How did the White man get so psychologically damaged and psy-opped so hard that he started thinking brutal environmental devastation in the form of lawns were le good?Surely there must be an individual or organization responsible for twisting the White man's mind into thinking sterile and barren (probably GMO and non-native) monocrop grass fields in subtropical or continental climates were a good idea.Or perhaps is there some kind of racial memory that is being abused here? Does the lawn remind the white man of the green summer prairie of his native ancestral indo-European steppe grasslands? Will it ever end?
>>536937556they're mutts. they mimic whites but aren't fully white the ones with fully white brains are fine, but the ones with brown features are rarely white-brained so they can only do what they've seen other "whites" do
>>536937556Lawns are nice because they mitigate habitat for pests and nuisance animals. Go to anyone’s house innawoods and more than likely they have roaches, termites, ticks, carpenter ants, and snakes in their house.
>>536937556I'm transforming my yard into a native wildflower field for pollinators. I haven't mowed my yard or used chemicals at all this year. Grass lawns are fucking GAY.
>>536938052Total bullshit.
>>536938052That's what boomer grass cucks always say>muh bugs
>>536937556>oh no!!!! Now he has a place to play catch with his children, setup a slip&slide and launch model rockets! It would have been so much better with briars, ticks andmice...what an idiot amiright
>>536937556He's only a real boomer if he gets it chemically treated every two weeks to ensure nothing but one kind of grass can grow there. You know, the stuff they put little signs saying 'hazardous to pets, kids, and people'
>>536938187You don't let it grow totally wild, you cultivate it.
>>536937556op is an urban dweller>kek
>>536938187Don't tell this retard about parks, it will bewilder and terrify him
>>536938052>termitesnot in the house, maybe in a wood pile>cockroachesnope, none in the woods>ticks they’re in the suburbs now too>carpenter antsnope, they’re never in the house because that’s where the least wood is in the entire forest>snakesexcellent vermin control
>>536938187If you're white you should have grazeland for rotationally grazing cattle on which you can do those things. Close to your home should be herbs and gardens and flowers to attract pollinators.
>>536937556That's a nice little lawn strip. What are brownoids seething about?
>>536938329You live on a quarter acre lot.I dont give a shit about about your little flower patch.Im on 22 acres and yes i actually do model rocketry.I have 4 acres of lawn for batting practice with the grandkids.Enjoy your larp.
>>536938131It’s not, I’ve been there. Had carpenter ants destroy the soffits on a house that had trees near it, tree was infested with em. If you want to protect your investments, it is necessary to conquer the threats to it. This is fundamentally a white man’s concern I wouldn’t expect browns to consider such a thing.
>>536938431>just go to this public grass field instead of owning your own grass field.It must suck to be one of The Poors.
>>536938763>owning your ownremember to pay the property tax goy. oh, and we can legally eminent domain it any time we want by the way.
>>536937556based, should cut it shorter and build himself a driving range and a green at the end
>>536938052>breed mice to deal with the bugs>get a cat to deal with the mice
>>536937556Anyone who talks about this shit manages something between 0.25 and 0 acres
>>536938610Based and rocketry pilled. Carry on, grandpa
>>536937556Unless you want snakes at your door, along with other potentially dangerous creatures within a bite's reach of your children, you have to clear SOME space to keep them safe.Moderation is the requirement.
>>536937556congrats lawncuck now you have to mow it every week and burn in the sun everytime you step foot in it
>>536938187You do none of these things.
>>536938849these are a fucking pain in the ass to fix
>>536938052Dang how can education fall so badly in a few decades?
>>536938242kekSome boomer on a prominent corner in my small town ABSOLUTELY NUKED his yard to start the season. Like the biggest sore thumb ever.All dead grass. Yard looked fine last year.Every other yard, with hard and clear lines, was beautiful green.It's been four months and he's done the appropriate $8000 worth of treatments and it looks exactly like it did pre nuke.BOOMER VICTORY.
>>536937556He fucking conquered that lawn.Based as fuck.Get the golf clubs and call the jam boy.
>>536937556>started as woodsyeah, when you live out in the woods you start to appreciate having a nice open space to be in. you get less bugs attacking you out in the open like that and you might even get a nice breeze blowing through which helps even more.fucking fags dont know what they are talking about.>>536938610nice
>>536938431>being poor
>>536938052Previous replies either have only lived in an urban environment or have rats under their hood and can't walk around their property in shorts.
>>536937556Mow your lawn, faggot.
>>536937556> Does the lawn remind the white man of the green summer prairie of his native ancestral indo-European steppe grasslandsYes. Same reason the Abuelas to cut down the trees you plant.
>>536938052On second thought, maybe mutts deserve their oppression.
>>536938052Prothink: Elevate your home by building half of it underground.
>>536939435>Get the golf clubsyeah exactly, he's got a nice little 5 iron pitching range there.
>>536939318I do all of them.
>But my heckin zero-turn
>>536937556>guy clears half an acre of his woodlands for a nice lawn >somebody pretends like this is a big deal You are a stupid person kill yourself anti-civilization demon
>>536937556>white>no seasoningPottery
>>536937726Dumbest post I've read today
>>536938052Such a retarded post that I'm sure you're a boomer
>>536939333if you're brown. also mine has never broken in the 15 years i've owned mine, though I own a mclane
>>536937556Fucking shitty job asshole. Those lines are embarrassing. Idiot chud. Get a real job faggot.
>>536939518Right, a hundred years ago they wouldn’t have even been allowed to vote since they weren’t land owners, still live with their parents, and have probably never kissed a girl and not white.
>>536939716I can't wait until we melt down all lawnmowers, leafblowers, tractors, and cars. Only then can the White man return to his former glory.
>>536938107Based
>>536939957>pagan larping back to nature fantasy You are a retard
>>536937556>thinking brutal environmental devastation in the form of lawnsGenerations before you lazy bitches used lawns for play and entertainment, but you couch lovers got vidya for that.
>>536939732it's still early anon
if you were a bug would you live in a place where your homeland gets destroyed by the lawn mower gas chamber every week.
>>536939862buy an ad faggot
Look like a great starting point for a potato field.
>>536939957Lmao.You wouldnt last 1 day doing manual labor without power tools.
>>536940138If you were a human would you live in a place where your children get destroyed by the jewish ponzi scheme every generation?
>>536937556Us government did it. During the cold war scientists had this idea that wild gardens and lawns would cause fire tornados in the event of a nuke and that shirt cut lawns would fare better. The psych happened at the same time as the suburbs which was also an anti nuke move. Getting people to spread out made the Soviets build more nukes and therefore increased economic pressure while increasing us survivability.
> ITT: houseletsAnyone who has ever lived in a forest or even with a dense garden to against their home can tell you why it’s horrible. This wild nature primalist shit corresponds exclusively to terminally online romanticizers and not people with experience.
>>536940277Leaf blowers fucking suck bad
>>536940096The Amish and the Mennonites, who generally use none of the aforementioned technology, are the only significant European ethnic population with a birthrate above replacement rate. The Mormons could also be included here but they all live in the desert so aren't really relevant here.It's not a fantasy. Lawncucks are being replaced. In the future, there will be no lawns, only gardens.
>>536939654my dream is a cabin inna woods with enough land surrounding it so that no sound reaches outside the property
>>536937556I don't know but I am doing my part to convert my families lawn into a space for plants and trees. It is much slower gong to grow than it is to destroy.
>>536940277>manual labor>jobs so easy that slaves and indentured servants (people literally working for free) can do themGreat argument anon.
>>536940409seems that way. i just spent 4 hours out in the woods doing firewood and the fucking mosquitos were unbelievable. no wind, humid as can be, the loud whine of my swarm of little friends to keep me on the move. so glad to be back at home with my open spaces and a breeze to keep those little cunts away.
>>536938052Sounds wonderful to me. I love life and "pests" are part of life. I even have a colony of mice living underneath the decks.
>>536940405Have never heard this before, definitely makes sense. Thanks anon, have a (you)
>>536940614this the first time you've ever heard about bankrupting russia through nukes / space exploration?i hate gen A tards so much it's unreal
>>536940277Sounds like an awful lot of projection there.
>>536940614Its bullshit that he pulled out of his ass.Lawns have been white culture since before WWI
Imagine planting that whole area with fruit trees and run about 6 sheep between them. You'd never need to pay for food again and would never be sick. Sad that it will never happen.
>>536937556Lawns are an american retardation. In Europe we cherish nature and understand it is linked to the wellbeing of our kin
>>536939615>Model RocketryBased. Although those fins aren't very aerodynamic.
>>536940767>English aristocracy>white peopleAnon, I...
>>536940774>in europeMAMA MIA luigi get back to the brick oven, one napolitano right now you dumb wop
>>536940767These people were literally just having fun here. They were LARPing, same with their clothes. It was a novelty to them to cut the grass short with a cool machine, instead of a scythe like those filthy peasants. They didn't consider it part of their culture. Stop copying actual LARPers and retvrn to tradition.
This one is unironically a huge swindle.>Boomers upon boomers who pay hundreds of dollars to illegal immigrant landscaping crews >while concurrently those same Boomers own a garage full of power tools and landscaping equipment for their own personal enjoyment>Fertilizing useless turf grass so it can grow, cutting it because now it's too long, and then doing it again like Sisyphus >the involvement of HOA's and neighborhood Karens in giving a shit about how long the grass is>the fact that the chore is built-into the lawn itself>the fact that the loud, expensive new leafblower the Boomer bought for the clippings is even CALLED "Ego">the endless quiet mornings destroyed by the sounds of motorized roaring and third-world shouting so you can have a lawn exactly that long>the fucking spike in the water bill>fucking poisoning your own land to the umpteenth generation with cancer-causing, soil-murdering chemicals to keep the lawn free of "weeds", like clover and native plants>categorizing any plant that doesn't have the Sisyphean task of mowing or trimming built-in as a weed>the dawning realization that mowing the lawn is, in fact, the point of having a lawn>the sheer expensive and self-defeating nature of multiple steps of it, like watering and tending to a plant to make it grow to the length where now you need to cut it
>>536937556Lawns were originally a status symbol, they symbolized that you were wealthy enough to own land that you didn't have to use for growing food or grazing livestock, and also that you had staff who you would pay to get out there and cut it all to the same length. Supposedly they would have poor fucks out there with scissors trimming it level, but I don't know if I believe that. Then came suburbia and it was more a symbol of "well there's not enough land to make growing crops worth it and im not allowed to own a sheep in the city limits so.. I may as well try and flex on my neighbours. Up to the 70's the idea of a lawn included clover; which adds notrogen into the soil, but then the grass seed companies realised if they took the clover out they could also sell retards nitrogen fixing fertilizers to add to the lawn. Lawns are silly, but they do work well for a near the home outdoor space that is managed.
>>536940767This was aristocrats proving they had land they did not need to grow food on. Anyone else grew as big of a garden as possible.
>>536941055BASED beyond comprehension, best post ITT.I am glad you mentioned Sisyphus, because there is no better analogy for the lawncuck. But Sisyphus didn't have a choice, while these retards do, which makes it even worse.
>>536941190The fact that the leafblower also has "Ego" written on it and Boomers shoot each other over them is not lost on me, either.
>>536938052city boy confirmed
>>536938107Enjoy the alpha gal.
>I can't afford a car or am scared to drive so no one should! >I'll never get a big truck like I really want so no one should! >I'll never own a lawn so no one should! I mean, let's just ignore the fact that every lawn hater in this thread definitely enjoys going to the park and playing in the grass. Bunch of faggot hypocrites.
>>536937556how much of a whiny cunt do you have to be to hate grass?
>>536941561Projection, any actual rural dweller knows maintaining a lawn is a necessary chore. I live on 40 acres of which 36 of it is farmland. Just say you don’t own property.
>>536941561fucking what?dude, that's not even a real try ffs
>>536940833Those are Americans.Charter Oak Lawnmower Company was in Hartford Connecticut, dumbass.>>536941027>same with their clothesBecause Americans in the late 1800s were wearing t-shirts and Levi's (?)At what point did you drop out of school? 8th grade?
>shaved my grass>shaved my dog>shaved my body hair>shaved my son's foreskin>why yes, I am in fact an Amerigolem. How could you tell?
>>536942140>being neat is wrongHow brown is your skin, post your hands.
>>536942099>Hartford Connecticut>i.e. New EnglandDo you still dress like that? So why is your lawn like that?
>>536941130Not even fucking cllose.Lawns were the norm before automobiles were invented.People tore out their lawns to plant gardens during WWI & WWII
>>536942198Is circumcising newborns OK for aesthetic or hygienic reasons?
>>536942198PLANT SOME FUCKING TOMATOES YOU BALDING BOOMER!!!!
>>536940573The English were right with nothing but mowed grass and gravel next to the house. Fuck flower beds too.
>>536942260> but but dicksyeah i notice how dont refute your shitskin nature
>>536941649The park is a dedicated public space for the turf maintained on a reasonable schedule by publicly-funded crews of legally-hired workers who want to get the job done and go smoke weed in the van for the rest of the hour. People actually picnic, play fetch with their dogs, have soccer games, and do shit other than just interact with and maintain that grass itself. Your neighbor's lawn is a space he loudly mows and blows 3 times a week at odd hours, he knocked down the previous owner's lemon and plum trees to put it in, he sprays it with bullshit chemicals in his garage that were banned in 2016, and then he has loud-ass Mexicans show up on weekends anyway to drink beer and loudly weedwhack and mow and blow the place anyway at 7 AM. He pays them $200 cash to do it. This neighbor and the landscaping crew he hires are the only people to use the lawn, and the only use it gets is in *being* maintained. No kids play catch there. That would ruin the lawn. Stay off.Your other neighbors are also like this. Somebody's always mowing a lawn. Your neighbor hears another neighbor using his new mower and instantly goes outside to use his own in response. You can't tell if he's jealous or what. One day, he's going to be in an argument with another neighbor over something adjacent to his lawn-the clippings, the noise, the length, where the landscapers are parked, whose job the grass on this side of the fence is-and they will shoot each other. Also, every neighbor is either this neighbor or a Mexican guy who works landscaping for guys like him. False equivalence.
>>536942308I've grown them dozens of time.Your faggot ass cant grow a weed.
>>536942140Bazinga.
>>536938052kys boomer faggot
>>536942316I'm whiter than you, which is why I don't condone destroying the earth for no purpose, and it is also why there's no reason to argue with you about race. This issue transcends race. A white man who mows a lawn is far more detestable than the blackest African living deep in the Congo who at least will cultivate a banana crop to make his liquor.Answer: is circumcising newborns OK for aesthetic or hygienic reasons?
>>536940787You'd be surprised what "works".
>>536937556It is actually an improvement. It would be a better improvement if pure rock and brick and a beautiful italian villa of stone was in there, alongside an alhambra-style water fountain with very short bushes and flowers. NOT A SINGLE TREE UNTIL THE HORIZON.FUCK TREES.FUCK TREES.
>>536938052SPBP. Forests and trees are based, of course but it's good to have some clean, short green grass around the home to prevent ticks, rats, snakes etc. It's nice to have a yard with trees, flowers and an edible garden, with at least a sizable section of "lawn". I like my kids having a soft green space to run and play outside where they're less likely to get bit or stung by something in tall grass.
>>536942488sure you arefirst thing you talk about is dicksyou've never lived in the woods or you'd know what a fucking nightmare it is without some sort of buffer zone.but keep obsessing over dicks, that's totally normal.
>>536941055Nailed it.My yard is packed with actual local area native plants. I don't have to water at all and I gets tons of pollinators and other wildlife. The way it should be.
>>536940787Fins on rockets aren't meant to be aerodynamic. its aerodynamic stability improves as you increase the drag on the tail of the rocket.Bigger fins = More stabilitySmaller fins = lower total drag coefficientBased rocket designer doesn't want an unguided missile
>>536942614That's the beauty of native landscaping, it requires very little maintenance.
>>536942569So your answer is yes. You are pro-circumcision of newborns. Interesting. I am sure that sort of mental illness has drastic consequences for the rest of your worldview.
>>536942351Lol.So you want the boomer to plant a garden so the fruit rots in his yard?Or just put in gravel so you don't have to hear the leaf blower?Youre so fucking delusional its hilarious.Stop sniffing your own farts, you pretentious, self-absorbed douchenozzle.
>>536942537its really that simple. 20-30ft of lawn around the house is a good fire barrier too.
>>536942669The fact that we insist on having lawns in biomes like desert beaches is fucking insaneLas Vegas at its height was not on the level of obscenity reached in totality by the American lawn
>>536942569These primalist larpers would go the same way as Christopher McCandless did, dying alone of starvation in n the very nature that was supposed to sustain them. Nature is not a mother you dumb fucking hippies, it is an element to be conquered.
>>536942696lol, you know nothing about lawns or forests or anything elseall you can thing about is penisokay, you're gay, we get it, jeesh.
Lawns were status symbols from the days of nobility because only they could hire someone full time to maintain a garden + lawn to impress visitors. It got passed down a similar manner to caller everyone sir and ma'am (from madam from madame).Everything about pest control and everything else, even if there are elements of truth, are completely ipso facto cope. It's status games that people try to justify and now that they've bought into it they denigrate everyone else for not making the same choices as them.The same people proffering the pest control narrative will often be the same ones lamenting the decline in bee population as an example. Their world views are fragmented and often contradictory.>but anon, I HATE the environment, fuck the bees and fuck the trees!Okay, then you probably hate immigrants too but will completely ignore the vast majority of pristine lawns are solely maintained by mexican yard crews.>>536941119Got to it before I was able to. It's not simply "not enough land to make it worth it", it's that they often times make it completely illegal to grow produce on your own land actually. It's retarded and evil. Just a couple of chickens will give you all the eggs you need as well as fertilize the yard with their droppings but that's illegal as well in many places. >>536941055For a post solely focusing on the lawn itself, this is a good one, thank you for posting.
>>536942792exactlythe wild will kill you quickly and these idiots think animals are something out of a disney movie.
>>536938861>There was an old lady who lived innawoods
>>536937556behead anyone that uses Round-upflay round-up executives.
>>536942721Something really does have to be done about the "I just wanna grill" dudes in this country; they're as big a stain on the right wing as the guys who are allergic to anime
>>536942760>humans have become the.master of their domain, able.to shaoe it to their will.Dont like it? Go live on Sentinel island
>>536937556That looks beautiful. Fuck off retard.
>>536942222CHECKED. Third worlders squatting in the West BTFO
>>536942488>Answer: is circumcising newborns OK for aesthetic or hygienic reasons?You mean to type "answer this: X" or "Question: X".As it's formatted it's you offering an answer.
>>536937556> Lawns are badNo
>>536942805Just answer the question then anon. What's the harm? Your opinion here is important on the matter. Is it okay to cut up infants for "neatness" just like according to you it is okay to cut lawns for "neatness"?
>>536942973Trying to charge OP $100 to tear the place up with stolen tools, Paco?
>>536937556Well OP, long story short is that lawns exist because homeowners wanted to LARP as richfags. Back in the old days, only wealthy people could afford lawns, because poorer people had to use all their available land for agriculture. Basically lawns were a way for richfags to flex that they had so much money that they could just afford to let the land in front of their mansions sit unused for anything practical.
>>536938610> Hates lawns > Admits he has a lawn
>>536943056holy shitwhat race are you anonyou tell me that and ill tell you
>>536938842You can get out of both of those things
>>536943132>first I am brown>now I am gay>now, what race am IYou can just admit you think cutting up newborn genitals is OK. I will forgive you.
>>536937556It’s fucking gay, I am gradually killing my grass and replacing it with garden plots, had a boomer neighbour who was encouraging me to cut down all of the trees on my property because “you can make it a little piece of paradise” another boomer neithbour keeps begging me to cut down two really old oaks, boomers for some reason hate trees. I hate lawns.
>>536939654Peak cozy.
>>536938431Parks? You mean as in the place where all the brown junkies and niggers hang around? Why would I go there with my kids of all places?
>>536943175why do you care about that more than the topic of the thread you fucking moron?Try to keep up with the rest of us instead of keeping up your obsession with penises.
>>536943243>Germanbro saying thisGrim. The Englischer Garden was beautiful when I had the privilege of visiting.
>>536943243Yes goy, sit at home with your nice patch of grass atomized where your children play alone while you post on 4chan, never take action and stand up for your beliefs, just let the hordes flood in and wait for your death
>>536938465>nope, none in the woodsCockroaches literally live in trees.
>>536937726What is ironic is I hate lawns and read up on horticulture and everything but I am literally Métis…though mostly European in ancestry and that European ancestry is limited to countries adjacent to the North Sea and Baltic. I will say, I do not identify as White, I am Germanic, Nordic, Celtoid, Frankish, Iroquoian and Algonquin.
>>536943116Nowhere did I post against lawns.You seem to be confused
>>536940459Of course they're bad at sucking, it's a leaf BLOWERDumbass
>>536938052Houses without trees have the same problem though.
>"yeah bro just don't mow it, the natural look is peak soul!"Fuck off you lazy nigger it looks like shit and everybody knows it
>>536943250You claimed that lawn culture is OK because of "neatness".Is circumcising newborn males OK because of "neatness"?I bring up the issue because it isn't possible for you not to be a hypocrite on this one. Your predicament is that you can't defend cutting grass (for neatness) without defending child abuse (for neatness). That's quite sad.
>>536941638>t.
>>536943319Yes goy, if you don't let your family get harassed by foreigners you're letting the hordes flood into your country!
>>536938052Keep us updated, Martha Stewart
>>536943436Having a lawn isn’t nearly as bad as torturing and mutilating newborns ffs
>>536943436>DIIIICCCKKKSSSS DICKS I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM REEEEEEEkek, get some help fag.
>>536943438what is an agender? Is it the default roblox character?
>>536943317Cheers bro. Maybe it's not too late for things to change for the better.
>>536943523>still no answerYou can't even attempt to defend your own argument because you have none. Only insults. Quite pathetic, even for 4chan.
>>536940773>sheepyour lawn will be dead in a week.>>536940774lawns are an european creation of people wating a lawns and gardens like their faggoty perfumed and powdered gaylords.
>>536939435One does not "call" a jamboy. One summons the jamboy from its closet and hies it to work with a well placed kick.
Friendly reminder that if you don't swim innaswamp too cool off then you're not white.
>>536937556>Surely there must be an individual or organization responsible for twisting the White man's mind into thinking sterile and barren (probably GMO and non-native) monocrop grass fields in subtropical or continental climates were a good idea.since i was a child, i've always looked at such people and wondered>wtf are they doing? for what purpose?there's never a valid purpose, these faggots just sit there and are like "you wouldn't get it"ofc i wouldn't understand, im not mentally ill or retarded, my brain doesn't compute illogical notions as passable actionsi don't think>today i will waste many resources to be a faggot and ruin things for no reason whatsoever
>>536943919>hot as balls>let's go swimming >walk down to pond>"oh my god you can't swim in that it's dirty!">lol okActually had someone say that, of course they were urban scum.
>>536943919Whiter than you
>>536937556I just don’t need to be totally engulfed in trees and shit to feel alive or whatever you feel like you’re lacking. Skill issue.
>>536937556Jews gotta sell fertilizer people don't need.
Lawns are illegal immigrant psyop to create jobs for them. Wake up sheeple! Just say no to big lawn mowing!
>>536938052>Lawns are nice because they mitigate habitat for pests and nuisance animals.So does asphalt
>>536937556I dont like tall weeds in my yard, they make me itchy and way more bugs
I gotta wait until it dries out before I can mow again, we got a lot of rain last night.
>>536941949i let my grass grow a foot and a half tall before i even consider cutting it and have 0 issues with pests. i own 52 acres btw.
>>536938052lawns are habitats for bugs and pests.the absolute best setup is mountain forest living. all you have to deal with chopping firewood, raking up sticks, and shoveling some snow. I don't understand the lawn mowing ritual. I don't know why boomers did this to themselves. I get why you mow them, if you don't you get bugs humidity and it looks like shit, but why even have have them in the first place? I'd turn that shit into brick/stone walkways and elevated garden plots just to not have to mow and water that shit.
>>536937556Lawns are based.Freely letting your yard grow into whatever is nigger/man-child bullshit. It's an excuse to be lazy.If you want nature, go to a state park or nature reserve. Random small patches of woods in your back yard are just a magnet for bums.The natural environment's also not destroyed, it's all over. Let picrel go unmaintained for 10 years and it will be indistinguishable from the woods surrounding it.Nice lawns, you can walk freely and barefoot in (feels great), with less worry about pests, thorns, rocks, etc. They also look nice.
>>536937556Hi. The reason people have always made lawns is quite simple. It keeps snakes, small mammals, insects, and other creatures away from your house. Animals are reluctant to cross a wide open area if they don't have to, and to insects the other side of a yard is incredibly far.
>>536937726
>suburbanites are afraid of tall grassKWABs
>>536937556Lawns are a scam. Pay to put in grass, pay to fertilize your grass, pay to water your grass, and continuously pay to cut your grass. In reality we just need a low maintenance weed that doesn't keep growing taller like micro-clover instead. Set it and forget it.
>>536937556You need to do this though. It cuts down all the fucking bugs and snakes, etc, that would otherwise be crawling through your home. Provides space to garden or build other things. Fuck off idiot
>>536938052Have you ever actually been outside a city?
>>536945208>>536945498Retarded argument. Modern homes are wrapped in glued-together woodchips and Tyvek house-condom and are virtually impervious to bugs.
>>536945208I hope you get raped in your asshole on your little lawn
>>536942315>fuck flower bedsI put in flower beds so that I don't have to mow
>>536941055Sounds assmad. My kids love our lawn and my mow robot keeps it at useable lengths. Lawn is great for your kids to play on.
>>536937556Americans go hard for a utterly featureless lawn.
>>536937556damn im jelly. i wish i had the land to do that
>>536937556Because everyone rembers walking in their parents yard with all the sticks and stickers and said one day my yard is going to be all grass.
>>536938052Fool, lawns cause lawn darts. You aren't some sort of terrorist who likes lawn darts are you?
>>536938181Boomers are just like Jews. They hate nature. Boomers need to be fucking punished.
>>536943182>boomers for some reason hate trees.because trees sometimes fall down and knock out power or cable so the boomer might miss his sportsball for a day.
>>536937556>AAAAHHHHHHHHHH OH NOOOOOO>SOMEONE CUT THEIR GRASS>I'M LITERALLY GOING INSANE!!!>HELP ME GRETER THUMPBERG!!!
>>536941055i've had a moment of claritythe lawn is the white mans zen garden
>>536942351its funny how you put 'publically funded' as a plus, as some sort of extra topping on the shit sundae.the boomer using his own funds completely torpedos your entire argument
>>536942537also has anyone had a tree branch fall on their roof? or take out a power line? thats very annoying. a clearing around the house is just logical
>>536938052>and snakesYes?And?My grandparents used to keep a snake in their attic in Yugoslavia because the attic was for food storage and the snake ate vermin.Every house did it.Hell, I don't care if I get one of these guys in my roof. Fuck mice.
>>536945589This. It most likely knows about nature from yt and life in a suburban subdivision on an 8,000 sq. ft. lot, most of which is the house and the driveway.
>>536951524Anyone that lives in nature knows its a never ending battle to keep plants insects and rodents from destroying you and everything you own
>>536949713>I-is that a d-d-d-d-DANDELION>AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE HELP ME RABBI DEEREWITZ I NEED TO BUY THE MOST EXPENSIVE LAWN MOHEL TO CIRCUMCISE MY LAWN
>>536939439Are you really suggesting "open space" has fewer bugs? Have you ever been outside?
>>536939654My new wallpaper. Thanks!
>>536939654People who want to live in cabins should really know that trees fall when they die. So you either cut trees in reach or ensure they will always fall *away* from your little cabin
>>536938242Yeah I really hate that. My lawn is a mix of violets, clover, grass (different types too), etc. and really healthy and good looking all the time while my neighbour spends insane amounts of money to have a single mono grass and it's always just dying anyways. My lawn is like in Waterloo Park or Victoria Park while his lawn is some mono-boomer-monstrosity.
>>536951696It's not a very hard battle if you are not an absolute walnut considering all the cool toys available to us nowadays although I do hate 2-cycle shit maintenance, but that's why we hire help. This whole thread is a retardation display tho. Boomers vs subdivision zoomers.
>>536939171I haven't seen a snake in my city in years they all died out long ago.
>>536937556Boomers will do everything to destroy a natural habitat of valuable insects, but will vote to import millions of niggers that destroy our western habi- ... Oh wait, nevermind. It's just boomer things.
>>536942537I won't disagree, a firebarrier is just good business.I'm only really at odds with the faggots who go AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE WEED SPRAY YOUR FUCKING CLOVERS THEY LOOK SHITTYNo they don't you fucking nigger, they look like lovely green puddles in my buffalo, and the dichondra grows nicely in the shade around the base of the tree where the grass won't grow.There's nothing wrong with little wildflowers in my lawn, and I do thistle management because if it can hurt me it can fuck off.But I'm not gonna get rid of the dandelions just because my next-door boombour is seething about the seeds.If you want control over my property PAY MY FUCKING LAND RATES.
>>536952151That's why your city is a rat infested shithole.
>>536937556I inherited my parents country home on several acres of land, and while we haven't reduced the area to that much hardcore grass, we mow the fuck out of the grassland, and the animals responded by immediately coming out and playing in the meadow and going in the grass for bugs. If you let grass get overgrown, all you get is massive increase in pest population like insects and move which will damage your house and make it less pleasant to go outside.
>>536954339>insects and mice*
>>536951696Yes.>>536952029If youre on a 1/2 acre and dont work overtime then sure you can manage easily.I have about 50 acres and keeping the forest at bay is a fucking nightmare.Loblolly pines grow 3-4 feet a year.There are sections where I havent decided what I wanted to do so ive let things grow for a decade. Some of that is so dense theres a tree for every 3-4 square feet. 1 acre is 44,100 square feet. If you do scorched earth then you're back to nothing and spend a decade watering saplings.If you do selective pruning to keep the 10 foot maples and oaks scattered about then youre felling and dragging shit by chainsaw and ATV. 10,000 times per acre.Now I understand most people dont have 50 acres.My property is mixed use.Theres manicured lawn for the kids.Wildflower meadows for the quail and fireflies.Forest for the deer (and that black bear).But even a couple acres quickly gets out of hand and even your cute little wooded area quickly becomes impassable as briars, vines and seedlings take over unless you intentionally remove new growth. Keeping open fields from turning into forest is even more work
>>536938842Property tax, even with home insurance included, is a small fraction of what you pay every month, rentoid.
>>536954373>But even a couple acres quickly gets out of hand and even your cute little wooded area quickly becomes impassable as briars, vines and seedlings take over unless you intentionally remove new growth. Keeping open fields from turning into forest is even more work.My parents house was unoccupied for a year while we were arranging to move and the thistle moved in and it's now the bane of my existence. Shit spreads like a plague.
>>536938610Better look around, what you gonna do, nigger migrants might be coming next to you.
>>536954452>I’ll pretend like I own things even though I don’t cuz there a guy who rents ? Damn dude. Nobody gonna give a fuck about you when the globohomo jews eminent domain your ass or repossess your property when you’re old and miss a payment.Who sucks the property tax jew cock? Wow
>>536951776Bummer :(
>>536954742>I’ll pretend like I own thingsNice cope. I helped build the house and garage when I was still in high school.
>>536949256Every generation prior to like Gen x hated nature because they knew nature is always trying to fuck you up. Look at utopian predictions from the early 20th and further back, it was all about everything being paved and sterilized so they'd never have to see another fucking tree ever again
>>536938509>If you're white you should have grazeland for rotationally grazing cattle on which you can do those things. CloWhy are people who hate grass always so fucking detached from reality?
>>536937556I like open spaces.I am not a fan of forests. The sea and the green fields and treeless hilltops. That is my homeland.Unfortunately such places today are governed by lesser men.
>>536955495I own property out west, which I live on. 60 acres. I have geese, cougars, bear, moose, elk, and 30 acres of forest land. I don’t dab on dudes who are trying to get something of their own in this anti-White male shithole, and I certainly don’t worship the property tax jew.In fact, I don’t know any landowners who do, which makes me quite suspicious of your claims.
>>536955777you sound like a faggot
>>536955777>doesn’t like forests You aren’t White, are you?
>>536937556What if both woods and meadows are both nice for different reasons?Is that even possible?
>>536940520>my dream is a cabin inna woods with enough land surrounding it so that no sound reaches outside the propertyBasedI want the same so I can play music through my overkill autism audio system on full volume whilst whipping and corraling my layservants, if by some chance they get too uppity or rowdy
>>536937556Have you ever been in an area without grass? Its fucking hella dusty and sandy inside peoples homes. Grass keeps the dust down, it soaks up rain during the winter, it keeps the area cooler when you are barefoot, and its pretty to look at.
>>536940774>It's an American thingWhy are backwater Europeans like this? Impeccable lawns go back to Andre Le Notre who exported his gardens to all of aristocratic Europe. Today it's mostly for boomers who want to look upper class.
>>536952232Dandelions are for niggers and therefore must go. A more natural yard full of native plants that aren't niggers like dandelions is great though. Better for the environment and looks more pleasing. People with their golf course yards that take daily maintenance and $2k in water and fertilizer a month are retarded. I have a good mixture of grass, clovers and other things like those little wild strawberries throughout my acre and love it. Theirs always bunnies, squirrels, birds and other animals around eating things and plenty of bees buzzing around. Wish my dog would stop trying to eat the bees but he's a dog so you know, what can you do. Not even some hippy faggot, just think trying to grow shit where God never intended it to be is dumb and a waste of everything. Let nature be natural, it's in the name for fucks sake.
>>536951776Maybe the trees just want to help by becoming part of your lovely cabin? They're not falling on it, they're becoming part of it. Don't be a jerk to the trees.
>>536955915OPs pic isn't a meadow though
>>536938052>Lawns are nice because they mitigate habitat for pests and nuisance animals. Go to anyone’s house innawoods and more than likely they have roaches, termites, ticks, carpenter ants, and snakes in their house.100% correct. The dollar-a-dozen niggers seething and replying either don't own any land/housing or live in a 0.1 acre lot in the suburbs.I have an acre of wild grass and clover surrounding my home, and I mow it in the spring/summer. Despite that, the river and woods just outside that acre bring in loads of mosquitos, noseeums, and craneflies. Luckily, I've never encountered ticks out here in the PNWI'd hate to have to wear long pants, long sleeves, and jackets every time I step out or consider opening a door/window for more than 10 seconds
>>536955780>and I certainly don’t worship the property tax jew.Neither do I, and you seem to keep suggesting that paying your property taxes, and thereby not losing your property, is "worship", which is a retarded perspective. What, you choose land in an area with little or no property tax so that makes you superior to me? Nigger, I didn't choose where to be born or where my family built a home when I was a child. You're bragging far more than me, so your suspicions are worth dogshit.
>>536956189Go be retarded somewhere else. This wouldn’t even be an argument if you were right, but you are wrong. And stupid.
The only thing I hate about lawns is maintenance, I may get one of those robot lawnmowers to do all the work. Thats depending on how far theyve come along in the last few years, because they kind of sucked before.
>>536955848>capitalizing WhiteMaking me suspicious, by the way. You're a minimum a retard mangling English capitalization rules to spite WaPo being a bunch of nigger loving kikes.
>>536937556There is an empty lot near me that is taken by clover and it basically looks good year round with zero maintenance. Meanwhile grass needs a lot of maintenance and looks like crap during the summer.
>>536938052Mutt moment
>>536954373Palmettos take care of tree overgrowth down here in the swamp but I understand your frustration. Basically you end up with scattered trees, but the undergrowth is nothing but a carpet of razor sharp palm fronds
>>536940520You'll never afford it.I have a friend that lives about 5 miles away and I can hear him shooting.10 square miles is 12,800 acres (still hear sound outside of it).At a very low price of $1,200 an acre thats $15 million.
>>536956388Clover, dandelion, grass, and local wildflowers. Prune the spikey plants and let the grass grow to a few inches so it's drought resistant.
>>536956475You seem evil.
>>536956388The problem with clover versus grass is that it doesn't handle foot traffic well, so pets and kids aren't going to be able to enjoy it. Clover also dies back in winter so you get mud. That's a big reason why grass is so popular.
>environmental devastation Nigger it's surrounded by trees.
>>536938052Most of /pol/ really are jews that don't leave their bunkers. I don't even live innawoods and have this shit. I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of a coon in my backyard eating my corn and peppers.
>>536956884Live trap and baitCoons have no problems walking through great expanses of manicured lawn to get to your garbage though.At least they're not niggers.
>>536956388Moss is the best option but it's a mother fucker to get it right. Once it's set it's a lifetime option.
>>536937556OH MY GOD SOMEONE...... CREATED A PATCH OF LAND THAT ISNT FILLED WITH TREESI MUST RAGE ABOUT THE WHITE MANI MUST POST A THREAD ON 4CHAN ABOUT THISOP you have no fucking life LMAO
>>536937726D&C post.
>>536938509you are not a farmer, shut the fuck up you gay larping retard
>>536938052>Lawns are nice because they mitigate habitat for pests and nuisance animals.You start off with unmitigated bullshit.No calculus was performed by a single fucking homeowner over the last 100 years that ever included such a ludicrous concern.You must be a Century21 kike.
>>536957192I'm not a farmer either but I still know to keep my grass lawn from going to seed and fucking up the alfalfa field next to me.
>>536956884>I'm trying to figure out how to get rid of a coon in my backyard eating my corn and peppers.I heard a coon outside my window in the middle of the night for the first time. Dude, that shit sounds like an animal brought back from the dead. What the fuck?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0Cm67srlGc
>>536957048They're pretty damn close to niggers. Tearing up my storage bins looking for food and shitting on my roof at 2 in the morning. The wild life starts to get old when they start messing with my stuff. Faggots here talk about having a natural yard because they don't experience rabbits running in your garden or a groundhog making its home under your shed and eating your plants. Or deer eating your privacy bushes you grew for ten years.>>536957596All those animals make all sorts of weird noises. I heard some ungodly noise just outside my fence but didn't catch what it was. Shouldn't be coyotes or bobcats though as they don't come to my area, only the occasional lost bear.
>>536957923> Faggots here talk about having a natural yard because they don't experience rabbits running in your garden or a groundhog making its home under your shed and eating your plants. Or deer eating your privacy bushes you grew for ten years.Not defending anybody, just saying do you know what takes care of all that shit? Dogs. I have 4 Rottweilers and critters know not to come in my yard. They talk to eachother too, as I’m sure you know. Get some big dogs and it will get rid of your critter problem.
>>536957923>a groundhog making its home under your shed and eating your plants.We've got a family of those living under the woodpile storage my dad built. When we got here it was just the one, but he found a mate and this spring they had babies. Huge fuckers. I like em. The wood is kind of worthless because I have asthma and tree allergies, so running the wood-burning stove just fucks me up for the night. We're having geothermal installed anyway.
>>536958239I've been wanting to get a new dog for some time now. Just having had the heart to get one yet.>>536958241They're cute little critters but they're also another cunt species that will eat your vegetable garden. Doesn't matter if you fence it in because they'll climb it. I'm actually amazed that they have no issues even climbing 6 foot fences.
>>536958504> Doesn't matter if you fence it in because they'll climb it. I'm actually amazed that they have no issues even climbing 6 foot fences.This. The only way to stop critters is to put the fear of God (dog) in them. Sorry to hear about your pupper btw, anon. Completely understandable.>if I was ever to recommend the perfect breed for just chilling around your house and looking scary while being really smart loyal and obedient babies, I’d be remiss if I didn’t recommend the Rottweiler. I call mine my porch monkeys.
and yes... I also swin innaswamp innawinter.
>>536958993>Sorry to hear about your pupper btw, anon. Completely understandable.Thanks anon, I appreciate it. I had a doberman, they're pretty similar to rotties. >The only way to stop crittersDuring this conversation I actually discovered that the bastard ate one of my cabbages that's been growing for a month now.
>>536938849This. I would cut down all the forests in the world for a perfect course.
>>536959346Shrek. Is that you?
>>536937556god gave the whvte mvn dominion over the earth
>>536956003that looks really nice thoughbeit
>>536942222In New Amsterdam (1600s), almost every home had a deep, functional garden. Dutch colonists combined their homes, offices, and storehouses on narrow plots, leaving the expansive backyards for kitchen gardens, orchards, and medicinal herbs.The Castello Plan of New Amsterdam (1660)The most detailed visual record of urban agriculture in early America is the Castello Plan, which maps modern-day Lower Manhattan before the English renamed it New York City.What it shows: Painted by Johannes Vingboons, this bird's-eye watercolor map clearly illustrates approximately 300 houses punctuated by 59 formal, grid-patterned private gardens and 302 distinct orchards and clusters of trees.The Layout: Property owners grew vegetables and fruits inside their fenced backyard plots (parterres) to stay self-sufficient within the protective town wall (now Wall Street).The Oglethorpe Plan of Savannah, Georgia (1733)The Oglethorpe Plan was a regional layout designed by General James Oglethorpe that strictly integrated city living with agrarian production.What it shows: Historic survey maps, such as the 1734 Peter Gordon View of Savannah or the 1800 Map of Savannah and its Garden and Farm Lots, detail a broader agricultural network.The Layout: Every free settler was awarded exactly 50 acres of land divided into three strict zones: a town lot (60x90 feet) for a house, a 5-acre triangular garden lot located right outside the city center for fresh produce, and a 45-acre farm lot beyond that for livestock and cash crops.Digital Access: High-resolution scans tracking how these rural farm grids radiated into Midtown Savannah can be viewed via the Georgia Historical Society Oglethorpe Plan Archive.
>>536961064>>536942222William Penn's Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (1683)William Penn intentionally designed Philadelphia to be a "green country town" that would never burn down like London did in 1666.What it shows: The historic engraving A Portraiture of the City of Philadelphia by Thomas Holme (1683) lays out a grid ironic for its massive lot sizes.The Layout: Penn designed wide streets and explicitly mandated that houses be built dead-center on their spacious plots. This left the surrounding acreage completely open for private family orchards, vegetable gardens, and small pastures, preventing urban crowding and maximizing food security.Digital Access: You can examine the structural lot divisions of Holme's original grid in the Library of Congress Geography and Map Division.you genuinely don't know what you're talking about anon, dunning kruger as fuck because you read one article about a world war food effort but you're historically illiterate
>>536957402I mowed my shotgun range this year.I havent mowed it in a couple years because ive been busy and havent been shooting.There was all kinds of tunnels in the grass and field mice scattering everywhere as I mowed. Like as I mowed a swath of grass you could literally see the tunnels going into the brush. And yes I have plenty of snakes but one pair of mice can turn into 5,000 in a year. If you've ever had a pet snake then you know they're downing 1 mouse a week and just cant keep up. And just by natural order you cant have a snake population that eats ALL the mice. Because then they starve to death
>>536956081I like to gently pluck a dandelion seed-head so I can save the seeds, mix them with a bit of dirt, roll it into balls, and lob the dandelion seed bombs into boomers lawns.
>>536961241I've watched snakes eat many things, they don't subsist on mice exclusively, im not opposed to having a lawn either, that was just a stupid argument you've made
>>536940499Mormons are POZ'd as fuck. They've been sponsoring, supporting, and shipping niggers and pacific Island monkeys all over the US for the past decade because attendance and conversions are down significantly and the elders aren't comfortable with the current amounts of money they're stealing. They put up 3 Mormon temples in my tiny area, and suddenly there was a flood of chimpanzees all around. They'll still send out the token white kids on bikes to try and proseltyze. Nobody ever bothers investigating when one gets hit by a car or baseball bat btw
>>536937556>brutal environmental devastation in the form of lawns were le good?kys urbanite scum. You see a perfectly landscaped urban park maintained by a small army of union employees and think that's "nature." The woods suck. They're full of thorns and poison ivy and ticks. You don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about.
>>536938107>I'm transforming my yard into a native wildflower field for pollinatorsYeah that's not gonna last long. You'll soon get tired of the high level of maintenance that requires, the weeds will take over. It'll be back to grass within 3 years.
>>536957402>such a ludicrous concern.Raccoons getting into the guys attic are a "ludicrous concern"Urbanite scum really don't have a clue. Stay in your hovel Jamal.
Blame the English, they invented lawns
>>536961148Jesus fucking Christ I hate dealing with retards.>this dumbfuck thinks that with 50 acres its wall-to-wall plants and they have cucumber vines climbing up the side of the house and the walkway is lined with tomatoes and corn.It was the 1600s.There was limited infrastructure. Of course they had a garden- it was over on the side of the property. They also had LAWNS surrounding the house.Then plots got smaller.So did gardens.But lawns were ever present.Post historical photos of houses.
>>536962724I think anon is saying pic rel would be all strawberries and cabbage and shit back in the day XD
>>536962724anon, you said lawns were the norm before automobiles as an argument against gardens and farms when historically more people had gardens or farms than those who did not, where as after the automobile, in modern times, its the opposite now your photo is from 1920, after the automobile was invented, further proving my point correct and yours wrongyou dumb bitch
A lawn was originally a useful area to indulge in social activities or gentleman's sports - two things that your average /pol/ users has little experience of - so it's understandable you might not realise this, OP
>>536938861at what point do the gorillas freeze to death
>>536961800>weak ass argumentAnything else to justify FIFTY FUCKING ACRES of grass?
>>536937556why are you worried about what someone does with the land that they have purchased? this is what's most concerning. maybe he wants to hit golf balls? maybe he wants a 300 yard shooting range? regardless of what or whay he wants, its literally none of your business.
>>536954373Controlled burns my nigger. Fire is a natural part of the ecosystem
