I have some ancestry from Bessarabia and may be eligible to claim citizenship here. It's such a small country that you can run for political office and win just by not being drunk. Also tempted to go here just to bring home some hot 19 year old
>>536983403it's not a "country" but a breakaway region of Romania. that being said, Chisinau is already flooded with jeets.the women are nice but the general populace is looking mostly to Russia not the west.
>>536983403>It's such a small country that you can run for political office and win just by not being drunk. This guy thinks Moldova is like some quaint hillybilly town in west Virginia, nigga stay in your lane
>>536983467>general populace is looking mostly to Russia not the westObjectively untrue. They are pro-EU and are on track to join by 2030. Moldova has been separate from Romania multiple times as its own principality. It could be compared to Austria & Germany.
>>536983510What an odd thing to get mad about.Your America-envy is barely suppressed and its giving you America Derangement Syndrome. Youre not on 9gag, you fucking Greek fag.
>>536983587America envy? You're the one talking about Europe you Alabama Nigger, I didn't start this thread now did I?
>>536983403>>536983467>>536983510
>>536983701Lmao
>>536983581>what is this country like>ackshually, let me tell you about what's going on around your partspipe it down, clown
>>536983403Wait, countries give out citizenship for diaspora? wtf. Does Romania do this?
Every woman there is a prostitute.
>>536983770I mean, you can pretty much say this about any country at this point, barring literal payment.
>>536983701Keek nice one Park
You could try to apply for a town rapist position.
>>536983403Romania where they use Cyrillic alphabet. In theory includes eastern bank of Dniester River. Was the center of Jewish communities in the past.
>>536983581>They are pro-EU and are on track to join by 2030Only the same way EU citizens are "pro-EU" because there is no political entity that would be allowed to run in elections that wasn't pro-EU.
>>536983467>breakaway region of Romaniakekt. Russia
>>536983761Most european countries do this. I got my romanian citizenship as a diaspora. You need at least a romanian grandparent>>536983770Better than giving it up for free >>536984126Moldovan diaspora are overwhelmingly pro-EU, while those residing in Moldova are politically split. Moldovan diaspora vote is enough to influence the election results
>>536984502>Moldovan diasporathere might actually be more Moldovans living in Russia than in Moldova. The issue isn't the votes, but who's counting.Same as Armenia btw, which also has just re-"elected" pro-EU government.
My girlfriend's parents are moldovan, she was born here though. They are like orthodox extremists, hyperreligious
>>536983628americans really are as retarded as they say lmoa
>>536985133People like to shit on romanians/moldovans and balkans in general, but after a generation, they are fully assimilated besides the religion thing. The head of my regional office at my company is a moldovan woman, and she's great. Everyone loves her>>536984761After the romanian election shenanigans, I don't necessarily disagree
>>536983403>It's such a small country that you can run for political office and win just by not being drunkIt's what Tymiński thought when he moved from the US to Poland in 1991 to start political campaign as a presidential candidate.Long story short, he got btfo by a network of still- communist glowniggers, police, mob and media. I can only imagine the shock and anger when both the communist pigs and anti- communist boomers realized they have a fucking intruder in their lawn.
>>536985925Moldova is under 3 million people. I'm originally from Chicago, and even that city has more people than Moldova. If you spend time learning more about the people and make some connections, you could definitely win some sort of political position there
>>536983403Watch in order:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnDxHTaeNX0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdB_-ipZ2Tk
>>536986640so why not do that in Chicago?
>>536983403The bad guy in 'Ghostbusters II' was from there. That's all you really need to know.
>>536983403> mudd thinks he's still the top doglolLooming war vs Russia aside, there's maybe half a oozen 19 year old 8s living in Moldova. Do you really think you have a shot with them?
>>536983701now it makes sense
>>536983403It's paradise, every town has the essentials. Mayor, butcher, police man, rapist...
>>536984502>as a diasporaAs a retard.
Announcing my lack of interest.
>>536983403>may be eligible to claim citizenship herewait until it joins the EU, otherwise literally no point in doing that
>>536989566You would think this is a meme but town rapist is a real thing. People that don´t get convicted since there are no witnesses to a rape or they have 100 alibies. >yes, I was with steve!>steve, was he with you?>of course he was! we were drinking beer!.
>>536983701Saved. That's fucking hilarious.
>>536989566Came to ask why this wasn't posted yet
>>536983403pic related i assume