PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://x.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://www.whitehouse.gov/https://www.youtube.com/user/whitehousehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Announcement on Beautiful, Clean Coal, Washington, DC 6/4/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eafk0lNExQE>Pres Trump Signs Executive Orders, Washington, DC 6/3/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUzlV7-Dew>Pres Trump Cabinet Meeting, Washington, DC 5/27/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln-FnwDYE4Y>Pres Trump at Wreath Laying Ceremony, Arlington, Virginia 5/25/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of5RgBTc4Bg>Pres Trump New York Rally, Suffern, New York 5/22/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N6NIXzXliM>Pres Trump Commencement Address to USCG Academy, New London, Connecticut 5/20/2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRe6Sl9yLSY>Pres Trump Bilateral Meeting with President of China, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/wcuztPVlb08>Pres Trump Greets President of PRC, Beijing, China 5/13/2026https://youtu.be/fEv7B8-taYM>Pres Trump Hosts 2026 National College Football Champions, Washington, DC 5/11/2026https://youtu.be/w35pK9KGqMw>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks, Washington, DC 5/8/2026https://youtu.be/IByVie2qY30>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: https://files.catbox.moe/f4e8da.txtprev >>536959155
Ultimate MAGA. TBD!
MAGA and good evening, frens!>>536966462Thanks for baking, owlman, and I FUCKING VOTED FOR DEAD NARCO TERRORIST FUCK YEAH!
>>536966432>killing your enemies>instead of making taxpayers pay to keep him alive for 40 more years and protect him from families wanting retribution>"S-Stupid drumphies! If you kill your enemies they win!"
>>536966432Apparently this happened in the Aragua State and not Bolivar, still unconfirmed.Also there are rumors that he was watching a free futbol website streaming site called FutbolLibreAnd they tracked him because of that, basically FIFA was used as distraction for killing him
UNLIMITED USA USA USA USA USA USA USA>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA>USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USAUSA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I know she's a turboslut and off the rails nutso, but she's the kinda crazy that resonates with me. Idc what anyone says, I love this fucking woman.
>>536966320very slightly better yet again, fren, i expect to be back to normal some time in 2045you?>>536966386double lol (mostly for the latter, but good for us being good at yet another thing)>>536966434i think im on the mend, thank you and i hope you are well too>The grand poobah of Tren de Aragua just got whacked in Venezuela, and I expect this will generate significant seethe because Trump, etc.did they kill him in the middle of performing gender affirming surgery on a trans black child or something? >>536966549by this logic the turks dominated wallachia
>>536966519same dude but i don't want to see dead bodies
one day I will be baker on /ptg/
>>536966519It's going to be so good when we start bombing m*xico.
>>536966576lmao they're so mad that Elon bought Twitter.
>>536966576paid for with yuro or chink bucks no doubt. domestic funding sources for the left are drying up amid investigations and scrutiny from feds.
>>536966595Sore and tired, but still comfy. Glad you're doing better, even if it's just a step at a time. Hopefully we can boost that recovery rate! Overall, been a damn good day.>>536966586MANY ARE SAYING THIS!>>536966645I can hardly wait!>>536966616That's fair!
>>536966595>>536966267>anyway, henlo, plz, tell me, what news today? how have frens been?THE HEAT MAN, HOW CAN YOU STAND THE HEATalso I need to know how many tacquitos it's acceptable to eat in one sitting, for a frenhow about you frenimal? what tomboy politics today?
They to Open hormuz and save your fellow spook Friends from getting roasted by iranian missiles first langleybaker
>>536966585lmfao
>>536966595Manblur, statuscat?>>536966716Soon!
>>536966595>did they kill him in the middle of performing gender affirming surgery on a trans black child or something?Well the Trump admin did it so that's enough to get the usual suspects mad.Remember the simping over Maduro's capture and some of the hilarious responses?
>>536966589I love that video.
/ourgirl/ Abby looks happy these days. Would do a lot of awful shit to spend one night as this guy btw.
>>536966768Apparentely this is a pic of the incident.
>>536966759hey please see >>536955186
>>536966887hey please see>
>>536966851Look at his eyes. He knows he's the sole proprietor of the best set of titties on the planet. And when he looked at this cam he knew he'd be looking in the eyes of horny gooners. He's kinda funny looking but I got nothing but respect for this wrangler.
>>536966880>website wants to access you locationyah sure, why notACK
I seem to have hit the wrong button while facebutting my keyboard.. now all my replies are not inline with the thread. pls halp.
>>536966887I noticed he got real quiet when I saw that whilst lurking.
>>536966716amen to that and agreed. one more win, one less poison peddler who i assume is guilty of things that would make the salamancas cringe>>536966749>THE HEAT MAN, HOW CAN YOU STAND THE HEATi dont. all true kotlanders are pale motherfuckers because they hate the sun and stay indoors at all costs>also I need to know how many tacquitos it's acceptable to eat in one sitting, for a frenlike no guac or sour cream? no more than 8.with those? 4. >how about you frenimal? what tomboy politics today?very slightly better and without any motrin today (i think part of my problem was inflammation and motrin kills that). now we let the dulcolax do a little spring cleaningthe tomboys have been annoying when they werent quiet today, which is typical.id nuke minsk for them but also like leave me alone too, girls, thanksyou?>>536966795today was average, you?>>536966809>Remember the simping over Maduro's capture and some of the hilarious responses?actually with all thats happened that seems like it happened a year ag->kektus>>536966851im no fashionista but every last aspect of his appearance is wrong somehow
>>536967073did yuo try turning it off and turning it back on
>>536967073shift+T
>>536967033>website wants to access you location
>>536967026Reminds me of this classic.
>>536967073HE SAID IT!!!!!
>>536967129Not as good as the last too but still great.
America will win the World Cup for the first time ever
>>536967140test. >>536967130yes.
>>536967145he looked straight into our souls. every man alive understands this manlet, and we respect it.
>>536967129You're goddamn right, my dude.
>>536967140THANKS!! >>536967154whut??
>>536967195not really
>>536967209
>>536967224you are insecure
>>536967166only because zesty niggers will steal the other teams boots.
>>536967026>of the best set of titties on the planetwoah woah woah let's not go crazy here. i'll be the first to admit those are some fine milkers, but the best? hitomi tanaka is still alive my dude. abigail isn't even close to 'the best'
>>536967249>you are insecureProbably is, but stop using modern woman speak. Its bad for the soul.
>>536967228
>>536967249ngl i've never hated being 6'1 but it kinda sucks
>>536967129>i dont. all true kotlanders are pale motherfuckers because they hate the sun and stay indoors at all costsI bigly respect the strategy, he was one angry mf today>like no guac or sour cream? no more than 8.>with those? 4.those are very reasonable guidelines, but I'm going 10 with sour cream>very slightly better and without any motrin today (i think part of my problem was inflammation and motrin kills that). now we let the dulcolax do a little spring cleaning>the tomboys have been annoying when they werent quiet today, which is typical.>id nuke minsk for them but also like leave me alone too, girls, thanksinflammation be a bitch, so I feel your struggle there. hope your new regimen works out. and I think we can all agree that the next update needs to include a mute button for women.>you?the fucking heat melted me today and I compared burner phone prices for when tranjans get too uppity but it's caturday eve and I got the AC blasting so none of that shit matters now.
>>536967166USA USA
>>536967279biggest != best
>>536967177>>536967209based h4ck3rm4n
MAGA
>>536967292Not woman speak. Little dude scored a massive solid 7 and was genuinely happy about it. So happy he told us all to go fuck ourselves with his eyes. Like a young lad with a small fishing pole reeling in a big bass, you gotta respect it. And if you can't, it's a you problem.
>>536967339yes.
i wonder if if jessie bannon trooned out or if race nipped that shit in the bud by firewalling questworld>>536967162outfuckingstanding!>>536967205damn right>>536967303>I bigly respect the strategy, he was one angry mf todaythat night mission with the big firehose is still in the planning stages>those are very reasonable guidelines, but I'm going 10 with sour creamwise. thats a healthy delicious fat>inflammation be a bitch, so I feel your struggle there. hope your new regimen works out. ty>and I think we can all agree that the next update needs to include a mute button for women.i asked q and silencerco to make a suppressor for them but they said womens mouths arent threaded and suggested duct tape>the fucking heat melted me today and I compared burner phone prices for when tranjans get too uppity but it's caturday eve and I got the AC blasting so none of that shit matters now.very few problems cant wait until tomorrow, i know that much. just continue doing nothing and see what happens
>>536967321i'm aware. there are far too many hambeasts with F-cups and up that prove that statementbut I'm a firm believer that the bigger the woman's breasts are compared to her waistline the better, with milk acting as a multiplier (milky E-cups > F cups)so long as you like big booba and bully chestlets as well we can be frens
>>536966432Venezuelan humor website (like the onion) called the Bipolar Capibara predicts Trump announcement about Venezuela hours beforehand>FIFA bombards security guard who was watching the game on TikTok
>>536967603Kek
>>536967507>that night mission with the big firehose is still in the planning stageswe're gonna get that big yellow son of a bitch, or die tryin'>wise. thats a healthy delicious fatI just checked the box and 10 is 2600 calories so I may have bitten off more than I can chew here, but wheels are in motion so I'll let the dice fall as they may>tyanytiem fren>i asked q and silencerco to make a suppressor for them but they said womens mouths arent threaded and suggested duct tapethe "there's nothing it can't fix" theorum continues to be proven true>very few problems cant wait until tomorrow, i know that much. just continue doing nothing and see what happensI like the cut of your jib, and the blur of your drive
>>536967603Lmao!
if I told you the jews manufactured a tragedy in order to extort the west into going along with their megalomaniacal plans, you'd call me a progressive, a democrat, a trannyif I told you which tragedy that was, you'd call me a nazi
ALWAYS AWOOWE WON 2024 LOL (AND 2020)SNEED AND SEETHE SHILLSGOD PROTECT TRUMPDROP THE HAMMERSMASH THE PLACE TO PIECESPUNCH THE SCORECARDHANG THE RIGGERSJINX THE JABBERSFINISH THE WALLHOLD THE LINENEVER CONCEDEDRAIN THE SWAMPSINK THE CHINKBAN THE TRANSBE KAWAIIDEPOPULATE ELITESWE ARE SUPER ELITESIT'S OKAY TO BE WHITEJUSTICE FOR LORIKILL THE SHILLDON'T BAKE THE CAKEBE BESTHONOR ABEREMEMBER CHARLIEDEFUND THE FEDSALL FEDS ARE BASTARDS (except ICE and Border Patrol)STOMP THE TURTLESTRONGER TIMES NOWBETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHERLIGHT THE FUSEPLAY MINECRAFTEAT THE BURGERISRAEL IS NOT AN ALLYTHIS IS ULTRA MAGA COUNTRYBANKRUPT THE BANKS!WOLFGIRLS FOR TRUMPERS!DUM AND GAY IS NOT OKAYKEEP POSTING THAT FUCKING RACCOONDEPORT THE HORDE!CHRIST IS KINGALLEY CATS FOR TRUMP!FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!TRUMP FOREVER!7/13 WAS AN INSIDE JOBBETTER WEIRD THAN QUEERALL GROYPERS ARE GAY FEDSPLUG THE LEAKERSRAKE THE LEAFSESCALATE TENSIONSMARS CHUDS UNITEHEIL SYDNEY SWEENEY'S GOOD GENESDONROE DOCTRINEUNLEASH CHANGGRAB HORMUZZY AND GAPE IRANUS!>>536966462>>536966519>>536966586>>536966595>>536966653Good awoovening frens!Heard USA beat some shithole country at that gay sport Americans don't even care about!How's threads been?>>536966640You're nuts>>536967166checked!
>>536967469HE SAID IT AGAIN!!!!
>>536967533I double-checked your figures and the math is definitely there
>>536967674y-yes?
>>536967673Good awoovening, fren! We beat Paraguay 4-1, and also we blew up the head honcho of TDA!
>>536967674w-why is she holding a ball gag
>watching sports allLower than the lowest low, plebian. Is that why some of you were not present to praise the emperor here?
>>536967734Its just like my Tom Clancy novellas.
NIGGER
>>536967734>We beat Paraguay 4-1, and also we blew up the head honcho of TDA!Sounds like a good day!>>536967739kinky shenanigans at the substation
>you said you wanted me to burn the fat off your ribs only so you look like a fallout ghoul right?yes, body, thanks>>536967658>we're gonna get that big yellow son of a bitch, or die tryin'thinks he’s so big>I just checked the box and 10 is 2600 calories so I may have bitten off more than I can chew here, but wheels are in motion so I'll let the dice fall as they maygood heavens above is that a lot in one sitting but you needed this >the "there's nothing it can't fix" theorum continues to be proven trueits like a cheat code i didnt have to enter>I like the cut of your jib, and the blur of your driveno u, now plz pray dweebers ass doesnt show up because i treasure that one 50+ year old actress who cant stop talking like you would…. youd believe it
>>536967790It's been a damn good day!
I LEAVE YOU A LITTLE GIFT.This is a photo of the gold mine in Venezuela that will be in the news in the coming weeks.Photo taken from the lookout post in 2018.
america won? hell yeah. lets bring it home.
>>536967823wew
Good awoovening! Just made it.
>>536967823Be careful friend there are many villains watching here
>>536967757Its like if Tom Clancy wrote for Sports Illustrated!
>>536967823explain
IT'S TIME to take the Highway to the /comfy/ zone!>>536967832Damn right, Tom! Also, your polished Doro will arrive shortly.>>536967823Nice!>>536967879Good awoovening, classy awoo!
IT'S TIME!(Verification not required.)
IT'S TIME
ITS TIME JESSU!!!!nn all frens and lurking dweebs
Now.
More like Troon de ArACKua
>>536967917 (Hello, Dorofren!)>>536967918>>536967919>>536967920>>536967921Well done!
>>536967920>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
>>536967879Good awoovening!>>536967917>>536967918>>536967919>>536967920>>536967921Good jobs!
>>536967917>>536967918>>536967919>>536967920>536967921YAY
>>536967672listen goy, with jews you win. don't over think it.
>>536967917YES!>>536967918>>536967919>>536967920 (nn, kotman!)>>536967921Great job, frens and kot!
>lol
>>536967693I need to sit down and actually figure out a proper formula one of these days>f(x)=((P*C)*S)/W>P = production rate in mL/hr>C = capacity in mL>S = breast size in inches>W = waist circumference in incheshm... that seems about right. C ensures that S is never multiplied by 0 which was my primary worry. now what to call the unit of measurement for booba attractiveness...
MAGA man, take me by the handLead me to the land that you understand
>>536967917>>536967918>>536967919>>536967921purrty good >>536967920mice
>>536967917>>536967918>>536967919>>536967920>>536967921
>>536967917>>536967918>>536967919>>536967920>>536967921Observing sequential digits.
>>536967917>>536967918>>536967919>>536967920>>536967921USA USA
>>536967893>Be careful friend there are many villains watching hereI'm reposting twitter news.I do not handle delicate intel>>536967908>explainI dont know, found it on twitter.https://x.com/Ulul4r/status/2065622121150062904/
>>536967917>>536967918>>536967920>>536967920>>536967921Perfect sweep, frens and kot!>>536967919Yes!
It's officially Caturday.
>>536967943>>536967953>>536967954>>536967983>>536967986>>536967989>>536967994>>536968015Thanks, frens!>>536967832Your polished Doro, as is tradition.
PRESS RELEASEThe Government of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela reports that, as part of a combined operation between Venezuelan and United States security agencies in the southeast of the state of Bolívar, organized crime structures operating in the area were dismantled.During the development of the operation, there were clashes with members of these criminal structures, in which Héctor Rusthenford Guerrero Flores, alias "Niño Guerrero", leader of a criminal organization, was neutralized.The operation had specialized technological support and was carried out through cooperation mechanisms and exchange of intelligence information between the authorities of both countries.We commend the work of all the officials and security agencies and institutions that participated in this successful operation.The Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela reaffirms its commitment to the fight against organized crime and will continue to take the necessary measures to guarantee peace, tranquility and the protection of our people.Caracas, June 12, 2026https://x.com/mippci_ven/status/2065636341019254845
>>536968026Seize the day by the pussy!
>>536968026It is indeed now Caturday!>>536968030Neat!
>>536968026correct.
>>536968111he looks like a man who fell for the classic rock CDs
>>536968069>as part of a combined operation between Venezuelan and United States security agenciesNgl this is still surreal to see.
One day I too will be a baker on /ptg/.
>>536968135I mean, it'd probably work on me.
>>536967917>>536967918>>536967919>>536967920>>536967921PERFECTION
>>536968026about 2 hours 51 minutes to go here
>>536966653>lmao they're so mad that Elon bought TwitterThe IDF shills are angry that America exists, because that is the only nation with Free Speech.
>>536966585San Juan de los Morros is not from Aragua State, but Guarico State
>>536968232Thanks, fren!
>>536968200i can confidently say it would not on me since i may or may not have pirated all of the classic rock I ever want to listen to years ago and I do not drink beernow if one came after me with Dr Pepper... well...
>>536968232
>>536968279Fair. I'd also fall for the ol' Dr Pepper trick.
>>536968257Same, but it just means I also get second Caturday.
>>536967943>>536967953>>536967962>>536967983
>>536968464Damn right we are, bee
>>536966880https://nitter.net/sentdefender/status/2065605250828923325#m
>don't date military or policeIs that a thing now in retard nomieland?
>>536968276Red circle is above San Juan.Way to the north
>>536968464
>>536966432Let God sort em out!
>>536966519Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty.
>>536967986>>536967989>>536967994>>536968015>>536968037i can't find the image i wanted so you get a queen bee picture
"GET PREGNANT" is an ancient tradition
>>536967145Post the followup.
Goodnight everyone, a new baker is now needed. Okay bye!
we'd be shitposting on mars right now if george washington just forced the kikes to snip their niggers at the port of entry
Not fake news. JD Vance will be on the View this coming Tuesday. Those old hags might melt.
>>536967823
convinced it's all kike bots in here, with a handful of real americans thinking it's all maga buddiesif it was real traffic you niggerkikes would be talking about football 4-1
>>536968858You can't get 1 point in football.
>>536968695It's a bit of absolute kino, for sure.>>536968709Based.>>536968808Goodnight, owlman! Sleep well! I can bake one.
lmfao there's some really good gore of the killed cartel leader in venezuelai'll only post one because this site is sensitive with gore these days>>536968858anon i talked about it the entire game
>>536968813>giving these freaks the attention they cravefor what purpose, them and their viewers live in an alternate reality, nothing you say will cure them
doro can i get the video of the scot going to bucc-ees i cant find it
>>536968918this is (probably) the dead cartel niggers from the strike in venezuela
HAHAHAHHA in venezuela people are looting the cartel safehouses / warehouses because the cartel members are running scared
>>536968886>Poojeet is seethingAh, I was wondering why I could smell curry and cow shit from here. Glad I have it filtered by default.>>536968954I'll see if I can find it!
>>536968030>This image is an artistic interpretation
>>536969008>I could smell curry and cow shit from here. Glad I have it filtered by default.how can you smell if filtered? filters are bloody faulty, bastard
>>536968918>>536968958>>536968999AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hey isn't it weird how usaid gets defunded and splc gets exposed and suddenly niggers are incapable of rioting?
>>536968813Eh, I doubt that's going to be as entertaining as it sounds. JD is far too polite to tell those cunts off. He will get a few good things in, but it's mostly going to be those bitches yapping at him and trying to get their gotcha moment while their audience barks and claps like seals. I'll wait for the clips,
>>536968954https://x.com/shaunvlog_/status/2065160101514637776?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2065160101514637776%7Ctwgr%5E33aca246403df6eac83fcfe9053b3c3a60a843c1%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.foxnews.com%2Foutkick-sports%2Fverdict-europeans-obsessed-rural-america-2026-world-cup-stayHere!
>>536969189>>536968954https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/verdict-europeans-obsessed-rural-america-2026-world-cup-stayAnd the article I found it on!
>>536968858>you niggerkikes would be talking about football 4-1Football season hasn't started yet. I don't give a single shit about SOCCER.
>>536968958finally a good post from you
>>536969176This. It's a humiliation ritual.
>>536968958oh no how are they meant to turn there lives around and become functioning members of society now?
>>536967908it’s hegseth
>>5369692814-1!
>>536969244They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
>>536969244they hit her with a sledge hammer.
>>536969293Fertilizer?
>>536966589She's a total MILF and also insane. I'm sure she fucks like a pornstar. But she's also a woman and has no business being in politics.
>>536969364oh you`re one of those who hate the mother planet!
>>536969268It's football nigAnd as long as Argentina is the world champion, it's actually Futbol
>>536969318sorry i am not a europoor or a mexican that just looks like a mathematical expression to me!
>>5369693183?
>>536969490MIGA's trying to be funny, your american sports scoreboards and UI design on TV graphics looks like Chinese characters
>>536968808i will bake
>Indian flag replied to meIck, good thing it's autofiltered or else I dread to see what slop was written lol.
How much izzat do you think the poo is losing per second right now?
>>536969490No I think it's an Apehoop finals thing, they got 4 wins and 1 loss so they're the grand champions.
>>536969635I've already claimed the bake.
>>536966749>also I need to know how many tacquitos it's acceptable to eat in one sitting, for a frenI wouldn't admit to eating more than 10 by themselves, 8 if you have side dishes
mid thread stall.
Accuse Russians on doping and dope all the 11 niggers in your futbol team
>>536969967It's Caturday, we can stall a bit
>>536969699Use this if it hasn't been used yet, dororoAlso see this >>536940100
>>536970008>dope all the 11 niggers in your futbol teami think performance enhancing drugs were used, the burger niggers were unusually not-tired at all and constantly able to dribble away at will
>>536970022double checked but incorrect.
>>536970026What's the context? I've been seeing that pic a lot today. I was gonna use the score from the game and a friendly "well played" to Paraguay.
>>536970026Also, kek
>>536970091Just an AI picture making the rounds with hilarious results
>>536970148Fucking KEKI'll need a clever title, then
>>536970148i heard a rumor that they were taking the hobbits to isengard
>>536970197DragonBaal Zog
>>536970026wtf Trump just personally walked into Rivendell and demanded Elrond's unconditional surrender???
>>536970131Also I had ten event tickets yesterday to roll, only one was a SSR. I got excited seeing its Tetra. But I rolled fucking Folkwang. Then today (well, late Friday) I got Mana with the purple gems and with one event ticket rolled Ark Ranger Black>>536970221Wot didju say
>>536970148>Trump in discussion to host the Tenkaichi Budokai.
>>536970270Nice! I haven't been able to pull Ranger Black yet, unfortunately, but I just need a few more single pulls and I can use the Gold Tickets to grab her.Also, I was thinking "Secret meeting in Rivendell Edtition" kek.
>>536970197all your base are belong to us. make your time
>>536966432MAGA
>https://x.com/CBSNews/status/2065522274271162400
>>536970433GOOGOO GAGA
>>536970357Yeah I can't think of anything other than trying to work in >Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak to himBut that's too wordy
>trump is pursuing a deal to eliminate state level AI regulations in exchange for the federal government to mandate ID verification to use the internetWhy is he doing that?
>>536970510Maybe Council of Elrond.
>>536970357>"Secret meeting in Rivendell Edtition"perfect
>>536970510Kek, if only I could work that one.>>536970565Nice.
>>536970562It could work, but I kinda like the one I came up with.
>>536970594There used to be so many threads in /tv/ about Middle Earth's taxes and everyone shitposting lines from the movies while talking about accounting and stocks
>>536970517The Jews want him to
>>536970714Kek, sounds like fun. Reminds me of the "Meanwhile, in..." threads on /tg/ back when they still had fun.
>>536969318wait i forgot how are you doing SPORTSBALL when it is much much much more fun to do TRILLIONAIRE
>>536970517That's particularly stupid. They're already trying this in the UK and getting a lot of hate for it.
>>536970594sources say that the mystique of a secret meeting can never be underrated
>>536970840True that, my dude!
>>536970270kek
This based black rapper in a MAGA hat that Trump pardoned is donating $200k to Karmanjelo Anthony's family! Got what I voted for again!https://apnews.com/article/nba-youngboy-pardon-trump-weapons-charges-4e0129e9587c61a317acb4153b2e6f9c
I can't believe it's almost been 11 years since the Trumpageddon began
>>536971427Damn, the time really does fly.
>>536971493It's been a wild ride>>536971571Sounds like he came from a really good family, how could he have gone so bad
>>536971427
This team might go far this year.
>>536971627That is has, fren.
>>536971645i would have sex with her if you catch my drift
>>536967145
>>536971709nope i have no idea what you mean.
>>536971571Basic math, like most things that bewilder the ENTIRE culture and causes ooks of rage, is just to darn hard and likely racist.
AWOO, good night and God blessGod bless and protect our troops and our president and give them victory>>536971635still kino>>536971663https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qr0-7Ds79zo>>536971709nudge nudge, say no more say no more
>>536971935Goodnight, fren! Sleep well and happy Caturday!
>>536971427>>536971493>>536971635I always feel shame to admit that I technically worked for Randlet when Trump announced, out of misguided loyalty to his father. Before the year was out, however, I was working for Trump and never looked back to this day.
TRUMP JUST BOMBED CUBA
>>536972049Based, I voted for that.
>>536972015I recall you talking about that time. You were able to realize your mistake, though.
>>536972123I voted for him to bomb russia : (
>>536972100Lmfao too blatant even for chimpcago, doubt this will be passed. Send double the law inforcements
>>536972049great.
>>536971809Did he cheat on her and they broke up right after this?
>>536972049it's okthey're just getting cropdusted
>>536972049tf little Miguel gon do
>>536972049motherfucker you had me excited there for a second
>>536972049Damn you. I wanted dead commies and you LIED.
>>536972344i can't believe anons would just go and do that
>>536972269I have no idea
>>536972368It's a tragedy!Also, still baking.
>>536972344i'll take things leafs do for $1000 alex
>>536972437My evening is temporarily ruined.
>elon can literally buy canada nowoh no no no no noguess troons didn't burn enough teslas
>>536972344maybe it`s a Trump insider doing a poll?>should we bomb the cuba commies?>no idea lets ask the leading authorities on the matter.
>>536972463Teslas 41% themselves instead
>>536968005that Ulu4r guy is a larper, appeared out of nowhere with "news" that others had said already. He might even be a sebin glowie for all we know, like that pote de mavesa guy some years ago.
>>536972484kek
>>536969283For who? Hoes?
>>536972549mad hoes
>>536966432what do you guys think kikes are up to?>>536966853
>>536972711It's like if you are at war with these countries
>>536972604https://youtube.com/shorts/s9zTJ763IO0
>>536972711>California.Trying to start this years big fire to burn more housing so the politicians of the area can sell it to Data Centers for big bucks.
>>536966549Kek classic
>>536972975theres no housing there its a huge warehouse district surrounded by empty rice fields
happy third burrsday
>>536973113Henlo, Dutchfren!
just deport all the democrats>but that's illegalwow okay I'm sure the feds will sincerely consider arresting themselves after all the democrats have been deported
>>536972711kikes want things to be bad for America, but California tends to allow lunatics a bit more leeway to do shit like this. both of those things are related.
>>536973130Hallo! Also still worrying.
>>536973305Comfy Caturday
>>536973305I'll stay up as long as it takes for the next bread to be ready. Might not be the breakfast bread this time, but there'll be plenty of time for it in the morning, unless I change my mind and MAKE it the breakfast bread.
