Are we really going to ignore that the Strait of Hormuz is STILL CLOSEDFellow anons, the planting season in India started JUNE 1They are currently MISSING ITEach day it gets worse and once they finally do get fertilizer THEY CAN'T GO BACK IN TIME TO USE IT - any growing time is missed and missed foreverThey killed their soil - THEY CAN'T NOT USE FERTILIZER at this pointAnd the kind of damage they did to their soil hurts ROOT GROWTH the mostWhat do you get when you add drought to a lack of roots - you get a DUSTBOWLAnd this El Niño is a once-in-a-century-strength...and guess what India gets from it? DROUGHTThe whole place is going to burn to the ground from the food riots
'The biggest El Niño event since the 1870s': 'Super' El Niño is now the most likely scenario by the end of this year — and the humanitarian cost could be hugehttps://www.livescience.com/planet-earth/weather/the-biggest-el-nino-event-since-the-1870s-super-el-nino-is-now-the-most-likely-scenario-by-the-end-of-this-year-and-the-humanitarian-cost-could-be-huge>A "super" El Niño is now the most likely scenario from October 2026 to February 2027, according to a new forecast from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration's (NOAA) Climate Prediction Center.>In fact, the impending El Niño may itself break records. "Confidence is clearly shifting higher on potentially the biggest El Niño event since the 1870s>If a "super" El Niño does occur, it could rival the strongest on record: a catastrophic 1877 event that spurred the 1876-to-1878 global faminespurred the 1876-to-1878 global famine>spurred the 1876-to-1878 global faminespurred the 1876-to-1878 global famine>spurred the 1876-to-1878 global famineLAST TIME IT KILLED OVER 50 MILLION PEOPLEhttps://journals.ametsoc.org/view/journals/clim/31/23/jcli-d-18-0159.1.xml>From 1875 to 1878, concurrent multiyear droughts in Asia, Brazil, and Africa, referred to as the Great Drought, caused widespread crop failures, catalyzing the so-called Global Famine, which had fatalities exceeding 50 million people and long-lasting societal consequencesIf this super El Niño was coming without the fertilizer and fuel shortages it would already be absurdly dangerous for India - But it comes at the WORST POSSIBLE TIME - And the damage to India's soil means that without fertilizer ROOT SYSTEMS CAN'T GROW because they need the PHOSPHORUS from external inputs. Without roots you can't hold the soil in place during a wind storm>INDIA IS GOING TO TURN INTO A DUSTBOWL LIKE WE HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE THE GREAT DEPRESSION IN THE USA IN THE 1930s
>>536955060>India is actually for real unironically in huge troubleThey have 3 billion minds there to solve their problems. They claim to be so smart. So they are ok and will fix their shithole. Maybe deport all the Jeets from around the world back to India so they can help solve it.
>>536955060Didn't someone post a map of the future natural environment of IndiaIt basically will not support life due to climate changeIt would not be wrong for Indians to invade their northern neighbors
>>536955060kys deepak
>>536955118>>536955185There won't be starvation in india for a long time, the cannibal gangs will take over like a zombie apocalypse movie
>>536955060https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/536101347/Their 'diesel' fuel is what 20-30%+ cut with solvent and water attractant additives. It's so much worse than ethanol they're using. Anything that uses diesel is so fucked it's not even funny.
>>536955060SAAARS we will return to PooLand with our High IQ's and save her from the dustpoo
>>536955185I'd just like to say, the problem doesn't start at harvest, but at planting. They're planting all those crops right now, up until the end of july. The damage is already being done, you could open the strait right now and the famine will still occur.The rest of the world can't bail them out either because food production is down globally.
>>536955060how about they use the cow poo to fertilize the crops?
>>536955060You timmies are fucking weak. There are no protests or riots taking place in India as we speak and there is no shortage of fuel. Who ever made this prediction is a foolish child.
>>536955060Cool. I don't care.
>>536955622>Their 'diesel' fuel is what 20-30%+ cut with solvent and water attractant additives. It's so much worse than ethanol they're using. Anything that uses diesel is so fucked it's not even funny.WAIT WAIT WAIT even once they get the diesel and fertilizer half their farm equipment might be broken by then?
>>536955060Modi already ordered all the fertilizer they needed for the year. The government overpaid tremendously but they got it
>>536955968Cow poop is their crops.
>>536956085Okay so my math was bad. Make it 50% additives and yes. That thread has links talking in detail about exactly how fucked their engines, generators, heavy machinery, and anything else that uses diesel is. Shit is FUBAR that uses diesel. Technically, it's so diluted and mixed it cannot even be classified as 'diesel' anymore. They are also shit like isopropanol https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0016236112008514 as additional additives as linked in that thread too.
I am praying for the Indian fuel shortage apocalypse!!!
>>536956366They will just skip the middle man (farming) and just eat the shit
what stocks do i invest in to benefit from this?
>>536956538CFIPINTR
>>536955060Good to see burgers pulling the ole crabs in a bucket on the world.You're just becoming Russians aren't you, dragging everyone around you down because you cant compete
>>536956614Actually, it's more like the free ride is over and none of you leeches know what to do.
>>536956538Hoard cow dung cakes, basmati rice, and cow urine. They will go 100x in price soon.
Another victory for trump
>>536955060I hope it happens, sadly I think they will just eat shit for a year and be fine
>>536956614Lol, shut the fuck up, pig.
>>536955060Gas has been going in and out of the strait for weeks, dumbass.
>>536955366As far as I know there aren't many roads through the Himalayas, and the Chinese could shut them down quite easily if they wanted to.
>>536955742No matter what, there will be a famine. Does globohomo feed the poojeets or their pet niggers? There isn't enough food aid for both.>>536956538Food. Chemical, fuel, and oil are already going up. However the price hikes haven't hit the agriculture or food yet. Just don't buy into what is about to get fucked until shit is fucked and on fire, then buy the dip.
>>536955366invade who?>Pakistanhas nukes, also fucked by climate change>Chinahas more nukes, can and have rolled over them in the past conflicts
>>536957237>>536955366China moved a lot of construction equipment to build fortifications around its India border earlier this year when it realized a famine was inbound within India. Which they rerouted from their ghost cities. They didn't even wait for construction materials to arrive and made do with earthworks. China is apparently anticipating a desperate invasion from starving masses of poojeets and is trying to establish defensive bulwarks to defend against that. Not trusting the mountains to hold them off. India's other border regions are in a LOT more peril. They don't have mountains to discourage the starving cannibalistic poojeet hordes.
>>536956020>You timmies are fucking weak. There are no protests or riots taking place in India as we speak and there is no shortage of fuel. Who ever made this prediction is a foolish child.The food shortage doesn't happen until the food that didn't-get-planted-in-the-first-place starts to not-come-out-of-the-ground. That takes about until november/december
>>536957550>India's other border regions are in a LOT more perilPicrel
>>536957550That thread with all the satellite pics of the fortifications was so good
>>536958201>>536958121Yeah, you can tell the CCP were collectively shitting themselves when they realized they were about to deal with cannibalistic hordes of desperate and starving poojeets. Suddenly, they found a use for all that leftover construction equipment and didn't give a fuck about waiting for construction materials to arrive. They just straight up used rock and earth instead. Not even planning for a counter invasion but straight up damage control.
Unleash the poojeet curse on all the middle east/asian nations
>>536958201pic example?
>>536955060Mayde modi shouldn't have been in israel sucking jew dick 3 days before the war kicked off.
>>536955060the strait of what?
>>536958607What happened is even better.He was called and was told the Iran war is going to happen and isntreal is going to win it.They started a diplomatic plan with a conquered Iran and it turns out the opposite happened and so they burned all the bridges with Iran.
So wait... it's a good thing the Strait of Hormuz is closed? This means all the jeets will starve and die instead of moving to my country? So much full of win.
>>536955060Trouble or salvation? The Indian existence is one of incomprehensible horror. Death is salvation, releasing their tortured souls from torment.
>>536958606I wish I had saved it man, but Chinese aren't fucking around.
>>536955060I look forward to it, at least 500 million dead please.
>>536955209Exactly. The land of engineers are astrophysicists surely can come up with something.
Mother nature is punishing India for polluting their rivers and destroying their soil. This is fate. The gods have decided to wipe out the Indian race with a series of devastating natural disasters and plagues. It's over for the polluters. You've thrown your last bag of trash into the water. Now you get to be eaten by cannibals. That's what you fucking get.
>>536955366>It would not be wrong for Indians to invade their northern neighborsWon't work will considering how there's a mountain barrier keeping them in India.
>>536956020
>>536955060Let's hope for the worst. Nothing person, Ranjeet.
>>536955060Half our company is pajeets in hyderabad. Should be interesting.
>>536956694This would be impressive if we didn't have an account surplus and thus have to import almost everything. You can't eat data centers and nasdaq does not produce electricity. Enjoy your blackouts, you're going down with everyone else.
>>536959745The US is pretty much self sufficient when it comes to necessities, we just export a lot of it for global markets. If shit got really bad the government would (hopefully) restrict exports and keep stuff here for domestic use.
>>536956020>and there is no shortage of fuel
>>536955060I want billions of Indians to starve to death, but this will probably be a nothingburger
>>536955622>Anything that uses diesel is so fucked it's not even funny.I disagree
See picrel
>>536955060Anything less than 85% casualty rate is a death sentence for humans and other assorted hominids
>>536955060>Literally the land of poop.>They poop in public.>They use poop to bless.>They use poop for medicine.>Literal tons of poop is poured into the rivers.>They eat poop.>"We ran out of fertilizer!"
>>536956851Buy rice and feed the birds.
Does anyone have any figures, numbers, proofs, etc of literally any claims in this thread.
>>536956538Buy "Put" options on oilSell around September
>>536961936What do your cousins back home say on your group chat?
>>536961572>Anything less than 85% casualty rate is a death sentence for humans and other assorted hominidsI have no idea what you are trying to say here. 85% of the population needs to die so that the rest may live? Are you picrel?
>>536961726What nutrients does their poop possess? Its literally shit made from shit made from shit, nothings left but shit
>>536961936>Does anyone have any figures, numbers, proofs, etc of literally any claims in this thread.I made the thread hoping someone else will come along and do thatSUPER EL NINO is a thing though - It could be a nasty drought
Jeeeted!
>>536955060Nothing ever happens. But I hope you’re right.
>>536956020>You timmies are fucking weak.You are 20 kg and have estrogen bellies kek. Also the brahmins are frauds, the real brahmins are vishwakarma.
>>536955060so whathalf of them can eat he other half like they did historically before
>>536955060there's 1.5 billion poos, they're unfortunately not at risk of anything.
>>536964387>half of them can eat he other half like they did historically beforeIs this really what happened?
Suffah
>>536955060>ndia is actually for real unironically in huge troubleMORE CO2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>536955060omg they could end up living in squalor.
>>536955060>continued closure of the Straits of Hormuz means famine in India due to no fertilizer>H1B visas cut off means Indians can't come hereAnd here we thought Trump was just after Chinese vassals but he's actually trying for a two-fer by taking Indians out of the equation too. Based Trump.
>>536965116He never touched Chinese vessels only Indian ones
>>536965848Holy ESL!
>>536955060>They don't have fertilizerIt's literally the biggest and most efficient manure-manufacturing plant in the world. The government just needs to directs the saars to poop directly on the fields. EZ
>>536966202Kek
>>536964724Not half, but India has had a lot of famines killing tens of millions of people, and there had been cannibalism.
>>536961936These digits are all the proof anon needs
>>536968099That confirms it, all the proof we need
>>536968099Based
>>536965848I unironically believe Trump will slowly back away from china due to the difficulty and instead go after India.It's an easy target and everyone will forget your mistakes when you start harming Indians.
>>536955209>They have 3 billion minds there to solve their problems.the best talent according to trump
>>536955060BLM was full of crackheadsMexico and U.S.A shouldn't be suffering from that but Trump loves those dudes from Saudi Arabia and Claudia Sheinbaum keeps stealing oil barrels to send over to Cuba, so I guess we are also fuck. I need to learn how to make biodiesel
i thought this was the point, large solidified american companies have indian leadership this strengths brics cohesion. if i am xi jing ping i approach grey indian before i die and claim the land. that is not going to happen without both confidence that it will improve the nations health but also standing, like you do not move into a smaller house and call it a win but you do move into bigger one.
