>Be Elon>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital>Escape into books>Read more than 8hrs a day>Teach yourself programming>Sell a video game at 12>Leave South Africa>Sleep on couches>Work odd jobs>Get into America>Build a startup>Get fired from your own company>Start over>Build another company>Merge it into PayPal>Get removed as CEO>Your company gets acquired>Walk away with nearly $180 million>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets>People tell you you're insane>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree>Learn rocket science from textbooks>First rocket fails>Second rocket fails>Third rocket fails>Divorce>Public humiliation>Cash running out>One launch away from bankruptcy>Launch anyway>The fourth rocket reaches orbit>NASA signs a contract>Survive>Tesla is weeks from collapse>Save it at the last minute>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.>Land one.>Then another.>Then dozens.>Turn science fiction into engineering>Get mocked for betting on EVs>Turn electric cars into status symbols>Force the entire auto industry to follow>Build the most valuable car company in history>Launch astronauts into orbit>Create a global satellite internet network.>Buy Twitter>Fire most of the staff>Rename it X>Walk into politics>Risk your reputation>Risk your companies>Risk your fortune>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists>Keep building anyway>Become a TRILLIONAIRE
>>536977943He’s actually a low IQ retard. He’s just a puppet of Satan. Sold out for pedos.
>>536977983Satan doesn’t exist. Grow up and stop with your retarded fake bullshit.
>kike fanfiction about ElonI hope you're getting paid to spam this shit. This is just pathetic. Also the holocaust never happened. That's another kike fairytale.
>>536977983>He’s actually a low IQ retard.So true fellow Destinysister
>>536977943of course its a brown Groksucker glazing Jewlon
>>536977943>The First TrillionaireI'm so happy for Elon.
>>536977943He is going to so something insane with it like buy 2 trillion hamburgers or something on a dollar menu at Mcdonalds
>>536977943Is he Batman or Iron-man?
>>536977983kys retard christcuck. He worships jews but so do you.
>>536977943none of this happened, did it?
>>536977943He didn't get bullied so badly he went to the hospital. He told a grieving kid that his dad was a moron for committing suicide. And, the kid sent Elon to the hospital. Elon Musk's Dad admitted that in an interview. His first millions is from his Dad's friend getting an engineering team to fix Elon's program, and then negotiated and pulled strings to find a buyer. The rest of his businesses are just schemey deals or gov't contracts. He's a defacto high level gov't worker. Like a Fauci, but for tech.
>>536977943that story is pretty crazy but I think he just got groomed and turned into yet another actor. The real elites don't show themselves in public for obvious reasons and you can't google their wealth or ask GPT
>>536977943>Become a TRILLIONAIRE>take drugs and shitpost onlineSo what's the point?
sooky homos are insanely jealous of elon. he fucking mogs the entire planet say whatever you want about him. the guy basically made this entire system his bitch. yeh hes a fucking weird sped sometimes and some takes are mid but he still pulled off some impossible bs that 99.999% of the planet would fail at doing.
>>536977943>>Teach yourself programming>>Sell a video game at 12What? What was his game?
>>536977983This. Kill all kikes. Kill all philosemites.
in europa he is still billionaire in order to be a trillionaire u need 18 zeros
>>536977943Yeah thats all bullshit, he's a frontman for the US state.
Why are brown people drooling over this drugged out sperg?>girls ftw
>>536977943Weird fanfiction
>>536977943where is part that he is jewish?
>>536977943It's only temporary. Market bubble is so insane he'll be the first person to lose 500+ billion.
>>536977943He was driven to school in an Aston Martin by a driver from his parent's mansion.He went to live on his Aunt's huge farm in Canada.He is a myth like all American "self made bootstraps" fables.
>>536978240Bibi is basically saying he bent the knee and kissed the ring. Elon is a bitch
>>536977943I find it funny how no one quotes him because he's never said anything profound, so he has to post quotes of him, praising himself, with a picture of himself.
How many shills can you buy with 1TWe about to find out
>>536978249And $1.1T is like €0.9T.
If a chimpanzee hoards resources the troupe will murder him.
>>536978321literally all these actors have connections to glowniggers, royal families, jews, etc.
>>536977943>build your wealth instead of only complaining and lashing outMore people should do that, we'd have a lot less crime.
>>536977943say what you want about him, but the guy has ballseven if you assume he had a safety net behind all of this, it's still ballsy to go through against the grain so many times.
>>536977943I don't give a fuck how cringe he is, I love Elon, savior of the west
>>536977943The sad thing is about it is that he's never emotionally stopped being that bullied kid. Still feel the need to lie about being good at games and other dumb shit.
>>536978448I wish the fuck he would flood the internet with shills to drown out the terminally online homosexual activists.
>>536977943+Tesla reported a GAAP net income of $3.79 billion for the full year 2025. -SpaceX reported a GAAP net loss of $4.94 billion for the full-year 2025.-xAI did not record a net profit in 2025; instead, the AI startup posted a staggering operating loss of $6.36 billion on $3.2 billion in revenue?twitter doesn't report income/losses but is estimated to be running at a loss?boring company doesn't report income/losses?neuralink doesn't report income/lossescomparison: McDonald's reported a full-year net income of $8.56 billion for 2025.
>>536977943>be extremely rich kid>become richer
>>536978964Indeed. He's a broke bitch. Everything he "owns" is assets.But if you look even closer, most of "his" assets are publicly traded, meaning that he owns fractional amounts of "his" assets.Yet commies think money is real and they can steal it from a poor African man.
>>536977943ok elon...we get ityou can have an invitation -sincerely epstein
>>536978919If you use x or fb your a faggot
>>536978249That's fucking retarded. You should stop doing that.
>believes the advertisement anon..
none of you coping idiots are able to refute a single point op made
>>536977983Trump did that because he wanted to, Elon did it because the Jews were going to kill him if he didn’t. Its a humiliation ritual to remind him who is in charge
>>536977983>JUST A POOR EMPOVERISHED AFRICAN KID WHO LIVED IN A MUDHUT>BULLIED BY HIS PEERS, JUST LIKE THE SUPERHEROES ON TV I GREW UP WITH>NO HELP NO RESOURCES, HE BUILT IT ALL IN A CAVE, FROM SCRAPS! JUST HARD WORK AND NO SLEEP! ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE IF YOU PUT YOUR BOOTSTRAPS TO IT!
>>536977943I think he should also be taxed like a trillionaire.
>>536980358I think elon is cool and the shit he does alright. Starlink, tesla etc. all fine.However i see economic disparity and the super wealthy sucking out all the assets from the average person as a bigger issue than colonizing mars.There shouldn't be billionaires or even trillionaires. We need some sort of „sane“ global wealth tax for that kind of fortune.
>>536982414I have never heard a communist ever properly argue for how a society where "billionaires" are outlawed would work, but then again, refuting it requires more than adolescent thinking abilities, I suppose.
>>536977943>Build another company>Merge it into PayPal>Get removed as CEODude stole merchant software called Infohaus from First Virtual Bank, which was the first iterations of 2fa using smtp, and opened it up for anyone to use within paypal which completely disregarded the security side of it. Then when the other guys at paypal found out elon stole it, they removed him from ceo.Hope this helps you op!
>>536978964He obviously does all sorts of accounting gymnastics, nothing new here. On paper these companies are dirt poor and running on a loss for obvious tax reasons. So did amazon for decades btw as well, cause they cranked out a dozen new extra large warehouses every month.A lot of the valuation is tied to abstract expectations as well as underlying realworld assets eg the datacenters or rockets.
>>536977943Sleep on couches while your father has an emerald mine...
>>536982555We‘re already in a position where 1% owns 90% of the assets and 10% own 90% of the income. I don‘t see any benefit here for society other than thinly masked slavery as especially the younger generation will never be able to afford homes or families outside of those that inherit or win the lottery.
He's still a giant faggot. If he just sit in the background like Gabe he'd be fine, but no, he believes he's tony stark.
>I bet he can share all this happiness with his family who lo-oh….
>>536977943elmo eyes
>>536977943>be Elon>be son of emerald mine owner>become "self made man" worth a trillion>still get utterly ass blasted over gamers calling you shit at path of exile.
Elon is a piece of shit that has failed upwards due to sociopathy and daddies money. He paid someone to become rank 1 on Diablo 4 and pretended it was him lmao.
>>536978075I'm still waiting for Wayne to become a ten-thousandaire
>>536977943>be Elon>use family wealth to pay people to make things for you>the endFTFY.Elon isn't a genius or an engineer. I doubt he even knows how to code beyond what any anon can learn from youtube videos.
>>536977943STOP FUCKING SPAMMING THIS NASTY FUCKING JEW FUCK YOU JEETOID OP FLUSH ALL FECALOIDS TO HELL
>>536977943Don't forget that he came from a "poor" family
>>536977943>Keep building anyway>Make a company that doesn't turn a profit, yet has a 2 trillion dollar valuation>Become a TRILLIONAIREFTFY
>>536982555The u.s was founded on capitalism and the rich were taxed out the ass precisely to prevent them from you owning nothing and being "happy". Monopolies were broken up, violently sometimes. It wasnt until the late 1800s when the federal government flirted with laissez faire capitalism were these psychopaths able to accumulate and start hoarding wealth which inevitably ended with anti-trust laws and the banker/corpos getting knocked down a peg. And what happened? They formed the federal reserve to slow-burn the u.s to the ground.
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>>536977943>first trillionaireha..ha...hah...hahAhAhA..hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAAhAAHAHAhAhAHAhahAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANOT BY A LONGSHOTall the rest of your story is also bullshit. you're just an asskissing jeet, like all you jeets are
>>536977943a few corrections>born the son of an emerald mine owning russian jew>get bullied for being a weird gay kid>befriend American oligarch's gay son Peter Thiel at University>beg Epstein to go to his Island>use connections to get government funding for all of his companies
In exile, one could rugpull the market, self-liquidate the companies, and leave for Russia or China.The USA has all these new security problems in congress not regulating or pressuring rich people, and not protecting citizens from their fraud and abuses. Rich people are participating in the corruption though AIPAC, political donations, insider trading, ensuring monopolies, and open bribery.CNN does a lot of reporting on abuse and ensures you feel unempowered, so the power structure remains the same. The talk show hosts propagandize procedure, processes, moral debate, as the way to solve the our problems that they are reporting on. But it doesn’t solve the corruption ever. Voting doesn’t solve it very well because of lying. So you are left wondering why the problems aren't fixed, and why voting is not helping.You can have Elon and Trump in jail tomorrow if you believe. And if you put the right type of pressure on your representatives to do something to fix the corruption. If they don’t fix our problems (which cause is Elon and Trump, and people surrounding them), you must come up with a self serving solution.Because all the news and politicians are going to try to stay in their role and they will keep accepting money from people like Elon or from Israel, or from corporate CEOs trying to steal. They will keep using moral outrage and legal processes to present the solution.So you can have justice but the normal way of doing things, to sit back and hope the lawyers and politicians figure it out,, is not going to remove the corruptiom. It will not solve the massive debt they have run up, not protect your money, not give you more real services.Again, with the right social pressure Elon and Trump can be in jail tomorrow. You just have to believe
>>536980358When Elon musk went to college in the US mommy and daddy rented him a 10 bedroom mansion that he threw ragers at. He dropped out of school shortly after. >crashed on couches>worked out jobsSure buddy
>>536977943Story forgets that Elon's father owned emerald mines, they had so much cash it didn't fit their safe, they lived in one of the biggest mansions in Pretoria and had a private airplane amongst other things. Such a "self-made man".
Before you accuse me of being anti capitalist, im not. Elon is a commie who uses the government to create social investment monopolies. His companies aren’t profitable capitalism. Hes a commie abusing our government system and moneys
>>536977943Don't credit him for the money lol.All he did was create a shitload of shares, own them, and make his big hype machine a publicly traded company.Other people gave him the stock evaluation.Other people gave him the money.
>>536977943>muh meritocracy
>>536985037This. He got most of that trillion from daddie's emerald mind.Plus he's from South Africa so he's probably a racist POS anyway.
If you take away the concept of dollar bills and being rich, Elon just has a virtual paper saying he owns huge parts of the U.S. government contractors…(Space X…)Elon now owns your parents retirement accounts through S&P500 index funds with this virtual ownership scheme. It has very little to do with trade or dollars. He is a monopolistic owner of the government and now your parents wealth too. This is purely a social scheme without the normal benefits of socialism coming back to all people involved.
>>536984922>Story forgets that Elon's father owned emerald mines, they had so much cash it didn't fit their safe, they lived in one of the biggest mansions in Pretoria and had a private airplane amongst other things. Such a "self-made man".anon there are a lot of people who had emerald mines over the years and none of them have become trillionaires
If elon has all these contracts, stocks, implying ownership. And he’s kinda shit. The fix for (society) is to break these contracts with him. And say Fuck you!
>>536978179The kid pushed Elon down a flight of stairs i think.
>>536985879Elon and rich people’s manipulation is rigged into the US dollar system inherently. Which is why trump wants control of the treasury and the central bank, and to check on fort knox gold. Its bad. Its all being rigged.
>>536977943Ok, but now he need to rech something more than a nice idea with a prototype that explode. He is getting old amd its best achievement is being financed by hype
>>536977943Meh
>>536977943severely under taxed individualmight sacrificed firstborn to Moloch
Elon has exploited all systems of tech development, and governance in the U.S. simultaneously with promises. To ensure he remains at the center. He has done it so systematically I believe he is just a Russian or Chinese.
>>536985772Whats your point? We have to grow up with these fake and gay rags to riches stories but it always turns out the person was never poor and always had the right connections. They did this shit with Andrew Carengie. He was just some impoverished Scottish immigrant whose sticktoutiveness and innovative and entrepreneurial spirt helped him to realize the "american dream" but as it turns out his family owned coal mines or something and were wealthy aristocrats in europe. Lol. Then he went around telling anyone that would listen that he wasnt going to leave his children anything and would donate everything to charity when in reality he made tax shelters for them under the auspices of charity and self-reliance. A total fraud. Just like Elon.
>>536977943>Imagine making so much money that everyone seethes about you having too much money>continue making even more money
>>536986597They say Carnegie was an anti imperialist, I never looked into it
>>536986597he's not a rags to riches story. he's a success story, though, and you're retarded to think>BUT HIS PARENTS HAD MONEYmeans anything. The same could be said of every other billionaire out there, and none of them have done what he did.Acting like he's not an impressive person or chalking it up to his parents being rich is just the worst kind of faggoty sour grapes shit.Alexander the Great's father, Phillip, was the REAL fucking reformer and without him his son would've been nothing. Does that mean Alexander didn't conquer the world? Just shut the fuck up, you sound like a bitter faggot. >HE GOT MORE HELP THAN WE DID! THAT'S NOT FAIIIIIIR!grow up
>>536986687Lol. He was anti-government imperialism, maybe, but 100% in favor of corporate take-overs of countries. Just like his friends of the time who all got their monopolies broken up but were also using the military to secure their business dealings abroad. Look into all the "wars" the US was engaging in across the globe from the late 1800s up until the first world War and even inbetween ww1 and ww2. They were ALL business led military operations. Smelly Butler wrote about it in the 30s.
>>536987005>his parents being incredibly wealthy and connected has nothing to do with itNot even going to bother reading the rest.His immense leg up on everyone given his families ties and wealth doesn't even make his "story" an outlier. Its actually the expected outcome.
>>536987201Went to retard nigga town and they all knew you
>>536977983He's not low IQ you're retarded if you think that.But there was a period of Elon "love" where even Reddit was sucking his dick and for some reason people had this idea that he built rockets himself by hand or something not that he made companies and hired skilled/talented employees...
>>536978964The guy is a grifter and one of the biggest welfare queens in history.
>>536977943Imagine typing up this gay retarded “tags to riches” fanfic up about a nepo baby whose entire success had come from taxpayer subsidisation, extreme narcissism, and failing his way up in life. And you actually hit post lmfao
>>536985747Virtually all of our wealth is more or less IOU notes anon. Only precious metal chads can claim to have any wealth really.
>>536977943RESPECT to my idolLOVE YOU ELON YEAH
>>536985973he beat him up in a stairwell as elon tried to run away
>>53697794310 SPCX shares have been deposited into your account
>>536978103he is doing something insane with it: building a road to Mars
>>536977943> The First TrillionaireWrong
>>536992963>precious metal chadsLand chad here. I disagree. Unless you have a remote and fortified location you need to lower your tone when you speak to me. Precious metal plebs don't even own the physical asset but literal ious on the speculated valuation. Total plebs.
>>536977943False.Daddy Musk was a rich emerald mine magnate in SA. He paid for Elon & his brother's education in America. Elon bought a large house in the city he went to school in and threw large parties often. He barely did any work at his software companies and sold it during the dot com boom when established tech companies were buying every startup for massively overinflated prices in an attempt to corner the internet market (but no one knew yet how to make money on it).He used the money as a venture capitalist to bud his way into PayPal as a money guy and take over. Musk did not participate in any software development there. He then sold it and make even more millions of dollars.He then repeated the process with Tesla and got to work making connections with the elite and joined the Big Club, and the carbon credit system was invented in California & other places which is a corporate welfare scheme, and Musk gobbled up the lions share of these credits, which he leases to the other major car manufacturers which allows them to continue making ICE vehicles without suffering penalties due to emissions.
>>536977943>become a pedophile>beg to visit the child rape and murder island
>>536995892Explain to me how a title deed isn't a government IOU note (that it can rescind at will). Moreover, I was talking about physical precious metal and not paper gold.
>>536996117California even tried banning ICE production a few years ago and 13 states signed onto the deal which comprised of like 40-60% of the industry which would have pressured everyone into halting ICE production in order to conform to their standards. That was Gayvin Newsom btw. Hes a totally Chinese controlled golem. Musk was right on top of that shit too. "Yea bro, lets just ban the internal combustion engine and let me monopolize the industry fucking over everyone in the u.s". Electric vehicles are 100% about controlling peoples movement and making everyone poor. Government subsidizing anything other than research and development, in terms of business, stifles innovation. Im obviously excluding agriculture and social services but an argument can be made there as well. The reason energy storage sucks is because the government subsidizes already existing shit tech so there is zero impedes to innovate.
>>536996510>it can be rescinded You mean like how the federal government banned the purchase of gold and made american citizens sell what they had to the government below market value? That kind of rescindment?
>>536996841Touche. However, you can't smuggle land out of the country when push comes to shove..
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>>536997264I'm not leaving. Id rather die than mimic some 3rd worlder fleeing the land their ancestors developed. Im white.
>>536997526Maybe Joe Rogan should ask why Elon fought against a policy that would ensure children wouldn't be digging around in make-shift cobalt pits (radioactive btw) for materials for the shitty lithium-ion batteries used in Teslas.
>>536977943I'm not reading all of that, Elon. How's your tranny son doing?
>>536998088Joe should ask Elon why he wanted to go rape children on the island
>>536998177Another good point.
