>a group of Nordic aliens shows up at your doorstep>they tell you you must mate with their female>6 copulations per hour until insemination happens>your mission is to help them populate the cosmos and evolve life>they will use your seed to create an entire civilization>they call you "Adam" and her name is "Eve">either you accept this or you will be terminatedWhat do?
>>536969043I would decline. Nordic women are brutally annoying and often very ugly.
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>>536969043quadrupled israeli propaganda budget is truly out of ideas lmao
>>536969043DeclineI'm too contrary. They gave me an ultimatum and threatened to kill me so I'm not doing anything for them. I would had done it if they just asked
>>536969043Better be some tight Nordussy if she expects me to coom every 10 minutes
>>536969043I call the Pleiadeans and tell them that the Nords are up to their old tricks again.
>>536969043If they fix my retrograde ejaculation, I will love to nut in her, but untill that happens I'm not of much help.
>>536969043I only accept if she has the purest white cat ears not one single hair a different color and all my children be named after me so I dont have to remember there names
Would take the Pepsi challenge
but what if im gay? could I just fuck or get fucked by the nordic male but deposit my cum in a coup for a turkey baster insemination?
>>536969043Accept. I’ve disappointed bitches from all over the world, I’m not afraid of disappointing no space bitch.
>>536969043Women never talk to me. Zero exceptions. I will know it's a tranny and politely decline.
>>536969043So now we know whites aren't superior on Earth we got to cope that they are in space, huh?
>>536969043More like "a group of Nordic aliens shows up, but the U.S. government, NRO, NGA, tall greys and reptilians shoot down their craft before they can tell you telepathically that you're in a prison planet being enslaved and the government is complicit."
>>536969174Nordic aliens are immune to jewish propaganda and have never been exposed to endocrine disruptors or undesirable genes
>>536969043I want to see a waiver that there won’t ever be litigation for child support.
I'm not sure which is more ridiculous, expecting me to cum 6 times in an hour or the fact that her spacepussy is so busted that that's what it takes to get pregnant
>>5369690436 times is alot, 2 is best I can do take it or leave it
Cringe ass brown fantasy thread
>>536971392I prefer asian women desu, white women look like dog faced retardsgo look again at your mom and you'll immediately know what I'm talking about
>>536969043I would steal their ship and their weapons of mass destruction
>>536971679The dog face aspect doesn't begin until mutting, so i should look at yours instead, and then you to verify that it's only getting worse.
