>>536942132
Ask Trump for help he loves poor and stupid people like yourself.

>>536942132
You have a car that's something

What's your PO Box?

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just go live in the woods and stealth camp. buy a survival book

>>536942132
I would just go round every house asking to cut there lawn relentlessly

>>536942132
At least you have a car to sleep in. Just keep to yourself when you're outside. Get on foodstamps, try getting into the section 8 program. I know it's hard when you're sleeping in a car but getting a part-time job will help a lot too. Best of luck bud it'll be okay.

>>536942132
You stay alive by being smart, I was in your situation once too. Just make your car as comfortable as possible and try to find areas to sleep that are safe. If you're anything like me you'll always have that uneasy feeling. Do you have a plan to get out of homelessness?

>>536942132
go ask in /adv/

>>536942132
I'll be completely honest with you champ. You're probably gonna get murdered. If the disease and hunger don't getcha, the masses of furious fucking warriors on the battle field will. You are facing off against nuclear arms and cybernetic implants, wireless telecomms, and drones, scanning software that can read your heart beat, monsters made in underground labs and more. Everything now wants a piece of the pie, and you're starting to look round and sliceable. Distance and cardio. Shit's about to go down bad.

Good Luck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCsCZ8PScW4

>>536942132
whats the story op

I live in my van everytime I visit other cities and on highway. Buy chinese autonomous diesel heater, the copycat of webasto. If cooking with fire is banned buy electric cooker, the main enemy is cold. I dont know if your state is cold or not but cold is the main enemy

>>536942132
Check out videos on Youtube from hobos and bums who give advice on being homeless

>>536942132
My bro was living for a several months on a trailer park. He said it was kinda funny.

>>536942132
You can lie on the cardboard sign you use. I had a sign that said "Need $$$ 4 Bus 4 Mother's Funeral" for example.

Don't eat food people buy you from the grocery store. 99 out of 100 are probably being nice, but 1 in 100 is putting glass, or some kind of shit into your food. People don't realize that when they think they're doing something nice. Just take it and throw it out.

Do NOT lose your IDs, your SSN, your birth certificate, etc. Keep them somewhere safe, and not on your person.

Buy packs of cigarettes and hang out near the sporting events in your city. There'll always be a few people asking to buy a smoke for 50 cents or something. Depending on the pack you buy you can make a profit.

Invest in a high quality metal cup, something steel from a thrift store.

If all else fails, steal shit from stores. The worst you'll get is arrested which is better than being homeless in the winter.

>>536942494
>I live in my van everytime I visit other cities and on highway.
You're from Kazakhstan.
You have being nomad hardcoded deeply in your veins.

>>536942264
why do you want to know?
>>536942424
no, I keep applying for jobs but I get rejected evertime.

>>536942132
When I was in UK (British National), it was impossible to stay warm at night without the correct precautions (tent/sleeping bag/thermals/hat, etc) make sure you have cards that cant be cancelled, use WISE or something. Fucking nightmare trying to send replacement cards to other peoples addresses. If you have no friends and family your best bet is the system, and good fucking luck with that I reckon its unironically worse than hermit mode. Look online desu, if you dont have a tent or a bag or you dont keep them safe you’re basically 10x worse off.

>>536942132
I have
>How to not get murdered
walmart parking lot since there are cameras and will less likely be killed because of them
>How to keep my health without having access the ability to cook
are you in a place that gets cold in the winter?

Any other questions?

>>536942770
Do you live in San Francisco?

>>536942132
Oh and if you dont sell cigarettes, street smart, haggle or beg you will need to bennie max

>>536942132
Buy a butane burner, pot and pan to cook, retard

>>536942132
>car
Look in the surrounding rural area for work+lodging gigs on farms/ranches/orchards/greenhouses/apiaries. If they don't have staff lodging, start asking if you can camp or sleep in your car there discretely while you work the season.

>>536942494
How safe is Kazakhstan

I think im just going to sodoku. thanks anyways frens

>>536942623
Oh, and if you can, shack up with a druggie bitch. People give homeless women more money than they give homeless men. I hung out with this one druggie bitch who wasn't too rough looking and people would routinely give her 20 or even 50 bucks. Your job is to make sure no one rapes or beats her, and her job is to help bring in money. Split it 50/50 or buy rotisserie chickens to split.

Unironically, if you get good at being homeless you can make more than minimum wage over the month.

Best Buy and similar big stores throw HUGE amounts of goods out for different reasons. One time I pulled 20 cell phones out of the dumpster and sold them. They throw out SD cards, thumb drives, phones, all sorts of shit.

You can also make good money buying boxes of beer and selling it by the can to your fellow hobos. If a box is $20 and there are 12 cans in it, you can sell each can for $2 and make a $4 profit. (same principle with cigarettes)
You can buy a dimebag of weed and roll a few joints and sell them for $5 each, again.. profits.

You just have to keep working on it.

If you're really smart you can get a group of people together and busk or beg and pool resources until you can rent a place together, and now you have a home base. Also you can try to sublet rooms and get the rent paid for you while you live there.

There are so many ways to survive or better that honestly, if it weren't for the weather where I am I'd just do it again.
Thinking about saving up for a flight to Hawaii or something and just being homeless there for the rest of my life.

>>536942357
>I know it's hard when you're sleeping in a car but getting a part-time job will help a lot too
This. It's doable. Try temp agencies for day labor. Some of those jobs pay surprisingly well and you might get hired on permanently.

>>536942132
You’re fucked anon but I’ll pray for you bud. There’s no hope or help for us, we’re on our own. Are you White? If so you’re catastrophically on your own.

>>536943135
Those people don’t hire Americans anon, they exclusively hire and advertise to the illegals. The farms around me don’t even put up signs in English when advertising for fruit pickers. It’s all exclusively Spanish for piscadores.

>>536942132
Just debtmaxx and skip the country or go get lost in one of those dying out towns in flyover states where no one but methheads live.

>>536943190
Don't do that, FFS.

>>536943207
> Thinking about saving up for a flight to Hawaii or something and just being homeless there for the rest of my life.

I commend your search for freedom and I know you’ll find it bud. Based for doing the absolute bare minimum that feeds the globohomo jew. I hope you get a qt homeless gf who will hike to waterfalls with you.

>>536943190
Dude don't do that. You can get free food from food banks and you can find homeless shelters in rural areas that have the least amount of drug using psychos. Stay AWAY from the big cities, they will make everything worse. It may seem difficult at first, but you will learn that there's things that can be done to really make it easier. Another thing, you really want to get involved in a church; community is key if you ever want to get out of this, and regardless of your personal beliefs, churches are one of the few places that will actually care about helping people in your situation without strings attached.

>>536942132
Keep clean, keep active, keep out of people's way. And also stay away from other homeless - they will drag you down.

And absolutely, absolutely stay off of alcohol and drugs.

>>536943190
do not sudoku
you absolutely can cook in the car
watch Steve Wallis youtube vids where he's in the car for the night for tips
go from there. you will be fine

>>536943244
> This. It's doable. Try temp agencies for day labor. Some of those jobs pay surprisingly well and you might get hired on permanently.

This hasn’t been the case since the 90’s anon. There are dozens of millions of working age Americans living like this for a reason. It actually really isn’t doable and the jobs don’t exist.

>>536942132
can you reliably make it to where the farms are? get agricultural labor work, animal labor, working with horses. they will pay you in room and board and eventually you can save up enough to buy land and put a trailer on it.

do you like the outdoors? are you fit? can you walk 10miles?

do you want to be a facetuber who shows their face + talks, a subtitle youtuber (who only shows partial face and talks in subtitles) or a non-talk non-subtitle channel who just shows pov vignettes? unless you are attractive you will get more mileage from not showing your face and communicating in the video title only, then showing pov / day in the life, dumpster diving, scaling roofs and sleep near heating vents etc.


it's actually very lucrative to be homeless these days because there is so much interest in the lifestyle of hoboing, pan handling, working odd jobs, travelling the country on trains (illegal, but youtube looks the other way), thrifting, car living.


your number one goal is to reach sub 200lbs, have appropriate 4 season clothing, invest in a reliable pair of shoes which will last a long time (dark brown boots, leather, broken in second hand), and finding steady employment doing any work you can get. trying to get into a trade as a junior apprentice is a great medium term goal, things like welder, electrician, diesel mechanic are always fantastic 10-20 year time sinks, which if you invest your money aggressively will net you about 5-10mil with passive 100k coming in per year risk free.

look for free adult education classes so you can build out a CV. focus on manual labor, trades, repair, construction. and skilling up into the high demand high skill jobs.

>>536943207
>Thinking about saving up for a flight to Hawaii or something and just being homeless there for the rest of my life.
I knew a guy who did that.

>>536943549
I've done it, and not very long ago, either.

>>536942132
Yes for years, but I was young and social having a grand adventure, so many of the "professional" homeless would argue it doesn't count. I would point out that most of those faggots get some kind of benefits and bank accounts with a few hundred bucks, while I had nothing but a vehicle which you really need out West. You could breeze into any town, make some friends and crash on their couch for a few weeks, maybe get a shit job and soon enough you'd be living in luxury with some cute wholesome girl at the freshman dorms. The 24/7 computer labs on campus were great too. This was the 90s though so the people involved were of much higher quality.

>>536942132
Yeah, I found an abandoned factory and lived comfy for 9 months. Actually one of the best times of my life.

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>>536942132
Pls don't call yourself a failure fren even if its ironically. I'm pretty sure your life has been harder than others too.

I can't give practical advice unfortunately but I really hope you come out of this stronger and you're eventually proud of getting through it.

>>536942132
Get a gass cooker. I ate pretty well. Though bacon and other goyslop for a time.

>>536943207
I’ve never been homeless, but I’ve always worried that if I got over the initial hump I’d probably be homeless for life

>>536943190
Don't do that, fren.

At the end of last year I was sleeping in a barn, digging holes to shit and shitting in a Lowe's bucket when it got too cold to go bare ass outside.

By the grace of God, I'm know living in a normal house and have some money to work with.

There is some decent advice in this thread, specifically the asking around for work in the rural areas. Somebody might take pity on you and pay you to work and let you sleep in your car on their land or in their barn. Don't fuck it up if that happens. You do whatever they ask unless it's something genuinely evil. Don't bitch ever about anything. The only words you say to them are "Yes, sir."

But most importantly, seek out God. Start praying, fren. He loves you and wants you to come home, no matter how long it's been. He'll make a way for you, anon, and things will line up and fall into place in ways you never imagined they could.

Godspeed, fren.

>>536943498
> you really want to get involved in a church

Those places have been pushing the very anti-White and anti-male worldviews which have brought us to this point in the first place. The YMCA as an organization is completely filled with all kinds of people these days, children, elderly, single mothers, women, but no men.
We have been the designated losing demographic by our own religion for decades now. They never spoke out about this.
Why are you lying to homeless people and trying to get them back on the plantation that did this to us
>inb4 not real Christianity
Christianity is going to collectively need to address all of this. We’re not changing our minds, we know the truth now and we’re spreading that gospel endlessly.

>>536943500
>Keep clean, keep active, keep out of people's way. And also stay away from other homeless - they will drag you down.
>And absolutely, absolutely stay off of alcohol and drugs.
This, this, this. Absolutely all of these. Excellent advice, anon, and it can't be stressed enough.

>>536943713
I cant imagine being homeless in our country, all the homeless people I see here are just so clinically insane that it makes sense, but a mentally sound person? how do they become homeless here? i dont know.

>>536942132
If your car runs, you have an oven range.

>>536943606
No you haven’t, you’re a liar. Even if you’re telling the truth on some fluke, it’s a vanishingly small slice of the pie. It’s happening to dozens of millions of people for a reason. It isn’t their fault, faggot.

>>536942132
I found this vid helpful some time ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhSVy7PCokI

>>536942132
Get some way to cover the windows in your car. Window tint + some sort of covers or curtains. Worst case you can make them out of cardboard or cloth... ideally black so they aren't as noticeable from a distance.

>>536943637
> This was the 90s though

That world is dead and gone anon it ain’t coming back

>>536942132
>dont even drink alocohol. and no I dont have anyone to live with, im a complete social failure.
You're a social failure because you don't drink alcohol

>>536942132
I also found barbwire, it's pretty much everywhere, just cut it down, and stuck it places homeless might come in.

And used a battery with car door locks, to have electronic access.

You just need to find a nice place. And eat. And obviously, avoid those drugs. I did however drink, as there was nothing else to do. Only one guy got in the whole nine months, and he was sound, just looking for copper.

>>536943670
Demoralization is the only game here anon. We’re all tired of the appeals to hope and optimism. Work is supposed to actually pay out, not steal everything from us.
At a certain point we need to be able to collectively admit the truth so we can change it. If we try to stay in eternal feminine fantasy land of hope and optimism, things won’t get better.

>>536942132
I was homeless for a year at 19. I am a successful professional with no debt and a little north of a million net worth 20 years later. Don't let the doomers get you down. Just keep doing the things you can figure out to do to improve your situation. Next is a bank acct if you don't have one. Next is any source of income you can find to increase the balance in that bank account. The beauty of being homeless is you have almost no overhead. You get to keep far more of the money you earn than anyone not homeless. Where people really fuck up is trying to plug back into the system
any way they can rather than building themselves a financial safety net while homeless. I did day labor at first, like $50
take home for 8 hours or labor," but my daily living cost was only $7. While doing day labor I looked for better jobs. Eventually got a warehouse job that was 40% more money per hour for basically have the exertion. I had around $9K in the bank when I got into a roommate situation and had a bed to sleep in again. You're lucky in that it's summer so you're not freezing. When I started out I was cold AF. Plan around stacking $ to have a place to sleep come October. That's plenty of time to work things out. Good luck anon.

>>536942132
Get smart real quick about how you eat. You need to get a reliable heat source, make instant oats your favourite food. Fast food is tempting but expensive.
Staying clean is life and death, stay clean shaven if possible just so people have a harder time figuring out your misfortune.
Also, get addicted to coffee not alcohol, tobacco or worse.

>>536944008
At this point I unironically support scamming boomers out of their savings.

Pajeets do it all the time, must work sometimes, and they're remarkably incompetent and genetically stupid. Imagine a white person doing it and learning as he goes.

>>536943815
I wouldn't claim to be mentally sound, though definitely not as cooked as most people “homeless”. Idk, I ride my bike past some dude who has a tent set up by the channel and some other people living in mobile homes and I can definitely see the appeal

>>536942132
If you can find a reliable power outlet somewhere, an induction plate would be the cheapest way to cook yourself food.

Otherwise a camping burner.
Apply for various help and benefits.
Look for any job. Including farm work. You can find harvest work that wills bring in a few grands a month you can save up to get an appartment again, it will also keep you fit and fed.
I just got done with 6 weeks of asparagus harvest. 5 hours a day, 5 days a week. Made about 3K in cash. Had a coffee, muffin and as much asparagus as I wanted every day.

>>536942132
Is parking at a motel good? I've never seen security checking cars at a motel, and lots of cars are parked there overnight.

>>536942132
Bro go train and get a job 2 months of non stop grinding. Godspeed.

>>536944098
Asleeping bag, mat, full clothes and tent is probably fine, unless your very far north sven

>>536942132
>How to not get murdered?
Don’t be retarded, not sure what state you’re in, but park in a Walmart, Home Depot, and a few other spots to not get too much attention
>How to keep my health without having access the ability to cook?
Premade salad bags + tuna + dressing made from avocado oil, not rapeseed oil is ~1300 calories. Add sugary fruits and pistachios/peanut butter to get up in calories.
>Im not on drugs and dont even drink alocohol. and no I dont have anyone to live with, im a complete social failure.
That’s a great start, it’s easy to get into bad habits living that lifestyle. You’re also not alone, the longer I live in my van the more I run into others who do. I’ve stopped caring what people think, which helps a lot. Don’t let the world get you down

>>536943840
>you’re a liar.
Fuck you, asshole. Not long ago I was sleeping in my car and doing day labor through a temp agency making $18/hr on average. Some jobs paid almost twice that. The catch is that it's hard work. You'd be surprised how few people will stick it out even when the pay is good.

>>536942132
An ex tweeker told me he'd shot up meth and be high for ten days. Now is the time anon. Start snorting/smoking meth to get use to it, it'll keep you up for a couple days so you can keep an eye out if your gonna get robbed plus you won't need food. Eventually start shooting it and be high for a week and a half it'll be sick you'll forget all about being homeless.

>>536944218
Don't go out at night, solves most of the rules.

Get up early, and get your shit done. Then get in and commatose, till next morning. Bad shit happens at night. I went out once or twice. People are crazy

>>536942132
Seriously, a gas cooker is cheap. Lasts for months. Get a small frying pan/pot and learn to cook hobo

>>536944218
>Walmart
I dunno. They started cracking down on people sleeping in Walmart parking lots. I tried it twice, in two different states, and both times I was told to leave.

>>536944267
>You'd be surprised how few people will stick it out even when the pay is good.
Lol this in my month of harvesting, temp agencies kept sending em ppl that would only do a few days, show up late, be retarded. All you need to do is work moderately well and be reliable and you can ask for more money.

>>536942199
>Ask Trump for help he loves to exploit poor and stupid people
ftfy

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>>536942132
If you have some $$, buy one of those small jump starters that can also be used as a USB power bank/flashlight. Your car is now your means of survival, and if for some reason you get a dead battery (left interior lights on because you're living out of it, left fan on too long, etc), you're fucked.

Also you can charge it while in the Gym and then use it to charge your devices while not at the gym.

I'd also suggest a usb-c cigarette lighter charger, so you can charge your jump pack and other electronics when driving your car, instead of relying on finding some outlet somewhere.

Pic related. 28 bucks for something that "will probably work".
The more it looks like a usb power bank instead of some sort of car jump pack, the more likely nobody will care if they see it charging in the corner of a public library or some shit.

>>536942132
Find a girlfriend and shack up with her.

I have been homeless before, I slept in the woods, at an ex girlfriends or sometimes on friends couches or their trampoline. Hygiene is important so try to shower. Also don’t do drugs or drink, if you are worrriee about security, buy a beater gun.

>>536942132
>Im not on drugs and dont even drink alocohol. and no I dont have anyone to live with, im a complete social failure.
I hear you and am almost there myself.
Do you have dark tinted windows? That's a first step. You can't let people know you are living in the car. Thankfully, it is summer. So you still have time to start planning for winter survival, assuming you live in an area that gets cold. Finding spots to park for the night is the hardest part. Walmarts aren't good for that anymore. Rest stops have started cracking down on it as well. Maybe big 24 hour gas stations that cater to truckers.
You can get a rice cooker or 12v skillet, but without a backup electrical system, you have to keep your car running, and gas is not cheap. Do you intent to stay in one place, or move around the country? Are you thinking about staying in a city, going more rural, or roughing it in the middle of nowhere? I am guessing suburban area, so that you can at the very least do gigwork for cash. I don't know what to tell you for food. A small 12v cooler would be nice, one that comes with rechargable battery power. There are a few YT channels for living/extended camping in a car.

>>536942305
I was coming here to sat that

>>536942132
Go to Youtube and look for a channel called Joey the Gypsy, he's been homless for decades and give tons of survival tips.

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>>536944407
I got a job planting grass by the highway in the hot summer sun for $31/hr. That's damn good pay. The other temps were jacked cholos fresh out of prison. After 12 hours they were crying "No mas!" and left early. They weren't asked back. I worked the full sixteen hours and kept coming back for months. I was making $3K a week doing that. Got myself an apartment from doing that job.

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>>536942132
Hey fren,
Hit up churches for a meal, just call and ask if they say no, call the next one and figure out which churches gives out meals on which days.
Like others have said get a part time job doing anything to atleast stay off the street for a few hours and put a little money in your pocket.

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>>536944098
>>536944380


>>536942132
>without having access the ability to cook

C'mon... Anyone with at least half ok brain can make at least a sandwich, a Lamen cup noodle or cook fried/boiled eggs.
(As long you have a pot or pan ofc)

Pic rel is an egg sandwich.

If you don't have a pan or pot
then simply go eat ham sandwich.

>>536942132
Try to find a park that has grills for cooking. Don't know how prevalent they are in your area, but we have some around here.

>>536944721
Maybe, but the advice anons are giving here (most of it, at least) might help some lurkers reading this thread. That's why I'm taking it seriously.

In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neet

Get a bow and arrows
Get a chest
Get a small shovel
Get a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the mod
Go to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chest
Dig a deep hole

Put bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.
Close chest up very tightly.
Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.
WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHER

final step

If you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lava

If you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.
Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod

>>536943207
The big island has a lot of white hippy homeless because you're definitely not alone with that idea. Just be prepared to be invited to drum circles and get lots of mosquito bites. You can hitchhike all over the place as it's not frowned upon there. Food stamps are (or were, I haven't been there in 10 years) easy to get. The temperature probably averages 75, and you get a nice cool rain once or twice a day pretty much every day. The vibe is slower, and the natives are usually pretty nice, but expect to get passed over for jobs if it's between you and a native. There's also a pride, even with whites, of people that are from there, almost a cockiness. People get tired of tourists everywhere. When I was there, there were areas that cops didn't even patrol, so there's a lot of quiet areas to hang out and sleep at. Just be prepared to deal with bugs, although it's not too bad depending on what part of the big island you're on. Obviously in the more touristy areas things will be tougher to get away with.

>>536942770
>no, I keep applying for jobs but I get rejected evertime
Bro, I did landscaping last summer and worked with a guy who was like half retarded due to a brain aneurysm years back. You're telling me that guy can find work but you can't?

I can't even imagine how useless someone has to be to not be able to find some kind of job, especially if you're literally homeless where any work would do.

>>536945038
>Bury the chest in a public park
Anon, that's where all the creepers go with their metal detectors. Not good advice.

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>>536944883
Buying eggs or products with significant amounts of eggs in them is extremely immoral, it’s more immoral to buy a thousand eggs then to make a false accusation against a human resulting in making them homeless

An individual consumer buying or boycotting meat or eggs causes extra animals to be bred into existence and tortured

https://philarchive.org/rec/MCMAIO

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=brKhhZlUoOc [Open] (Only first few minutes of this video are relevant)

https://benthams.substack.com/p/the-causal-inefficacy-objection-is

And the comments and back and forth of this for any objections you may have to the efficacy of individual boycott of real meat which have already been debunked https://www.reddit.com/r/DebateAVegan/comments/1otuhqv/individual_boycott_of_meat_does_matter/

>>536945193
Maybe where the black mob who can’t swim who steals your blocks hang out?

>>536942199
I’ve been noticing a lot more homeless threads here, no doubt

>>536942357
>>536942132
Yeah having a car is a big plus, just focus on keeping it safe and running and leaving out of it. That's how the dudes I know who were homeless survived it. Getting a job of any kind will help, gives you a home base/shelter to make money from. Without rent to pay for awhile, one can stack cash.

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>>536942132
>how to not get murdered
dont cross the hobo mafia, pay your taxes
(im serious, they are real)

>>536944110
Oh yeah eating whatever the boomers have is obviously the next thing that’s going to be happening

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>>536942132
Apply for a Pell grant to get a certificate or bachelor's, stay at a dormitory, then list the dorm on job applications. If you don't have a high school diploma, get your GED (ezpz test).

I have been homeless on and off. First time, I started volunteering at a charity and they eventually started paying me with room and board while I went to college.

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>>536945210
Annoying Vegans deserve genocide instead of Gaza.
Specially Vegan Pajeets.

Go eat your poo flavored curry.
Since apparently feces are your main source of protein.

>>536942132
Look up chickpea recipes, hell you can eat them right out of the can. Fiber and protein keeps you full longer than goyslop
Staying cool during the summer is going to be a problem

>>536944267
>I did all that and now magically live like a normal person in a place

I’ve known so many who’ve fallen into homelessness m, or they’re living out of cars or in hand made cabins in the woods without electricity. I don’t think I’ve ever really heard of a story like yours.
I’m not going to say it’s impossible, but it’s so rare in current year that it’s completely meaningless for the dozens of millions. These are systemic issues bro. I hate hopium grifters when the conditions don’t make sense.
Optimism is fine as long as it’s wisely grounded. You’re the kind of people who engage in that awful head in the sand globohomo just belieeeeeve shit.
Corporations, wealthy and successful people get everything all the time despite being horrendously evil and harmful to society.
Just belieeeeeeve isn’t working for dozens of millions of Americans. They need real solutions, not goyim hopium

>>536945711
You're probably being rejected automatically for putting a PO box on the applications, btw. Everything is a fucking trap where you can't get out becaue you're already in and everyone is going to blame you for systemic issues beyond your control. They all think they know exactly what they would do in your situation but they have no fucking clue. Sorry.

Maintain your hygiene. There is a BIG difference between "being homeless" and "looking homeless".

Shower every day. Brush and floss every day, if not twice a day. This can easily be accomplished at the gym you're signed up for (as well as charging your devices, filling water bottles, etc).

Use deodorant. Keep your clothes clean. If you are really desperate, you can bring a few of them into the shower with you at the gym.

Buy a battery powered trimmer and use it on your head. Short hair and a trimmed beard is easier to keep clean, and will keep you more comfortable in the summer (especially if you end up with a physical labor job). In the winter you can let it grow out a bit for warmth.

Looking (and smelling) like "a guy who's got his shit together" will help you immensely when looking for work, housing, etc.

Also infections / tooth problems absolutely suck. Do everything in your power to avoid them at all costs.

>>536944396
Yeah that’s advice from like 15 years ago at best. One can always tell those who are selling hopium because they’re very unaware of how conditions have changed.

>>536942770
Walk into trades type jobs offices. Electricians plumbers etc and tell them you're new to town and looking for work. I know it sounds like boomer advice but it's what I did honestly and it somehow worked.

>>536944514
>just find a girlfriend bro

Anon most of these guys who maybe have a place to live can’t even find girlfriends. All of this advice feels like advice from 20 years ago

>>536945864
When I was very poor I lived on lentils and rice plus eggs and whatever meat was on sale (usually chicken). Offal is very cheap and nutritious. Tastes like shit but it's damn good for you.

>>536944721
It’s irrelevant if it is. Dozens of millions of Americans are homeless and or underhoused anon. Only a globohomo jew damage control shill would try to shift a conversation away from that.

>>536944798
Ah, you’re a spic no wonder. It’s hard for you to understand it but a lot of the advice that works for you guys simply doesn’t for us. For example, we’re often not allowed to be hired on to crews like you’re describing even if we wanted to. It sounds like you got included by default because you’re also Latino.
It’s more pernicious than you realize for us, and it is not laziness. That’s the story the globohomo jews sell to grease the wheels of the story so it can all take place.

>>536945711
Oh, or a room at a boarding house is good. If not, as a near last resort, try a clean and sober house. They have much cheaper rent but living in one can be pretty bad.
A lot of it voils down to your area and personal situation.
Social capital is always good, though, like if you can present yourself as a clean-cut student or someone who works as an intern or temp.

>>536942132
If it helps anon I’m homeless too. In my car. I don’t do drugs, I don’t drink. I even work out. And I’m fit. I’m gay but I know I’m a kind person. I did everything “right” and it still happened to me

You’ll be surprised how well you can handle this. The human body is made to adapt to things. Humans before us survived famine, infestations, war.

Do you really think you can’t handle sleeping in a car, in the first world, in the USA, and being white?

Your life is so much more than this one single moment.

Cause Great men aren’t born. They are made

And you’re gonna make yourself from this moment. Great men are made when they take a challenge like this and tell themselves that they’re gonna keep going. Make a plan. Work harder.

You make the man that you’re gonna be moving forward. And you are either going to elevate what you can handle. Or give up.

Yeah, it sucks. But what else are you gonna do? Are you gonna give up on your life? Are you gonna succumb to it?

No not even an option

This is the point you have to get to. The moment you feel like giving up, but still pushing through even when it feels like it’s actually impossible.

You can do the impossible.

I’m homeless because of three fat bitches at my old job. I managed to get me fired for being a great worker.

>>536945885
>You’re the kind of people who engage in that awful head in the sand globohomo just belieeeeeve shit.
No, I'm well aware of ZOG and globohomo. But OP is asking for practical advice on how to keep from going under. Well, if he's physically sound, then he can definitely get manual labor jobs that will keep him fed and put gas in his tank. He might even get lucky and stop being homeless. What's your practical advice for him? Don't try to earn money by doing manual labor? The only work I'd warn people away from is work that could get them seriously injured or killed. No amount of money is worth that. I've turned down jobs that paid extremely well because they were too damn dangerous.

>>536946484
>I’m homeless because of three fat bitches at my old job. I managed to get me fired for being a great worker
Every fucking time. Women ruin everything. Always avoid women in the workplace and in your personal life. Not even gay, I just hate women.

>>536944880
>churches
For the zillionth time, churches these days are anti-White and anti-male as hell. No one goes to those places as a guy expecting help and friendship because it’s never given. If we’re White, we’re told we’re lucky and blessed to have been born in the greatest country ever and we need to fuck off and find our own thing.
Do you honestly think the many dozens of millions of homeless Americans never thought about inquiring for help at church anon? It never comes, nothing is given unconditionally. The churches themselves talk endlessly about how bad ethnic Europeans, western culture and history are.
I honestly wish Christianity had not become like that here, but it definitely has. I met a dad and son who were lifting at the gym the other day. The dad told me he’s some officially ordained Pagan minister. I think that’s great. God loves families, he definitely loves fathers who have the ability to raise good healthy sons and instill enough pride in them they can function.
Christianity has a lot of reform to do and sins to atone for, so no one is giving out advice like that anymore. The institutions themselves valued the money and institutions over the faithful, the Body of Christ.

>>536945122
Nobody believes you anon. Youre a globohomo jew shill here to instill doubt in anons. Fuck off

>>536946285
>you’re a spic no wonder.
No, I'm White, you stupid fuck. But I've had to work alongside spics. What's your real agenda here? OP is asking for practical advice. What's yours?

>>536946484
Also Don’t bullshit yourself. get off of 4Chan. You have all this time to type out a post? Go type out a resume

you have a device connected to the entire world? and car? Consider yourself lucky. Go download Word. Go look up places. Use ChatGPT to write a cover letter. Get yourself on DoorDash.

Work harder.

>>536942132
sounds like your just what the army is looking for

>>536947521
Lol and fuck no. OP, do NOT become hamburger for Greater Israel. Do ANYTHING but that.

>>536944444
get status: wasted

>>536946623
and I think part of it is me being gay. I didn’t realize that most of the gay community is filled with vengeful gay that wanna knock others down.

And I don’t feel that. For anyone I would never try to make someone else’s life worse.

I still have same-sex attraction, but this whole experience has made me wanna be less gay

When you’re a kind, happy person that works out and lifts I feel like that caused me to deal with jealousy from other people

>>536942132
If you have a car then cooking is easy. Get a camp stove and a 20 pound propane tank and some platform like a small folding table. Good to go. An ice chest can keep fresh food cool.

>>536943880
This. People and even cops sometimes will turn a blind eye to you sleeping in your car as long as they actually see you sleeping in it. And if you go driving, take down that mesh screen in your rear window. That's a cop magnet. I got pulled over a few times by nosy cops who thought I must be up to no good because I had that screen up.

>>536942132
Never did BUT the US is 30000x safer than here, what i know is that like faggy vegans we can live just on meat / eggs.
If i was i would get a pan for hard boiled eggs, and live on a mountain relatively close to a city with access to a lake, all you need is a tent and a dog friend.

So you got food (rice and eggs), a home (tent / car), a liitle friend so you can cry and talk to him and dont get depressed ( get a shepard or a lab) and shower (lake).
How you gonna make money is your problem.
I can live like that forever due to savings but my country is super dangerous.

If somone spots you there at night, like anyone suspicious (adult male) the move to another spot.

>>536948581
>as long as they CAN'T actually see you sleeping in it.
Fixed

>>536945308
There are insane numbers of homeless. If one considers the number of people living with roommates or in their grandma’s basement or something, it starts approaching a majority of people under 50, if not an outright majority.
It’s pretty insane to say the least

>>536948658
>get a shepard or a lab
A great book by a former homeless guy about his life on the streets with his beloved dog Lizbeth

https://archive.org/details/travels-with-lizbet-book

>>536946285
You're wrong. These places, farms, work crews are desperate for white guys. One or two white guys to show the dumb fucking spics how to work and keep them in line. But usually the only white guys they get are crashed out druggies.

If OP or anyone reading this is in moderately good shape and can do a menial job, you can get as much as you put hours in, paid in cash.
I listen to podcasts while working. It's also a great way to lose weight while making money.

White people have forgotten the value of these kinds of job, but we're still necessary in them.

>>536949078
Lol shit, sorry, it's the Russian translation

>>536943549
Yes they do, I'm interviewing for 2 temp to hire jobs Monday. Don't give up anons

>>536942132
if you're young enough i would just join the military if i were you
i know many fuckups from my service that it turned their life around

>>536942132
get on drugs, it will solve most of the problems

>>536943549
This is 100% wrong. There is infinitely more work that needs doing than people willing to do any work that requires more than sitting on their asses.
Remember your competition is felons, drug addicts and 80IQ thirdies.

>>536949201
Temp agencies just want workers who will show up every day on time and not fuck up too much. Same with most of these companies using temp labor. The jobs where you have to worry about anti-White discrimination are permanent hires at big businesses that have to comply with DEI bullshit. SMEs don't have to worry about that. They just want people who'll work.

>>536942132
advice? You should have voted for kamala. Enjoy being homeless faggot.

>>536942132
you can microwave stuff at 7/11, gas stations

>>536942132
Join the airforce, they accept recruits up to age 42 now.

>>536949631
You can, but you really want to eat as many whole foods as you can. I got really sick once from eating at one of those all you can eat Chinese buffets. Cook your own meals if possible and use real food, not processed shit.

>>536946546
No you’re correct. You’re giving out useful advice and I’m just kind of angry about how awful everything is and I misunderstood your post as excusing globohomo shit. Cheers bud have a good weekend.

>>536942473
Don’t listen to this guy.

>>536949682
Die for Israel, goy!
Let us experiment on you, grunt!
Not that joining the military was ever a good idea, but this is probably the worst time to do so.

>>536949899
No problem. Have a good night, anon.

>>536946623
Yes this is wise advice that cannot be emphasized enough. Do not have anything to do with roasties at work and interact with them as little as humanly possible.
There are no possible outcomes for your career where interacting with them might be worth it. Interacting with them represents nothing but a catastrophic wall of risk and downsides. Simply not worth it.
Also, avoid female doctors if you’re a dude. They’re not going to practice fairly on you.

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>>536942132
I was homeless for a bit as a teen after my parents died. After sleeping on the streets for a couple days some friends said they were looking to rent an apartment, I didn't tell them about the situation but got in on the deal. Lived in the nigger ghetto in a four-bedroom apartment (no lease) and worked at a Kmart.

After several years I put myself through college while working random bullshit jobs. Learned to drive a car from my literally autistic friend at age 24. Finally bought a used Honda at age 25. Worked in several research labs as a programmer.

Now in my mid-thirties I work part-time on the weekends, and may end up homeless again, kek. I quit my last position to look for a better job because the literal jew manager was insufferable. But these retarded HR whores don't want to hire you if you don't have a bachelor's degree, and I only have "programming specialist" certifications from what was my local college.

The US is a meme.

>>536947094
>it’s all ur fault just gpt and DoorDash homeless guy

Classic boomer advice, which unironically led us to this time period.

>>536942132
get food stamps.
some states give you a small cash assistance with it, too.
you’ll have to cook the food because you can’t buy hot food with it.
some parks have charcoal grills you can use.
if you have a car maybe you can drive uber, lyft, or doordash.
you could grind out an amazon warehouse for some cash also.
it won’t be easy, and living in a car sucks because it costs fuel and repairs eventually.
you get harassed by cops and meth heads sometimes.
walmart is supposed to let people sleep in the parking lot but i don’t know if that’s still available.
you can use a homeless shelter as an address so you don’t need to pay for a PO box.
I saw an african guy show me his driver’s license and it was a homeless shelter address.
he also was 500k in debt and had a new truck to sleep in.
no idea how his situation got to that level.
one youtuber grinds out the scamazon warehouse for a few months then buys himself a year in thailand. he vlogged it and made content and now it seems he gets enough to support himself as “content creator” but i think he’s actually some CIA nigger.
I heard plenty of HOT Ukraine girls work at those remote alaskan fishing jobs.
whatever you decide, wherever you go, just remember God loves you.
>>536942232
car is required in america. don’t shit on the man, sexpat faggot.

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>>536950162
Oh, and I think it's crucial to mention that if I had to live my life again in today's current economy, I would not have made it. I'd probably be working at that Kmart (actually I wouldn't because it's closed kek) or just fucking stabbed by a nigger back in the 2020 summer of love.

I feel bad for Zoomers. The only correct opinion is "Zoomers have it way worse than Boomers ever did." A used Honda used to be $900. Now a decent used Honda is $3,000. Apartments now demand a credit check, background check, and that you have first/last/deposit read to go, and that you meet the "3 times the monthly rent" income requirement (despite the fact that the average American does not earn 3 times the average rental cost).

It's just totally fucked, guys. I can still sort of pull out of this and get a decent job with some new certifications, but owning a home and having a happy wife just seems absurd. I think I'm just going to sink money into the Amish community, eat barbecue, and jerk off on Asian woman feet. Then just call it a life at 65.

GOOD LUCK NIGGERS IT'S GETTING WORSE OUT THERE AND I'M SORRY

>>536949201
> These places, farms, work crews are desperate for white guys.

No, they aren’t. They’d advertise in English for fucking pickers if they were, and they wouldn’t be lobbying the state for replacements if they were.
You globohomo jew remoralization shills are decades late.
If these people wanted White men, they’d have simply paid for us and advertised.
But they shipped in the replacements and lobbied for that decade after decade and don’t even advertise in English. I’ve been turned down by growers before because they didn’t want a worker who couldn’t speak Spanish on their exclusively Hispanic crew.
You’re a lying pajeet who can’t even be bothered to capitalize White. No wonder you have no idea what the conditions are actually like.

>>536942132
Slept in my truck in a parking garage underground for a couple weeks.
Do not recommend.
Was also homeless before joining the military but crashed on a friend's couch.
My advice is find a proper place to sleep and sort your life out.

>>536949234
Of course temp jobs still hire. None of them pay well and the chances anyone is gonna transition into well paid work from that are near zero these days, too.
We were also told the boomers would retire and there would be lots of good jobs in a high tech economy for us.
I’m fine with optimism but lying to homeless people about what to expect is as low as you can get. I actually care about how they feel about themselves, you clearly don’t.

>>536949386
>plz fight for evil jews who hate you White goyim

That’s the last thing any of us would ever consider. Fuck off, evil piece of shit.

>>536950549
useless advice. the entire map is claimed. you will be harassed for existing eventually.
you’re like those whores who say “if ur homeless just buy a house??”
don’t drink all that zogbot cum, retard.

>>536950493
>You’re a lying pajeet who can’t even be bothered to capitalize White. No wonder you have no idea what the conditions are actually like.
No I live in Canada where I guess the situation is different, but I have done this exact work in the US too, but not in any southern border states, only the north ones.
Every place I ever go for harvest work, the owners are doubtful at first but overjoyed after two weeks when they realize I'm just a normal guy who can work and can wrangle squatemalans.

>>536949521
>do super dangerous jobs with replacements and drug addicts anon
>struggle in homelessness
>theres plenty of opportunities just don’t have a bad attitude

So what does one do if one of those drug addicted shitskins stabs you at work one day for being the closest White guy around, cuz that happens pretty often.

>>536942132
also, apply for Section 8 housing.
the waitlist is long.
you might be waiting a couple years to get an apartment voucher.
once you get one it’s supposed to be for life and then you can pick an apartment with the budget provided in the city that the government will pay for.
if you have no money they’re supposed to pay everything and sometimes they even give you a voucher to pick some basic furniture from a secondhand store.
very basic: mattress, dining table, a couple chairs. not like couches and shit.
once you get that with food stamps you can ride out the storm a little comfier

>>536950677
oh you can relax the us just surrendered its current war and it's going to surrender the one in iraq too

it's not about that
it's structure and discipline which can fix fuck ups like op
as well as housing and food so every salary can go into savings
i'm not suggesting to go abroad to fight

>>536942132
Stay clean and keep yourself presentable. Apply to as many jobs as you can if you want to work. If not, enjoy the easy life. Just don't expect anyone to give you gibs for free.

>>536949682
>im gonna be a globohomo and try and recroooot for the anti-White male zig force so we can exclusively ship them to the front while womyn n shitskins stay in the rear with the gear

No. Everyone taps the sign these days. Homelessness is infinitely more fun, moral and has a future than getting destroyed on behalf of jews who will immediately abandon you and psyop the country to hate you after the war is over.
That’s what you guys have done for like the last 6 wars which have all been losses anyway. No one is interested in dying and getting crippled just to lose so evil jews can make money and ship in replacements.

>>536950790
>>do super dangerous jobs with replacements and drug addicts anon
There is nothing dangerous about harvest work. I guess if I cut myself with the knife? But in a decade doing this I've never even nicked myself.
The druggies never last a full day, the spics and felons are forced to be there and usually behave. The worse I've seen is a coal black Africa nigger refusing to talk to the a farm co owner because it was a woman.

>>536950456
Yep. I feel shitty for our (Millenials) situation. But holy shit the zoomers have no chance, and they’re prime draft age too.

>>536950775
No you haven’t, you’re a liar. I live in a northern fruit producing state that borders Canada. Our crews are exclusively Latino here too, and all the farms advertise exclusively in English.
I really don’t like you lying pajeets.

>>536950864
you’re wrong and ignorant because your entire country is on welfare.
you are government orcs, all you know to do in life is be government orcs.
you shill for the slave master with their cliches about their discipline and these people being fuck ups because you’re blinded by hollywood kike propaganda and flashy buildings made by fiat scams.
you’re a fucking nigger whose only ideas come from your curated matrix by epstein and ehud barak and larry summers and their friends.
joining the murder gang isn’t going to help anyone but bolster the uruk’hai social defense.
the military will completely shit on your life if you are anti-war and discovered later: they’ll label you an inside threat, they’ll try to medicate you, they’ll try calling you schizo to justify amongst their personal networks to incarcerate you and torture you with arbitrary means.
fuck you.
>>536950919
you will give him free gibs and you will continue being a blind shill for the 39 trillion dollars of slave debt the boomers sold you into.
any time you cowards want to admit we have a civil war on our hands and you’re ready to get bloody about it then by all means, make yourself known, faggot.
we’re waiting.

>>536950864
>u can relax

No moishe, one never can around jews. The war isn’t over, WW3 is still ongoing. The super exciting part with the chinks hasn’t even started.

>>536950919
That doesn’t work anon.
>hurr do the system even tho the system excludes White men explicitly just keep trying forever and blaming urself goy

You glowniggers have the same lines you did in the 80’s and 90’s. It’s sad.

>>536950958
> There is nothing dangerous about harvest work.

? You clearly have never actually done harvested work on trees or in row crops, I’m done discussing anything with you.

>>536951172
besides saying every buzzword possible
you didn't say much of anything
now fuck off ladyboy jeet
>>536951198
>types out quotes of exact text
>reddit spacing
why do i even bother

>>536942132
KEK knew this was going to be an amerimutt flag

>>536950162
Classic example of a person starting off behind and staying behind. Money is everything.

>>536951342
all you spew is cliche.
I’m a US Marine.
I fucking hate dogs like you.

>>536951342
>anon used a carriage return, therefore that’s plebbit spacing

I’ve been here since 04 moishe. You’re going to have to put in more effort than this.

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>>536951128
Doompost harder. I was in the field this morning on my last day of Asparagus for the year. I have a place for strawberries lined up, then blueberries. Then I will take a few weeks off before apple season.
I have never seen any harvest job turn away labor, let alone white guys.
Post your wrist tan or I know you're lying.

>>536951372
Yes that is correct. Without access to resources and opportunities there is no success at all. That’s why slaves can work endlessly but never get anywhere. No resources, no opportunities.

Can you sing? Can you play guitar? Can you talk to people and be honest and not try to grift them with a sob story? Is there anything at all interesting about you?
If you're not good at talking to people, buckle up, you're going to get forced to be a lot better about it.
Tweakers will steal anything that you have that isn't nailed down. Any spot that seems obvious IS obvious - don't camp there, someone else will break into your car and take your shit. Lutheran churches won't kick you off their property. Park there. Methodists will. Don't park there. Wal-Mart not kicking out overnight parkers is a myth. Don't find out the hard way.

>>536951273
Don't be so naive. You have to be useful. These fools don't know how capitalism works. They've never had to monetize their skills. You get paid in proportion to the difficulty of the problem you solve. Want more money, solve a more difficult problem. Anything else is just crying in mom's basement. No one is going to organize against these Jews. No one is coming to save you. Not the white race, not your mom, no one. The system will divulge into chaos before anything meaningful occurs. We have a long time left before anyone does anything. Who is going to fund this "revolution"? So until the masses are onboard take your suicide mission and shove it up your ass. You win by not playing their games. You steal their food, their media, their software. Everything that isn't nailed down. You make them pay double for this bullshit. Tell them to go fuck off if they don't like it. Cause there are ten other people in line waiting for your services. That is capitalism you stupid fuck. Go learn something and quit bitching.

>>536951455
lmao
sure you are
>>536951494
reddit spacing is when you add a blank line when one isn't needed
>I’ve been here since 04 moishe.
and yet someone you didn't know that selecting the text you want to quote
then replying, does it for you
24 maybe not 04

dumb fucking nigger

>>536951643
I slept at walmart just fine. it’s only some richer cities who don’t want that hoity toity riff raff on their campuses, though the corporate policy could have changed in recent years, especially since they don’t operate 24/7 anymore

>>536951583
I’m not doing the hand thing pajeet. Every time I’ve worked harvest I have worn hoodies too, to protect myself from the sun. Is that what you’re referring to with wrist tan? You may be correct about a few places in leafland, I haven’t been up there for several years so I won’t presume to speak for conditions there. But I definitely know the extreme majority of growers here don’t want White peoole for harvest, and it’s set up and conducted in a million systemic ways.
There’s a reason the farmers all lobbied for these replacements in the first place.

>>536951715
I’m not afraid to kill you in real life over this shit.
of all the people who deserve to actually shoot themselves in the head, it’s every one of you God damned freaks in israel.
stay in your containment zone so the nukes can erase you, goy.

>>536942132
There are good video’s on the tube where people living in cars explained what to do or not to do. In videos I watched they explained about insulation of the car and how to keep it warm without extreme condensation forming inside the car. You are not a failure. You are just living in a mad world. God speed anon. You can make it!

>>536951815
underaged or just an llm?

>>536951714
>plz goyim come back into the fold of the neoliberal socialism for jews but bootstraps for the goyim capitalism

Nah fuck off. Everyone is waiting for your system to collapse

>>536951332
You say that but you out yourself repeatedly. No harvester here ever advertises in Spanish because the Guats they get are all contracted to them for the season, or contracted to other farms and in down-time. There are no loose spics going around looking for work, the closest will be temp agency spics and those get called-in. At least not up here in Canada.
Every time I have done harvest work in the US, it was with the Amish.

>>536951884
you wish it was russian bots, satan’s bitch.
we hate you.

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>>536942132
No, I have parents who love me so if I ever needed a place to stay for a while it's no problem.

>>536951950
underaged it is

>>536951715
>+3 mm have been awarded to your rhinal appendage

>>536951761
The corporate policy did, in fact, change, and that is why it's now a common misconception. Their security will 100% kick your ass out now, ESPECIALLY in smaller towns.

>>536952002
come try your DARVO defense in a bar against my knife.
get your pig throat stuck any time of day or night.
you’re such a stupid nigger it’s not even cute.

>>536942132
>any advice?

in summer it gets hot in cars

>>536951897
I simply don’t believe you about the U.S. stuff. Your claims might be ok about Canada but that simply really isn’t the case here. All of your claims about the U.S. stand out to me as odd exceptions at best, if they’re true. They’re definitely not industry norms or anything I have ever seen.

>>536950549
>>536951372
I think this poster is literally an Israeli

>>536951991
based

>>536950628
You don't know shit, dumbass. Starting at $17.50 in a rural area is not a bad start. Go fuck yourself.

daily reminder: all of your problems can be solved by killing a jew and living in his mansion off the infinite supply of gibs stipened onto the cards he had in his wallet

judging by that ai frog, youre fucked.

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>>536952059
stay in school kid

>>536951894
And when it does. I'll be there to rebuild it

>>536952322
that is a bad start. being a slave to the united states and their israel dogs is the worst start possible.
contributing to your ziggurat of professional expert liars and their legal teams of bullshitters and political theater as they bomb children is disgusting.
you should be ashamed of it, but apparently you’re in bed with epstein.
>>536952384
remember faggot, anywhere on earth you try to run and hide, i’m already fucking waiting.
use that pistol to shoot yourself any time this reality gets too hard.

Also - if you don't want to sleep in your car, find a hobosexual. They exist, swear to God. It is, twchnically, survival sex (considered a form of prostitution) but dm;hs

>>536952463
Shut the fuck up, foreign shitskin scum, this doesn't concern you

>>536952600
I’m a US Marine.
Come find out what concerns we really have about you, boomer pig.

>>536942132
get a tent and find a lone patch of woods near some stores

>>536942132
Get off drugs

>>536942132
If you have a car and a gym membership, that is being homeless on easy mode. Just stay clean and search for a part time job. some businesses allow overnight parking. research if there are any near you, otherwise park in public parks or free parking in neighborhoods.

>>536942132
>Im not on drugs and don't even drink alocohol.
Then why are you homeless?
Accept an hour commute to work for cheaper housing or consider unironically joining the military

>under 35=Military;chairforce is chill
>over 35=Teamsters workshops
There's options but you gotta commit anons
Moving can suck but its doable,childhood friend went navy and is stationed in Hawaii,room&board and banging tourists cause he's 6'4 blonde/blue former neet

>>536952775
Public parks close early and neighborhoods call the cops.
How about you do some fucking research, redditGPT?

>>536942132
i lived in my 91 honda civic for 5 months when i moved to north dakota. when it got cold i went to a hotel parking lot that had plugs for engine block heaters and plugged in an extension cord and ran it to my car to run a space heater so i didnt have to waste gas. i also got the wifi password from someone staying at the hotel. i have found memories of living in my honda civic. i took showers at the truck stop, they were $10

>>536952830
>submit to zog
Who does that really help?
Epstein and his friends.
>just be 6’4
fully retarded aren’t you?

>>536942132
How old are you? Want to come live with me?

>>536943780
You can find churches that are genuine & aren't woke. I sincerely doubt you're even a practicing Christian who attends churches given that your knee-jerk response is to insert interpersonal idpol doomerism instead of providing constructive advice. OP is not getting out the hole he's in by doing the same exact thing that got him into it, I'll tell you that. You need a community who cares enough to assist people without strings attached to even get out of that situation, and churches are really the only places that operates like that. If they're genuine, they won't turn him away because they have a religious obligation to assist the homeless.

>>536943190
Don’t

>>536953005
If your church is genuine then invite OP over right now.
What are you afraid of, internet niggers?

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>>536942132
You're already pretty set. I would get a cheap storage unit to keep all your shit so it doesn't look like you're living out of the car. Do everything humanly possible that you can to make it not look like you're living out of it, cops hate you and get off on bullying you. Try to stay in areas where your presence wouldn't arouse suspicion.
Remember at the bottom, the only way to go is up. Also keep in mind that your house is your home, and you can go wherever you want. Have fun and good luck
>t. did this before for 3 years

>>536943498
Also meth is rampant in rural areas.
Are you actually fucking retarded?
What fucking armchair are you sitting on son?

>>536953181
>cops hate you and get off on bullying you.
Damn there's something fundamentally wrong with humans/americans to create a society like this. Much like ziggers or indians, broken completely in a hell of their own creation.

>>536952489
Jesus, dude. You're gonna die of AIDS.

>>536953181
You don’t have to go “up”.
that’s bankers’ bullshit.
look around you: boomers are concerned only of their property values, not life.
>>536953300
Nancy Pelosi and her friends demand that all goyim be enslaved for israel as congress signs off waves of debt to further bond the american people as branded cattle for the DC slaughterhouse.
american cops and doctors are foremen on the plantation, and judges are purchased puppeteers.
america is as fake as can be.

>>536953086
I invited him

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Commit suicide. I'm not even joking. You're gonna die anyway eventually. Might as well skip the agony.
Don't let the other posters try to convince you. These people are life cultists, they are obsessed with creating more suffering via reproduction.

>>536953601
Alright Zhang no need to kill yourself over an expiring visa status

>>536953300
Our cops are trained by Israeli security forces, its no wonder they're cruel and vicious.

>>536953372
Dude, you're not gonna get AIDS from fat chicks and BPD nutjobs. You get AIDS from getting fucked in the ass.
One of 'em might try to kill you though ao it's still a bad idea. You gotta find some retarded upper-middle class chick in her early 20s who has a place and thinks that bands like Johnny Hobo And The Freight Trains and Andrew Jackson Jihad are good (they aren't). Never underestimate the youthful rebellion of bored suburbanites. Fucking, take a community college class and hang out in the smoking section. You'll find someone.

>>536942132
Keep your car and clothes clean, use that gym membership every day to keep up your hygiene. Pick up extra shifts at work, if you're not at the gym or laundromat, you can be working.
You will be "moved along" by the cops often. Keep your cool and don't give them a reason to fuck with you.
Don't make friends with other homeless people. You might be homeless because you're down on your luck but someone else might be homeless because they're a psycho and dangerous.
Good luck to you anon, you've got some hard days ahead of you but you can pull yourself up out of it.

>>536952489
Don't do this. People interested in having sex with homeless men are serial killers. You will get murdered.

>>536953708
All those cops are psycho and dangerous.
Yet you just say to don’t give them “reason” to fuck with you as you admit they will senselessly fuck with you.
You must be a stupid government pig nigger yourself.
How dare the homeless befriend the homeless, according to your eyes?
Would that subvert the fellowship of university kings you pledge fealty to?
How dare the goyim do anything you don’t want, right faggot?

>>536952775
Ask the local homeless guys with cars where the safe spots to park are. Eventually you develop a sixth sense of where you can sleep and where can't. General rule is to roll in after dark (circa 11pm) and roll out before 6am, block all windows so people can't see you, and be very quiet - don't play music or listen the radio etc. unless you've got earbuds or headphones. You want people to think it's just an empty parked car. Some people might suspect, but they probably won't call the cops unless they see you in it.

One thing I did is rotate sleeping spots. I eventually found ten different spots where I could sleep without getting hassled, so I'd cycle through them, moving to a different spot each night.

>>536942132
I just lived in a hotel, so I’m not sure if homeless counts.

Not sure what an extended stay rock motel costs now, but I recommend getting a job so you can get a room, and keeping the job so you can keep the room.

>>536953836
People who are long term homeless are universally insane drug addicts. They would just drag op down

>>536953836
Fuck up gook I'm trying to help the poor cunt out. Fucking rice nigger, kill yourself.

>>536947836
Look at this bitch ass believing in muh meme magic lol. Magic numbers and gematria are the most jewish thing thing in existence.
>>536942132
>homeless
Get on food stamps and medicaid ASAP, then find a job where you work at least 30 hours a week, or volunteer the rest if you can't. Warehouse or Walmart or wherever. Try any job you can find, even the post office.
Save as much as you can, go to thrift stores and repair your car to keep it running.
Get the cheapest gym membership you can find like planet fitness or the ymca, or
>complete social failure
Stop being a bitch and get help, it exists for people like you.

>>536953997
>>536954003
You cops are literally brainwashed and compartmentalized into retardation.
Afraid of your fellow man.
When your souls expire, good riddance.
You won’t be missed.

>>536942270
Fucked up

>>536943713
It's difficult to reconnect yourself to the system. If you think it's bullshit and insufferable now, tack on five years of actual freedom and try going back. It's brutal.

>>536953987
Its insanely expensive. Even with those coupon websites you are paying $650 - to $800 dollars a week.

>>536954252
You have to find a manager who will let you slide in without the website bullshit. you’d be lucky but it’s possible if you have enough points in charisma stat. try finding some non-brand name non-chain and meet the owner and see if you can work out a deal for your situation.

>>536953708
>Don't make friends with other homeless people.
I never had to worry about dangerous psycho homeless, but most of them are grifters and/or addicts and some of them definitely have personality disorders (BPD, NPD), so be wary of that, watch for red flags, slowly quietly disengage from anyone sporting too many. If you've managed to save up some money, never let them know, and don't give out TOO much personal info, especially anything that can used against you.

That said, some of them are nice, decent people. I remember a spry old Frenchman named Victor that I used to play bocce ball with in the park. Very dapper gentleman. I suspect he was homeless, though he never let on about his personal affairs.

>>536942132
You live in the freest, richest and most powerful country in the world. If you're homeless, you're hopeless.

>>536954427
None of your mental illness labels are real.
You shill for the aristocratic slave masters who deemed themselves experts.
You’re too inexperienced to realize what a scam it all really is.
>>536954471
Nah, he isn’t in China.
Believe it or not, those billionaires made sure to keep you clueless about this world.