Sorry...
poors are cattles.
>>536965458>10k That’s nothing these days
>>536965458You should be raped in your hairy asshole
>>536965458Honestly, that is still pretty broke.
hey i'm not broke
>>536965458you bitch if you don't have a $1 million net worth you're broke
>Has to work, no moneyBrokie>Has to work, not enough to retire until 65Brokie>Semi-NEETSemi-brokie>Full NEETRich>Full NEET forever, retired alreadyDa 1%.These are the official /pol/ power levels, if you're working you're broke. You can't go for a walk, go for a swim, go on vacation, go out to the woods for a week doing whatever you want, goon for a week with no responsibilities, work on a hobby for 16 hours a day, nothing.You are broke if you work. If you still work even if the bank balance is 500,000 you go into work to do a 40 hour work week and some NEET faggot who's daddy buys him pizza is living a better life than you.
>>536965458Truth. But also, 10k isn't much anymore. You really should have at least 6 months' worth of expenses saved up as an emergency fund. 20k is more realistic.
10K in debt because of a surgery I needed to have for a disease caused by genetics but triggered by stress, and that's with a job and premium insurance that cost $600 per month.Eat shit. Glorious times ahead when you get sick and see how it will financially fuck you. You obviously never had to attempt to navigate these issues....yet. enjoy
>>536965458If you’re a renter 10k is ok for a rainy day fund but if you’re a homeowner, better make it 50k.
>>536965773Nobody does. You are one car accident away, one medical fuckup or illness, one liability away from losing your "emergency fund" regardless. By all means keep acting like you have it together. You'll see. You think insurance actually makes you "whole" again!? Lmfao.
>>536965945And/or learn how to fix shit yourself.
>>536965458I don't hold cash like that, but I have assets exceeding that numberStill broke
>>536965458I have 11k in cash, 6k in precious metals and I still consider myself poor as shit.
>>536965945Homeowner/Landlord. about 200K is more realistic in the Northeast USA. Everything else is gravy..
>>536965659If you don’t have a $1 million liquid net worth you’re broke.
>>536965458>10K USDA whole used car?
>>536965458Average American household has over $100k in savings and cash. Even if it’s skewed a lot of people are rolling around in lots of cash. I mean you can’t really do anything with $100k unless you want to use it as seed money to start business to generate cash.
>>536965525just say "goyim"it's cleaner
>>53696624690% drive shitboxs under 10K. If you drive you would know that.
>>536965458If you think 10k is anything but change, you are poor.
>>536966286Yup>Start a business>Buy like IDK, a couple acres of detached land (that will not even be near your house, maybe you could hunt on it or something)>Down payment on a house>Can't do anything meaningful like retire, can't buy the house itself, basically you live the same way someone with 0 dollars doesIt's all the same until you have your own business, semi-neet, or retire.
>>536966286Okay, how about median household savings.
>10kThats not even going to cover 2 months living expenses anymore.
>>536965458>10ktry 100k my man
I finally figured out how to make money after scraping pennies for years. I worked shit jobs like retail until I was 29. The trick is taking out loans in combination of saving as much as you can, while also churning credit card and bank account bonuses and putting absolutely everything into the stock market while trading calls and puts. Im now at the point I dont need to do this anymore but I used to I not pay my rent I would just open 0 interest credit cards and put my rent on the cards then I kept opening new credit cards and keeping this up for years and putting the money for my rent on the stock market instead. Later on I switched to doing this with personal loans. Eventually I managed to make enough money to pay off all my debts and its finally time to coast. The magic number is six figures because then a 1% gain is a thousand dollars. You could fuck yourself with this strategy but I dont see how a normal person could ever escape the rat race any other way before age 65
>>536965458Okay but how much is actually positive net worth accounting the mounds of debt these retards put themselves into (mortgage, vehicles, etc)
>>536966669Isn't this just glorified gambling where there are more losers than winners?
>>536965458oh damn, can i have yours than?
>>536965458>10kUh huh
>>536965458I have $30k and I still consider myself broke, I keep it in my checking account because I can't into finances at all because I'm not even a little jewish
>>536966732The stock market grows at 15% and has for the past 5 years there are no "losers" until the shit crashes.And if it crashes but you don't hold seizable assets there's no different, goes to zero vs goes to zero.
I have negative twenty thousand dollars.
>>536966732Yes and no. When you gamble you play against the house where its mathematically impossible to win. Meanwhile in the stock market youre just playing against other people and winning is all about skill. I suppose its like poker.When I first started doing this type of thing back in 2017 I lost 60000 dollars and owed 30k for years but that was when I was a noob. I have since developed a mostly fool proof system. Summed up "preserving money is more important than making money," be slow, be patient.Sell calls on a green day, sell puts on a rec day. Buy calls and puts only when you have some news giving you full confidence in the move. Only trade stocks you know. Stocks are like bears, the ones that eat you are the ones whose behavior youre not familiar with
>>536965458Why the fuck would I need it if everyone else who I can easily take from has money?inb4 "nigger this nigger that"fuck you broke ass bitch and go continue munching on that kike asshole bitch
>>536965458>10 kEven $150 k isn’t much these days.
>>536966972This sounds very Jewish and probably contributes to shy society is so shit
>>536965458If you don't have 16 hours of free time a day, you're broke.t. NEET
>>536966862Do it to beat inflation. Just buy dividend paying exchange traded funds. Get Robinhood. It allows you to store money elsewhere and reinvest the gains, you don't have to pay taxes unless you withdraw it. You have to beat the Jew at their own game. It sounds more difficult than it is, it's just trickery and you can learn it.
>>536966972All my money is in shares of safe etfs but that gives me six figures in margin buying power which I then use to buy stock options on hugely volatile dangerous shit that I have watched every day long enough that I have a good grasp on where to set my strike prices. Most of the money I make is in stock options.
>>536967132We need to learn jew tricks in order to beat them.know thy enemy.There is nothing kikes fear more than motivated competent and capable conservative white men
>>53696545811k nowBetter get moving guys! Inflation waits for nobody but the asset holders!
>>536965458i had 11k then i bought a land
>>536966862Ladder 3 month T-bills. It's very easy, and you're never more than 13 weeks away from your money, and they're paying around 4 percent. https://www.treasurydirect.gov/Banks won't give you shit unless you lock up your money for 6 months minimum.
>>536965458I have -$11 I spent all my money trying to impress an e girl.
>>536966972>Sell calls on a green day, sell puts on a red dayAdding onto this, I usually sell my puts and my calls on the same stock at the same time, this is called running a wheel and it lets you profit twice on one stock in addition to gains from share growth. Dont be greedy, I dont do naked, run a spread tight with a wide birth on both ends of the wheel. Limit yourself to one or two stocks at a time so its easier to follow the movement. If the market suddenly shits itself close them at a loss immediately. Better to lose 10k than 40k
>>536965458You can be broke if you have a million bucks, if you owe 2 million, nigguh.
How do I make a lot of money quickly?
>>536965458Like, laying around in cash on top of other investments?
>>536965458>10kI save (and invest) 2X that at the end of every month.Holy shit /pol/ sucks.
