So far we've seen them claim they>make you rapidly lose weight(this much seems to be true at least)>boost heart health>make your pp bigger>now they are saying they can halt ageingWhat are they fucking up to? Its turbo cancer isn't it? Or some other fucked up shit
>>537001424Because it's the biggest (hue) potential market niche since the invention of the antibiotic.
>>537001759>Because it's the biggest (hue) potential market niche since the invention of the antibioticFpbpAmerica is centralized wealth, but also the highest per capita obesity rate.Even a retard could do this math
>lose weight>heart is better off>penis gets more blood and you lose your fat mound and gain inches>live longer because not fat
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>>537001424>Jews spend 10 years pushing "fat acceptance" and "body positivity" >whoops, that's no longer fashionable. Wanna get skinny fast? We coincidentally just released and are heavily marketing a class of drugs for that!
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>>537001424fat people are really expensive and dont generate enough tax to balance their cost to the economy.
>>537001424I lost 28kg on that shit. Even if the jews have some sinister plan I don't care as I'm getting a shitton of pussy again
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>>537002490It just makes you not hungry, right?My problem is I eat when I'm stressed or bored or just because it tastes good. I don't think ozempic fixes that.
>>537002031>>penis gets more blood and you lose your fat mound and gain inchesThis, does not take a genius to figure it out but timmy sure as hell cant, went from 130kg to 68kg, i wake up horny with massive boners, getting skinny (58kg) is my goal to see if can push to 17cm.You dont need jew pills or inject yourself with shit, just eat healthy and less cals.
>>537001424because they just give you the thing that jews have been calling aids since the 80s
>>537001424This is why people eat more than they used to.
What if they want everyone skinny because you'll die off quicker when they start the planned famines? Chubby chads will live for weeks off stored fat alone
>>537002251it's the same kind of people that got "chronic fatigue syndrome" from 'rona lol. sometimes the week just get culled>>537002343this was caused by fat retards doing crash dieting, leading to blood pressure going down, while them still taking their blood pressure meds, making the blood pressure drop a lot which lead to the eyes not being oxygenated enough and the nerves dying>>537002402has been deboonked in studies since then>>537002511same amount of bone density loss as in normal weight loss without glp-1the bones regenerate once you start excercise
>>537002490you will either keep taking it and get a horrific side effect soon or stop taking it, gain all the weight back, and get the horrific side effect laterthere is no cheat codes in life
>>537001424Does it slow aging because statically it increases death? You don't exact age when dead.
>>537002655>>This is why people eat more than they used to.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bJfcEf3VikA
>>537002655People eat more because of HFCS in everything which is pure sugar. Instant glucose surge for the rust while the fructose component can only be processed by the liver giving you fatty liver disease cause you send it a months worth of fructose from natural foods on a daily basis and it instnatly turns to fat. If you want to lose weight natty and fix your metabolism you must eliminate all fructose first.
>>537002597not even that. the "not hungry" part lasts only a few weeks to months. what it does in the long run is that you don't think constantly about food. it has some effect on the dopamine center in the brain.but yeah, being bored is still a trigger for me to eat. but as long as I have something to do I just don't think about food.once the not hungry effect is gone you still need some discipline to continue losing weight. normoid npcs just switch to another medication by then (that's the 15% weight loss that has been observed on average on studies). but if you count calories you don't need to switch to another medication. glp1 just makes the whole process easier because you don't think the whole day about your next meal
>>537002853don't care. still taking it :)
>>537001424Probably eternal enslavement, if I had to tell you. Once your body gets used to these "drugs" then if you ever stop taking them in the future you die in pain and agony, so you will always be the goodest goy to the system so you can continue to receive these "drugs". Turning the human immune system itself into a subscription service.
>>537002864would be my guess. fat people die earlier because of direbeetus and heart attack and shit. if you lose weight you're less likely to get that.
>>537003008people eat more because food industry jews engineer the food to make people more hungry so they buy more of the same slopi mean they work on food that will defeat GLP-1 and they even admit it (and are proud of it)it's just jews doing jewish things
>>537001424Reduced caloric intake is correlated with longer life, big whoop. Stop being fat.
>>537003193Same goes with the mind drugs. There will be mass suicides and freak outs if those ever stop.
>>537002781They're all due to nutritional deficiencies. Caused by eating less and by the damage caused to digestion by ozempic. >>has been deboonked in studies since thenIf you say something has been debunked, post the info. Back your claims. All those conditions are caused by nutritional deficiencies. Including depression. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdN4jC9SBPI
>>537003522>weight loss is caused by eating lesswohoo retard, thanks for clearing that up
>>537001424Because the first world is facing a $20 trillion health crisis over the next 25 years from complications of obesity. A pill that makes fatties stop being fatties is nearly as affordable of a solution as killing all the fatties without the same amount of moral outrage.
>>537001759Well, the biggest market niche since the covid vaccine.
>>537003564Enjoy your big pharma drugs dude. Listen to the MDs.
>>537003751>Listen to the MDs.
>>537003751>Listen to the MDs
>>537001424Solve obesity:>make you rapidly lose weight(this much seems to be true at least)All other problems associated with obesity also go away:>boost heart health>make your pp bigger>now they are saying they can halt ageingWOAH, why are scientists pushing for a drug that cures the main problem which causes unending health symptoms?
>>537001424>Its turbo cancer isn't it?No, it just works very well but it requires constant/chronic use. They're essentially promoting another subscription service for weak willed people who cannot make changes to their gluttonous lifestyles. Still, it does help people who cannot help themselves.
>>537003797Are these actual numbers or is this one of those "everyone that has drank water has died" situations?
>>537002031>>537002617It's like the answer has been there all along. Stop being fat and you'll live longer and happier. All it takes is a few weeks of willpower to make a new lifestyle stick.
weird how everyone on these wonder drugs has rapidly become ugly though isn't it
>>537004375A fat fuck's face is bloated which stretches their skin out similarly to a face lift. When the fat is gone, so is the face lift.
>>537002932>vegetables for ironok retards
>>537001424>signs of slowing biological agingThis is such a vague claim that even having cancer could count.
>>537001424>make you rapidly lose weight(this much seems to be true at least)They don’t make you rapidly lose weight. They kill your appetite, you still have to count calories and make a calorie deficit. For every person who lost a lot of weight on them, there are many more or haven’t. Everyone you listed is a side effect of weight loss. Boost heart health means your bad cholesterol like LDL goes down with weight loss. Make your pp bigger, receding abdominal fat will unhide part of your dick that’s been hiding in there. Slowing biological aging? Fat ages you, losing weight makes you look younger. If you can discipline yourself enough to make a structured lifestyle change in diet, you don’t need this stuff. It just helps people do that by killing their appetite and making them feel full
>>537003295>fat people die earlier because of direbeetusDiabetes is due to nutritional deficiencies, mainly chromium and vanadium. Discovered in the 1950s by Dr. Walter Mertz.>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dzCMfFp5JZ4>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9yBc_1ZiwI
>>537004554doesn't explain the hollow eyes that stare in terror, etc.
>>537004670weird how no one ever falls for just one crank scam; instead, it's all of themi already know your response
>>537004320Here's the study. https://webdc.com/pdfs/deathbymedicine.pdf
Why wouldn't they? You're in starvation mode because of them and oxidative phosphorylation will be slowed right down. Hence, aging will be slowed too.
>>537004691That's explained by them being hardcore food addicts that chemically tricked their brains into enduring their withdrawal without relapsing.It's like Heroin addicts that go to Methadone clinics to reduce the withdrawal symptons.
>>537005084maybe chemically inducing starvation to halve your bodyweight in 2 picoseconds isn't healthy
>>537001424It's literally just because people eat less and usually healthier when they're on those drugs. If you run a shit ton of food through your system all the time, it wears on it. Just like a road with heavy traffic also gets worn faster than one without. That's also why Japanese get so old. They don't eat a lot, and they usually eat healthy food. They don't have an obesity problem either. Most centennials will also tell you that they don't eat much and never really have.
>>537005213Abrupt changes in weight are never healthy. But as proven by millions of studies and billions of anecdotes, being underweight is still a lot healthier than being slightly overweight. Being obese or heavier is worse for your health than smoking or doing drugs.
>>537005490they need to leave the slampigs alone though
>>537004816Another trick by the serpent
>>537001424Obesity causes more than being fat. It fucks up your organs, muscles, nerves, metabolism, the list goes on. You don’t need these drugs just control yourself >>537002402Yes fasting makes you feel bad like you’re depressed and stuff but push through it and your body feels better after.Don’t use the drugs
>>537001424they didn't say halt they said slow down. a big part of ageing is chronic inflammation. skinny people age better and live longer than fatties.
>>537001424I was going to reply this >>537002031 but he beat me to it.I fucking bet that these claims have not been made against a healthy average population, but from the lardasses themselves finding out what happens when your body responds to being physiologically healthy instead of a mess.
>>537004320They are the number 3 killer according to themselves (AMA). But that's just the number of people they kill with the shit they do. But then there are all the people they don't cure who die unnecessarily.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZUW_msobAs>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t7UtZ--Tk2Uhttps://patents.google.com/patent/US10105389B1/enhttps://theuniversalantidote.com/https://andreaskalcker.com/en/
>>537001424its just advertising, same thing as sam altman saying he made sentient mecha hitler skynet in 2 more weeks. The pill probably can THEORETICALLY do that, just like not exercising THEORETICALLY increases lifespan by your heart being used less, but these benefits are fully negated by the sideffects of the pill and consequences of not exercising.
>>537005704>You don’t need these drugs just control yourselfEasier said than done. It's actually the natural state of human beings to just stuff themselves when given the opportunity. That's how it was when we were hunter gatherers. Eat it or lose it. We are still the same genetically. Some people just have a better appetite regulation in their brain and gut, which is completely out of their control, but then they walk around and act like they got soo much self-control, when in reality, they are just lucky. Also, some people can just eat like crazy and never gain a single pound. I have a friend who's the lankiest motherfucker. You can see every single vein in his body, and he eats like a pig all the time. He eats more than me, and more unhealthy, and I'm chubby. Life isn't fair, kek.
>>537005608no.Fatties are sex offenders and need to be dealt with.
>>537001424>>make you rapidly lose weightWhich logically, entirely by itself:>>boost heart health>>make your pp appear as big as it always was under the flab >>slows aging in obese people who's life expectancy was in the early 60s and returns them to normal Being Obese is worse than being a coal miner who smokes a pack a day.
>>537002617>58kgi hope you are really short otherwise that might make you impotent
>>537002655nah its because half the population has sedentary jobs.
>>537001424Uh maybe it's because tons of people are fat as fuck and nothing else has worked to get them to lose weight? This is especially important if your country for health care because being fat is the main driver of health problems. They'll save a gazillion dollars just by getting people to lose some weight.
>>537007158I believe that sleep deprivation is the biggest driver of overeating. People have to work all day no matter how tired they are and eating can compensate for not having enough sleep.
>>537001424>fat jabflab jab
>>537001424All of that is just the benefits of fasting
GLP1s qualify for Medicare temporarily. They are trying to siphon off as much tax money as they can. It's a direct transfer from your paycheck to Big Pharma.
>>537001424>boost heart healthDoesn't it permanently weaken the heart muscle fibers?
>>537003125You're gonna regret it.
>>537001424it turns out that being healthy does everything you greentexting. losing weight does those things in comparison to staying fat and unhealthyexcept your pp. that's just getting rid of the fat pad to give a better visual effect
>>537007696The obesity already did that.The drug just stops the harm after most of it has already been done.
>>537002617If it weren't for Timmy and Carlos, you'd have a bunch of retards going around sacrificing all the hottest women to Haiouersbdgfbsesfasduhwyfsbga, the God of Wasteful Suffering.
>>537001424Fatasses can't work as hard and need more medical leave and become contagious faster due to weakned immune system. Obviously you do not want themn to be fatasses.I doupt it's any intentional population culling.That or it's simply the company that makes ozempic wanting to sell ozempic and people that see results/want clicks talking about it /shilling it.>>537002371They is actually a disjointed group of people in positions of power following their own profit incentives and maybe even ideologies. It's not some group of like 12 mega geniuses with identical beliefs and goals micromanaging everything like an adderal riddled starcraft 2 addict.Fat acceptance was likely pushed because of woke brownie points + higherups in the company that where fat themselves or had kinks for fat women.For example the CEO of YouTube gets money when you scroll, ideally you would scroll 24/7, even on your company time. The company you work at would not like you doing that on company time. That or when musk bought twitter and every platform relaxed their enforement of racism policies to compete with twitter/because they realised racism keeps people engaged.>>537002853> there is no cheat codes in lifeLife is unfair and does not care about "cheat codes", for those with visual impairments glasses could be seen as a "cheat code", or insulin for diabetics.When a new "cheat code" is unlocked everyone adapts, weight loss will likely no longer be seen as bragging rights once ozempic becomes mainstream.Remembering something you said 10 years ago is impressiveRemebering something you said 10 years ago because you wrote it down and are just reading the text isn't.Also ozempic is a bit new so there could be some oddities. I am personally uncertain of it's long term safety.
>>537008010> when musk bought twitter and every platform relaxed their enforement of racism policies to compete with twitter/because they realised racism keeps people engaged.This. There’s been a significant relaxation in AI bots which act as Hall monitors because they found that engagement plunged into the basement when everyone was peaceful. You could have wars going on till 3:30 in the morning if you allow fighting to occur. Hate equals profit. I think Reddit concluded that as well that when they ran an experiment where they use the bot to dial down the fighting then per page views on their website plunged.
>>537001424>BezingaI can no longer take these screenshots of media seriously
>>537001424It's a Jew trick, with all the disabling and crippling side effects others have posted.It's like a Willy Wonka shot that makes it so Everything taste like candy, which would actuslly be hell.Stephen King's Thinner.And the Monkey's Paw of pharmacy.Die Juden kennen.Es ist ein Goyim trick.
>>537001424Genuinely about to go on this shit.I've been going on hour long walks most of the week. Nope, still maintaining a weight I don't want to be at. Try to eat less? I get shaky and nervous so something's wrong with my body clearly.I don't know what the fuck to do at this stage.
>>537009171>I've been going on hour long walks most of the week>still maintaining a weight I don't want to be at>weekI don't think you really notice weight loss 1 week into making a change. You gotta stick with it
>>537003564>Its anything but my doing!You're a nigger.
>>537009464It should come off because I've been moving more. I don't know, taking a look at my diet. Problem is I get fucked if I go too long without eating and get weird physical side effects.
Turns your bones into hollow tubes that snap under no pressure.
>>537001424They’re papering over all the nasty and permanent side effects with these bullshit capeshit style articles pretending these drugs are going to turn these pigs into the x-men. Give it another few years and the ads will be like always ‘Were you or a family member taking xyz during these years?’
>>537008010unironically it was better when cigarettes were still socially tolerated, people stopped smoking but became fat and it's proving to be even worse for their health
>>537007310>nothing has worked>finally they try not eatingYou’re a faggot.
>>537009171>>537009171Intensify your exercise and keep it up. Weight loss isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. No one sees results after just a week, especially if you're just walking. If you want faster results you need to work out until you're sweating and out of breath, about 45 mins to an hour at least 3 or 4 times a week. And you need to keep that up for months. If you're pushing yourself appropriately the first few weeks will be hellish but it gets easier afterwards.
>>537001424>Boost heart healthThis one is definitely false, in fact they've been linked to weakening heart though whether that's an actual "real" effect, merely the side effect of some induced malabsorption, or people misusuing them when they're not morbidly obese and merely causing their own problems by undernutrition, I don't know.It does make sense however that they could slow senescence, as a large part of it is literally just the metabolic "churn" - you eat less calories, and weigh less, you need less maintenance (it's why even elite athletes have a "tip over" where the increased use of the body outweighs the improved efficiency, and they die at 80 (or maybe younger in certain sports))
>>537002617I went from 130kg to 100kg and it had the opposite effect, I even shrunk to 6'0 from 6'2, so it may be that the causative relationship was backwards (bad health caused me to lose weight) but just mentioning that it doesn't always automatically improve
>>537010695and when you DO start to see results it gets kinda addictive, but in a good way
>>537003522I can't seem to find any info, but this is what I'm trying to discover, I was under the impression that it DOES cause a primary "malabsorption" (rather than JUST - you're eating less and you decided to fill your 1500 kcals with nothing but "easy" carbs)
>>537004962Supposedly a large part of aging is the formation of "off product" free radicals causing oxidative damage, so reduce the reaction rate and that will slow
>>537001424Nutritional starvation indeed slowing down aging.
>>537001424>slow aging Because if you stop becoming obese you get less of an inflammatory response. It has nothing to do with the drug itself. You might as well say >not being obese can help with aging
>>537002251>>537002343>>537002402why is most of /pol/ literal tabloid journalism
You guys keep talking about awful side effects that will just appear in a few years and make you keel over dead, so thats why you should never take it. That's retarded because the currently known side effects to your health are nothing compared to the side effects of being fat. Being obese reduces your lifespan by 15 years and gives you all sorts of health issues.
>>537013642i just like chubby girls, ok?
>>537002597Not just that but you digest stuff at half speed, so you end up feeling full with less food.
>>537001424>What are they fucking up to? Its turbo cancer isn't it? Or some other fucked up shitIt's making money on rubes.Literally the oldest profession that did not involve selling your body for sex, or labour.Not everything is some ploy for extermination.Almost everything is a ploy for profit that might inadvertently cause an extermination.And at the end of the day; why the fuck should I care if people who want to take a shortcut find out that cheating doesn't always prosper?Why the fuck am I always expected by you faggots to cry for every retard who is exploited, especially when these retards actively attack anyone trying to tell them they're being exploited?Why?
>>537002932>This is why people eat more than they used to.I've been having an easy time eating like 1500 calories a day since I started taking a multivitamin, my fingernails have also stopped hurting.
>>537001424Morphological drugs are fucking awesome, so many of you have no idea what you're missing out on.
>>537002853>there is no cheat codes in lifeGLP-1 drugs don't make you thin, they're literally an educative drug, its an actual cheat code.Basically it makes you feel full with less food and not have cravings, so that even if you wanted to, you simply can't keep stuffing your belly unless you actually have mental problems. Gradually the hunger suppression lowers but you're getting forcibly educated to eat less.The ones that gain all the weight back are people that actually have mental problems related to eating and chose the wrong drug to treat themselves with. There are no horrific side effects since even the bone density loss happens if you go on a crash diet without GLP-1 drugs, and its easy to recover or prevent that if you also exercise and eat properly.
>>537001424These are classified a national security asset btw, it will blow your mind why>GLP-1 works by modifying the neural pathways in your gut that tell your brain whether you are still hungry>they also end up removing a lot of other related impulse-drive behaviors, or lessening them to the point of no longer being addictions, like alcohol or weed, sexual impulse, etc.>the government sees them as natsec asset because it allows us to ultimately lower the obesity rate and also reduce our spend on imported food, domestic farmland, etc>GLP-1 also have a direct correlation with a drop in fatal car accidents (weird)>they will soon be administered to the entire population in small doses to lower the impulsiveness of immigrants to the point of making them a net positive in economic terms>.gov completely ignoring bone loss issues, cancer rates spiking (this is additional income), and other ADEsI'm not a pharmacist but I work at a pharmacy and we regularly had the novo dickheads in our office and they were always accompanied by state dept. people. The PIC for our location showed me a FOUO the DEA sent him about storing them securely.
>>537014212tranny
>>537001424>>now they are saying they can halt ageing>ozempic faceDOUBT
>>537011098This nigga eating cookies.
>>537014517well you can stop taking the shot and losing weight before you look like a fuckin jew in a polish work camp.
>>537014212Be quiet, Trenny.
>>537011098nice books and bottle collection
>>537002853>there's no free lunch in life>what comes around, goes around>easy come, easy go>karma will come aroundShut the fuck up boomer. This stupid retarded way of thinking has got to go. Yes, actually, there are cheat codes in life. It's not even a cheat code technically, it's just manually seizing control over your hormonal systems which is especially important once you enter into your thirties since natural selection never programmed any further actions after this age since early humans would have always died by then.
>>537007414That too. The more tired you are the more random sweet goyslop you want to eat during work. Should really not stare at a screen until 1am when you need to. wake up at 6.
>>537014477>>537014697Cry more, you niggers will be left feeble wrinkled old men while I'll be 50 and look 20 and be able to crush your skull like an egg shell with my superhuman muscles developed from experimental anabolic steroids.
>>537009899Honestly for many fatties, whatever the side effects are isnt worse than being that obese. Many of the terrible sideffects happen when mostly normal people buy it from a friend without consulting a doctor and then overdose on it.
>>537015290We’ll see about that pharma kike. Your sales pitch sucks.
>>537009589I've been there desu. You're talking about being so shaky from hunger that it feels like your hands and limbs are sort of possessed just jittering about. I always remember being so anxious when my hands would be shaking too much to insert my card at the register
>>537001424Food crisis and global famine is coming.Fat people would survive longer.They have to make them thin now, before everyone realizes.The strait is closed and it will get worse.The inputs for most of the fertilizer production come out of there. No fertilizer, grain production collapses, global famine.
>>537002251This happens if and only if you take the drug and then completely ignore the screaming loud “STOP EATING” signals on purpose and continue stuffing yourself.I am the most anti-fatphobic person imaginable but these ones did it to themselves
it's safe and effective goy
>>537001424>OK /pol/ why are they pushing these fat jabs so hard??the el nino will affect food production in the next 4 years, this will cause absence of food for the 8 billions, like every time rich people will flee from the cities and will have food supply, but cattle population will not. to prevent the population of cities managing to get to farther lands where billionaires will be living like farms and shit. to avoid billionaires from getting btfo by a horde of famine people from the cities, they are not investing into getting money from the suckers who take ozempic n shit, who at same time are suiciding themselves when the famine and food supply btfo gets there. so basicaly if you don´t have fat resources or supplies in your body, if you don´t have food in less than 40 days you will be btfo.didn´t you noticed how little by little they are making the food less energetic? you can see this into diet coke, zero coke, and even normal coke that had a lot of corn syrup and sugar are getting replaced by artificial sweeteners that are low calories. all for the purpose of thinning the population fat, so that when the famine comes, it will get rid of the excess of stupid population, that they wanted to get rid but could not, during COVID.
