Say it through your grinding teeth, bitches.I am beside myself and beaming with American Pride.Beaners bouncedKikes kvetchingAx wounds closingBiden babblingOil crashingCommies low-flush toilets clogginglmao
>>536943809When Elon wins we all win. This is a great day for our country and for the conservative movement.
elon is christ
Is we getting a DOGE check?
at the top they all on that pipethey're smoking crack
>>536943809based TRILLionaire
>>536943809And somehow he's still not cool. Incredible.
>>536943983His smile/frown turns the rainbow hair solid grey.
>>536944071based
>>536943809African excellence
>>536943809STOP SPAMMING THIS JEW
>>536943809Not when the stock market crashes next. Not to mention he doesn't have access to that amount, he can only borrow against it.
>>536943809This nigga owes child support
>>536943809>POTUS AOC and her VPOTUS Mamdani expropriate 90% of Elon's companies so we can finally have free healthcare.That day is coming, chuddies!
>>536944446>20 years of gains.Imagine missing out, weeeew.
>>536943809he gang stalks poor white innocent men like me with his social media platform
>>536944744>14bn negative free cash flowTry harder nigger.The good times are over, mutt. Great events are in motion, WWIII starts in a few months in Turkey and your economy will go down the drain overnight. Screencap this.
>>536943809The same guy who tells white people to fuck themselves if they don't like the endless flood of jeets. LMAO
>>536943809Why does this make you proud to be American?He is an immigrant who imports Indians. He is the most anti-american fuck out there.
>>536943905How so?
>>536945219Rightoids are retarded no point in trying to figure out how they think.
still a loserincredible
>>536943809My tomatoes and peas are coming up very good and the onions I planted last winter are still going.Today was a good day. Life is good, anons.
He won. The X advertisers said "you better do what we say or we'll stop giving you money" and he said "GO FUCK YOURSELF" HAHAHAHA
>>536945333Well done!Let's see them try that in the CHOP Zone.
he is literally hitler
>>536945255The wealth will trickle down. I know conservatives have been saying that for 40 years now, but I'm pretty sure it'll happen any day now.
>>536943809>become world's first trillionaire>phew now I can finally spend it
>>536943809Why should I care how rich Elon is? I'm not getting any of it.
>>536943809holy kek
>>536945050You people can't even park your hat without a refugee taking the parking space and you are getting misty-eyed about OUR T R I L L I O N A I R E ??We are waiting for bad things to happen?Really??LMAO
>>536943809>this sperg is a trillionaireI guess almost anyone can make it, just have to be evil
Sucking off this SA balding runt is pathetic.
>>536943809Elon if you’re reading this will you pay off my student loans? I’m not doing well.
>>536944022kek'd
38.4 thousand years, gaining 1 dolar per second would make us equal to this guy.He isn't curing cancer, I've never used one product of him, he is employing around 100,000k of people and most of them complain about the work conditions. His business generate around 0.5 of US GDP, but he holds 3.5% of the entire GDP of the country.
>>536945773I ride a motorbike, so I don't care much. Having a trillionaire is an indicator that your whole economy is a bubble and that you have way too much fiat currency in circulation. Your country is the whore of Babylon as described in the Revelation of Saint John. The tectonic plates in the San Andreas fault will move violently, leaving the whole west coast under water. Furthermore, a violent civil war will erupt, based on differences in skin color, religion and social status. Your country will be divided in smaller parts and you will lose first world power status overnight. The Holy Trinity has had enough of your iniquity. Mark my words, everything I wrote here is bound to happen.
>>536946761You are in national hospice.What was once a great country is being beheaded and gang-raped on a daily basis.Most people here love the nigger protected class so your civil war 2 is cancelled.Trump will purchase the Rhineland and sell it off for parts to the chinks.
>>536943809Why are you proud about having inefficient capital markets that get exploited by scammers?
>>536943809>Kikes kvetchingSo muck is kvetching?
>>536943809imagine how much better the world would be if that money was in the hands of younger couples trying to start a family. Instead it is a Kalergi plan person, he is a lapdog for the truly powerful. Elon is a puppet, as long as they do their bidding he is a good goy that they can pour unlimited money into.
>>536947336Mind you, I'm not born in Germany, so I don't care what happens to this country. I'm moving back home next year, so I can have front row seat for WWIII, watching how you miserable descendants of the first crusades get massacred near the city of Constantinople (now known as Istanbul). 700 million dead, so much blood the black sea will turn red and so many slain a year old calf can swim in the rivers of blood in the streets. Your time is over.
>>536947974>imagine how much better the world would be if that money was in the hands of younger couples trying to start a familyNo? Giving a million to 500k couples is literally nothing. Most will buy a home and spend the rest on bullshit. Queue divorces, cheating, mutt babies, etc. Literally nothing would be changed. While the same amount in Musk's hands gets us a permanent colony on another planet.
>>536948330Yes, but the price will be your first born son.
>>536943809>I am beside myself and beaming with American Pride.He's not american. He's south african.
>>536948330>While the same amount in Musk's hands gets us a permanent colony on another planet.how long is that going to take? It seems like a fusion reactor concept, always just 40+ more years in the future. Who says a number of companies couldn't compete for Mars technology and not just one? Blue Origin is looking promising. It is egregious Elon's level of withholding good unto the world, all for his personal power.
hail mammon. hail (((our people)))
>>536949051
>>536947974Moralposting is meaningless to the bet his mother crowd.
>/pol/ is celabrating some jew doing jews thingswhat
>>536948839Joke's on you, I won't have any kids.>>536949051>how long is that going to take? Doesn't matter.>Who says a number of companies couldn't compete for Mars technology and not just one? No one is saying that.>Blue Origin is looking promising. It is egregious Elon's level of withholding good unto the world, all for his personal power.He is not withholding anything. There are three dozen companies working on space solutions atm.
>>536943809As a fellow sperg giving us this much money is a big mistake because we are too bitter to really enjoy that money, and would just end up using it to make normie's lives hell.
>>536949172elon will have plenty for you, no worries
>needs goberment gibs KWAB
>>536948049Weed is poisonous.Good luck staring at snow on the screen waiting for gen estrogen to pick a fight.good golly, Sven
>>536943809Imagine being a trillionaire and you still cannot revert you son back into being straight. Imagine being a trillionaire and your first son still hates you and calls you a fake. Imagine being a trillionaire and you son still prefers being a women just to not be the same gender you are.
>>536943809>I am beside myself and beaming with American Pride.Because a south african jew has money that you will never see or benefit from? Some of which was taken from you through your taxes?
keeek member when leftypol trannies said that buying twitter would bankrupt him? I member.
>>536949439I applaud him for abandoning him.Daniel Plainmusk was righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzW-kpDBTU4
>>536945563>self made by being the biggest welfare leech in human historyHow is someone self made when they had corporate handouts at every point? Self made is someone like Bezos or the Zucc. This clown isnt self made.
>>536949439the jews made a mistake by trooning out Elon's son. making an enemy of the world's richest man might not be the best idea.
>>536949269I'm not joking. These are the prophecies of the Holy Men of Mount Athos (Greece). Two of their prophecies already came to pass.>the leveling of Gaza by the jews, Oct 7th 2023>the attack on Iran's nuclear program by the jews and their lapdogs, the americans, June 22nd 2025I have the quotes as proof, I'm telling the truth.
>>536949637Abandoning his failure as if it didn't happen. Based Christian behavior!
>>536949681Felon is a Jew
>>5369438091 trillion worthless nigger cattle dollares kek
>>536943809>trillionareMeanwhile, I'm afraid I won't make rent this month.Life is so unfair, I've broken my ass all my life for crumbs.
>>536949980He'll be able to make a big castle with the stacks of that shit, soon.
>>536949909retarded
>>536950045the ultra rich bleed just like we do and they are not immune to beheading. its only a matter of time until people revolt once again.
>>536943809As a fellow human I'm so proud of him, well done Elon gtg
>>536949825I will leave the lid up so you may drink, DOG!
God bless Elon he better give our boy Trump some of that. We did bros.
>>536945333Do you only grow tomatoes and onions and peas? Do you grow potatoes or is that not Italian enough?
>>536943809
>Zimbabwe checks in AYO we was kangs n trillionaires n sheeit wit our black Socialism yo!
>>536952015>can't spell "trillionaire"what are 1 gorillion dollars worth, if you can't write for shit
>>536952015Well at least he's not denying that he's a conman.
Disgusting jeet thread
>>536952142well hes african
I always thought to be an x-aire would require multiple of x. Like you're not a millionaire with $1,000,001 in the bank. You need more than 1mil.
It's too bad he couldn't be here to celebrate. We should make today a special holiday for Elon's historical success. Our Oligarchy is finally reaching it's final form.I want to be clear. When the revolution starts, we send the migger first.
>>5369525381 000 001 is more than one mil, retard
>>536943809>American Pride
>>536952274He's a worthless nigger, we all die someday. He will be the poorest lapdog of satan in hell one day.
The Dollar is losing value. Remember that.A trilliion today might have been less a few years ago.
>>536943809He doesn't have a trillion dollars, his companies are worth that. That's not the same thing.Leftists are turbo niggers.
>>536943809you're beaming with american pride over the fact that an immigrant is robbing your country blind? uhh okay lol
>>536943809Trillions of dollars and not even his last single penny can untranny his son. What a terrible fate.
>>536949459>Some of whichIt's all of which. This IPO shit is just another form of tax on stupid but unfortunately we all are liable.
>>536944022Dik trill.>trill means dick in Afrikaans slang>dik is thick.>Thick dick.
>>536953079he can avenge him tho
