Have a look at the charming, head-turning woman that started the Trojan War. Who wouldn't give their life to fight for this magnificent specimen of Greek beauty? The fresco discovered in Pompeii was garbage - Clearly the artist didn't understand the true black beauty of Helen of Troy. Now, get down on your knees and apologize to the real queen of Sparta.
>>536969354sank a million ships
>>536969354she puts the ooga in ooga booga
>>536969354Reminder that Helen's defining trait is her pale skin, like a swan's feathers.
>>536969354Felon of detroit. The face that closed a thousant stores.
>The face that stole 1000 bikesFTFY
>>536969354Even when she's dolled up it's still basically taking a shit on Greek mythology and history. Though the movie bases its screenplay on some gay woke modern adaptation of The Odyssey, so that's Nolan's rationale.
>>536969354Didn’t say in what direction, did it now OP.
>>536969354WE WUZ QUEENS N SHEI
Sheleniqua of deTroi.The booty that launched a thousand ghetto party brawls.
>>536969354That's a man by the way.Helen was a man.
>>536969354>for just the price of cup of coffee a day
>>536970356Kek
>>536969354Paris choosing to give the apple to Aphrodite and her showing him this as his prize must have been pissed.
>>536969847>Felon of Detroit>>536970356>Sheleniqua of deTroitop kek thanks /pol/
>>536970217I kek'd
>>536969354This is ackchually a great surprise choice:>retarded brother starts war>for who? some hooker from an alien tribe>no one needs that>takes 10yrs>lots of great men die>for what? some hooker.>ulysses is there, sees hooker is underrwhelmed wants to go homeI think the casting choice is a nice twist, because it highlights Menelaos rotten core and the entire idiocy of that stupid endavouralso Achilles>muh hero>cries cause he doesn't get shiny things he wanted>nice girl not his. *heartbreak*>diesfucking perfect casted with a tranny
Face that ignored a thousand chirps
>>536970703I think I'd prefer an adaptation of the foundation of the European literary tradition that didn't have any niggers in it, frankly. Or fucking troons.
>>536969354I rather come in a horse.
>>536969354She has very nice skin and symmetrical features. She’s very pretty dolled up, even beautiful. Filmmakers have taken liberties with the Classics for decades. Like the ‘90s Romeo + Juliet. Ultimately, Nolan’s film isn’t going to be the only Odyssey out there. The casting is interesting, curious to see if it works.
>>536970973That would have held water 20 years ago. We're sick of this shit now. Fuck niggers. Let them make their own stories about their own ape culture. The Iliad and the Odyssey are OURS. I don't want to see sub-saharans anwhere near it.
>>536970425holy fuck, no one else will understand, but i did
>>536970973>She’s very pretty dolled up
>>536970973I would creampie her nigger hole all day
>>536969354Didn't the greeks think they were gorillas upon first meeting them?
"“Helen, daughter of Zeus, came forth from her fragrant chamber, looking like Artemis of the golden distaff.”
>>536970973Ooga booga. Did you get permission from your wife’s boyfriend to type that up from your corner chair?
Yet another dei movie that I won’t waste my money on
>>536969847Like poetry. Thank you, Mohammad
>>536972191>Yet another dei movie that I won’t waste my money onAnd yet even without your (or anyone's) support she will win the oscar for best actress and the film will win best feature because of its progressive casting
