https://nypost.com/2026/06/12/us-news/texas-bandit-who-swiped-over-200-lego-sets-in-50-day-crime-spree-gets-decades-behind-bars/
>>536952769He would have gotten away with it if he was Mormon
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>>536952769He got 10 more years in prison than Carmelo.
>>536952769So does Lego actually run shit? Niggers get less time for murder than stealing Legos.
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>>536953155or a jew
>"Lego bandit"
>>536953246>So does Lego actually run shit? Niggers get less time for murder than stealing Legos.This certainly sounds like some shadow cabal shit yo. I just want to say I welcome our Lego overlords and don't minds stepping on them in the middle of the night yo! Imma good Lego supporter!
He got extra years for assault with a deadly weapon because the dumb nog fled and drove on the wrong side of the road narrowly missing a loaded schoolbus. The article does not mention this (of course).
>>536953380Between this and the Mormons it's starting to sound like people need to pick a side. They'll probably come for the Mega Bloks crew first.
>>536952769what is it with legos and usa lately, what's the psyop?
>>536952769>willing to plan a heist>willing to risk death by gun>willing to risk death due to inmatesWith all that time and effort he could've been investing. It's a shame people put their efforts into the riskiest things instead.
>>536952769>banditNigga what? The time period we are in now?
>>536953684It's nice that search results did manage to find an article with those details>https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/target-lego-theft-spree-lands-155736521.htmlDidn't expect it from Yahoo but I really don't know what places are considered reputable
>>536953999Get with it old manWe're circling back to pirates, bandits, and rogues.picrel