They are unironically trying to sell people the narrative that this was created by a bunch of merry pranksters with wooden boards, in less than an hour, with 100% accuracy and no mistakes, displaying complex esoteric mathematical knowledge that no normie knows, and somehow, despite the thousands that have been reported, never once have been caught in the act.
>>536987039>esoteric mathematical knowledgeah you almost had me
>>536987120Go down the rabbit hole of all the crop circles that displayed math theorems like 30 years before we discovered them.
It's a laser weapon that operates from the sky. A "satellite" if you know what I mean.Same thing they used to cause the mass fires in Hawaii.
>>536987039>this was created by a bunch of merry pranksters with wooden boardsYes, it is truth I sow video about how they do that'American' is not diagnosis, but should be
>>536987039why does it only happen in usa? kinda sus.
>>536987039so whats your explanation?aliens come here to make shitty crop circles (ruining perfectly fine crops) to show some shitty math that nobody gives a fuck about?how does that story make more logical sense than bunch of glowies vandalizing these fields?
>>536987368it happens all over the UK and Europe. lots in the UK actually.
>>536987368They mostly happen in England.
>>536987039I mean that's a dope design. Very cool. I'm stealing it.
>>536987368>>536987400>why does it only happen in usaIt's the American military testing energy weapons mounted on aircraft.
>>536987039Just a guess, but I bet they use the same space lasers to make crop-circles that they used to burn down all the homes in the Palisades/Malibu area.The jews use these space lasers to destroy valuable properties so they can buy them up cheap and then rebuild them into multimillion dollar mansions to resell. It's a big moneymaking scam. This is why you need to paint your roof bright blue, so they can't kill you with space lasers.
>>536987196>Go down the rabbit hole of all the crop circles that displayed math theorems like 30 years before we discovered themit's a series of long ass youtube videos isn't it?
>>536987039You can tell Indians are behind this just from the design choice.
>>536987560some of it undoubtedly is
Regardless of how complex the shapes are, the shapes themselves could at least in theory still be explained with prosaic ways.However what can't be explained, is that the crop stalks have had microwave damage to them, which is why they're bent.That's the part that makes them flat out impossible for people to pull off, as you'd need big ass microwave emitters all over the world creating these shapes overnight.And it's not just the stalks that have been damaged by radiation, it's also the ground and shadows of the crop circles can be seen for years later.Also there's a record of at least one hedgehog that was found inside a crop circle and it had been flattened and it's quills were oriented along the crop circle swirls.These have been recorded longer than humanity has been able to fly, so it's not a new phenomenon either.If this isn't something alien, then this is probably electric phenomenon that's born from earth's own resonance fields. Kinda like how sound waves can form all manner of shapes depending on the frequency.
Waking up to a crop circle in the ground must be the farmer equivalent of waking up to a chemtrail in the sky. Yeah, we did it, what are you gonna do about it? It's just pure taunting.
>>536987196>crop circles displayed math theorems 30 years before we discovered them
>>536987039>its the galaxytheyre maybe trying to tell uswe got dark matter wrong>>536987560lasers burna lot of these crop circles are squashed/bent over cropsnot saying they arent man-madebut crop circles are quite 'diverse'
>>536987039Thinking farmboys are retarded is a city slicker limp wristed faggot thing to say.Go back to eat avocados, city nigger.
>>536987039What about your pic OP. Do “crop circles” happen on wooden floors sometimes?
>>536987988Lol. You mean the grass was pressed down, died, and killed the root because it couldnt get sunlight? Have you never mowed a lawn before? >muh radiationProof? It just looks like the grass or whatever died after being damaged and left in big piles.
Did you just Mandela Effect into our universe?We believe in Auyumlus here. Since a few years.Who is President of the US in your timeline?
>>536988587Shut the fuck up
>>536987039Complex crop circles were created by UAVs using GPS for coordination.
>>536987264Only a turbo retard on vaxx steroids could claim it's a work of boomer with a plank and rope.
>>536987988>how sound waves can form all manner of shapes depending on the frequencynot a bad idea, doesnt sound entirely implausible>counter-pointhttps://www.cropcircleconnector.com/articles/01102015/01102015.html
>>536987039I'm a farmer in the South and I woke up with a sore ass one morning and looked out my window and saw a crop circle in my corn field, was it aliens?
>superhuman rock throwhave fun
>>536988971nah, just sounds like you and the boys hit the moonshine (and each other, if you know what i mean)
>>536988849Do you really believe that ASCII encoding is widespread in the universe?
>>536987039The earth is flat and stationary. Aliens don't exist. UFO's are a psyop. Outer Space is a complete fraud.
>>536988543You're saying farmers don't know what they're doing and let their harvest be damaged intentionally for multiple harvest cycles?That's even more implausible than talking about aliens with this subject.There's multiple records of unnatural damage in the stalk nodes that show them exploding from the inside and also cases of them elongating. This isn't a result of someone stamping them down.It's a result of steam blowing them up from the inside, which heavily implies microwave radiation damage on the wheat and also cellular changes in the elongation cases.There's a study regarding node elongation and how the scientists failed to reproduce the effects by creating their own crop circles.https://www.researchgate.net/publication/280245462_An_Experimental_Study_for_Reproduction_of_Biological_Anomalies_Reported_in_the_Hoeven_1999_Crop_Circle_Eltjo_H_Haselhoff_Robert_J_Boerman_Jan-Willem_Bobbink_Journal_of_Scientific_Exploration_Vol_28_NoGoogle is your friend in this regard, I'm not going to spoonfeed you more about the subject you don't really even give a shit about.>>536988849Yeah there's some weird stuff there that can't be explained by energy fields creating fractals and has to be created by something intelligent.
>>536989650That study doesn't conclude that it was anything at all, anon. It just states they were unable to replicate one particular anomaly, elongation of the stalk, given 1 single test, which hardly constitutes scientific study. They even admit that it could be caused by lack or sunlight due to the crop being "flattened". Lol
>>536988152>but crop circles are quite 'diverse'Some archeologists say that in very hot summers crops will grow deeper roots and reveal stone structures underneath. The plants growing directly on top of the stone won't be able to grow their roots through and will wither.Some of these crop circles and markings can also be explained by this theory.
>>536990151Maybe cropcircle fags should be asking if they can dig beneath the crop circles. Im sure the farmers would he willing to let scientists do this since they are so spooked by ayys landing in their fields. Right? Im sure they wouldnt find a bunch of shit buried beneath the soil. Strange how none of them will allow that because "muh crops".
>>536990358>Im sure the farmers would he willing to let scientists do this>Right? Im sure they wouldnt find a bunch of shit buried beneath the soil.They would and they do. Exceptionally hot summers are some of the years when archeologists discover and dig up the most structures under crop fields, once the crops are harvested.It's not even controversial, it's very well known and established.These don't produce these ridiculously intricate patterns, but it explains some crop circles.
>>536987196It's literally just fractals retard
>>536987400you dont get it this picture is a tutorial. these are magnetic field structures. you have to figure out what theyre trying to tell you off course.
>>536987039>with no errorsI’m looking at the OP pic and I can clearly see some errors. Some of the circles are in the wrong places and don’t match the pattern it would be a stupid amount of work but this pattern could be laid out with string and measuring angles. In fact, these circular patterns are logistically the easiest to lay out because of how easy it is to use string to lay out circular patterns. It’s similar to a Spirograph toy. The pattern looks complicated but it’s just circles following a template.>no it must be aliens trying to communicate by… mashing down wheat in circular patterns…if these aliens are this stupid then it’s not worth communicating with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2BQyZorSQc>goy its just some hicks with planks and rop- ACK!
>>536987039The end result is still the same; you get bunch of retards arguing about it and nothing else happens.
with the help of such a picture you can solve the problem of computer chips generating too much heat for example. they show you how magnetic fields are supposed to be lined. structured for specific outcomes for example.this is what this is trying to show you.
>>536987039You forgot that the pranksters are drunk from the pub when they make these with their wooden boards. kek
>>536987039You put a stake in the ground. You attach a rope to it. You extend it out and walk in a circle around your stake and it knocks down the corn. These guys just made a cool pattern out of it.
its all based around computer off course and our minds but thats only for the few. it all comes from hashem off course, its not an alien you idiots.he tries to create himself, all the time.
>>536991069Very cool. Thanks for sharing. Ayys creating crop circles are fake and gay.
its easy to figure out what this is. i just told you. this is for jewish people, you shouldnt even bother this is beyond your intelligence anyway.
>>536991642>didn’t draw the double bond on the oxygen atom that’s how you know they were drunk
>>536991642>forgot to represent the ester properly.Props for the effort.
>>536987039>"how to circle" is "complex esoteric mathematical knowledge that no normie knows" in americakek>and somehow, despite the thousands that have been reported, never once have been caught in the act.Lots of people have been caught doing it. Lots of people have also demonstrated doing it on video.
>>536987196Is that rabbit hole in the room with us right now?
Me and my friends get sloshed, black out drunk, and have fun ideas like this all the time. You'll notice that the patterns are usually overly complex, because we get carried away.
>>536992287idk how many times me and a few of the boys would leave the legion, head 5 mins out of town and get into some cattle mutilation and crop circle shenanigans
>>536991669
>>536993181You'd be surprised how many times we've pulled a grey t-shirt over a friends head / face and left him in a shopping cart in the parking lot, drunk, only for somebody else to claim that they found a dead grey alien and performed an autopsy.
>>536987039there is a merchant in the center circle
>>536994931>kike part of the inner circlemany such cases
>>536987039Its the "Out-Of-Africa" nin-com-poops.And Glorious ZOG!Pimping (((That))) narrative.
>>536987039Notice how there are paths to each circle and none of them are isolated from one another? This is a consistent pattern among all crop circles. Why? Because someone needs to walk from point A to point B and it's not a coincidence these lines fall along where a string-line would be.
>>536987988>AIEEEE YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THE HEAT DAMAGE THAT CAME ABOUT BECAUSE OF THE MICROWAVESbut wait the grass being closer to the ground allows the sun to penetrate and dry it up, weird that the lack of shade would allow the heat to penetrate the ground!Simple explanations instead of fantastical ones.
>>536987039glowniggers know most people are stupid as fuck and the rest of us they just call schizo whenever we chime inmy hope is someday to have every glownigger bitch unmasked so we can destroy them for betraying not just their nation but their species.
>>536988035Yeah that's what it is. Same thing as those close encounters when pilots (military or civilian) are getting harrassed. They are saying big fuck you to us. Whole operation on this planet is clandesting has been active for thousands of years. There's a whole lot of information if you really want to dig up but it's useless to discuss about these matters here because threads will be instantly get flooded with "flat earth" disinformation and propaganda.
>>536998241*clandestine
>>536987809of course it is, and the youtuber told him it was mega important
>>536997762Akshually decomposition produces heat. When you pile a bunch of decomposing grass on top of itself it can reach combustion temperatures. This is why hay-barns and tobacco barns burn down seemingly without human interference.
>>536987541freemasonniggers then
>>536988980I don't give a fuck how many scientists say this thing is a rock. That trajectory is unbelievable. Furthermore, it enters and remains within a few degrees of the plane upon which our solar system is located the entire time. I can't see that as anything other than an intentional trajectory.
>>536998982Lol. Seriously? You can't understand how something would be conditioned by immense gravitational forces over many eons to move in coordination with our solar system while you're watching planets rotate and revolve around the sun like clockwork?
Sacred/esoteric geometry is not to be disrespected you bunch of IQ90 retards in the beginning of this thread>>536987988I think i could be somewhat open to this, the earth (telluric?) system is build with the code of sacred geometry so it manifest physically in special more energetic places?Or maybe its just extremely advanced planning and trampling with planksThe Crop circle locations in the UK are also very close to ancient sacred monuments (monuments build with respect to sacred geometry) like Avebury which is interestingI will perhaps check out John Michell and his work on Crop-Circles now
>>536999463theres also the fact that we have only seen a handful of objects entering the solar system like this, which makes judging if its a strange one or not.
>>536998982why would they need to fly a space shipif they can throw a rockTHROW A ROCKhow fucking dense are you>HURR DURR>AYIUMS>BUT ONLY IN SPACESHIPS>WHY WOULD THEY THROW ROCKSand thats why youre stuck on earth
>>536987039It's crazy that people still bellieve aliens make these when they have access to AI. It takes mere seconds of research and a properly worded query to debunk this slop.
>>536987196'down da rabbit hol'everything you "believe" was spoonfed to you and you gobbled it like a good little bitch
>>536999562>>536987988On this topic, here is a very close topic to it. Ancients using sacred geometry to harmonize the landscape with their monuments. MUST READ BOOK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGeMFjZkAIc
>>536999628Well, and the flip side of this is that if it didn't move in coordination it wouldn't exist. Lol. It would have struck a planet. You can hardly prove a negative and maybe one day it doesn't return because it did collide with something else. A planets gravity does as much to attract as it does repel much smaller objects as far as i understand.
>>536987039Just saying crop circles are not as complex or "impossible" if you just drive a stake in the very center and run a line out from it so you can keep the shit symmetrical. Like you don't even have to do any math
>>537000113Want to really know what they are?They are mathematical designs for anti-grav propulsion among many other things we don't understand about the universe.They just have to be interpreted and we're not smart enough, yet.AI will though. You will see it happen in your lifetime.
>>537000113Also KYS for the disingenuous "debunk" post faggot. No one can produce anything this detailed at this scale overnight. Get ran over by a bus.
>>536999991i was more referring to it being considered some kind of guided or intelligent object due to its angle of entry and passage through the solar system. i've seen people saying that it MUST be so because of its low angle to the plane of the solar system compared to the other few objects we've noticed coming in at much higher angles.with such a small sample size of these things its kind of premature to say its strange.
>>536999673right, so, once youve gotten over thatthey need them for building shitmeteorites are like the ore of spacemost efficient way to move themis to 'gently' push them in calculated orbits and trajectoriespeople sail around africa instead of the suezbecause the shit on that ships doesnt care if its 20 or 40 days in transitas long as there is a ship arriving dailyoh, and one more thing>im not asking to be savedthey might just ignore us until the end of timeif we dont get our shit togetherbut they probably will get rid of a malicious human chief, if hes just there for greed
>>536987039It's literally a stick with a rope and you just walk in a circle while holding the rope.
>>537000113>just drive a stake in the very center and run a line out from it so you can keep the shit symmetrical. Like you don't even have to do any math
>>536998455>Akshually decomposition produces heat. When you pile a bunch of decomposing grass on top of itself it can reach combustion temperatures. This is why hay-barns and tobacco barns burn down seemingly without human interference.Also true but he said radiation damage from "microwaves", as I can guarantee neither explanation is entirely correct (though i'd bet yours is more correct) I wanted to account for the "microwaves".
whys it only happen to the people the gov pays to not harvest that year
>>537000270>No one can produce anything this detailed at this scale overnight
>>536988119Hey there, old chap. She's cute. fuck you though.
>>536988610no u shut the fuck up. vulgar fucking asshole.. that shit wasn't called for.
>>536987039This faggot has never heard of a spirograph.Lmfao
>>536988697No, you see, it's a little more complex than that. They actually drill two holes into the board. Then they insert a length of rope into each hole, and tie knots on the ends of the rope so that it stays in the board. Then they walk around on the board while holding onto the length of rope. Or at least that's what they say. I don't think crop circles even exist. I've sure as hell never seen one.
>>537000736The study they provided didnt explicitly say microwaves but speculated radiation. Well, guess what, UV rays are non-ionizing electromagnetic radiation which it did mention which is funny that they wouldn't mention that given it's supposed to be a scientific study (it's not).T. Stemfag
>>536988980People still don't talk about how that scooped up MAVEN ?
>>536987039>never once have been caught in the actAsk yourself who may be confiscating the footage through legal or illegal means and why.
>>536987039The US got some fucking Microwave Emitter in orbit that violates International Law
>>536987039I don't think there's enough people smart enough left on Earth to arrange something in that fashion, most people I see now can't read an analog clock and have panic attacks if you look in their direction. I don't see those types doing any of this, ever
>>536987039This is literally impossible for humans to do.
>>536987264>Yes, it is truth I sow video about how they do thatI can hear (and smell) the indian accent when reading that.
>>536998982>intentional trajectoryBut have you considered the cause may be something pulling it?
>>537001884kinda stupid sounding to use the word literally in this sentence, retard.
>>536987528It apparently only happens where white people live. Just like UFO sightings. This is glowing like a thousand suns.
>>537001979Sometimes, I pull on my wheat so hard, I rip the stalk.
>>536998241pic relhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY-SY6OiEHo
>>536989650>Conclusion>Clearly, it was impossible to reproduce exactly all environmental circumstances during the six days between the creation and the sampling of the Hoeven 1999 formation. First, because these are largely unknown, but also because it is not straightforward to reproduce wind, temperature, humidity, soil composition, sunlight, and all aspects that are known to effect plant growth, over a period of six days.>To summarize, the node lengthening in the Hoeven formation was experimentally duplicated with signifi cant success. However, no support was found for the hypothesis that the node lengthening in the Hoeven 1999 circle was created by natural causes such as gravitropism or the effect of wind or sun. It is therefore concluded that the node lengthening found in the Hoeven 1999 formation could not be explained and remains anomalous.Not much of an experiment to begin with by the looks of it. They basically say that they couldn't reproduce the phenomenon 100% due to random factors, therefore it is still an anomaly because if it. Not because they can't explain it, but rather they can't prove it.
>>537002101think ive seen some photos from Turkey. its probably just that its a fairly high IQ prank to create and carry out properly.
>>537001729please watch the somewhat shorter vid i posted in my last reply. It goes over bending angles in crop that doesnt have those bending angles normally, lack of damage from boots on the flowering parts on plants, more detailed analysis of microwave damage
>>537002426>pic relhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_propaganda>Black propaganda is covert disinformation deliberately attributed to a false source - often the very group it aims to discredit - in order to undermine that group's credibility
>>537002537It wasnt even impossible to recreate. They could have just went out into that field, stamped some grass down and observed it. Lol. Wouldn't elongation of the stalk (i.e growth) track with how plants grow after being damaged if left to continue photosynthesis?
>>537002876>They could have just went out into that field, stamped some grass down and observed it.That wasn't the point they made in the study. The issue was wind, heat and other values that is difficult to replicate.
>>537001166There's nothing intricate about that. Try again. Literally just a bunch of circles next to each other.
>>536987039What's the issue? All you need is a wooden stick and a rope to do this.
>>537002972>windA non issue given that the grass in question was below the turbulence wind could affect.>heatThey couldn't pull up NORA data to simulate measured temperature differentials? I lolNah. They even attempted to obfuscate the results by calling into question "muh electromagnetic radiation" which you and others attributed to microwaves not understanding that UV is an electromagnetic radiation. It actually wouldn't be out of the realm of possibility to positively identify at what frequency the radiation in question was but they chose not to and instead use a broad term. Because it was u.v radiation which is actually a higher frequency than microwaves.
>>537003177let's see all of yours then
>>536989650>can't be explained by energy fields creating fractals and has to be created by something intelligent.I question this, Sacred Geometry is inbuilt into the code of everything
>>537003427>A non issue given that the grass in question was below the turbulence wind could affect.It is an issue if you want to replicate. Would you rather they just say "we made a half ass test just to make a few happy"?
>>537003450Why would I waste my time driving to a field, ruining someone's crops and going around in circles under the sun for a hoax?
>>536987039Not sure if you are trolling or actually retarded. Good luck.
>>537003635Precisely, why would anyone.>no one does and anyone claiming they do are full of shit
>>537003575If the point was to measure electro magnetic radiation as a cause of plant deformation than, yes, the wind doesn't matter.
>>537003841What's this then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puDF0hJpzWo
>>536987572The crops aren't burned, they're flattened
>>537003882the plant joints bending flat without being broken is proof enough>>537003936government funded fakes to feed flunkies like you content to share
There are unironically proto neanderthal grugs out there trying to sell you the idea that rock apes don't know how to move and manipulate rocks into shapes.
>>536991593Sacred Geometry in the comming decades will be part of major and minor technical improvmentsFor example one could look into that effective new plasma-engine-tech that Randal Carlson always talks about (and i think Hyundai or some other car-company since has put money into) with collapsing torroidal vortexes or something that are heavily informed by sacred geometryThe ancients knew of the importance of Sacred Geometry
>>536987039>be intergalactic super advanced aliens who can travel faster than light and can use telepathy, etc>visit a backwards ass planet to contact the primitives there>they don't farm grain though>oops, we now have no means to communicate with these primitives, wet have to go home
>>537003969>grass just immediately snaps in half when you touch itLol.
>>537004114Oh the explosions behind the jet engine?
I thought most crop circles were created by intoxicated animals.
>>536987039>complex designs confuses the npc
>>536999463Do you think the moon just happens to be the exact right size and distance from the earth to eclipse the sun, as well?
>>537004228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y8Vn4odA0w
>>537003969You would rather believe aylmaoos came to earth from who knows where, bending time and space to travel all this distance, just to make crop circles. And I am the flunkie?
Longer interesting vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qDO0eRlsDYHeres a shorter version of explaining Plasmoids and the thunderstorm generator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5l5uGZX8ag&pp=ygUgcmFuZGFsbCBjYXJsc29uIHBsYXNtYSBnZW5lcmF0b3I%3D
>>537004418Well, its not the perfect size or distance but its pretty close. I do think that the only reason we are able to observe this phenomenon is because the phenomenon exists. The moon is an integral part of why sentient life on earth exists. If you want to attribute that to a grand design I won't stop you.
>>536987039>with 100% accuracy and no mistakesIf you look carefully, you can see the design is flexible in both size and position of circles. Look in particular at the final circle in each arm. They very in size to accommodate the cumulative error. Still well done, though.
>>537004914>I do think that the only reason we are able to observe this phenomenon is because the phenomenon existsWell, yeah. That's what a phenomenon is. An observable fact. If it can't be observed one way or another, then it's not a phenomenon.
>>536987039Are you saying people can do this with a few can of spray paint and a few hours?Literally impossible. It must be aliens.Did you knew every machine containing a jailed demon inside the mechanism just to work?Take your meds faggot
>>537004994The camera angle isn't top-down center for a reason even though that is the most obvious shot to take. It probably looks like a mess.
>>537005080I meant that without the sun being 400x larger than the moon and 400x the distance from the moon than the moon is from earth there wouldn't be anyone on earth to observe it.
>>537005576Oh yeah. Now I follow.
>>536987039>Less than an hourSays who?No one has ever seen one being formed, aside from the plank weilders showing how it's done, and depending on the complexity it can take many many hours.
>>536987541>>536987528We have right to roam in the UK (plausible deniability if caught to and from the farmland) and farmers can't just blast your head off like US rural people might.Makes it pretty obvious that it's just people doing it.
>>537006971fair points
>>537006971I enjoy the mythos of the intolerant american that eurofags have. I just wish black people were psyoped so conclusively.
>>536987039Directed Energy Weapon tests, in the 20th century at least.
>>536987039Didn't the old retards who claimed to have pole vaulted six meters into a field to make a circle fail terribly at it?Also, real circles have evidence of being created throug microwaves, the stalks don't break like with the stupid wooden board, they lightly bend at the base and weave into patterns like a knitted sweater.
>>537007809>putting grass in a microwave makes a basketLol
>>537007809>>537007883What in the early access open world multiplayer survival simulators are you talking about?>oh sweet I just unlocked microwave textiles.
>>537007809if i was making these things id set one person to carefully prepare some areas like you describe (carefully bent over, plaited into braids etc) just to fuck with you even more. would be great to see retards still puzzling over that shit years down the road.
>>536987039You are unironically trying to sell people the narrative that some alien race travelled light years to our planet and instead of saying hello they drew a fucking spirograph pattern on a field and then fucked off back home again
>>536987039>never once have been caught in the act.They admitted to it goofus.
>>537008636Why not? People go to zoos and safaris to dangle bananas in front of stupid animals.
>>537008636People that dropped out of school think circles and triangles are moon-runes. If only they had taken a single calculus course the "esoteric mathematics" would have been revealed to them.
>>537009042You already said microwaves weave grass into sweaters, anon. There really is no coming back from that.
>>537008636Imagine that you are Gtjk and you are taking a joyride with your good buds Rfns and Wtcx in your dad's old clunker flying saycer that only reaches 3 times the speed of light, life's good, you're smoking a hyperjoint, wouldn't you take a few minutes to travel to the backwater planet of retard monkeys to mindfuck them with a crop circle?
>all the glowies absolutely seething ITTBased OP. Fun fact: the official response from the SETI Institute to the Arecibo Answer (pic related) only states that it is “highly improbable” to be of extraterrestrial origin. It really makes you think.
>>536987039>with 100% accuracy and no mistakesI can see several mistakes at just a glanceAnd they use methods more than just a plank and some rope. And we humans do mathematics. This isn't beyond a bunch of nerds or even midwits
>>536987249Zackly.A little math, a little zap, a little seltzer in your lap.
>>536987988>picYou know nothing about agricultureLook at the tramlines. They are a different colour because it lacks mulch from the harvested crops. Now why do you think the pattern is still there? Retarded nigger
>>536987988scalars.
Aliens would either enslave us, eat us, make a formal introduction for forcible introduction into some kind of galactic political organization, or Three Body Problem-style wipe us out from lightyears away. I can't see any situation in which a space faring civilization leaves "clues" for 100 years.
>>537009289>dot matrix is far beyond human comprehension
>>536987196You can't reach these idiots. Fools are proud of their stupidity.
>>537010268Forcible induction*, complete with enforcement of established galactic laws under the threat of violence, enslavement, genetic modification, etc. Taxation. Military conscription. The establishment of schools, factories, churches for corresponding galactic organizations. You know, typical colonization.
if you believe in ayylmaos you should be whacked in the back of the head with a hammer a few times
>>537010494So, you don't have an example of a crop circle revealing some math theory no one knew about?
>>536987988>>536989650It's the same with livestock mutilation. There exists a large amount of data on the subject that suggests something very strange and unexplainable is happening, and it's been happening all over the world for decades. Don't bother trying to reach these morons. They're either useful idiots or glowniggers gaslighting and aren't worth the effort.
>>537010335The point is even the fedoralords at the SETI Institute cannot confirm humans made it.
>>536987039The aliens also like to tag their initials.
>>536987196surely you could give one example?
Does anyone else think it's crazy that we have let science nerds blast our existence and location into space, especially given how apparently rare the conditions for the existence of life, much less the existence of life itself apparently is?We are already obsessed with the idea of finding another habitable planet to colonize. Imagine an older civilization that has already truly destroyed their home planet. Praying to find a rare planet like the Earth. And we're just like "HEY, OVER HERE, WE GOT A REAL NICE PLANET FULL OF LIFE FOR YOU! LET'S TALK ABOUT MATH!"
>>536991642What if you lack melatonin?
>>536987988>electric phenomenon that's born from earth's own resonance fieldsoccam's razor
Why do medieval and classical historians never reference crop circles? Surely they existed then too. Or did the aliens only start making them once we had aerial vision?
Just another glownigger recruitment tool for people who are smart enough to solve it (not you, faggot goy) you dumb nigger goy fuck. Everyone kill this goy right now.
>>537011739I'd be willing to say the typical big unexplainable circle is more alien-esque then all the tryhard nigger glowfag formations.
>NO CLEARLY ALIENS MADE THESE ARTS FAIR TIER SPIROGRAPH TIE-DYE FRISBEE ART DESIGNS IN A BUNCH OF GRASS EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE CAN AND HAVE DONE THIS EASILY WITH 2x4S AND STRIIIING
>>537009289thats not the arecibo replythats the alien CD crop >>536988849>>536987039>continuation of 1996-07-07 stonehenge crop circle>>537000713this is arecibo-primer of 2000sent a year before arecibo reply of 2001in arecibo reply, the radio telescope is replaced with that>>536991642these are made from the airtoo perfect(that could also mean, GPS-guidance, if this was made by robots)arecibo reply was right next to SETI radio telescopethough not the original oneand so many in UKtheres reason to assume its some unknown weaponyoud think there'd be tracks or somethingsome circles are made on uneven groundviewed from top, they remain roundviewed from ground, they become elliptical
>>536987039I can literally see the paths where someone walked
>>537013200I can literally see people walking in the middle of it. Who says they didn't walk through it, lil nigga?
>>537011739there is reason to assume>THEY KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT USbecause we've been under observation since ayys know how longthats an answer, to the fermi paradox, that is often ignoredthey are here, watching us, invisiblemaybe they even have time travelwith that, they could correct any mistake they makethere are three main crop circle categories, i would think>human fake>nature real>ayy(s) realone would need to categorize them allbut first, one would probably need a complete databank of known circles
>>537013761And I can literally see how fake and gay it is, how hard is it to tie a string on a pool and push a board around in a circle then do it again 20 more times? Why are literally all these designs very specifically circular-designs that can all be recreated extremely easily with a pole, a rope, and a board?
>>537008926I admit to being balls deep in Ana de Armas last night. Therefore it happened.
>>537013867>with that, they could correct any mistake they makebasically/metaphorically this
>>537013901because theyre just too perfecttheyre made from the airthey could be some top secret laser/microwave satelliteyou work on the ground, you will make mistakesi know, because i could program a tiny robot to make a crop circleand i would do thatbecause human accuracy sucks in such mattersyou would have to get every single angle, distance and crop bending just rightthere've been definitely circles out theretoo good to be made by human hand
>>536987039>displaying complex esoteric mathematical knowledge>fractal circlesThis is what you get when you're Eiffel Towered by No Child Left Behind and Common Core.
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>>537010922You mean a group whos entire purpose is to prove ayyys exist couldnt conclude that humans were responsible for crop circles but also couldn't conclude they werent? What a fucking shocker!!
>>537013867>there is reason to assumeand once you accept thatyou must also reinterpret all the messages to us from that perspectivepeople ask about the arecibo replywhy not just send the reply by radioinstead of RIGHT NEXT TO THE RADIO STATIONa human fake means either>government (eg weapons testing)>SETI guys themselves>some amateurs wanting to fuck aroundmade that message, with respective motivations>plausible deniability>funding>FAFOif its ayys, putting it right next to SETI, means that they want it to be publica radio message wouldve been censored, no doubt(never mind if ayys have such 'ancient' technology even, idk)what just doesnt make sense is the focus on UKis it observers bias?human fakes, weapons, copycats?(media) conspiracies for stories and fame?and (if it is ayys) why arent there any in winter?in snow?
>>536989311Doesnt have to be, they just came here and learnt it. Use your brain for a minute before responding. Stop being so insecureHowever I dont believe it is real, aliens can do much better than a few circles on grass, they could write shit on mountains
>>536987039It makes a lot more sense when you realize they just made this with really big pogo sticks not boards
>>537011406no
>>536987560no they know the energy weapons workwhat they are testing is the stabilization system, the plane version of this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd3zy5ReYu0
>>537014203>because theyre just too perfectIsn't that what you faggots say about ancient masonry and cut stone with zero insight or knowledge of how people actually can do it today using the same methods and technology of back then?
>>537014607>what just doesnt make sense is the focus on UKhttps://www.livescience.com/42368-crop-circle-hoaxes.html>It remained a mystery until Sunday night (Jan. 5), when at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas, the real circle makers stepped forward: a marketing team hired by computer-graphics company Nvidia.>The "crop circle" was not an astronomical calendar forewarning of an impending comet, but instead a drawing of the company's new Tegra K1 processing chip.>A small team of British crop-circle artists created the complex pattern expertly and without detection.>It was a great publicity stunt, and one that left many people wondering how experts could have been fooled.okay, so britian has crop circle expertssome of the media circulating there suggests>some fags where creating circles>create media to sell publication focusing on circles>>537015915taken from this reddit post on the arecibo replyhttps://old.reddit.com/r/ufo/comments/1ax82f3/the_amazing_story_of_the_arecibo_message_and_the/>Fake ones and plasma made are completely different is actually the only thing related to the phenomenon where we have proof and can dismiss the hoaxes.>The crops are not damaged on plasma made ones just gently laid down, under the microscope the weat shows signs of microwave heating, the crops gain elasticity and look different, inside the crop circle people feel a magnetic field and there are no signs of people walking in or out the field.>It always happens over night*, sometimes in the span of two hours crop circles appear that would need 5-10 men and a couple days work using math skills, placing lines and so forth. Simply impossible.>But no you are right there are many man made*1996 stonehenge 'julia set' was done during the daysome witness says a mist of dust, wind and clouds blocked view while the circle was created
>>536987196Nigger idk and idc but the eglin type responses to your post tell me youre right. I still dont know what to make of anything at all in this casee but i believe you and i hate the jews. That is all.
>>536987039They were and it's easy to do it. Why would aliens make stupid random symbols in fields?
>>537016289I refuse to believe anything on reddit after seeing redditors vilify mod makers as "pirates" and wanting to support video game companies that actively and openly rip them off. There is no intelligent insight anywhere on reddit and any information from there is as vapid and hollow as a response from an AI. These are the same people who have brought in "your brain is making fake patterns again you're just racist and antisemitic because you're anti science!" a public rhetoric while hypocritically ignoring it in areas that are proactively pro-glownigger or anti-white. While you may find that obtuse, my reasoning is built on a foundation more solid than life itself.
>>537016289>okay, so britian has crop circle expertslike 80% of all crop circles are from UKtheres definitely reasonable doubt, such that you can exclude the lot of them(fucking faggots)
>>536987196You know that math is based on reality right? You can find a lot of theorems outside in nature, always.
>>537016437>the quality here aint much better, it would seemsounds like you got a nerve hit
>>536987039zog psyop
>>537016437>>537016596there are also denialists on redditwho pretty much say the exact same thing you saymeaning, according to your own criteria, youre not worth listening to
>>537016596The quality of it here isn't molded by praise-seeking attention whores and so out-of-field opposition like me can arise without being banned by some AIDS riddled nigger-faggot. I'll seek the truth where people who search for it don't feel unsafe in saying certain things around certain people.
>>537016479https://circleresearcharchive.com/research/crop-circles-visible-on-google-earth/
>>537016661They likely copied things I've said in the past on /x/ since the only thing redditors can do is parrot pre-trained information, most of which came from them trying to emulate 4chan and failing because they are, at their core, inhuman golems devoid of soul or real living experience. While they may say things like I've said them, they do not say them with the original spirit behind them and as such you face only an empty facade, and the fact you're so knowledgeable about what redditors are saying and doing shows you browse reddit and interact with it. The only time I've ever interacted with reddit is when I led a redditor online to becoming lost and stuck in the middle of texas and I assume they never got unstuck hahahah
>>537016289the 'fake'/human-made nvidia crop circle from 2013/2014 for reference
