No wonder they're having to close so many storeshttps://www.thestreet.com/restaurants/pizza-hut-rival-papa-johns-closing-hundreds-of-restaurants
Needs to be higher. Why are are the so many fat fucks around?
Thanks Drumpf
make it 17.76, problem solved, goyim
>>536963702Those are some good looking pies right there
>>536963702Wholly fuck. Just make your own. It's better and cheaper.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJu3YCykO_0
>>536963702Minimum wage is now $15
>>536963702I feel bad for all you poor fucks out there across the world that have never experienced 'Steveston Pizza' In Richmond BC. $25CAD for a pepperoni pie, but I never go anywhere else. It is SO fucking good. Amazing ingredients, the dough is beautiful. They also sell ~$700 pizzas full of seafood and the Chinese tourists love that shit. It helps them subsidize their normal pies. All the dough is made with olive oil, the best pepperoni, the best cheese, ball of mozzarella in the middle. Fresh basil sprinkled around. God damn I'm about to buy one right now. Picrel is a pic I found off reddit. Lighting isn't the best, but you get the idea. Stupid reddit niggers didn't know what the mozzarella was in the middle.
>>536964209>>536964250How do Italians feel seeing these abominations?
Minimum wage goes up, costs go up.
>>536964411IDK. This owner is Iranian. I couldn't care less. I have been to a fair amount of countries, and had a fair amount of pizza. I have never had a better pie. Way better than that cheap processed NYC crap
>>536964250Why does it look like a hairy anus
Pizza isnt worth it anymore
The big chains have spent the last 20 years,>Shrinking their portion sizes >Changing out ingredients to chemical infused food stuff with a long shelf life.>Destroying their own brand image and identity by making themselves all the same brown/black/beige/grey/white boxes>Outsourcing their delivery service to Doordash/Ubereats.>Raising prices>Hiring nearly exclusively wetbacks, teenagers, burn out adults, and the retarded. Because they can be paid on the cheap
>>536964250>~$700 pizzasyou guys are becoming the biggest hipster meme of yourselves
>>536963702Pizza Hut has large for $10. This deal has always been available at my local PH for…10 years?
>>536963702>$17.61You can't get it delivered for less than $40 now, and the quality has gone to shit. Not worth it.
>>536964916pic related
>>536964209>Just make your own. It's betterStraight up lie. It literally never is.
>>536965017then you are doing it wrong.probably half assing it.
>>536964209Pizza is one of those few foods I can't make on par with the restaurants. I have no idea why. Burgers are always superior to the chain goyslop though.
>>536964411How does the Earl of Sandwich feel about a cheeseburger? Fuck off. The world doesn’t eat pizza because they visited Naples, but because Italian-Americans changed it
>>536965133>>536965078You need a pizza oven, a normal oven with a stone will never be as good.
>>536963702Once you learn to make your own dough, you realise how cheap all this stuff really is supposed to be, tomato paste is cheap, garlic paste, onion all cheap. Mushrooms, capsicum mid tier cheap, cheese is more expensive. The dough is just flour and water
>>536964250when I lived in Calgary my Pizza 73 had a $15 unlimited topping x-large walk-in the fucker would be an inch thick and last days
>>536963702>average price of a pizza now $17.61Cali Wali bros, what's the current price of a Hot Carl?
You have to find a good Pizza place where you live. Some are good and some are not. Some chain restaurants are good but you can go to the same one at another location and it will be horrible.
>>536963702Correction: The average price of local chain pizza is $17.61 and they are going to quickly price themselves out. I either just buy frozen or you can buy premade dough at aldi for a $1.50 and make your own.
>>536964250For me? It's super great pizza at Joyce. Tbf Vancouver pizza is quite lackluster compared to other cities. Vancouver is all about it's Korean sushi and Chinese dimsum. Yum.
>>536965166Mozzarella is just milk and lemon juice. It's just kneaded curds. It should cost the exact same as milk, there's no processing or aging. But for some reason it's one of the most expensive cheeses at our supermarkets. They know nobody knows how to make it anymore because boomers are useless
>>536964916"Large"is less than 12 inches at shizza hut and abominos
>>536964250Wait. "Normal" pizza price is $25 now? LMAO. That shit used to be $10 CAD. So glad I left that shithole. You can get pizza here in Korea for ten bucks.
>>536964250disgusting. Look like Peter North shot like 12 ropes right in the center.
>>536963702imagine eating "meat" from the galactic kosher foodstuff corporation
>>536965133if ur not cranking 500-900 deg f (depending on what ur making) on a stone then you're doing it wrong.im not saying you're not doing that, but i suspect you aren't.
>>536964505The pizza I like at Joyce is Iranian too. So odd. Is Iran a secret pizza power house?
>>536965339Yeah making cheese from milk is the next thing to learn after making dough and fermenting
I stopped eating pizza because Jeets took over all of the stores.
>>536965166>foods are just ingredients !!
>>536965410They're basically Italians without a boot
pizza hut deserves to die and papa john's was never good. these stupid yum brands cock suckers cut every corner possible, ruined pan style pizza and started giving franchise rights to jeets
>>536963702Over here it is 11 dollars for a large 5 topping pizza. Though it might be because the pizzeria doesn't have to pay the rent tax. Fuck usury.
>>536965487They sell ingredients seperately in the store, you put them together yourself
>>536965441Here you go.How to make Mozzarella with milk and vinegar (or lemon juice)https://youtube.com/watch?v=LgyRJ33q0LU
>>536963702this is what ill eat tomorrow
>>536965342Comparing Pizza Hut and Domino’s is like comparing Chick Fil A and the 7-11 rack.Domino’s exists in its own category among the absolute lowest rated companies in all sectors. Compare them to Comcast or something.Their whole history is marketing stunts, 30 minutes or less, the Noid, and literally “we know our food sucks”.My Pizza Hut still has the Thursday night buffet. It’s like the 90s in there
>>536965637>bro search the grocery store for 10 ingredients , drive home, spend 15 minutes getting the pizza ready, bake it for 15 minutes, then eat itSome of us have shit going on in our lives
You can still get Little Caesars Pizza for like $7 bucks for pepperoni or whatever but you guys are so spoiled.
>>536964250that looks vile
that average must be drug down by little caesars and bars that reheat a tombstone because I haven’t had a decent pizza under $20 in years
>>536966083dont have it nigger
>>536963702Because poorfags don't know how to use coupons at Domino's
>>536964209This violates the copyrights of pizza and is communism
>>536964449That never happened faggot:
>>536966175dont have that either nigger
>>536966175This you can get a one topping XL carry out pizza at Dominos for $9.99 coupon code 5164 or large one topping $7.99 with the same code. New York Style and thin crust taste the best. Always gets provolone cheese as a topping and then a meat topping. Tastes great.
>>536965382Well, at least you didn't name a black porn star. That's an improvment.
>>536963702if you make it yourself its like 3 or 5 bucks
It's by far the worst value for money of any junk food. Every time I buy pizza it ends with regret. Tastes good but it makes me even hungrier. No nutrition at all, just low quality carbs. Don't know what they did with the recipe but it's definitely changed over the last several years. When I was a kid my parents could order a few large pizzas if they were having a get together at home, and it would feed several adults plus children. Each adult would have one or two slices and be satisfied for the rest of the evening. That is literally impossible today. One adult will eat at least 4 slices and still feel hungry.
>>536966420I ordered 2 large pizzas a few weeks ago and ate them both.I didn't need to eat for like a whole day and a half.
>>536963702At least where I live (DFW) there's decent handmade fresh pizza basically everywhere for comparable prices. It's literally the same price (if not cheaper) to get real pizza here. There's just no point in fast food pizza restaurants anymore.
>>536965637>Pepperoni is literally as expensive as the entire pizza
Papa johns was never a good value.Ever since they came outThey have no idea how to make a great pizzaI will be shorting them soon
>>536966751Fast food restaurants are genuinely zombie corporations surviving to pay their debt
>>536963702Basically if they cant sell you slop they have no business model is what this is.
>>536963702Papa Johns went to shit when they force out Papa John
>>536963702prices just keep rising forever while wages never increase
>>536963702>corposlop pizza chains closingwho cares you southern subhumans
>>536964449wages are somewhere about 15% to 25% of the cost of restaurant foodyou could double the wages of the entire staff and it'd take a pizza from $12 to $15, worst case, assuming the entire wage increase was fully passed onto the cost of food, no other factors changing
>>536963702Should've left John in charge
>>536963702any decent pizzeria in my area is $23-$25 for a pie
>>536965133Please, it's all in the sauce. I'll smoke most pizza places because their sauce is bland af and that with using pre-made dough and shit bagged shredded mozz. If I went whole hog making the entire thing from scratch it isn't even close. I don't even need their meme 500+ degree ovens
>>536965017It takes a few tries. My first edible pizza took about 4 tries. Now I can make decent pizza, but never 'good'. Hopefully I'll get better
>>536965148Only absolute NPCs eat murican sugar dough pizza outside the US.
>>536963702Electric pizza oven on sale is $200 and gets up to 800F. Ingredients for a full pizza cost at most $2.The thing pays for itself and you retards are here whining about the cost of pizza. You are pathetic. Kill yourself.
>>536963702Real Italian wood oven pizza with the 00 flour and real cheese was always about $25 here now it's $30 but way, way smaller.
>>536963702I tried to order 3 large pizzas for a party and Pizza Hut wanted $81. This doesn't even include delivery. Their large pizzas are $27 and smaller than they used to be, they're between a small and medium size compared to what they used to be.I can go to Costco and get a $10 pizza that reeks of dead fish. It may not be as good and God knows what is dripping off it but at least it's almost an appropriate price for fucking bread, sauce, cheese, and compressed peppered pig nipples.
>>536964449dumb boomer conservatard bullshit to justify depression of wages by kikes.
>>536963702i got a large 3 topping from pizza hut for a little over $15 today
>>536963702dough don't grow on babylonian money magik trees
>>536963780Are you the fecaloid false flagging?
>>536965295It’s rarely that sunny in Vancouver
>>536965410I think they might be. This pie has won awards
>>536964864It's for the retards who want to spend that much. Chinese whos kids drive Mclaren. It's a business move, and has proved to be an amazing one. They come here for "The most expensive pizza on earth"
>>536964209It takes forever to make a real pizza from scratch, thats why they make giant batches of all the parts.
>>536963702Never liked Papa John’s
>>536964523It made by Italians (boy rapists)The roman church like all of Christianity exists at the allowance of jews and to defend jews (child rape)
>>536968217Large pepperoni here I just checked is $23 + $7.99 delivery fee. Doesn't include tip.
>>536965365You are a stupid nigger. THIS pizza in particular has never been $10. Not even when they opened in like 2010. Over the decade it's gone from like $15 to $24. You can also get a pizza here in Vancouver for $9. Will it taste as good? And not be processed dogshit? No.
>>536966105You are a dumb nigger. What pizza looks "appealing" to you?
>>536966420Because you are eating goyslop pizza. Not a real pie made with earthly ingredients
>>536965078It really takes a medshit mind to think you can convince anyone that cheese on bread is complex, probably that nigger ancestory
>>536964250Looks like a gay butthole after a wild night.
>>536968668Yea because you never seen melted mozzarella in your poverty goy life
>>536965295Super great pizza? I will try it out next time I'm in that part of the city.
>>536968614>>536965365Also how much is a pizza hut pizza here in Canada? Not much cheaper.
>>536968452>It's for the retards who want to spend that much.>$25 pepperoni It does seem to be working anon
>>536965295Don't Argue Pizzeria, Marcello's, many real Italian pizza places there or even Pizza Garden is very good and made in a wood oven though they burned one of their restaurants down hiring migrants.I used to go in there and it was always young Italian kids with the older guy teaching them but then I guess they switched owners or something right after covid and it was all migrant employees so i stopped going. Competency crisis they shortly after lit the place on fire
the quality and portions of just regular grocery store food is fucking ridiculous I noticed recently. Everything is 1/3rd the size and shittier ingredients than ever before. fucking chef boyardee gonna be luxury in my lifetime
>>536965904Not much of a life if you're eating reheated garbage.
>>536968666checkedyou are clearly a demon.all im saying is you gotta cook it hot as fuckmost homefags think 350 is ok for some reason.
You can still get a large pepperoni and two dips walk-in with no call ahead or wait time that will easily feed two adults for about $10 at Little Caesars
>>536968898I also noticed produce goes bad in like a day now. I would buy produce for the week every Sunday and it was still fresh by Saturday kept in a fridge but now it's like turning after a few days. I think the local fresh shit is now being exported and just crumbs left sold to us locals
Pizza use to be relatively cheap way to feed a group of people, everyone would eat it and you only need paper plates or even some paper towels. It's become so expensive now that you might as well order catering, you can get sandwiches, barbeque will all the sides, salad, sweets, tea and lemonade with all the utensils for LESS then the cost of 8 large pizzas. I showed my boss the receipts and he said "There's no point in pizza anymore is seems. might as well serve dinner."
Fuck pizza hut they ask for like a 22% tip for carryout. Im not going to pay that shit and at same time i know they will probably fuck with my food for not tipping therefore I just don't go there anymore. No one should ever tip for carryout.
>>536969017I also can no longer trust bulk bags of potatoes, lemons, garlic, oranges, anything.They were always 98% good with one suspicious in there you'd toss but now it's more like 40% are bad. I also see punctured plastic on meat, fucked up bread like some retard drop kicked it. No quality control at all anymore
>>536969017I'm not sure how it is in Canada but check just any regular old item. A can of campbells soup, a bag of some pasta skillet meal by any name brand, or even just a frozen pizza. It's all fucking pure shit. The vegetables in many of canned soups you'll notice have brown and black spots on them. I've worked grocery retail for years and the change is not only expensive it's blatantly a shittier quality, more money for much less. Now they have to tag "50G OF PROTEIN!" on every little piece of shit whatever, cause I guess thats the way forward, convincing people the fetid meat chunks and expired potatoes they are eating in swamp water is good for their health based on increments of non-existent protein. We got a fucking problem, a big one and I think it's overpopulation and no one wants to admit it, but what do I know just a southern midwit watching it all go belly up. Also enjoy your loaves of bread that go out of date in two days despite the date listed
produce in America has been pure fucking garbage even before covid but it only got worse after, practically all commercial produce is essentially flavorless due to whatever fucked up hot house process they use to grow it all. Fucking tomatoes that taste of nothing
>>536963702I got Pizza Hut today. A "large" is now only 14" and over HALF of it was crust with no cheese. In fact, the cheese was so thin that you could see the bread through it (I don't like pizza sauce so I get it without sauce). Absolute worst pizza of my life. The piece of shit was like $25. I'll never buy a pizza from Pizza Hut ever again.
>>536969250I think they're just cheapening out and everything is too expensive now. Cut all corners to make an extra dollar. We have plenty of food I just don't know where it all goes, not here that's for sure. Grocery stores here almost everything is now from Chile, Mexico or a Spain greenhouse even though we produce the same fruits and veg here for years. Way more China stuff too which I refuse to eat so have to spend insane money for local garlic as chinks flooded trash garlic here
>>536964449What's your minimum wage? $15 at most? Your pizzas cost $17?Our minimum wage is $25 (AUD) for an adult in normal full time work, $30 for a casual, and a meatlovers pizza is $18 at my local Domino's.
>>536969219>22% tip for carryoutWhat the fuck, are you ordering carryout on uber? Just call the fuckers yourself and don't pay until your shit is on the counter
>>536963873They should make it 14.88, like God intended.
>>536963702It looks like that fake shit pizza, the Italian one, not the Domino's or Pizza Hut
>>536965408The stone is the "secret ingredient" without a doubt.
>>536969451Calling the order in won't get around being asked to tip at some point, and when you enter in $0 as the tip they will remember that and fuck with your food next time. I don't eat anywhere that tries to guilt trip customers into paying their employees a livable wage just because the kikes that own the stores won't do so. Tipping is only acceptable for sit down restaurants and pizza delivery.
>>536969431well we HAD plenty of food, but how much food do we have really when we took in tens of millions of pure dead eyed useless eaters? It's not like we somehow cranked up our production to account for all that. All of your meat is cut with fillers to a degree already, maybe one day we get to end our 19 hour work day with a 30% meat steak, wouldn't that be a treat? Every week some chemical plant or train explodes or derails, or a chicken factory explodes due to flaming somalis or some shit. The third world fucked us up big time
>>536963702I made pizza for $4.50.I burnt the cheese but that's because I didn't read the recipe before baking.
People would rather buy something from a local joint every once in a while as a treat rather than get an overpriced thing from pizza hut or papa johns weekly.
you can make your own pizza for like 6-8 dollars dumb niggers
>>536964250Made by pajeets who have shit hands.
>>536969867I made a freschetta four cheese pizza in the oven and it was fucking terrible lol, im not even sure any of the cheese on it was real. frozen pizzas didnt used to be so shit my mates
im glad theres an old local place I can get a good large pizza at for 15$, once that place closes up shop there wont be really any place like that left, just corposhit slop as far as the eye can see. I'll have to drive to another county
Make my own pizza. At most is 4 dollars a za. I worked at dominos as a kid. Their recipes suck now. It literally takes 10 minutes to make enough dough for 5 pizzas. Freeze the extra. Thaw dough in morning before work. Stretch dough after work onto pizza screen. Sauce, cheese, literally any topping. Pop it in the oven for 10 or 12 minutes. Boom full dinner. Costs me less than $20 a week to make a pizza every day. Also not filled with gmo bullshit. If you want to be a guido, make your own sauce with old tomatoes.
>>536968818How much is a large pizza from pizza hut? or dominos? $20? And it's barely even edible.
>>536963702Unless I buy frozen which is typically on the cheaper side, only pizza joints I go to are Little Caesar's and Domino's if they have any good deals in the app. Fuck the rest.
>>536964250Mmm burnt candle wicks and sperm. Healthy nutritious choice of toppings there, my leaf friend.
>>536970189a large is def 20+ and thats prob for a single topping, not even taking into account delivery/howeverthe fuck you are getting it. It will be pure shit, crust wont even be cooked, and each additional topping probably 3-4 dollars. legit no point lol
>>536963702A 16 inch pizza at Sam's Club is 9 dollars and it's good as hell. Why would you piss away money anyplace else?
none of the ingredients at a dominos or pizza slop or w/e are fresh either, all come prepackaged even and precut even the vegetables. the meats and pepperonis and stuff come in their own little doggie bags they chuck haphazardly everywhere, and you should probably never order anything with green peppers cause they've never been rotated
>>536963702Just make pizza at home. Its cheaper and can be just as good if you know how to make a proper pizza dough and have a good stone or screen. Its pretty easy to make and when you have dough already ready to go its pretty fast.
>>536970450Dominos has a screen under their prep stations. This mystery cheese topping gulash ends up on all their pizzas that dont have strict dietary restrictions. We used to put that mystery mix on the first and last pizzas of the day. Don't be the nigger to order 10 minutes before they close or you are getting 10+ hour old cheese and mystery bits of toppings on your pizza. By the way, when the cheese melts, you can't see what vile, expired topping bits are on your pizza.
>>536969709Just because the PoS machine gives the option to tip doesnt mean you're actually obligated or expected to do it. Pay cash if you want to test it out. I guarantee they'll hand you your exact change and then go back to whatever the fuck they were doing without even hesitating with a hopeful look. They might have a styrofoam cup with some quarters in it if its a family joint but thats it. Don't let the card terminals bully you anon.
>>536970768yea I saw a dude order one once from dominos, and he was like damn it they burned my peppers again. I had to break the news to him that the peppers werent burned (well they were) they were fucking rotten. it didnt really sit well with him
>>536963702Because of niche, gourmet places like pic related that are made to attract millennials and confuse boomers.You can still get a $10 xtra-large pizza from Costco or Sam's Club, make your own, or find a local place witha pick-up/carryout special.Pizza got hit by the same fast casual overpricing that Mexican food got infected with.
>>536963702>$1 of dough>$0.50 of sauce >$2 cheese>$3 meat toppings max>$0.50 gas for ovenhere's your pizza bro, $25 plus tax and tip
>>536964209This guy gets it.
>>536969709And by the way if you are going to tip, do it with cash, eye contact, and a personal thank-you so they remember you. That way they might actually return the favor. Otherwise might as well be tossing change in a fucking fountain, unless its dead in there they don't have time to read every receipt and see who tipped.
>>536968148>buying a pizza hut pizza with out a dealYou're weird, but also fuck the hut for ruining their point system
>>536970868Yeah the peppers rot super fast. They're pretty sliced super thin. Sent over frozen in bag and left to thaw in that bag. Then sit in a room temp cup for 8 hours until you order soggy rotten shit. I remember peppers sausage and onions being the most common toppings sitting in the mystery cheese.
>>536971130>sliced pretty thinIm drunk. Have a good night anons.
>>536963702People would rather pay $54 for a few handfuls of tandoori thrown into a bag with a couple slaps of nan delivered cold to their door than $20 for a pizza because muh app is waiving the $2 fee they charge for adding the $7 fee.
>>536963702Join the fast food boycott!!!! Let's keep shutting them down!
>>536963702>Customers no longer see them as good valueWell no fucking shit. Prices for pizza have gone up way more than all other types of fast food. It used to be you could feed an entire party with $50 on pizza. Now that same $50 barely gets you enough to feed a single person, especially when you factor in the fact that they've made the pizzas smaller. What they call an "extra large" now was a medium back in the 90s.
>>536971176I've seen people order a bottle of diet coke, doordashed on its own from sheetz. I no longer comprehend the kind of lazy degenerate shits who order food. It's a legitimate addiction, it has to be. Fucking peasants deserve the boot
>$0.30 worth of flour>$1-2 worth of cheese>$1-2 worth of meat>$0.50-1.50 of other toppings>$0.25 worth of sauceA home made pizza, a good loaded fancy one, is $5. A cooked one, allowing for profit, isn't unfair at $10-12. At $17 it had better have free delivery.
>>536971300>What they call an "extra large" now was a medium back in the 90s.You sure? I thought I was just being a fat piece of shit ordering myself a large for 2 days
>>536970894one shredder's revenge please and a large bang's root beer
>>536964411Italian pizza is the true abomination. Bland garbage with hardly any cheese on it.
>>536967871Ok poopboy.
>>536971422I think spaghettinigger pizza is more about the sauce and acidic flavors with cheese and toppings to help moderate that
>>536971372I love fat sluts so much. I'd fuck both of them raw and would cum inside. One on the left is the cuter one though.
>>536971344Yesterday I got a coupon for Round table pizza here, XL 3 topping pizza 45 bucks. That's with a coupon. Before covid they were 25 bucks for one of the xl specialty pizzas that had way more toppings, like the all meat marvel.
>>536971314You can see evidence of this on "deal" forums, the gymnastics people go through to convince themselves that it's some kind of deal to have the delivery fee waived and pay only twice what they'd pay for pickup or dine in and either tip big or risk eating food infused with snot.I think that you are right that it is some kind of addiction. They feel better about themselves overpaying for cold slop delivered by either a third world savage or embittered middle aged white guy than simply dragging their fat asses into a car and paying for table service.
>>536965133It’s probably your dough or your sauce or both or the way you cook it.
>>536963702What do you expect, they have indians making and delivering them.Dont touch those pizza's.
>>536971372>>536971472I also love those milfs, they usually secrete female cum since their husbands don't fuck them anymoret. I have a fat wife but I would rather fuck other fat women than my wife
>>536969881>4 hours later you have a mediocre garbage pizza that tastes like shit and a fuckton of dishes in your sinkMy time is valuable. Nigger.
>>536963702It's $10+ less if you pick it up yourself. You also don't need to tip and you don't get charged if you ask them for some parmesan or red pepper packs unlike when you try to order delivery or the extras online.
>>536964209based pizza broyou can do it the quick and dirty way in like an hourproperly you gotta let the dough sit in the fridge 1-3 daysbut its cheap and easymost ingredients should be on hand alreadysauce is literally just tomato sauce + tomato paste and seasoning and oilcook it at 500 degreesideally you need a pizza stone at minimumbut i do on just a cookie sheet fuck itif its just for personal use doesnt have to be perfect
>>536971481That's fucking crazy, is that delivered? I can make my own dough so that's a huge way to save money and improve your pizza, it's not exactly rocket science. I haven't paid for a pizza in ages. I did eat some left over Little Caesar's in a drunken rage the other day and it was OK. But just OK, the cheese was plastic at room temp.Had I not been drinking I would have rejected it as inedible.
>>536965154Grill with stone works the best
>>536971689it can be done with one large mixing bowl
>>536965010large and 3 toppings for $10, you guys are really lucky, down here a small one (10" radius) with one ingredient is $15 on several pizzerias and there are complaints of undercooked dough all the time and the fucking retards keep buying them. Yes, dollars.
>>536971300>used to be you could feed an entire party with $50 on pizzaYou still can, but I hope it's a party of your enemies...
>>536963702Tonight I chowed down on a nice Food Lion Meatza for $10. Pretty damn good for the price. These other pizza chains are crazy for charging an arm and a leg for some mid pizza
>>536971591Based. This is now a fat sluts thread.
Elections have consequences.
>>536969605Stone plus heat, gotta be like 600 degrees when you throw that shit on there or it doesnt work right. Used to have a genesis grill, we made great pizzas, my dad's place had a spirit grill with only 2 burners, fucking gay as shit bad pizza.
>>536963702I can't afford to leave my house much less buy a pizza, 17 bucks might get you a small cheese pizza around here, if you want the works it's closer to 30.Every time I leave my house it seems like it cost me around a 100 bucks it used to be around 20 bucks..
>>536963702Pizzas are getting smaller by the day and they are starting to smell like poo.
>>536963702Every fucking article is clickbait now. Every single one. Instead of just saying>Papa John's and Pizza Hut closing 200 locations due to coststhe article is designed to trick you into clicking on it to figure out who it is. Every article I see uses that exact cheap trick now. Even from the big (((respectable))) papers, its basically "Warren buffet says you can grow rich using this ONE WEIRD TRICK"I'm sick of seeing this level of clickbait everywhere I look.
>>536963702Domino's still has $8 large one-topping pizzas.
>>536964411Pizza is an American food, dumbass.
>>536972006Their "large" though is the size of a medium or small from the 90s though. Shrinkflation hit the pizza business more than any other food-related business
>>536971780If you have a safeway/albertsons in your area their stores' ultra thin crust usually drop to like $2 pizza. Decent pizzas, but scrape everything off and add more sauce, cheese, and whatever other toppings you want. Sprinkle with a it of italian seasoning and blast it at 500-degrees.You don't have to do everything from scratch, but still far superior, and cheaper, to most local/chain places.
>>536963702If you go to a supermarket, buy the ingredients for a stew, minced beef, potatoes, greens and cook at home you can probably do so for $2 per plateful or less.And a much better meal.
>>536964209shut the fuck up
>>536963702I've never gotten a prize w/ my pizza.What the fuck..Now, a box of Captian Crunch? Different story all together.
>>536972359Cool. How many brown people did you see today?
>>536964209you don't put fucking SUGAR in a pizza dough, what the fuck is wrong with you people
>>536963702Pizza is incredibly easy to do at home and 10x better. You also get better ingredients. Giant goyslop pizza chain get what they deserve.
https://youtu.be/dW6WLORBKYg
>>536963702Using retail store prices a high quality pizza costs about $6 to make so I have no idea how you fuck up a business that has well over 50% revenue over material costs using worse ingredients at scale. As a chain you should already know how to market. Pizza is very easy to make at home it’s like 30-45 minutes of active time from dough to serving it takes longer to clean up than to make and it’s better in every way from 99.9% of shops you’ll find in this country.
>>536975218Operating expenses.
>>536975278pretty sure the entire management chain gets paid out of labor costs too
>>536969946No it wasn't. It's a tiny store. Bodega corner store size. And only young white kids, and I think one of the Iranian owners sons work there. You eat goyslop pizza
Just make a decent frozen pizza.It's the same shit.
>>536964209I make all the fast food stuff I used to eat out at home now.Curries, pizzas, Mexican, American, Chinese, Thai, Malaysian, Korean. There are recipes for everything on the Internet.
>>536964250In Caliwali (California for all you outsiders) you can get a large pepperoni pizza for only 5$ you just walk right in and you can leave with a pizza. Always fast and great service.
>>536964209disgusting greasy slop
>>536964209Based.>>536965017You just need the right ingredients
>>536966751>DFWok Ranjesg
>>536964250that shit is burnt
>>536964250Looks like they cummed on your pizza bro
>>536965471Same here broI just make my own now
>>536963702they raised the price and tanked the quality. I'd still pay 20 if the pizza tasted like it did 15+ years ago no way I'm paying that for cardboard tasting slop
>>536976704No it isn't>>536976773You never seen mozzarella cheese before nigger
>>536964239it isn't and I'm curious why these threads always attract absolutely kikebrained cunts defending the collapse of wages and massive increase in pricing.
>>536963702>Why is the average prize of a pizza now $17.61?Because cheap debt fueled investors buy commercial real estate and jack the rents until they get vacancies. They have now reached maximum rent extraction level. The higher the rent, the higher the calculated value of the commercial real estate, meaning that they can take out another loan based on the new assessed property value and buy another property and repeat the process. This works great in the boom phase, then when the slump comes they end up with too many vacancies and they cant lower the rent because that would make the assessed property value drop and make their company insolvent because debt > booked asset value. They try to cope with temporary rebates for new tenants and then eventually the company implodes when vacancies grow too large due to some external cost increase crisis deleting the customers of their tenants. Meanwhile the owners have extracted as much value as they can out of their real estate company and are ready to repeat the process after the bottom has been reached and another boom cycle starts. The company imploding is no loss to them. The real cost is on the bond holders, mostly pension funds and soverign wealth funds.
>>536977692that's a quiche
>>536963702They have spent nearly 2 decades with the money printer turned on.We are headed towards having the most millionaires in history.Bread will cost 100k a loaf but we will all be millionaires.
>buy pizza>its kind of okay priced. Not amazing>it tastes so bad that you would rather be hungry>pizza place goes out of business.>pizza is too expensive.>im not buying it.>pizza place goes out of business.We will return to cooking.
that seems too cheap for a pizza. maybe thats the first layaway payment
>>536963702I live in Wisconsin where we have a chain of food/gas station places called Kwik Trip. Their food is criminally good considering it's gas station food, and their pizzas in particular are comically better than most actual restaurant-quality stuff. It's insane. Best of all is the large pizzas, which are legitimately large, are $10. Thin crust is $7. Guess it just depends on where you are. The price for most things in Wisconsin is cheaper though, which is weird since it's a fully developed modern state unlike most of the midwest.
>>536963702Covid destroyed their business model. Pizza used to be almost the only option for delivery but now you can get food from every restaurant with Uber Jeets
>>536963702And yet you can buy a whole large pizza at Costco for $9.99. Admittedly the toppings are limited to either pepperoni or plain cheese. Not sure if they'd allow you to bring in your own.It would be interesting to see if they would allow you to purchase Costco groceries (mushrooms, bell peppers, Italian sausage, whatever) and use THOSE on your own personal pizza. Then there's no issue of "but you might have brought in stuff that's contaminated" because if it's contaminated then Costco would still be liable.
>>536964250>$700 pizzas full of seafoodwhat the fuck sort of seafood is worth $700 on a single pizza?
>>536977875There's no eggs. The middle is an inch of cheese. Chicago style is disgusting
>>536965722Gonna shave it first or are you a furburger sort of guy?
>>536968148>I can go to Costco and get a $10 pizza that reeks of dead fishYou must have something wrong with your sense of taste, Anon. Costco pizza is breddy gud, especially when they're so busy that you're getting a slice as fast as they can slice it straight out of the oven.
Bring in way too many foreigners, housing goes way up.Raise workers incomes so they can afford to live somewhere with multiple roomates. Prices go up.You cannot raise everyone's wages enough to live in society if you just keep adding millions of new people. You will never get them high enough.
>>536970189Dominos has that granulated-garlic crust dusting that is pretty nice. It's pizza, it's not some sort of haute' cuisine.
>>536965226>CarlIn America you can get a large pepperoni pizza for $5.00. We call this a "Hot Carl" here in CaliWali (California for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter. What food traditions do you have in your region?
>>536969250I noticed produce starting to suck two or three years ago.both wal mart and costco
>>536965017fast food chains and pizza makers use a shit ton of salt, sugar, and other shit for their dough, which makes their pizzas extremely tasty but also unhealthy, when you make your own dough, you use a bit of salt and it's all natural, which is why your taste buds are underwhelmedstop getting fast food and industry shit, it's all sugar and salt that tricks your brain into being good. Natural flavors are so much more intense when your brain isn't addled by goyfeed
>>536980311So I looked at the menu, and I guess they aren't selling that one anymore, or atleast don't have it visible on the menu. This is a picture of one of their $200 pizzas that they still have on menu. Personally I have tried a slice before, and it's disgusting because they use mash potatos instead of pizza sauce as a base. It's basically a seafood platter on a piece of dough
