>be me, 1999>dropped out of highschool - too boring>ran around a few years, working shit jobs smoking weed and partying>get arrested for small time shit weed possession public intox etc>Dave matthews plays Hartford,CT over the summer, 3 day festival and we all go without tickets to party>drunk exchange student from england(played on the CT ODP(Olympic development) squad - very quiet, straight a student parents rich af>Nigel has one to many, goes full anglo saxon subhuman, lights empty trash on fire, kicks it under some girls car>car catches on fire, people cheer, another car catch on fire>fire dept shows up gets pelted with bottles and rocks>Police show up start pepper spraying and cracking skulls>Next day we go back, Hartford PD in full riot gear ready for war>No tickets, young drunk and full of rage, we battle the police for hours>Get arrested for assault on leo, inciting a riot, criminal mischief, laundry list of shit>ohfuck.png this got real>go to recruiter, score 93 on asvab and qualify for Nuke school or Advanced Electronic Computer Fields>Pick AECF->Firecontrol because blowing shit up is great>Recruiter goes to court with me, tells judge uncle sam gonna deal with me but can't have these felonies>Judge asks recruiter how long till he can ship me out of fagnetticut. 60days tops your honor>Charges dropped peace out>fuck around and actually go to boot camp>Lifelong multi-sport athlete, ODP soccer player, boot camp is a literal joke, surrounded by retards>Win academic award winner for my boot class, get another free rate advancement>spend the next 2 years learning everything I need to know about the bgm-109 tomahawk missile and the related systems>spend next 4 years getting paid to launch tomahawks at sand niggers>Never take GI bill, never go back to school, get out of military start selling cars and making 10-15k a month>yfw when you got to kill hundreds of dune coons and get paid for it
>OP
>>536996965nah
>>536997437congratz, I will now join the military
>>536996641Pic related is the only war that Jewfaggots are going to get, and they're gonna get it on the streets of America. Good luck getting those recruitment numbers up after (A) Americans even in "safe" branches now know they're actually going to be shot-at while deployed and (B) Trump and his Jews' humiliating fiasco trying to take down Iran.
When did /pol/ turn into inane blogs about the menial lives of losers?
>>536996641No one's going to die for this kike country anymore.
>>536996641This post glow so bright
>120 IQEnough to be verbose (OP), but never actually distinguish oneself...
>>536996641I skimmed this>score high on aptitude test, go into advanced computer systems branch of military>come out of military as a car salesmanNot even the shill spam can hide the fact that there is no merit in the country anymore, kek
is this just one bored shitposter spamming military recruitment threads using AI?
>>536998444average annual earnings of 250-350k for the last 10 years, cope more about muh car sales being some loser job. I'm not saying its glamorous or prestigious but I make more than 99.9% of humans
>>536998999You could be making a million a year and you wouldn’t be convincing me to be more like you. You were a lowlife before the military, you’re a lowlife now, scamming decent people to make a living. You’ll always be a lowlife. Keep your money, you jewish faggot.
Lmao at the Marines ad at the top of the page.
>>536996641not dying for kikerael, fuck off glowie scum zogbot, you are next after kikes>>536996965fpbp
>>536999154Keep telling yourself that kiddo. I have met many "principled" losers like you in this life. Hiding behind your high horse talk, while accomplishing nothing in life.Boring desu
>>536996641That’s very uninteresting
>>536996641What’s the point of this blog post?
>>536999411I guess it is LLM, the insults don’t even make sense>hiding behindIt’s an anonymous imageboard. If the bot wants to claim others are hiding, it should tripfag (so we can filter it), else it is also hiding.>accomplishing nothingLike having the opportunity to be a nuclear engineer but turning into a used car salesman.>reddit spacing>triggering ancient word filters to seem hip and “in the know”Roodypoo candyass. The worst is doubling down and making the argument “you are a principled loser but I am an unprincipled winner!”. Great, you have no principles, you represent the country swimmingly. If your goal is to recruit more people, that’s not going to do you many favors. You’ll have to continue to deal with a disloyal and stupid mutt mercenary joke of an army, filled with to-be-used-car-salesman, shilling and begging on 4chan while capable and principled people just laugh at you and call you a faggot.
My story is pretty much thesame but instead of the military I was so handsome I decided to be a male escort for wealthy women. The only problem was only men called me and no women, then because im such a people pleaser and am suseptible to peer pressure I became partly gay for pay.
>>536999957I am sorry your parents and teachers filled your head with liberal utopian lies about human nature and how the world works. You should study the real influential people of history to derive your "principles". You have no principles because you only use them as a justification for your failures.
>>536999971do something strange for a little bit of change is a really old story
>>536996641Hail Cobra!
wow you make joining the military and becoming a car salesman sound like a crazy life lol
>>536996641Cool story. Still not dying for ZOG faggot
>>537000200I don't think it was the military and car sales, I was born pretty crazy. I just love getting into mischief
Car salesmen are the second worst human beings after tow guys.
>>536996641>be me>read this>want to Join US military now.>Just kidding, won´t die for Israel.>Only Americans can die for Israel.>The perfect GOY, the MUTTGOY.
>>536996641When will you jew slaves be removing the tens of millions of unwanted aliens you allowed to invade and colonize our country? Mark Esper.mp4 - 6.16MBhttps://buzzheavier.com/trjm0ejzlk50
>>537000330>”I was born crazy!”>please sir, please buy this 2012 Honda Civic with 200k miles, it’s in perfect condition! Like new! Please don’t leave, you’ll regret it! I’ve got buyers lined up for this rare gem!Yeah, you’re a real loose cannon lil bro. So edgy that the moment you faced any kind of real life consequences you knelt down to ZOG and begged them to let you be their foot slave.Pathetic, whimpering bitch.
>>537000780I just wanted to tomahawk browns and get out of my small town, its not that deep
>>537000853people who talk like you always project this flimsy confidence, but people who have lived and experienced the real world don't say things like that. ever.
>>536996641I'm not dying for Israel, there's quite literally nothing you can do to force me.
>>537000925Your life history:>golem for jews>handing out fliers for ToyotathonAre you sure you’ve really experienced the real world and lived life yourself?>You’re MEAN!>REAL human beans aren’t BIG MEANIES like you!>people don’t say things like that!>*clap emoji* EVER. *clap emoji*Little baby retard gonna cry?
>>536998999Bullshit, I am interested sales
>>537000873You retards seem to not understand that you've completely alienated all of the nationalists with your anti-nationalist jewish multi-alienism, DEI, CRT, ESG, feminist, gay, bullshit. The problem isn't that everyone here is afraid to go into combat it's that we have nothing to go into combat for outside of the US. No one is dying to perpetuate this slum of alien niggers ruled by jewish democratic socialists. We were all told this isn't our country anymore and when I go outside and see the aliens and drug addicts dying in the streets, I believe it. We're not dying in a war for you. Fix our own country.
>>536996641
>>536996641Nice story glownigger. You think that people still can be plied by these boomer-tier appeals to social climbing in a rotten society?>Hehe if I say the sand nigger word those ultra-far-right boys will flock to my banner if I manipulate them with the right language.Sloganeering is all you have, you stupid traitorous dipshit. Here to peddle your effeminate method.Here's a few sensible ideas for you and your ilk that will produce results, considering we're decades deep now in asinine problems being allowed to fester:>Dislodge all of the Israelis from this country's political system and the military>Eliminate all life in Washington D.C>Bring the Mormons mafia in the CIA and the rest of the IC to heel>Exterminate AIPAC as a lobbying group and the proxy for Mossad that they are>Mass-deportations for illegal spics and other sundry brownoid third-world trash>No more lax immigration from foreign garbage>Hobble corporations and their ability to de facto determine policy>Stop being flagrantly anti-White like the dyed-in-the-wool traitors you are>Stop outsourcing vital industry and gatekeeping training and careers for vital industry behind ideological reasons, shareholder avarice, and gassed up HR harpies with an axe to grind>Stop pampering women and allowing them to hold power because some boomer or sex-pest brownoid likes to stare at their ass>Have the JCO corps in the US military stage a coup d'etat against the brass, who have all been installed for political reasons and not because they are able soldiers>Decouple everything from the Israelis>Cease charging headlong into jewish wars>Stop destroying Europe for jewish reasons, and for moneyed interests which coincidentally all happen to also be jewish.>Glass Israel with a barrage of nuclear weaponsYet here you are, trying to sell your slop with this, "Woahhh NIGGERS, Woaahhh SPORTSBALL, WOAAW muh thrillz".Fix the shit you people broke and I might desire things besides crushing your skull.
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>>537001382When everyone becomes homeless, noone will be homeless.
>>536996641imagine taking advice from a car salesman
>>536996641Wow where do I sign up to die for Israel?
>>537000925Looks like OP got buck broken, this is not a ZOGolem humiliation thread
