if you cant cook, you arent white
>>536989778Nice slop, cuck
>>536989778Looking good mate
>>536989778Are you breadcunt?
>>536989778My parents failed meI was a wrestler so food wasn't allowedNow I'm brown. Thanks mom and dad.
>>536989778Batch cooking ftw
>>536989778If you can’t cook you are most likely white.Fixed
>>536989882Where the fuck do you see slop here nigga?I mean some steamed veggies would be nice but this looks great.
>>536989778THE DARKNESS WITHIN5% Tea10% Water15% IceMix in a blender15% Acohol Hard5% another hard alcohol30% Pomegranate OR cranberry juice8 Teaspoons of sugar13%+ milkSprinkle Cinnamon ontopMixMake enough for 2 cups.Made with the hatred of the chuds and the love of the trans girls. Within it lies the mixture of creation and destruction of life and death. I kind of like it and dislike it all I know is that I can't stop drinking it.
>>536989778that shit ain't hard to cookcooking is more like self-carenot cooking is like saying you didn't shower for a month.
How are you guys so bad at cooking on this weebsite.Just watch a few youtube tutorials.You eat like 8yos.
>>536989882jelly>>536989917cheers
>>536989939dont know who that is but he sounds based af>>536989971just like mom used to do
>>536990371>>536989778>if you cant cook, you arent white>posts the easiest possible meal to cookShow hand
>>536990201this except without the tea, alcohol or sugar>>536990250>>536990353ok
>>536990463I even browned off the mirepoix. Fucking 8 hrs. Worth it but
>>536989778Looks good but youve got grease and shit all on the bottom of your plate.
>>5369905948 hours to brown some mirepuah?>>536990654thats just the copious amount of butter i used to fry the hashbrownsbutter=/=grease
>>536989778Actually, white people have hired a cook and a maid immediately upon entering the middle class. Now you eat out and have a weekly maid, but the idea is the same. Cooking or wanting a wife who cooks and cleans is brown and poverty coded
>>536990768 No you pleb, brown off the mirepoix, add tomato paste, deglaze, seal the shanks in batches and reserve the pan juices, the actual braising sequence took 8 hrs
>>536990353I think it's a law that the worse you are at something the more likely you want to show it to others.
>>536989778>if you can cook, you aren't whiteftfy, go back to eating chips and drinking cock
>>536990929ah ofcourse, forgive me mirepuah meister>>536991149whiter than you
>>536990768He's talking about you setting your plate on dirty grill grates. You not clocking that in all these posts is clear revocation of any claim you have at whiteness.
>>536989778a black man cooked that
>>536989778You should put some ketchup on that burnt steak.
>>536991252>>536991268>>536991328hate when niggers try to a soon shit
>>536989778Latch key kid. Learned to cook from the time I could reach the stove. The kitchen is my happy place and I dance when I'm cooking.
>>536989778Looks good.>>536989975You are talking to a muslim so ignore..
>>536991252This, a grill is rarely actually clean and should always have a bit of oil on it to keep it from rusting. Then you put a plate with black greasy shit directly on your table or worse yet, lap.
>>536991387I hate when brown people post slop and no hand! Keep your dining ware off your cooking surfaces, ranjeet.
>>536991217All good frenSometimes I get carried away
>>536991391nothing better than vibing to some good music in the kitchen, slow cooking a gravy and ashing your cigarette in it>>536991427based>>536991439thats what your bbq shorts are for
>>536991439Make sure and hand that plate to the wife in her new sundress. Really set the mood for the experience she's about to have.
>>536989778I can cook second courses but got no patience to make soups tho am not thermos guy btw
>>536991805whatever>>536991813samegosh i love cooking, especially for others
>>536991890such asthermos dude deadass needs someone to give him a hug
>>536989971there's what, 350 kcal per meal?
>>536991924In another life I did it for almost 14 years. Took me almost ten of those to realise of techniques are best techniques . I’m rather fond of food. Surprisingly I’m not especially obese, probably due to my bad habits whilst in kitchens
>>536992048>thermos dude deadass needs someone to give him a hughe supposedly has a gf so he's got that covered
>>536989882steak and eggs you pussy.
>>536992071No idea.. I’ll have a look
>>536989778your eggs look like shit and the hash is burnt. prob overcooked the beef too
>>536992228youre just like me fr>>536992239pics?
>>536992349nope it was a solid medium rare, my bitcher cut them t bones thick
>>536989778That's just bacon and eggs, probably turkey bacon at that. Denounce both the Talmud and the Quran. God you're such a retarded faggot it's unbelievable. You probably kiss your dad on the lips.
>>536992423...
>>536992283Best estimation is around 389 for the h trimmed shank plus 250 + for the mash ( butter, cream and Parmesan would add some) so I assume somewhere around 700 including the sauce I added after the pic. Probably more Generally I just cook and eat. I’m don’t usually even think about calories.
>>536992515>butter, cream, parmesanthats the way to go with mashonly way you can improve on that is mixing in crisp, crumbled bacon bits
>>536990371Wtf is the brownshit?
>>536989778You eat beef lil bro
>>536992450Denounce the Quran
>>536992979hash browns (50% potato 50% butter)>>536993013you know it
>>536989882You sound fat.
>>536992371he posted one but idgaf so didn't save it I'm sure he'll post it again
>>536993043i peed farded and shid all over my quran
>>536989778>zero fibre, double proteinnan's gonna have something to say about that
any retard can shove raw ingredients over an open flame until they're cookedyour shit looks overcooked and dry too so gj dumb cunt
>>536993096Geez, it looks like mush.Get a cheese-grater and use the large holes and you get much better body that still fries together.The Maccas 'hash browns' are technically croquettes made with fried spud-paste, proper Hashies are grated spud fried together like a birds-nest.
I dont trust any food if it isn't doordashed.
>>536989778well i guess you arent white then
Needs more fat and less vegetables
It’s spelled “mirepoix” you filthy anglos. Stop appropriating French culture.
>>536993354nans gonna freak when she finds out what else ive been eating>>536993366take your opinion and shove it>>536993406ye thats what i didit just broke when i flipped it, still tasted good tho
>>536993632swish swashed homemade kimchi around the juices on the plate after, does that count>>536993643moirapwah hahaha
>>536989778you cook eggs at low temp under the lid you animal
> >536993457>WhytPeeple doan smear dey overpriced food with Streetshitter CurryshitNo wonder they all Shart-in-Mart when theyre eating Streetshitter intestinal flora
>>536993643Every Pox is FrenchPox, Quebecoisboy.
>>536993657you were defeated by your own opinion, hoisted by your own petard.your meme flag and lack of cooking skills are strong evidence of yourself not being white.
>>536993894>cant respond properly >making me do extra work to just charge you with treasonOrder up.
>>536993777>he doesnt like maillard compounds and multiple textures to his eggsYou are massive faggot that eats mayonnaise sandwiches.
>>536993657Fairy-nuff, just needs more practice then.Ok, I'm passporting on a meme-flag atm, so what's so fucked up in Straya today that aus/pol/ became the Cooking Channel?>Did Albo get caught taking it up the arse in the Prayer-Room... again...?
>>536994005wow, just wow>>536994188amazing way of looking at itmaillard compounds and multiple textures to my eggs, like fucking poetry
>>536989778Egg ShinglesOrder up
>>536994276mhmmaus/pol/ is full of sloppy goys nowadays which directly ties into the mass migration-ubereats problembelieve it or later, this thread is the most political one of them all
>>536989778My recipe for lasagne:Skin & grate a large carrot (or two small carrots)), and dice a couple of onions. If you like fresh garlic, then peel a few cloves & set aside, otherwise garlic powder is fine. Cut up a bell pepper.Fry up the onion & carrot in a large pan with some butter or olive oil until the onion starts to turn a bit translucent, then add about a pound of minced beef and brown it. This shouldn't take long since it's minced.If using fresh garlic, crush up the cloves & add now. Add the bell pepper.Add a tin of chopped tomatoes, a jar of passata, and a generous tablespoon full of tomato purée. Season with oregano, basil, salt & fresh-ground black pepper and some smoked paprika to taste. If desired a little chilli powder adds some bite.You will notice that this mixture has a lot of liquid in it. It is necessary, therefore, to reduce this: Set the saucepan on a back-burner at a low heat and stir it occasionally until the liquid is reduced to the desired level.To make the cheese sauce simply melt a few ounces of butter in another saucepan, then add three heaped tablespoons of plain flour, plus a heaped teaspoon of mustard powder, and stir until all the melted butter has been absorbed. Now add milk just a splash at a time, making sure to stir until it has been completely & evenly absorbed before you add any more. Once a thick, gloopy, consistency has been achieved add a small tub of cremé fraÎche (or double cream if preferred). Take a wedge of parmesan cheese and grate it, then add it to the sauce, then stir until the cheese has melted. Add black pepper to taste.To assemble take a large, buttered, casserole dish (preferably square or rectangular in shape), and ladle out a layer of meat sauce, then put a few sheets of lasagne pasta, then a layer of cheese sauce, then more lasagne, then more meat and so-on. Try to end on a layer of cheese sauce, and why not grate some sharp chedder on top to give a nice, crunchy, golden-brown topping?
>>536994864Cook on gas mark 4 for about an hour to an hour-and-a-half.
>>536994864*oops! Forgot that you're supposed add about a half-pint of beef stock at same time as the tomato stuff!
>>536994453Agreed Goyslop and PooberEats are an aus/pol/ issue.I'll eat 3rdyWorld streetfood when I'm in 3rdy cuntries and out onnapiss - and take more horsepaste than most nags - but I cook my own food Whyte or go out for clean NonWhyte like Nipp sushi or Wog pastas etc.>Gonna go fry up a bacon&egg banjo for (((/pol/)))
>>536989778
>>536994864this slaps harder when you make your own lasagña pasta and pluck fresh basil from your garden to garnishalso needs a wine deglaze
>>536994864>bell pepper.That's not a lasagna any more.
>>536989778>if you cant cook, you arent white
>>536995067hell yeah, i feel the same except i just chew on cigars for deworming
>>536995209>no toothpaste on sosij dude can you even?
>>536995239Nah, never worried about Coof and Jabbz because I was already horse-pillmaxxing anyway.Banjo = the Whytest foodBacon, egg, cheez innabun.A bonus for Meat-with-Dairy for maximum non-(((kosher))).Sometimes its hard to find bbq sause in 3rdys but worth it.
>>536995934breakfast of kings
>no fiberEnjoy your constipation
cum as you are
>>536989778>memeflag jew who can’t even be bothered to capitalize White and humanize us is gonna tell us who is White Kek NGMI
>>536995133My dad started making his own pasta dough when he retired & got really into cooking, and you're right; it's so much better than the shop-bought stuff.The wine deglaze is also a good idea, thanks!
>>536989778It's whites who usually can't cook, hence why all your dhithole countries has majority non-white food.
>>536996717<3gotta pour one out for our daddys, they do so much for us
>>536996717They literally mine the coal
>>536996724Nah, Whytecunts conquered all the shitskin cuntrys to steal spices.Pumping blackpussy while your Grandad seethed innacorner was just a bonus.Whytecuntrys now have Wog-food restos because you aren't actually 'Doctors, Engineers, Scientists' and have to create something out of cheap catmeat to deliver to lazy retards.
>>536990929Mirepoix or roux my retarded Aussie chink?
>>536996724>majority non-white food.No.And whites make the best food obviously. Another case where shitskins can't compete.
i havent told anyone this and neither has my dad other than me and my older brother but he was arrested and accused of murdering his gf when he was exactly my age in the 80swell his dad went and flew over to the city he was in, sleuthed around collecting damning evidence proving his innocence, singlehandedly got my father out of life in prison and then flew back home as if nothing ever happenedofcourse theres more to the story but it amazes me what a father will do for his son
>>536998192>collecting damning evidence proving his innocence,Yeah, Strayan pigcunt 'Detectives' are lazy cunts and will always just fitup the nearest obvious suspect. And if theyre dumb enough to 'help with enquiries' without lawyering-up they're fucked.Anything more complicated than the nearest suspect dunnit always goes into the Unsolved pile.ACABEverytime.
>>536992979his daughter's poop. the dads eat it until they lose their virginity and it stops tasting good.
>>536998132>>536997389>Lying retarded low iq white trash Why are white trash like this?
>>536993140Ya kidding? Beige plates are typical fat slop.
>>537000543I don't usually fuck blakkmeat, but as a favour, send us your sister's deets and I'll upgrade your next nephew to Hapa-status.
>>536989778>plate on hot grillAre you a nigger?
>>536990768I was about to scold you for having no carbs but couldn’t tell if those were hash browns. No carb diets are for stupid goyim
>>536989778>if you cant cook, you arent whiteif your *wife* cant cook you arent white.
What's the tiny porterhouse? Lamb?
>>536989971How do you seal it? Also why no sauce? That looks bland, literally the "whites can't cook / season dey food" meme
>>537002644Anon, do we have to remind you?
>>537002848huh?
>>536989778All of that shit looks overcooked, retard. Apparently you aren’t white.
