Germans have started eating our goyslop…
So?
>>536969791This isn't news. It only further confirms what we already knew. Europeans are extremely jealous of what the US has.
>>536969791Somebody post the copypasta about how Buc-ees is how all gas stations would look if the Nazis had won the war.
I feel like its bots pushing viral posts as fake engagement bait to drum up hype for world cup. Maybe US anons can say how the world cup is so far I haven't watched feels pointless if its not in Europe.
>>536970661This>>536970738>Buc-SSE’s>>536970940I don’t watch it if there’s any black people playing on European teams outside of the French, UK, and Belgian teams.
>>536970328>So?
>>536971013I'm American
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>>536969791This is US state propaganda, BTW. Literal North Korea tier of lying and coping and having fake/paid foreigners be "wow'd" by how great America is. The fact it's presented as some counter intuitive surprise in itself is an admission of how shitty it is here. Oh okay we're holding the World Cup here (why?), so we need state propaganda pretending we're a functional state and not a brown shitty paper tiger getting btfo by Amazon drones in the ME.
>>536971066I look like this and drink diet coke
>>536970940Most Americans don't give a shit about the world cup. I don't know why we are hosting. Traffic is already shit. Why is my city hosting games!?
>>536971124You don't look like that troon buddy
>>536970940I only know 1 person that cares at all and he has always been big about soccer, even doing some camps in Spain during high school. 99% of Americans would not have any idea it's going on if the media wasn't blasting it constantly. I'm not saying this with any exaggeration. Soccer in general is about as popular over here as American football is in the UK. In my entire life I have only met a total of 5 people with more than a passing interest in it. It's almost more like a niche hobby than a sport.
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>>536971230>>536971124Sorry I meant you don't look like her because you're a troon, she's not a troon
>>536969791Anon... you know almost all of our chains that are considered goyslop have thriving locations in basically every first world country on the planet, right? This isn't a new concept.
>>536971066we will get answers next episode, r-right?
>>536971370It's too late to take that back
>>536970940Mutts ruin everything their fat dirty fingers touch. Seriously, Americans don't get nearly enough the hate they rightly deserve.
>>536971586I wasn't asked anything
>>536969791they always want us to give a shit about the world cup but none of us ever do
>>536971833We still killed Netanyahud
>>536971370>>536971743He's got you there
>>536969791pump the gas station squirrel food into my ass
>>536971080>paying for advertising is best korea tier propagandadamn nigga, clutch them pearls any harder and you'll grind them to dust
>>536971833They're the best golem though.
>>536971833You're just upset that you're prone to hip dysplasia.
>>536971833thisif it weren't for america, israel would be buried beneath the sand
mustve been quite the experience>Scorching hot 100 degrees F (or whatever that is in cuck units, probably like 45 or something) weather? We don't feel that in Germany>What's this magic box blowing cold air into the building? We don't have these in Germany>Why is this burger taking up more than 1/100th of my plate? We don't each this much in Germany>Tipping the waitress's canoe? Oh you better believe we don't do that in Germany
>>536972360I laughed like Predator during the countdown scene at this.keep doing gods work lad
>>536969791I hope they enjoy the Dirty Pepsi
>>536969791I mean have you seen european food? It's fucking disgusting.
>>536971833Things not panning out like how you thought? No need to hide your real contempt anymore, kike.
>>536969791 Hamburgers and frankfurters are American culture. The Germans must not be allowed to appropriate this.
>>536972590jellied eel is tasty
dont give a shit about slopjust wanna shoot guns and go hiking in vast national parksamericans are so lucky wit htheir nature and endless space, i dont think they appreciate it enough
>>536973067kek>>536973251this fuck the cities and their goyslopI wish we had their gun rights or nature
>>536973251yes, go hikingamerica's vast primeval forests are completely safe
>>536969791Buc-ee's or Taco Bell ain't got shit on my man Mustafa's Döner Kebab store down the street. We got our own, proper fast food, and definitely don't need this amerigoy slopThis will fail miserably, just like attempting to set up Wal-Mart in Germany did in the 2000s
>>536969791Advertising slop, rightoids are so goddamn easy to manipulate.
>>536972199Sorry I forgot to add that the difference is that NK is based and redpilled and all their propaganda is true, while the Jewish-run kike USA lies and copes about how bad it is.
>>536969791>a man goes eating food he doesn't have in his own countryhow is this newsworthy?
>>536973388Nobody cares about stinky goat meat on a stick. Gas station beef brisket in the American heartland is a high quality and a better grade, Hans Frans.
>>536969791germans are slaves.
>>536970328>why don't you eat fecal matter like we do IN GERMANY
He’s going to immediately gain 10 lbs. and wonder why he suddenly feels like shit all the time.
>>536973961mutt food is infested with shit.
>is in america>eats american foodYes, so? What else is he supposed to eat?
>>536974005Probiotics increase your midi-chlorians allowing you to be in tune with God.
>>536971833>be kike>puke antiwhite bileovenNOW
>>536973961I'm American
>>536974098>antiwhiteYou will never be white. You are a mutt and I'm anti mutt.
>>536974184No, you're an attention seeker.
>>536969791Imagine how fat he is going to get
>>536969791>chilisfucking grim
>>536971066Maybe one of the most ironic things about the current late stage capitalist dystopia is that Diet Coke is actually less healthy, thanks to artificial sweeteners killing your gut biome.>Drink diet coke because you don't want to be fat>Gut bacteria killed >unable to break down food as well>Less serotonin being produced >Fat and sad because of a product that promised less fat and happinessSAD
>>536971075>ehhhh look at this heeb pedro, he has a bridge on his nose ajajajajaja
>>536969791>tried iti was about to saythey got buccees on the germoney?thatd actually probably make a ton of money desu. just slap a buccees every couple dozen miles on the autobahn
>>536974184Based foreskin muncher, death to all mutts.
>>536969791That slush looks disgusting even by my standarts, I hope the meat won't give you cancer at least
>>536974336That's not what a bridge is you retarded kikeslave.That "German" has a fucking beak and you know it.
>>536970940This. It's been a lot of bad publicity surrounding the WC, so now shills and bots are trying to better the image of the US.We ain't falling for it Shlomo.
>>536975491>aquiline noses are jewishWhatever you say pendejo
>>536971080I can actually see it. Anyone golemoid enough to go to the US for the fucking world cup instead of for visiting your national parks, or even some of the cities, is quite likely to be wowed by the goyslop you serve that didn't make it over here
>>536975811>having a literal beak isn't Jewish>being a hook-nosed kike isn't JewishWhatever you say, Schlomo.
>>536970661>Europeans are extremely jealous of what the US has.Indubitably. :^)
>>536969791This feels like 3rd world tier propaganda>Look at how the foreigner is absolutely amazed by our random store chains we're so lucky to live here!
>>536970661Complete delusional take we have our own fast food chains and stalls we don't need to eat your unhealthy crap.
>JEWTUBE YUROGRIFTERS ARE SAMPLING AMERISLOP, AMERICA WON
>>536971330Why don't american like football ? It's a brown people game.
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>>536970940>to drum up hypeThis. It's been a disaster so far with half-empty stadiums, poor organisation and terrible handling of players and officials. Trump will no doubt use the interracial homoeroticism about to take place on the people's lawn to the tune of Milli Vanilli as a coping mechanism.
>>536971066I think I know what anghkooey means now. And I like it.
>>536978675Pretty much like this, though Russia's bread is probably still better than US though that isn't a high bar
