He was so excited to be able to step into the ring before the UFC fight on his birthday and declare to the cheering crowd of retards that he had won the war against IranThey're going to fuck with him for the next two days then kill the deal entirely right before the event starts Sunday night and ruin his birthday partyIt's a level of pettiness and trolling that demands respect
>>536937185TRUMP NUMBER ONE WOO HOO
>>536937185MAGA has met its shitpost match in IranMeme magic was their secret weapon and their getting destroyed by AI slop. If they get their internet back the bantzwill a WMD.https://youtu.be/NMQ4rIncFJw
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>>536937185>They're just fucking with himGee pal what gave it away. My personal theory is they're finalizing some wmd or dirty bomb or something and are just dog walking blurmg until they deploy it
>>536937185Or what?Fucking cuckold
>>536937462This post after Trump said Iran and the USA would share control of the strait is Hall of Fame tier
>>536937185>Iran says something false publicly to save face on deal they made>ruined by orange retard's mouth
Understanding american media and political landscape + trolling are some of the only cards Iran has. Good thing that this was more or less enough for them to win the war and thoroughly humiliate the orange man.Genuinely speaking, Trump might very well be the worst CIC in American history.Donnie and MAGA is genuinely over now, they just haven't realized it.
>>536937185Deal or no deal????
>>536938113Iran isnt facing competent leadership. Fucking Bush and Rummy didnt bungle this badly.
>>536937185What was so "TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE" about iran bombing an indian ship? Any ship that leaves india SHOULD be bombed. Every country has customs so strict that they check to make sure you dont have some seeds or even fucking beef jerkey from another country coming in, but then just let indians and somalians and serbians in unchecked? People here somehow accepted that they needed a whole series of experimental vaccines to leave their homes, but someone who bathes in and eats literal shit from some indian sewer can just show up and go wherever. If obama came out right now with a pallet of $4billion to drop off in iran so that they could bomb just one (1) more indian ship, I'd vote for his 3rd term in a second.
>>536937185Trump, just let they save face or else they will never sign anything.You know full well they would rather die than admit defeat.Gotta be the bigger man here.
They are playing this demented fuck like a fiddle
>>536938546Someone in Bush's cabinet would've at least thought about securing Hormuz before doing anything big
>>536938681Plus Trump bombed an Indian ship and killed three jeets in the strait literally two days agoNo matter how you look at it or what your stance is, he's just making this shit up as he goes
>>536937185I kek'd when that Iranian guy tweeted to not speculate and he retruthed him. It's obvious that's the real deal Iran wants.
>>536938884>Trump>Gotta be the bigger man here.Lol. Lmao even
>>536938884>Trump is actually reading my 4chan posts
>>536937185>dealing in good faithHe killed the leader's family while negotiations were ongoing, including children and incited this whole shitstorm. He also killed 100+ unrelated children in the first day.
>>536937185there is a non zero chance these retards just ask gpt or claude to translate the terms without a single translater or ME expert in the room
>>536939462Wait I thought he was going to utterly destroy Iran yesterday or something...
>>536937185Iranians know they're dealing with an idiot that wants an out but is too prideful for settle for anything less than 100% consolidation from Iran. We're stuck with this stupid ass war for years to come, I hope Trump burns in hell.
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>>536937185>declare to the cheering crowd of retards that he had won the warYou honestly believe anything will stop him from doing exactly that?
>>536938158Deal. Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds so they can't sense the vibe shift. Besides Bibi has taken the land is southern Lebanon which was sort of the point all along
This is the 39th time that the president has declared US-Iranian talks to be on the point of fruition (other counts have the figure higher – it depends on what you term a prediction or just a hint). On five of those occasions, the promise of peace has involved walking back the threat of mass devastation, including the destruction of critical civilian infrastructure, a near-certain war crime if carried out.https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/12/trump-rollercoaster-deal-us-iran
>>536937185you're assuming Trump talked to them at all and he isn't making all of this shit up. Every time he talks about "making a deal" he lists israel, egypt, turkey, jordan, etc but never Iran.Like, who the fuck are you making deals with? Everybody except the people you're at war with?Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
>>536940209he literally stopped 10 wars since taking office. And the only reason he didn't peace out russia ukraine is because zelensky is evilll
>>536940398shalom, rabbi. One last post before shabbat?
>>536937185If he could shut his dementia mouth for five seconds he could extricate himself from this cluster coitus that he brought upon himself, against a mountain of advice to not do it. I have to admit though, watching his dwindling band of boomercon devotees go deeper and deeper into denial is pretty funny. Good to see that the 'trust the plan' psyop is still providing supertankers full of cope for me to point and laugh at.
>>536937185>we can assassinate your negotiators and your leadership in the middle of negotiations >but iran doesn’t act in good faithThis guy is mentally retarded. Amazingly, iran won
