want a permanent end to this standoff with israel and their zogbot. If they take an off ramp they'll just get attacked again next year.
>>536939855>>536940105Neither can the US fund or continue illegally engaging in war with Iran without an act of Congress. So what's your point?
>>536940070Iran wants a big payment up front because they know this is going to collapse pretty quickly.
>>536940062The entire Gulf sans Oman played jamgoy for kikes so this isn't too retarded in comparison.
>>536939955In the case of UAE, because apparently the UAE is paying billions to Iran to not attack them
>>536940048Get back to your tacos faggot. Iran can just keep lobbing drones at your kikes.
>>536940119Izzat is the most important value in our white Western society according to goylems o algo
>>536939968I bet knowledge of new money existing is enough for prices to rise based on speculation.>oh you got a raise at work? what a coincidence, I'm raising rent by - how much did you say your raise was?
>>536940184It's Iran's own money. The funds were frozen in the uae. It's like beating up a nigger holding your money.
>>536940105Wrong on both counts. The blockade isn't working. Iran can do this forever.
>>536939855This is my thinking as well.
>>536940194And yet they don't. Iran is a shithole but they aren't fully retarded.
>>536940105Looks pretty manageable to me.
>>536940227I doubt it. Boat transit is still the best way for them to move oil to their customers and the US seems more than happy to attack unarmed, non-iranian boats too (probably illegally).
>>536940245Uae sure wishes they didn't retard. Lmao. Imagine trying to pitch your bullshit as uae is giving them $10 billion pay your toll retard.
>>536940319They're not going to collapse if they can't export oil.
>>536940262The transshipments only work for oil already out of the region to dodge sanctions. The US is clearly monitoring ships loading oil in Iran and aren't letting them pass, so they can't make it to Malaysia.
>>536940370It's still jobs for wage cucks in Iran...
>>536940390No it doesn't. That is June retard there are no out at sea ships faggot
>>536937383>so as not to harm the agreement with Iranthat's a nice way of saying you're retreating because you got your shit pushed in
>>536940245what are you talking about they don't?
>>536940422Iran had loads of oil sitting on the water outside of the region. The US only applied it's blockade to ships that hadn't already left Iran.
>>536940420Yeah but the blockade isn't going to bring iran to the table. They can endure this blockade indefinitely.
>>536940485>Thinks loads from March are still at seaShut the fuck up retard you don't know shit.
>>536937527it's insane how saudi arabia and UAE are the only countries holding the american economy from total collapse with trillions of investments in gay data centers. you retards could do the funnies thing rn instead of whining about iran
>>536940498idk, we'll see. If Iran isn't retarded, they should prepare for more bombings and more retaliations or just agree to Trump's demands and then never follow-through.
>>536936423You should play it with a few times anon, get to know your kids interests
>>536940553Lmao. Oh they are but you keep cucking ahaahha
>>536940522You've been saying this shit for months now, the US market is at all times high, and I'm making a lot of money, fucking poor retared sea monkey
>>536937643>>536938149zoroastrianism seems chill and all until you read about how they dispose of their bodies after death in the most retarded hazardes way possible
>>536940485we know the blockade is ineffective because shipping companies and commercial tracking companies reported the illicit flow, with satellite and on the ground sources. Plus like anon said>>536940498 Iran isn't fazed, they've had worse during covid.
>>536940553They don't need to agree to anything. China will keep iran afloat economically while the pain keeps ramping up for the US and its allies.
>>536940606what? I'd just say"You won, tranny." and do some symbolic kneel in front of him at the whitehouse or some shit then just moved on. That's basically what the Venezuelans did and nothing happened.
>>536940513The issue isn't that Iran can't sell oil. The problem is it can't produce it with nowhere to go.
>>536940639let me guess, they burn them, like jeets? or maybe let them sit out to dry in the wild/be picked apart by animals like tibet?
>>536937987>died playing fornite
>>536940803they believe fire/light is their holly god, so no burning. instead they put them on tall towers to be eaten by crows and birds
>>536940991a Tibetan twist but for a city, not a tribe. Utilitarian, circle of life and everything.
>>536938264Deep vein thrombosis. That's what dying from a blood clot looks like.
>>536939359Chinks are subhuman without any human qualities
>>536940014> $24 billionKek, explain again why we didn't want to pay a $1/barrel toll?
>>536940991I would rather be eaten by birds than bugs, and I HATE birds.
>>536941886birds are cool wtffuck bugs
