What would you do it these things showed up at your door?
>>536989837I wouldn't do shit, same as you.
Invite them in for tea
>>536989837
>>536989837Tits or warrant?
>>536989837Fuck them till they love me faggot!
>>536989837Make an untoward social media post, again.
>>536989914They're so getting murder raped aren't they?
>>536989837I'd be posting from the prison library.
>>536989837tell them im muslim so they go away
>>536989837>I don’t answer questions
Rape
>>536989837Initially, I'd be very confused. As they'd be WAY out of their jurisdiction. Especially after Brexit.
>>536989837I don't answer my door anymore. So they would just be standing outside and then they would eventually leave like everybody else who knocks on it.
>>536990059>Muhammed worshipping jeets knows exactly what 'other' muhammed worshipping jeets would do.
>>536989837Prettiest Bongette on the left. Androgyne masculine abomination on the right.
>>536990261Only a pathetic retard would worship a man. The fact is he's not allowed to have those women in his house in the first place so what exactly are his intentions? Not good.
>>536989924Hehehe
>>536990204I need to start doing this, too many sale people come to my door asking me to change providers.
>>536989837You're not going to fucking explode are you?
>>536989837i'd say I've been a naughty boy and I need to get punished
>>536989837Don't vote for this in the first place. They tried to get a muslim elected into our parliament but people weren't having it and he performed badly in the elections. INB4 sandnigger: takes one to beat one.
>>536989837Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>536989837Murder that on the right and fuck that on the left
>>536989837Still better than the US, if these were American cops the next 5 minutes would the most dangerous time of my life. If not, they would probably behave like civilized humans.
>>536989837beat them
>>536989837Slam the door again
This is my fetish
>>536989837Non-stop rape?
Start speaking Spanish
>>536989837Be happy that at least we're not speaking German.
>>536989837Do you even have to talk to these freaks in Britain if they don't have a warrant?
>>536989837Tell them to leave.They're impersonating police officers. They don't even have guns.
>>536989837I'd walk out the back door with my bug-out bag and disappear into the woods. Drones with IR imagery are a real pain in the ass. I got followed by a drone in Thailand today, hit it with some strobe from my flashlight, then eventually it started doing acrobatics overhead and I stopped paying attention to it.
>>536990407Islam worships Mohammad. >Say: 'If your fathers, your sons, your brothers, your wives, your clan, your possessions that you have gained, commerce you fear may slacken, dwellings you love -- if these are dearer to you than God AND His Messenger, and to struggle in His way, then wait till God brings His command; God guides not the people of the ungodly.' Surah 9:24 But no, by your Lord, they can have no Faith, until they make you (O Muhammad) judge in all disputes between them, and find in themselves no resistance against your decisions, and accept (them) with full submission Surah 4:65 >Narrated Shaqiq bin Salama:'Abdullah said, "Whenever we prayed behind the Prophet we used to recite (in sitting) 'Peace be on Gabriel, Michael, peace be on so and so. Once Allah's Apostle looked back at us and said, 'Allah Himself is As-Salam (Peace), and if anyone of you prays then he should say, At-Tahiyatu lil-lahi wassalawatu wat-taiyibatu. As-Salamu 'ALAIKA aiyuha-n-Nabiyu wa rahmatu-l-lahi wa barakatuhu. As-Salam alaina wa ala ibadil-lah is-salihin. (All the compliments, prayers and good things are due to Allah: peace be on YOU, O Prophet and Allah's mercy and blessings be on YOU. Peace be on us and on the true pious slaves of Allah). (If you say that, it will be for all the slaves in the heaven and the earth). Ash-hadu an la-ilaha illa-l-lahu wa ash-hadu anna Muhammadan 'abduhu wa Rasuluhu. (I testify that none has the right to be worshipped but Allah and I also testify that Muhammad is His slave and His Apostle)." (Sahih al-Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 12, Number 794
>>536989837Rape them and make the ugly one do ass to mouth
>>536989837>Sir, was it you posting that green frog using an British flag tshirt in the internets?
>>536992144Yeah go on Twitter and explain that to all the "THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE SECOND AMENDMENT" lotsaguns bootlicking retard Amerifats
>>536989837They will be seen as the enemy of GOD, and they will be exiled from society.
>>536989837The people in the picture considered parasites, they have a spiritual illness, and spread immoral sickness and they cannot be allowed to exist in civilized society; shut the gates on them, leave them outside.
>>536989837Tell the one on the left she can interrogate me any time and give her a wink.
>>536990518>Be me>Open door>Hello sir, can you spare 5 mins for me to tell you about this charity, we're not collecting money!>Okay.jpg>They give their speech>So, if you could just enter your bank details here>What the fuck, you said you weren't collecting money>Oh, yes, well not today sir, you see it will take it in one month>No thanks, goodbyeEither that, or gypsies. Nothing good comes from answering the door.
>>536994666Technically no, if you're not under arrest.However if you are suspected of doing a racism, they can ask you to go to a 'voluntary' interview. If you refuse, they might force you to.
This is a laugh. We were doing spray paint artwork. Two women cops rolled up and tried to arrest us. Let's just say neither could take a punch. Kicked the fat one in the back of the head. Stole her expandable button. Still have it.
>>536997523or answering the phone
>>536990099If this was my dad I would have likely sudoku
>>536997607Is it a crime if you tell them you are a proud racist and have no intention to change anything about it?
>>536998234Probably not actually.Only if you say something mean to a brown person or tranny which causes them alarm, harassment, or distress.
>>536994236my british friend who used to be a Constable told me the bobbies (those bell-hatted mfers) are the biggest muppets under the sun.
>>536998687They're all DEI fecaloids, low IQ retards, and dysgenic creatures.
>>536998735>They're all DEI fecaloids, low IQ retards, and dysgenic creatures.It appears there are a lot of women now in the British police, even among top positions. Especially small women, and lesbians, who are arrogant, hate White men and love to demonstrate their authority.
>>536989837Dump boiling oil on top of them from the battlements, then tell the investigators they were racist towards me.
>>536989837I would say good day, what is their visit about
>>536989837>jeez is it halloween already ?
>>536989837Me? I would take out my Tec-9 featuring a high capacity 72 round drum magazine, rail-mounted telescopic sight, foregrip and extended barrel and I would shoot them both until they were dead. Then I would rape the corpses and set them on fire.
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>>536989837I'd say>Hold on a secAnd reaper nude
>>536989837Tell them I'm jewish.
>>536989924lol
>>537001057You need a shoulder stock
>>536989837accelerate
>>536989837Invite them in for tea and biscuits. Explain to them my Jewish heritage and that I'm gay.
I was walking to work at 5am the other morning. First police van I have seen in the area for about 8 years. Lurked behind me. I stopped and they cockily asked what I was doing, I just responded with why then they got even cockier. I told them to fuck off and mind their own business and kept walking. They started driving slowly behind me so I stepped out on to the road and did a shrugging motion then kept walking. They didn't follow me. Bunch of absolute weak pussies.They can all fuck off the brown protecting scumbags. Never ever respect the police of today or give them any information. And if they start annoying you just whip out your phone and say your recording and tell them to stop harrassing you.
>>536989837I don't answer my door esp since welfare sponsored niggers moved in and the little niglet loves playing ding dong ditch on me all day long.
>>536989837I would make sex on the blondesexoooooooooooooo
I don't like how the white american nazi gas chamber police have that camera on all the time because schrodriner's cat does something different when you watch him
>>537002298whites will say it's for safety but when whites say safety it means the holocaust. I think that placing people behind glass like that freezes the holocaust in place to where we cant do any thing to stop it.
Drag the left one in. Close the door for the right.
>>536989837Why does the hairless one have a TI-86 calculator strapped to the front of her vest
>>536989837Left is top cute.
>>537002553British cops don't carry guns, so they take their calculator with them to calculate their chances.
>>537002298>>537002392They record themselves to validate the legality of the gas chambering operation.They love to watch themselves act out their scripts of authority. It makes them feel like the heroes in their own poorly written snuff film. The glass, the camera, the badge is all designed to keep the status quo in a permanent deep freeze. They want the world to stay exactly as it is, forever, while they drive their ovens to the grocery store.
>>537002450Wtf are you suggesting? Are you fucking crazy? The right one is supposed to clean the floors and the shitter, there's a reason both are there.
>>536990059They would have gotten loved tenderly.
>>536989837Kill the one on the right, make the one on the left my sex slave.
What would you do if the Dutch police knocks on your window?https://www.dumpert.nl/item/7236605_f523ebaa
>>536989837What porn is this from?
>>536989837Fuck and marry left but I won’t kill right like everyone else, I’ll make it a maid.
>>536989837Say fuck off and close the door.Something bongs seem to not be able to figure out how to do.
>>537005611why would open the door to begin with?
>>537005762Maybe it doesn't have a peephole or a window.
>>536989914>Bangladesh >Invite for tea100% the tea was spiked
>>537005814A close friend of mines father was a defence attorney. He said the best thing is a 100% fenced yard, with a locked gate (just dummy locked is good enough), a no tresspassin sign and a window/camera/intercomm system, is the best way. I have a 100% fenced yard, and a locked gate. No camera, but my front door has a small side window and a peephole. No intercomm.No cop has ever come to my home, but I get census takers and even political dicks showin up, for some reason they dont seem to know what "no tresspassin" means. They just unlock the gate and come right in!!!
>>536994236goofy brown gnome
>>536989837>FINALLY I CAN HAVE SEX>No sir we're here to arrest you>SEX TIME
the one on the left can come inthe hijaby can wait outside
>>536989837my first question is why is she not wearing the face cover part of the burka? I mean, she needs it, she is totally getting mogged by the blond hottie
>>537006103Nigga, they drink the same british tea
>>536990407why are you assuming the poster is a man?
>>536995051>kikeslave doesn’t understand what worship meansIt would be funny if it weren’t so sad
>>536989837imagine snuffing them
>>536989837Wrap your head in a towel, and tell them to Fuck-Off...!
Show them my license?
>>536989837kill the brown onerape n kill the blonde one
>I'd ask who goes down on who, but I realised Muslims don't eat pork
>>536990099that's why they have the one on the right she will verify that with questions and once you fail to answer them send you to get stabbed by muslims in prison
>>537007552kek
>>536989837I'd bang the ever loving shit out of the qt3.14 on the left. pussy, anal, oral, tittyfux, simply everything. she would come back when off duty to meet with me "privately".
I'd close it and ask them to bring real policemen.
>>536989837Rape both
>>536989837ACID ATTACK(i bet bongs cant even walk in and buy this at their local ACE Hardware store without aome loiscense)
>>536989837pull dikout
>>536989837Have sex with the white girl and make the brownie film us.
>>537006392kek
>>537008951Oi! This is a digital rape offense under section 9 of the online violence act. You know that digital rape carries the same penalty as physical rape (since there's no difference anyway)? See you in 60 months (in case you're only a first time offender).
>>537002867Back then brits actually made an effort to include cute pajeetas, now they are just america 0.5, only whites and nigs exist acording to media.
>>537010439>cute pajeetasDoes not compute, sorry. You could make that claim about most other groups, just pick one of their top 5% women and I would say "true, she's cute." But there are a couple of non-starters like Pajeetas, Abbos and two or three others that are a hard pass for me, no matter what other people say.
>>536989837Unironically prettier than English women
>>536989837Post the final boss of UK police women.
>>536989837I would completely ignore the hijab camel. I would listen what the blond has to say and see.
>>536989837I would listen
>>537011655https://youtube.com/shorts/vhrJBK24ClIWell you better listen if you don't want to be arrested.
>>537003305stasi dykes double team schoolgirl
I'd tell them to go fuck themselves and they couldn't do shit about it. For all of our problems, at least we still have free speech in this country.If I was a bong, however, I'd stab them to death with a butter knife.
>>537011417I'm so-sick of GloboHomo.
>>537011471>>537011655And that's what no one did.
>>537011417Yeah buddy.
>>537007564>Follow Mohammad and Allah because they are are the same level>say the magic words after Mo's name>this isn't worshipQuran copies the talmud and thinks it is sacred scripture. Who is the kikes slave Abeed?
>>536989837>What would you do it these things showed up at your door?Sex slave the blonde one. It's my "culture", so she'd be racist if she resisted being in my harem.
>>536989924
>>536989837unzip cock
>>536989837Strangle the ugly one and blast the blonde with so much man seed after tying her up in a basement. We then produce 8 children I don’t financially support, and we fight like a married couple.
>>537019580why not just keep the ugly one as a maid/slave?
>>536989837>What would you do it these things showed up at your door?tell them my tv loicsense is down in the basement and to come with me, then they wake up at the bottom of a pit i've dug and they're forced to wrestle in bikinis while i squirt oil on them and other things
>>536989837Fuck<--->Deport
>>537019694Tempting. But not sure I want that thing running around going aya yaya aya yaya ..the thing Muslim women do? You know?
>>536989837this will never be not funny>>537016906(You)
>>536989837Distract the ugly one with a simulated azan, then invite hot one inside to rub her feet and treat her like a Queen.
>>537019896gag it 8 hours a day
>>536989837>What would you do it these things showed up at your door?Call 911. They have no jurisdiction on the California
>>536989837The blonde gets the the knickers cut off before the ole in and out. Then in the bum. The brown one gets chained to the gas pipe until she is properly trained to iron shirts, bring drinks, cook, clean without making eye contact.
>>536989837>What would you do it these things showed up at your door?
>>536989837imagine if this thing came to your door?
>>536989837Threesome?
still the ugliest 'female' ive ever seen without being able to say it has a deformity or disease
>>536990261It's funny seeing brownoid nationalism because it always revolves around two shitskins arguing how one of them is actually white
>>536990025>Fuck them till they love me faggot!But would you eat their assholes alive?
>>537002867>The right one is supposed to clean the floors and the shitter, there's a reason both are there.I wouldn't let that dirty diseased wog on my premises. And your movie picrel. I watched that fucking gay ass movie hoping for Kiera Knightly boobs, and were NONE. Not one boobs! Fuck those Hollywood faggot blokes.
>>537025046Kiera is flat
>>536990099Why is he dressed as an Easter egg?If you put this hair >>537011417 on this >>536994236 you get a cheap knockoff troll doll.
>>536989837I would invite the one on the left inside for some sex on my penis.
>>537026070lol
>>537019996need more
>>536995051Where in anything you quoted is worship if Muhammad lol? You literally just refuted yourself with thise texts.
>>536989837go
>>536994891why the racism against drones?
