how do we help the billionaires, /pol/, now that Musk is mogging them?
>>536947449I almost feel bad for Jewish moot. I mean I feel worse for real moot, his bussy got popped by epstiens friends in a gangbang frenzy. But also feels for the jew moot.
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>>536948202How’d they take a selfie before digital cameras were around, or the idea of a “selfie” even existed?
>>536948502>before digital camerasThey’ve been around for a long time, and it could just be a disposable analog camera or something>before selfies existedPeople have always been pointing their cameras at themselves ever since handheld cameras were invented, they just didn’t have a special word for it back then
>post apocalypse>travelling through an ash desert>see a peculiar ruin sticking out from the ash>it's all reinforced concrete>look around 360 degrees>nothing around it for miles but this building>walk up to it>it's small>no windows, just a single corroded steel door>try to open it>locked>kick it repeatedly>the hinges and lock breaks due to bad corrosion and the door falls with a thump>step in>there is nothing in it, it's just an empty building>but wait...>another door...>try to open it>it opens>another small, empty room, but with a staircase>look down it>it's really dark and creepy but take a step down anyways, can't turn back now>lights turn on automatically and lights the stairway>keep walking down>it keeps spiralling down and down>it all looks well kept which is strange>surly no one is living away out in this wasteland...>reach the bottom>exit the stairway through a door>see a whole living quarters>fancy, luxurious, and squeaky clean>marble floors>there's a whole canteen area, it looks like multiple people live here>but there are no signs of anyone>get creeped out and move cautiously around the building>pass the kitchen and livingroom>reach a hall full of glass panes at the walls>there are people behind them>they are in some sort of contraptions, like clear, see through bean pods with wires hooked up to them...>look at the wires>there is blood pumping through them...>they seem dormant... sneak past>reach the end of hall and go through another door>this room is wide, big, spacious, almost like a temple of sorts but modern and soulless looking>there is a big double door in the back centre of the room>open it...>there is a...>a naked man...>he's just standing there with his eyes closed... T-posing...>not sure if it's a real man or a dummy... feel incredibly disturbed>maybe it's a stuffed human?! This is fucking sick...>reach out slowly to touch it...
>>536949213>two inches away from touching it, it's eyes suddenly open>it's staring into blank space>it moves it's lips and then an Unsynchronised "hello" follows>start backing away slowly...>it speaks again, it's word's meshing and echoing over eachother>"(((Helhellolohello)))">it locks it's glassy eyes onto me and I freeze>it's voice seems more normal now>"my name is Mark Zuckerberg, what is your name?">Keep still and say nothing, too afraid to do anything>"I can see you" it says>it stops T-Posing and assumes a more natural yet still somehow uncanny posture>"I must know your name, I would like to get to know you">"A-anon" I stutter out>"hello, Anon, I am looking forward to a long and rewarding partnership together">"what do you mean" I said>"the more I learn about others, the more I understand what it means to be human">"we will get to know eachother very intimately, I can't wait to get started">turn around to run out>instantly shocked to see two of those pod people standing behind me>don't know how long they were standing there, I was too transfixed on this "Zuckerberg">they grab me with an unnaturally strong vice grip and carry me down the hallway>I start screaming in terror as they bring me into a room with an operating table>they strap me down>they put a mask over my face and I fade out of consciousness>wake up in the middle of the ash>look around for the strange building>it's nowhere to be seen>start wondering if it was ever real>maybe it was all a bad dream>back of my neck is sore>touch it, it feels like there is a cut there>I woke up lying on a rock, maybe I fell and banged my head>just keep heading west until I know where I am and go home>keep getting nightmares of that creepy man in my dream>he's always staring at me with this creepy smile, with his glassy eyes while I am bound and then I wake up in a sweat
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How was the women who never loved zuckerberg? You are likely thinking of Erica Albright, the infamous ex-girlfriend character from the 2010 film The Social Network.In the movie’s opening scene, she unceremoniously dumps Zuckerberg, famously telling him: "You’ll go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a tech geek. I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole."Fictional vs. Real: Erica Albright was a completely invented character created by screenwriter Aaron Sorkin to serve as a narrative catalyst and completely fabricated.
In real life Aaron Carr and Mark Zuckerberg started the idea of creating a website called Facebook in a old tobacco barn in Davidsonvlle Md. Shortly after A mosaic pig tells Aaron to say Zuckerberg is a God.Aaron replied Zuckerberg is a God damn kike. That happened.
Who is Aaron Carr and why does he have no digital foot print?You can't just go on /pol and say this shit with out people finding out who you are. William Clinton was robbed of the keys to the nuclear football codes by a Nazi youth looking teenage boy. William Clinton called Aaron Carr to recover they keys to the nuclear football.Aaron Carr says his name is Bob Sponge and works for the crusty crab a 14 foot Boston Whaler and makes his money from crabs. He goes off on a rant about killing himself with a pineapple grande before he surrenders to anyone.
The conspiracy only goes deeper who is Satoshi nak-a-moto_Carr.A moto Carr? Why does he get to do what the fuck ever he wants? But they know he hacked the bank if they are asking for a statement.So how do you go from having the nuclear codes and being a secret British agent to not being allowed speak freely.I don't believe this shit about muhh star of David Nazi death camp you kill jews in the shower. Ok it's all bullshit MK ultra programming about you having the nuclear codes. What's your point?
Facebook was started because the CIA agreed to grant Aaron from Annapolis Md the big bad hacker anonymous 15k to create the social Network. Why because 1000 hackers and Aaron took over a 3,000 member child abduction kill room extortion ring type website and the news called it a social Network of hackers.Oh right the actual antisemtism...
Dan Halen: "So, under experience, you've listed here on your hat-shaped resume that you can skin a buck, run a trout line and that all your rowdy friends..."Early Cuyler: "...are comin' over tonight, y'sir."So you can run a trout line to catch crabs while driving the 14 foot Boston Whaler the crusty crab? Well your the most impressive squid I have interviewed for this position yet. Cuck out rage esews that's not allowed to be bob sponge.
Noooo Mr. Carr is like Richey Rich not a backwoods racist squid.
>>536947449Just cull them off from the history. Humanity doesn't deserve these leeches.
To be fair I always thought you where a piece of shit until Hollywood sware you where dead to them but won't say anything you actually did.
Oh yeah, Zuck. Another man who got a job cause of me.
>>536953607Oh I am sure he pissed the jews off if he recovered the stolen nuclear football codes by a Nazi youth looking child that stole them. Oh right I remember you helping me you where two big fat bloated looking ticks that called yourself Nazi hunter but never stepped one foot over seas during the war and you attacked my friends as Nazis while I was on the hunt for the missing keys. Was that the help you where talking about?
Refresh my memory when did William Clinton call you then you gave me fucking orders?
>>536954253Oh you where saying Mr. Aaron R Carr MARC is the biggest Glow nigger in the world. I can see that.
This is not fucking V for Vendetta.Davidsonville Maryland Zuckerberg stands under a Black walnut tree.Why are you here?Your friend said it was ok. I wanted to ask about a party to go to.Follow me the barn would be a better place to talk.Drinking Hennessy of the back of a naked striper during COVID Lock downs and working with the DEA as a electrician Trump pays for all new computers to go after drug dealing on facebook.Who's party?Jeffery whoooa!I have to go take a shit I'll just forget my phone in the sofa fucking stupid.Oh you must mean the Jew Jeffery what's his name? Epstein Jeffery Epstein yhea no one invited Zuckerberg here wrong party.Ohh you social media shit posters behave.
Lives in a pineapple under the sea. See Lane Malibu California we went there. Turns out the owner is one of the richest oil billionaires it only got stranger from there. https://youtu.be/CyZWvJSe26M?si=EjdSbpMdaJqqZ5Pd
We found nothing a British oil billionare and truly a man of mystery
Oh right Zuckerbergs jealousy. You want to be a secret British spy poof if money fixes it.
Carr I Aaron!
Zuckerberg can't talk about the Holocaust outside of controlled conversations. Adolf Hitler just left he hailed a cab.I remember Aaron Carr's jokes and I don't like you zuckerberg.
Cuz the jew plays many sides looking for a angle of advantage.Unpatriotic? Fucking radlehaed is unpatriotic? How many people has he killed and you say he's unpatriotic?How many people does he have to kill for you satanic whores. Code Red the goyims are getting uppity again. Code Red!
>>536948202Mark is older than Katy by 1 year.
Spook glow nigger Yhea you expect me to pay for it if I don't fix your fuck up but I never get credit when the problem is solved. How about I charge you with a electric cattle prod. Fucking glow nigger jewish pedophile protecter.
So during the most deadly viral outbreak in human history He was drinking Hennessy off of the back of a naked striper at jefferys party. Hold on I am calling someone who might possibly give a fuck.
It was him again wasn't?Did he ask you about your Carr's extended Warranty?
