I literally can feel my Viking ancestors within me crying out. My ancestors were brave independent farmers and explorers who sailed storming seas. They lived in a free state, beholden to nobody except their honor and local community… and meanwhile I’m paying taxes to baby eating Pedophiles
I think Warsails DLC is great. Fight me.
Same.
>>536996577Hypothetical question for /pol/acksWould you take it if you were magically offered the option to otherwise look like peak aryan chad but simultaneously be a manlet just to give you one nerfAs in>blond hair, blue eyes, athletic build, hunter eyes, sharp jawline, peak nordic/germanic/scandinavian skull structure>...but you're like 5'7Would you take the downside
>>536996577Yeah, you can still live in honor and do work toward becoming self sufficient. A lot of these guys ended up as weak faggots too, its just the nature of becoming civilized and soft. There are still many fights ahead, play the long game
>>536997035No. I prefer my darker eyes and hair and being tall. My ideal phenotype for a girl too is the same, like that girl from the vampire diaries
>>536996577and heres you, using a memeflag because you think saying you have viking ancestors is enough for your government to arrest youcuck
>>536996577Revolt then. Fight back. Stop waiting for things to fix themselves, that shit is stupid.
>>536996577https://youtu.be/kmWTZ3KfnXE
>>536996577The modern analogue of Vikings who languished as day labourers in their homelands and sailed stormy seas and toiled through tempests, for the purpose of plundering and ransacking faraway lands are the Islamic refugees from places like Syria, Iraq, Palestine, Afghanistan and Sudan. They also brave the choppy waters of the Mediterranean with their kin to enter the lands of the dayoos cuckold Europeans in order to consume their resources and drain their wealth. To ransack your inheritance and plunder your patrimony. To conquer not only your lands, but the tight bodies of your licentious women too. They are the true spiritual descendants of the Vikings and will be remembered as such, when the whole of Western Europe eventually accepts the light of Islam.
>>536996759Bannerlord single player is trash
>>536996577>farmersI thought they were more like seal hunters.
>>536997443How do you come with dumb shit like that? They fled war like cowards and live on handouts.
>>536997035No. I am brown haired and brown eyed white and kicked the shit out of the so called Aryan chads in the military.When studying hypergamy you will see the same effects the top 1-10% of beauty have in terms of benefits. I have known 2 chads with blue eyes and Aryan features. One was 6'4 with a 8" penis the other was 5'9 but looked like Leonardo Dicaprio. Both were immense assholes who had fucked up lives. They couldn't escape because women would give them whatever they wanted eventually. I lost all respect for women when I saw how they would willingly degrade themselves over and over to be with them. "You tried to rape me last night but I still want to fix you" shit. Literally.I have known drug dealers who would give hot women whatever drugs they wanted just to keep them around. It's a thing.The things I did in life, the wins, came from the nurture side of things, not nature. Hot women are hot but they get old. Hot men are weak because they will always be handed a way out. Resistance is a mandatory for growth. Go to the gym and only do half the number of sets or only use light weights. People become happy by taking things away. Evil is always excess in the metaphysics world, see 7 virtues 7 deadly sins.
>>536997443New Years Eve in Cologne 10 years ago was Lindesfarne.The conquest has only just begun.
>>536996577No one cared about vikings until that really gay laughably unrealistic Vikings TV show came out that pretty much invented new hairstyles/tattoos. Then all of the sudden normies started walking around saying Vikings have always been badass and converting to norse paganism, getting viking tattoos, getting Vikings TV show haircuts, etc.All that because of a capeshit-level TV show lmao.And BTW Vikings weren't a people either, it was an occupation, which is essentially the same as pirate or raider predominantly made up of young men motivated by plundering treasure. Most Norse people had nothing to do with it and were farmers.
>>536997693That's what you like to tell yourself Teemu. In reality they boast about their conquests and booty on social media in the same way that the Vikings returned to their Nordic homelands and wrote grandiose sagas and eddas about their adventures, with themes of war, conquest, victory, plunder, booty, honor, dignity and sacrifice. They boasted about their escapades to their progeny and wove elaborate epics and legends about their raids. On the other hand the refugees regale their families with their stories by importing them into their conquered lands, and building a life their, and imposing their own traditions, cultures, institutions, rituals, religions and beliefs upon the conquered peoples. While also forcing the cuckold kuffar to pay the jizya through taxation for their upkeep and maintenance via welfare (or Hartz IV in Germany)
>>536997864Then why when you were a kid did you run around the Ontario plains pretending you were a Viking warrior if no one cares until the TV show?
>>536996577>teenager watches Vikings TV show and plays Mount & Blade>I literally can feel my Viking ancestors within me crying out.That was me too. Wish I had a funny image for it.
>>536996577i can feel the vikings tickling my anus
>>536996577Skål
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>>536996577Read the Havamel
>>536999878I read the heroic and mythological poems. It was kino. But the Dover translations.
>>536996577Mountain and blade: Warband is a helluva simulator . But your vikangz are no match for my swadian cavalry
>>536996577Should I make my total conversion mod for Warband or Bannerlord? Each has something the other doesn't. Neither one is an objective, direct 'upgrade'.
>>536996577BUMP FOR TND
>>536997035not being tall is, in many ways, like not having a penis. i'll pass
>>536997443It’s funny watching people LARP about muh based Viking warriors and then in the present day some non Christians arrive on boats and start stealing, raping stabbing and taking land and all of a sudden they don’t fancy it anymore
>>537001793Well the Scandinavians got raided themselves, a lot of conquest historically has been escalating reprisals against shithead behavior. The fundamental appeal of paganism is a belief system where Jews aren't the main characters.
>>536996577OP I really feel the same way. I've been considering just leaving the country and giving up on it and disappearing into the Amazon jungle I'm just so fucking done with our whole gay earth.
>>537001793Indeed.
>>536996577>I literally can feel my Slaiv ancestors within me crying out. My ancestors were brave independent farmers and explorers who sailed storming seas. They lived in a free state, beholden to nobody except their honor and local community… and meanwhile I’m paying taxes to baby eating Pedophiles
>>537003942>disappearing into the Amazon junglebill gates has released horrors beyond our comprehension in there. you will end up shitting blood and flesh nodules through your dick and that will probably be the least of your concerns.
>>536996759I love killing villagers, taking all their stuff, and burning their villages.
