Has anyone figured out why do traditional American sport fans actually hate on soccer? It's beyond not caring like Canadians who prefer hockey, they go out of their way to hate it and only on soccerThey don't hate on other foreign sports like cricket, tennis, rugby and the hundred other Olympic sports. It's specifically soccer that holds this sigma.
>>536994713It’s almost as gay as the metric system. Zero actual injuries have ever fucking happened while playing soccer, other then maybe a dehydrated vagina, yet they flop around with their homosexual, over dramatic fake injuries. Meanwhile in real football people get paralyzed, crawl off the field without a complaint, then are back out there playing next week.
>>536994713Soccer is gay and only literal homosexuals play soccer in American HS
>>536994713Is fucking boring. It's like watching hockey at 1/10 speed and without any physical contact.
>>536995214pretty sure receiving a 100mph-traveling ball in your face or getting stomped on by the spiked shoes is worse than getting bumped into a pillowed meathead as another pillowed meathead. your sport is bad for the brain and it's retarded, sure, but i doubt it's that bad, you just fall on the ground surrounded by pillows it might be uncomfortable but you also have adrenaline and so on.nothing excuses receiving a ball to the face that flies at 100 mph
>>536994713its boring
>>536995437The ball weighs like 2 grams lol, it's like taking a napkin to the face. American football is so brutal they need to redesign the helmets every few years because so many people are getting life altering brain damage from playing a few games. The only reason everybody else in the world likes soccer is because it's something poors can play, not because it's a great sport
>>536995437Thank you for using mph.
>>536994713Two reasons: soccer in the USA is played by gay faggots. Secondly only rich kids can afford soccer, so its a gay non contact pussy sport played by rich kids so the majority of middle class white Americans don't like and niggers cant afford. Its changing though with the 2nd gen immigrants promoting it and normalizing it. Soccer fields are being built even in my city and we have a soccer team now, when we only had a baseball and hockey/arena football.
>>536994713Americans have a very strong inferiority complex towards europe.Upper class people are shameless about it, lower class people are defensive about it.
Force acceptance from the media and gay, liberal fans larping as sports fans who consider themselves superior for like it If it was like Europe where rival firms got into fights before/after the games I might be into it.But instead its low-t beta males who think they are too sophisticated for the sports we like, like football, baseball, hockey, etc. So they think they are more advanced like the Europeans liking soccer.Just look at the embarrassing chants going around the American "ultras" have. Completely not organic and full of faggotry.
>>536994713BECAUSE AMERICAS SPORT IS BASEBALL THE REST OF THE WORLD CAN USE GAY METRIC AMERICA IS USING FEET AND YARDS
>>536994713We don't care though
It aint called Run It Straight for being gay. Step into the modern world, faggots. Ozzi cunts know what's up.
>>536994713>bunch of effeminate faggots prancing around on a field>time counts up instead of down>constant faking injuries>every game is a low scoring affairThe better question is why would anyone enjoy this?
>>536994713>Game lasts 4 hours>Score might be 0-1 if the game is a banger.It's just track and field that you pretend to keep score at idiots
Jewish psyops to make americans distant themself from the most popular&cheapest sport in the world that unites in sportsmanship and camaraderie. I have no proof for this, but when it doubt, blame the jews.
>>536995691i should clarify YOUTH soccer is mainly travel like i dont think they even play other cities i have no idea if theres like a house team or something. its insanely expensive and the USA is a giant country>>536995437Get hit in pads by a retard is a million times worse then getting hit by a 100mph soccer ball. its literally equivalent to run in straight. I've played football growing up and we played in our yards, its honestly worse getting hit with pads because they are coming at you full force.
>>536994713Its gay. I might as well be playing hacky sack, with a bunch of queens in the middle of San fagsisco.
>>536994713It's a good game, but it can be a considerably boring or tedious to an American sports audience. The interest slowly growing. Unfortunately, the success of the US Women's team, who are verifiable cunts, has cast a long shadow over the sport. Those bitches really are repugnant.
soccer aka divegrass aka fall and cry is not a sport
>>536994713>they go out of their way to hate it and only on soccerBecause turd worldworlders won't shut up about povertyball. Like right now you are shitting up the catalog just bitching about Americans and our superiority.
Soccer is associated with Europeans and we see Europeans as effeminate and weak. Growing up in America, you play football, baseball, hockey, wrestle, or one of the quintessential Ivy League sports like crew or lacrosse. Soccer and swimming are queerbait coded. They’re popular with gay boys and boys who have girl talk with girls.
>>536994713>not caring like Canadians who prefer hockey,soccer is a game for children
>>536995973In this case its definitely you being gay. Like the metric system. Thats gay. At some point you half to come to terms with that. >inb4 b-b-but its so easy to convertSome of us aren't niggers
>>536995437europeans are all flopping pussies. i resent that your cultural poison of flopping has seeped into american sports. go fuck yourself
>>536994713It's boring and gay and takes zero talent, perfect for the retarded turdys.
>>536996191I really dont care what people who have the mark of the jew on them think about me.
>>536995650American football is gay as fuck too you faggot
>>536994713Because the pitch is much too large, the game is too low scoring and most importantly, there is not enough physical contact and fights (boring). Compare and contrast to hockey.
>>536995815KEK this is embarrassing. The euros thought Americans would be excited.
>>536994713Because Soccerball is bigger than them.
>>536995957It lasts about hour and a half m8. Two with breaks.
>>536996030Oddly specific. I think you actually do that.
>>536996335It felt like 4 hours the one time a smoking hot latina tricked me into watching it idk. Are you sure?
>>536994713Because it's boring as fuck and only third worlders play it now. If you're white, American, and in-the-know, you hate basketball and football too. All sports teams are owned by kikes and full of criminal niggers that publicly defile white women.
Didn’t the MAGA/Alt-Right disavow the NFL for being woke? Why are so many MAGA supporters now defending NFL “football” over non-woke FIFA? The White Nationalist movement claims that “soccer” is “effeminate” because rich White men play it in America as opposed to fat niggers. Shouldn’t they WANT a sport played by White Europeans? Isn’t that the whole point of our movement?
Americans also worship power and technique. Objectively speaking the power of a football player or technique of a baseball player are objectively more impressive than either of the soccer player. It’s just a lame, boring, common denominator game that any poor person with free time on their hands can play.
>>536996575Most football fans prefer college football. The universities are obviously super woke but they take care to leave it out of the Athletics department.
>>536995214metric system > gay imperial golem systemreal footbal > egg-huggingegg-hugging is for literal faggots, I hate football too, but egg-hugging is even more gayer than that, all burgers sports are gay as fuck.Remind me in the 90's when zidane literally kick ronaldo knee so hard that it remove it.zidani was a piece of shit player.
>>536996298Hockey really is the most entertaining sport. We have the SPHL in my city is its easily the most entertaining local sport, everybody loves it even thought its a southern city and we don't really have youth hockey.
>>536994713Compared to other popular sports here, it's considered effiminate.
>>536994713>Has anyone figured out why do traditional American sport fans actually hate on soccer?Because it's big in the rest of the world and no one here plays it at a high skill level.American sports fans are insufferable assholes. It's why they exclude Japan and Taiwan from playing in the baseball "World Series" even though those countries field players who could beat us.
>>536996642your football isn't real faggot, is not actually foot-ball, you neither use your foot to play and neither you play using a ball.Is literally just faggot running around trying to hug each other and steal the egg from the other player, it couldn't be more gay even if you try, unless they start doing gay sex on the field.
>>536996398If you arent carrying a weapon you could kill someone with it isnt a sport.
>>536995214My favorite is when a player goes down and writhes and screams in such a way you'd think their shattered femur is protruding, only to later sprint past the defense, score the game-winner and summersault in celebration.Water polo is less gay than SOCCER.
>>536996761The ball has laces. Like a shoe. The sport started with people throwing shoes at one another, which is why the football has an oblong shape like a shoe as well.
>>536994713Back in the day there used to be an American soccer league. There was some tension with international soccer bodies because I think it didn't do the pyramid league structure, or I think maybe it was because it was sidelining or de-emphasising a cup competition in favor of the league structure. There was some issue along those lines.So I think the real answer is that the specific capital interests behind American sports don't like the "open" model (even though for the very top teams it is not particularly open -- they aren't ever in much danger of going down even in a bad season), and then they spin up a lot of propaganda over it. This ties into the running play clock which is not conducive to commercial breaks, etc.I'm sure there are some organic reasons why some Americans don't prefer it, but that's not the driver in the propagandistic vitriol.
>>536994713hate on what bitch? go die in lebanon kike.
>>536996676Hockey is the only cool team sport that is big in the US with deep european origins, still dominated by whites, yet the least popular. I also find it funny that most US teamsport which has money involved is basicly organized like socialists would do (buttom teams get the best young players) and mutts dont see the irony.
>>536994713It's seen as gay while American sports like baseball and football are seen as more masculine. Soccer specifically just isn't respectable. It's a bunch of men kicking a ball around in shorts with hairy scrawny legs.
>>536994713They hate FIFA/world soccer because>too much diving >too much feigning injury>too much diva faggottry>too long celebrations>gay and fake dramaThoss are all things brown and poor people do like celebrating a single goal for 10 minutes running around making it all about yourself and not the team. Nigs in NFL do that too but the NFL cracked down on excessive niggotry like long celebrations it's nothing like Ngubu running around in FIFA. Even WORSE is when it's something like 4-0 and the 5-0 goal results in some swarthy faggot celebrating way too much about it. That's extreme brown to the max and considered very bad taste in most other sports.Futbool is also a brown bitchy drama thing about the players. It's WWE but for people who don't speak English >did u see da head push Zidane Zidane did? Omggg how dare he, halalala ackbar snackbar I am soooooo brown and dramatic
>>536994713It’s boring and the players are soft. It was nice tho, seeing us kick some brownoid ass yesterday when soccer is probably the most important thing in the world to them. But then they actually called a penalty on one of them for flopping. Delightful
>>536994713In the 80’s and 90’s soccer was the “participation award” sport. It was pushed by homosexuals and single moms. The “hate” is just backlash against a sport that seemed to go against traditional American values. Plus all the players are faggots and floppers…
>>536996201don't forget soccer is also much more tactical than football. it's a lot like fighting a war
And yet no one recognizes that most of the world also plays baseball, an American sport.
I'm old enough to remember the last time the world cup was on in America and they were talking about wanting to make the goals much larger in order to score more goals, as in 10ft/3m high and 2 metres wider goalposts.There is some logic to it, given the goal sizes haven't grown while the average goalkeeper is a fucking giant compared to the height of people in the 1880s.0-0 final results are incomprehensible to the American mind.
>>536994713It's simple, the game is un-American. Americans want competitive, high scoring games with a lot of back and forth between teams. Soccer is low scoring, can result in boring ties frequently, just a lot of gay ass running up and back. You have to be both a dull and unserious person to enjoy it. >inb4 but America sports cucked and gay nowYes but that's not how they were and it has nothing with the games themselves.
>>536996761>they call their sports by literal names Thirdie coded
>>536997491american football is infinitely more tactical and strategic than your faggot sport. stop talking
>>536994713Because it’s pushed endlessly by people who are not fans of the game, but instead want to signal that they are “world citizens”. The other sports are evangelized by people who like the sport for what is it.
>>536997974they have a literal strategic meeting before doing any plays in NFL meanwhile soccer fags can't even understand their own teammates because half of them are imported from other countries
>>536994713>Has anyone figured out why do traditional American sport fans actually hate on soccer?It's not a contact sport and originated in Europe. Hockey being non-European and a neighbor who supported U.S. in their civil war against elite international traders would naturally be inducted.
>>536994713Sports are for retards. Bread and circus. Also obsessing over the achievements of other men (achievements in a child's game BTW) is quite homosexual. And being gay is morally and biologically wrong.
>>536994713Soccer is boring as fuck. Tried in good faith to like it. Football>UFC>Basketball>Hockey. Don't really give a shit outside of those.
>>536997904>using kike terminologynice cope, golem. don't forget your country is a kike-word country too.
>>536998189Hockey was actually invented by British soldiers in Canada after they saw very violent native games like Lacrosse being played by rival tribes. There was some weird ice sport the Brits played so they mixed it with lacrosse rules of full contact. It took off because of it's violence . Soccer is what your girlfriend in highschool plays it's not a serious sport
>>536996668>Remind me in the 90's when zidane literally kick ronaldo knee so hard that it remove ittell me more plsexplain your dreams
>>536996695>American sports fans are insufferable assholes. It's why they exclude Japan and Taiwan from playing in the baseball "World Series" even though those countries field players who could beat usAre you literally fucking braindead?
>>536995691>Secondly only rich kids can afford soccerCompared to what? Baseball and gridiron? The fuck why is soccer supposed to be expensive, fucking brazil ghetto kids are playing it every day. You playing with golden balls or some shit?
>>536994713The real reason is they're simply not that good at it.
Another reason Westoids enjoy baseball is that there is a code of conduct enforced by the players.For example you hit a home run and decide that instead of just running the bases and celebrating after you decide to act mad niggerish and dance around like a Kansas City faggot while you run the bases.Well the next guy on your team up to bat is going to have the ball thrown at him directly as hard as possible for punishment. Because of that your own team is going to call you out for acting like a brownoid and breaking the unwritten conduct rules ergo that stuff usually never happens. There is no such conduct enforced in futboool as thirdies and puppetry frenchman or Spaniards have zero shame
>>536997739They also used have these retarded running start penalties where a dude would dribble towards the goal instead from the middle line or so.
>>536999828Wasn't always like that. Actually being a diver was a great insult and the premier league did actively encourage player to not flop, or at least the fans did.
>>537000098Btw. isn't flopping also a big thing in basketball these days? Like whole teams doing it.
>>536994713>why do traditional American sport fans actually hate on soccer?It's boring as fuck, and watching it results in a bunch of niggers and browns getting paid to be in your country. No thanks, hard pass, fuck off.
>>536995214That depend. We'll never forgive germs for this one.
>>536995437I played football in highschool. If you're doing it right, then each time you hit someone it feels like a car crash.
>>536994713>90 minutes of watching sweaty niggers run up and down a grass field.>Final score 0-0>Watch the low brow mexicans in my town go crazy over poverty ballI wonder why 'Muricans dont bother. Hockey is at least fast paced and has fights. Soccer is really only popular worldwide cause any broke ass nigger on the planet with a hollowed out gourd can kick it around and start playing.
>>536995437I’d love to see you, yourself, play against a tier one high school football team. Full padding and all. I’m sure you’d be fine. It’s all pillows.
>>537000404This is pretty much it. I view it as a thirdy thing when it comes to South Americans, and gay when it comes to Europeans. It’s dull as shit to watch. The fake injury shit is gay. Hockey is the official sport of huwhites.
>>537000255I agree soccer needs an ad break before every corner ball. That would be much more exciting. Also quater time and bigger goals. Then after the second quater a longer break where bad bunny sings about big asses in spanish, brought to you by palentir.
>>537000098Yes but it's more than just diving it's the conduct of players in general in world soccer acting totally unsportsmanlike and mad niggerish this is why the game was never popular in North America except for high school girls or local teams where that stuff doesn't happen. Imagine in hockey if a guy scored a goal then danced around the ice for 5 full minutes ripping off his jersey and acting like he just won the cup what do you think the other team would do? Probably tear the heads off of whoever was on the ice after that. League would prob fine the guy too. It's all that kind of conduct in addition to flopping and feigning
>>537000622They should release starving Cheetahs on the field after half time and make it interesting.
>>537000631>mad niggerish
>>536994713I played soccer for 10 years as a kid, its one of those sports thats fun to play but not fun to watch. unlike real football which is fun to watch but not fun to play.
>>536994713They hate it because they lose miserably and are tired of the constant humiliation while they're think they're the best in the world.
>>537000797Eh, part of the fun of any sport is actually to follow the statistics and rooting for a specific team, ideally a local one. You got some kind of fan culture for stuff like college highschool football with tailgating and such, but as a whole you guys seem rootless. Band waggoning successful teams was one of the worst things you could do as a kid. Like Bayern fans in Cologne or so are the lowest of the low in terms of fandom.
>>537001050Like I literally can't comprehend American style club ownership where a team moves from one city to another one. That's fucking unheard of here.
>football is the best sport because nothing happens so you don't have to pay attention with long breaks every few seconds just in case>baseball is ok as well for the same reason>soccer the ball is always in play so you feel more compelled to watch even though no one ever actually scores>basketball is soccer but things happenI don't watch sports much though.
soccer just seems extremely gay to me
>>537000782That's football not baseball dumbass. And in football you legally crack that niggers head open on the next play if youre mad.
>>537000782Yeah and the NFL cracked down you can act niggerish for a few seconds then play must resume Meanwhile in world soccer, literally a full 5 minutes of a retard ripping off his shirt and dancing around ugh gross thirdie shit
>>537001292At least in soccer nobody is wearing gold chains during the game. What the hell is up with that?
>>537000622>Implying that American football watching isn't also gay as fuck, and results in a bunch of niggers getting paidHans, you've got me all wrong.
>>537001313Also they do this shit after a PENALTY GOAL. You never see in any other sport mad niggerish levels of over celebrating a free shot given by the refs unless the game is over. Instead it's 10m into the game and Ngubu or Sanchez has his shirt off and is running wild on the field when it should just be a nod and get back to the real game.Anyway that's why it's not popular here
>>537001434American vanity with a touch of niggerishness. Real common saying for NFL players is, "look good, feel good, play good". So alot of them will be like meticulously when it comes to their game attire.
>>536994713soccer is a fag sport.
>>536994713It's a vestige of the American Revolutionary War. England likes it, therefore they have to hate it. It's popular and a good way of distracting the goyim, so that they don't riot or unionize? No problem, they invented some weird substitutes of their own instead of it.It's a part of their national identity.
>>537001801I guess in soccer these bitches gel up their hair and such. Wouldn't be surprised if Ronaldo actually wears make-up.
>>536995409raygun is hot af
>>536995471It's a testament to the absolute peak performance of the players that it's boring. They're constantly able to prevent things from escalating too far. That's very hard to do.
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>>536997341>too much feigning injuryThose are almost always done strategically, so that the party of the "injured" player gets a good shot at scoring a goal from that position. They don't do that in places that they don't benefit from it too much.But sometimes they actually do damage each other seriously.
>>537002053I hate that shit more than the dancing to tell you the truth. You score, youre excited. I understand that. Some times its even hilarous. Victor Cruz used to salsa dance everytime he scored, and im not sure why, but basically everyone (including myself) thought it was hysterical. But dolling yourself up like a whore takes planning and premeditation. And its not even occasionally funny.
>>536994713soccer is for poors and is boring as shit
>>537002361So? Its still gay. People in the NBA try to draw fouls all the time too, but the fans are vicious to the players that do this. Americans HATE foul baiting. I cant emphasize that any more. That and the extra time would cause riots. No way you could have a ref just add some arbitrary minutes to the end of the game. If its not on a heavily regimented time schedule, people will kill one another over it.
>>536994713Soccer is an international communist conspiracy to drain our precious bodily fluids
>>537002483Fair enough, (actual) football fans do put up with it. In fact, a lot kinda like it too because it changes the pace of the game. Penalty kicks and stuff introduce a bit of unpredictability to the regular schedule of the game. Strategies have to be swapped constantly on the fly.
>>536995471>no ad breaks during the match so it's boring
Because it involves 2 things:1) being in shape - means you have to control your food intake in order to run for 2 hours straight which would grenade the earnings of McSlopstons and Burger Slop, which would make GDP number line go down.2) running or moving your legs in general - this is a big no-no because moving your legs means oil companies aren't making any money which again makes GDP line go down.As you can see football is very anti-merchant-coded, the rest is just coping mechanisms by fatties.>it's boringYes, hand egg is super exciting with 2 second plays followed by 20 minutes of viagra commercials for impotent boomers. I can't think of anything more exciting than this.
>>536994713They suck at it and are mad it's more popular than their own "invention", which in their jealous rage they also called football, for whatever harebrained reason.
>>536995214If it doesn't have strong streak of medieval violence and brutality to it then it's not a sport. And try and find even one real American that will tolerate "cricket" for even 30 seconds.
>>537002806I can understand changing the pace of the game. But some deep part inside of me hates doing it by faking a foul. I feel like the average American sports fan would prefer no rules, and solving disputes by fights to the death than they would excessive officiating
>>536994713It's just kind of bland to watch. Still fun to play with friends if you have nothing better to do.
>>536994713not enough sweaty men ramming into each other for them
>>536994713Attention span.Football is a suspense game where it's difficult to score.Americans need sports where something always happens ever minute.
>>536994713Idk man but I was rooting for Paraguay yesterday after I saw our embarrassing niggerfied opening show. Like we could've just did American stuff like have some cowboys on horses or something, but instead it was some weird Vietnamese guy in a golden suit and niggers twerking and grabbing their dick every 5 seconds. Extremely embarrassing to be an American these days. Fuck this country.
>>536994713A lot of Americans simply have all the exposure to other sports that they need. It's not that they wouldn't like it; it's just not necessary for their entertainment. I never decide in advance to sit down and watch a soccer game, but if I happen across one on TV, I'll probably watch it. Golf and soccer have many of the same elements of appeal of other sports, but the different pace and structure present that in a way that isn't all that compelling to people used to watching American football, hockey, basketball and even baseball.
>>536999750In the US soccer barely exists outside of clubs and teams. The only people I know that played soccer were all lower to upper middle class, it's expensive because if you're in one of those few organizations you are most likely having to travel a lot to play. If you're serious at all then you have to do camps in Europe to go anywhere even collegiate which puts the price point around equestrian sports for (realistic) entry into a professional environment. It's also not really respected at all unlike apehoop or football so there's very little youth engagement, no one knows any names like Ronaldo unless they're already into the sport.
Its because americans worship niggers.American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers
I honestly hate soccer too. Taking soccer championships seriously decreases your IQ. Normieslop galore.
>>536994713>Has anyone figured out why do traditional American sport fans actually hate on soccer? It's beyond not caring like Canadians who prefer hockey, they go out of their way to hate it and only on soccerBecause using just your legs is retarded
