Yesterday I played online poker and lost my money due to an unfathomable amount of coolers. Today is the next day, I didn't play all day cause I thought to myself I need a break from this shit game. So now it's the end of the day. I thought to myself, fuck it, let me sit at one of those expensive tables with 4 bucks buy in. 1st hand I folded. Second hand all in on the flop and this happens... this shitfuck site has to be rigged. im taking a 2 week break. fuck this crap.
>>536942453You have an addiction.
>>536942661nah
>>536942453Shit happens retard, stop being results oriented
>>536942453>I thought to myself, fuck it, let me sit at one of those expensive tables with 4 bucks buy inkek
>>536942453Gambling is for lazy subhumans. Get a real job, worthless maggot.
>>536942453>muh coolers>muh $8 dollar potI'd tell you to stick to blackjack, but poker needs people like you.
>>536942453Don't gamble.
>>536942453gambling is a tax on stupidity
>>536942865>Get a real job, worthless maggot.im trying you fucking nigger
>>536942453You are supposed to play for fun, retard.
>>536942954No gamble no future
>>536942453Ai poker is rigged; the ai is for porn.
>>536943004how does gambling help you?
>>536942453>he doesnt knowYes its rigged. Worse than actual tables
>>536943065>gamblingPoker is a skill game
>>536943103You lack skill and most importantly luck and IQ.
>>536943103lol, online?maybe in person, but absolutely not online poker
>>536943177>You lack IQ.Wrong. I have a university degree in economics.
>>536943255lol, what a worthless degree
>>536943178Online poker is fine, you are just mad you dont have the freedom to play
>>536943356Its a computer program dealing out hands its not random cards
>>536943356online gambling is legal in Michigani'm just not a moron, im not giving my money to jews.
>>536943356>you dont have the freedom to playoh yeah i totally forgot... mutts arent even allowed to play on the compootah because theyre way to degenerate with money...(land of the free btw)
>>536943426Eliminates dealer mistakes and guarantees randomization
>>536943255Can you make the ai oil prices higher?
>>536943526but many states canyou really dont know as much about the US as you think
>>536942453i dont play much poker but i dont get it, why is a full house with 3 5s win over one with 3 8s?
>>536942453i made six figures playing poker in the '00s and stopped in like 2011. playing now on the vast majority of sites is retarded because the baseline skill of normal players is so much better and therefore the edges are super small. bear in mind that in cash games, nobody is winning more than like 2bbs/100 at any reasonable stake, and yet the rake is scooping off 20bbs/100. add to that that anyone who isnt a sucker is running realtime solver assistance, and so youre just staring at a screen for hours a day, often stressed and upset, not developing any useful skills, not doing anything social, not doing anything healthy, so you can make at best well below minimum wage. just let poker die. get a real job and have a more fulfilling life.
>>536943585Yeah right you think a jew run gambling site isnt rigging the hands? You think your government oversight is competent enough to catch it?
>>536943755>i dont play much pokerI can tell
>>536942453gambling is a special tax on poor idiots.
>>536943797poker isn't played against the house, you literal mongoloid retard, they have no reason to rig it, they don't care who's winning, it's all the same for them.
>>536942453Get a job you fucking degenerate
>>536943755re-count the 5s
>>536943777>anyone who isnt a sucker is running realtime solver assistancethe curse of the 21st century is optimisation. everything is being automated and every edge gets arbitraged away instantly and monopolized by jooz with big capital, compootahs and corporate infrastructure. damn shame
>>536944004>Get a job you fucking degeneratei cant ya stupid cunt. boomers and foids are forcing me to neet
>>536943356>>536942453Are you aware that the other people at the table could be bots who are colluding to increase their odds of winning?
>>536943777checked, this gambler knows about gambling
>>536943797Every tournament they run the casino is guaranteed as much money as a second place finish in fees, for some of these tournaments this is a substantial amount of money
>>536943990Oh yeah sure you think every digital avatar in the chair is a real person
>>536943811>>536944048Oh shit I'm a fucking blind retard
>>536944157yeah but i dont care. its unlikely most of the time
>>536944157Yes, its extremely unlikely though and its going to be detected automatically, when this happens the casino pays you back what you lost, i have tried that on two different sites.
>>536942453I've learned that if you want to double your money, fold it in half.
>>536943990>pseudo intellectual screechingPlease shut the fuck up faggot, you don’t have any clue how the world works. How much you guys wanna bet this faggot is vaxxed? >they have no reason to scamKys retard
>>536942453Gambling is the WORST addiction
humiliation ritual
>>536944351If you want to be number one, you have to go for first place
>>536944136Shut up pussy. Go get a job on commercial fishing boat. No boomers or women there.
>>536944365canadians are a special type of abysmal at poker, I probably made around $50k off you guys alone. keep malding.
>>536944447kill yourself boomerparasite leech
>>536942453Thats a classic hand to lose too, had my first big loss to the same setup I was sure pocket Queens was enough and guy had the kings...
>>536942453its actually been scientifically proven that its mathematically impossible to lose at poker, so yeah they rigged it against you
>>536944512Thats a wierd tell but ill take it
>>536942453Can't you play like a video game or something, krautfag? Don't gamble
Send the table to Claude and tell it to play for you
>>536943356They are building a blockchain based peer-to-peer poker. Since there's no rake it should be legal under most jurisdictions.https://arcade21games.com/
>>536944561In Minecraft if you want to be the ultimate Minecraft neetGet a bow and arrowsGet a chestGet a small shovelGet a Minecraft mod to get Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things they only cost a few emeralds in the modGo to a place NOT NEAR YOUR BASE if someone makes it so you can't even go within 500 blocks of your base you still need to be able to access your chestDig a deep holePut bow and arrow, at least a couple hundred emeralds and the Silica Gel Packets Desiccant things in your chest. Optionally also add stuff like a small sword.Close chest up very tightly.Put chest at bottom of hole and cover with dirt blocks.WHEN YOU GO TO SPOT WHERE YOU WILL BURY THE CHEST LEAVE YOUR MAP AND COMPASS AT YOUR BASE DON'T BRING THEM WITH YOU. IF YOU HAVE A PHONE MOD OR MODERN CAR MOD DON'T BRING THOSE WITH YOU EITHERfinal stepIf you ever become homeless or whatever in Minecraft go dig up your chest and do PvP before jumping into lavaIf you are making a stash in Minecraft don't bury it at your Minecraft base you live at in game bury it somewhere like a public park in the Minecraft server and make sure you bury it somewhere easy to find like next to some sort of landmark in the server.Make sure to keep in mind how deep you bury it like how many blocks and what the frost line is if you have the frost line mod installed on the server. Obviously at least quadruple bag it if you have the plastic bag mods on the server with some very strong airtight bags from the mod and put plenty of dehydrating packets in each bag if you have a desiccant mod
>>536944836scam
>>536944836Yeah but he is a gigantic faggot. Besides, if they are licenced its tax free, otherwise its rape
>>536942453First off, literally nothing political about this.Second of all, why the fuck do people play online poker games?Do you know the source-code?Do you know what data is transmitted that could be exploited?Do you know whether the source-code on server-side is legit?Do you even know where the server is located and what company is behind it?I seriously don't understand how RT can be banned in Europe but shit like this is allowed to fly unchecked.If you have even an inkling of common sense, you would never play in a real-money online casino, ever again
>>536944561I'm 35 you shit posting German faggot.
>>536944986Seething Russian
>>536942453Try Duel.com>The first casino that gives a fuck.All the sites say they are provably fair, but they lie. Duel.com actually is fair (not on slots).
>>536944929>scamwhy?
>>536945004>I'm 35Boomer is a state of mind, not an age bracket, you race traitor.total boomer death
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