>plan to finally get my life started and get a gf this year>got diagnosed with terminal cancer todayIt's been an honor gentlemen but it's truly over
I would rather goon
>>536980342I'm so sorry!
>>536980342Read the Gospel of John, you will like it.https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%201&version=NIV
>>536980342get on dating app immediatelymention terminal cancer first sentence in ur bionext sentence say you want to rail as many beautiful women as possible before its too latethen they trip over themselves to feel pretty
>>536980477>NIV instead of KJVngmi
>>536980342It was the US military that did this. They developed the chemical weapon known as "vaccine". Tribes stuff
>>536980342I'm terrified this going to happen to me due to all the alcohol I've drank over the past few years and all the black mould I keep inhaling in my flat
>>536980342well, sorry to hear that anon but you're probably not missing out on much. it would just have gone bad in the end, you'd wish you never met her and then had to live on with the all the regret and sense of loss. maybe do like anon says >>536980477 or, if not, just try to enjoy things a bit before you check out. anything youd always wanted to see or do etc?
>>536980342Lucky bastard, I'm still smoking like 40 cigs a day and hoping for death daily but alas, I'm still alive.Luckily I'm NEET gooner maxxed so life is pretty decent, but still, the faster it ends the better.
>>536980568You can buy an anti-mold spray off the internet for $5 mate. Just don't sleep in that room for 2 days.
>>536980846The purpose of life might be evolution of the soul. That's why there's so much friction, so that we can learn. Tldr try self-improving even if it's just the smallest nullity.
>>536980342If real, genuinely sorry
>>536980342lucky...Well go to Vegas and suck and fuck everything not bolted down.
>>536980342In a sense I envy you anon. You will be resting soon. Good night sweet prince.
jannies will move this to /bant/ and ban OP for 3 days just you watch
