Straight of Hormuz opens tomorrow. Thank you Mr. President
>>537001569It being opened is good. Everything else that happened however?
trump ended the war pretty fucking early all things considered, demon crats will never understand. this was a flawless operation.
So there is no deal?
>>537001569I hope they hit the kike desal plants today.
strange, was it not open before this shit started?
>>537001569Again and again, he says something like this every weekend giving false hope in order to boost the stock market. We dont want the strait open, keep it closed Mr president!
>>537002111>gas prices up >billions of dollars of weapons and equipment wasted >no regime change >flawless operation
>>537001569So he wants to nuke Iran now? But also simultaneously there's a deal where the straight is open tomorrow? I love this guy
>>537001569Just in time for war on tuesday when this deal flops. Assume new gas to go to 130$ barrel by next friday
>>537001569Now, what about them Epstein files!
>>537002111What did he achieve though?
>>537001569Just like it opened all the previous times since operation Epstein furry lol.
>>537001569>a wall to no nuclear weapon So…they can get one?
>Nuclear Weapon, which Iran would have had six years ago, and would have used long before now???
>>537001569Did Trump just buy an open strait for $350billion? Seems like a bad investment since irans military budget is only $10billion a year.
>>537002566Ruining world's economy even more than COVID
>>537002566Used up all of our weapons stockpiles and made his military donors even richer than they were before. Other than that? He destroyed our economy and made most Americans depressed.
lmao see you in a few days
>>537001569So when it's finally tomorrow and it's still closed, what's the cope going to be?
>>537001569Oh wow, give the man the Nobel Clown Prize now for causing a global disaster, murdering at least hundreds of civilians, wasting untold amounts of money, and then "solving" the crisis months later. I hope Netanyahu sent him a message with a lot of encouraging emojis after this achievement.
>>537002841That's like 1/6 of SPCX IPOs only
>>537002289That the joke isn't it? A war to open the strait that was open before the war started. Minus 1/3 of our missile stockpile, billions in damaged and all middle east bases in ruin.
>>537001569I seriously feel like he did all of this just to one up Obama. It was never about Israel, nukes or terrorism. It was 100% about Obama the entire time.
>>537001569I knew he would do it! I never lost faith in Mr. Trump.
>>537001569This time for sure goys!!!
>HUSSEINWhy does he always insists on using Obama's middle name?
They're gonna start shelling US bases again during the UFC fight so he has to get pulled away and put in the situation room and have his entire birthday ruined kek.
>>537003366But he's failing spectacularly in every shape and form lol.
This is just so he can get in the ring and make a big rambling speech about he beat Iran and how much better than he is than Obama to the crowd of cheering retards who show up for his birthday thing tomorrowThe details of the deal are irrelevant because it will "suddenly" fall through on Monday and we'll be back to square one, maybe even worseBut he'll get to have his grand birthday moment. And that is literally all that matters to him
>>537003366This is what the grannies from Promethean Action sayhttps://www.prometheanaction.com/
>>537003366Actually Obama and Trump have a great relationship. In politics you can tell an opponent to go burn in hell and yet still be great friends. It's never personal but the average dumbass sheep think they actual are feuding.
>>537002111Meh… but ok, good. No war better than war. So i guess thats some points orange pedo made, alright. Respect it.
>>537001569>Promises made.>Promises kept.
>>537001569I do not fear the man who has won a thousand wars once, I fear the man who has won one war a thousand times.
>>537001569He says that every week.What makes YOU think it will actually end the war this time?
>>537002566Proved that US bases can be attacked pretty easily. That an “alliance” with the US only makes you a target and the US will retreat very fast when push comes to shove and strike. That Iran can deliver Mach 6 missiles to Tel Aviv any time they want. That the principle of open use of international waters can be revoked.A lot of shit was proven. This isn’t the full list.
>>537003366>I seriously feel like he did all of this just to one up Obama. More like trying to erase everything Obama's done, which is something Trump strived for since his first term, even if its clearly he better option like his Iran deal. And why wouldn't he? He can fuck up the Iran war all he wants, make as much money as he can off it, and theres still a significant portion of the US population that will swear on their mothers grave its all Obamas fault, because it jsut cant be Trumps.
>>537004700The nukes are real?
>>537001569>Straight of Hormuz opens tomorrow. Thank you Mr. Presidentdid Trump forget to ask somebody?
>>537001569feb 28 centcom attacks iranapril 1 - we killed ayatollahapril 2 war is overapril 3 - we killed mustafaapril 4 war is overapril 5 straight is closedapril 6 straight is openapril7 strait is closedapril 8 need help from NATOapril 10 - nato sucks april 11 - where is NATOapril 12 - Iran started this warApril 13 - Israel started this warapril14 - natenyahoo is crazyapril 15 - I love jewsapril 16 - Ayatollah may be alive, but he si a crippleapril 17 - why wont NATO helpapril 18 - FUCK NATOapril 19 - give me greenlandapril 20 - strait is OPENapril 21 - strait is minedapril 21 - there are no minesapril 22 - Iran has no missilesapril 23 - Iran attacked Israel with missilesapril 24 - strait is closedapril 25 - we ARE the bloackade nowapril 26 - I love NATOapril 27 - FUCK NATOapril 28 - 200$ oil is fineJune 1 - 80$ oil is comingjun2 - strait is closedjun3 - strait is openjun4 - we have a dealjun5 - we bomb the shit out of themjun6 - I will make a great dealjun7 - strait is closedjun8 - FUCK NATOjun9 - war is overjun 10 - no dealjun 11 - hindu tanker blown upjun12 - we have dealjun13 - fuck off Indiawhen does this madness end?
>>537004892The nukes aren't real "conspiracy" it's a psyop to not prosecute Israel for having illegally acquired nukes
>>537004210politics is WWE for even gayer nerds. They’re all pedophile satan worshipers who work for jews.
>>537005166why kikes have not used them yet?
>>537005372No going back once they do
>>537005372They can't flood every nation on earth with refugees if they die from radiation sickness.
>>537002566Showed every country that if you want to survive hide your shit underground.
>>537002111>Accomplish zero objectives>Flawless operationKek
Based Trump, always defending his women which is Israel and Saudi Arabia. Iran is that macho guy who beats prostitutes for fun, Saudi Arabia and Israel ( the country ) are the whores, Trump is like the cuckold ( not the pimp ). And like a good cuckold, he cannot fight back, Trump just moves his whores to a different cantina or stripclub
>>537001569>Straight of Hormuz opensIt's only gay for pay
>>537001569I'm making a fortune selling when he says the war is over and buying when he says the opposite. I've swung it like 8 times now.
>>537005372Because the entire planet would revolt against them
>>537001569>TomorrowTWO MORE WEEKS
>>537002210Israel will break the ceasefire before I post this
>>537003366In destabilizing the region and fucking up the west?Well we haven't had an Arab Spring mass migration event yet but the economy sure is fucked.
>>537005709awesome, we have insiders here, c'mon nigger show a real clip of a nuke blasting off
>>537001569No it doesn’t.
>>537005759>israel will break the ceasefire before I post thisany 'ceasefire' that get signed is being interpreted as "surrender" in tel-aviv and they have outright said they will unilaterally not honor it....which will be hilarious to watch play out IRL for them
>>537001569>Agreement, without details, that no one actually agreed toWhat the fuck is he talking about?
>>537005965they did that last time when Israel attacked lebanon, and lebanon retaliated. Then U.S and Israel were bitching about it
>>537005965I mean, are they wrong? If they "stop" now, nothing would have been accomplished.
>Trump’s comments appear to contradict Iranian Foreign Ministry spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei, who earlier said the document will not be signed on Sunday but could be in the “coming days”.
>>537002566Saved Iran the trouble of making their own nukes and they will just buy them from North Korea cheaper instead.
>>537005130I would suck those tiddies
>>537003301I'm not a nigger to invest on stocks... I'm much more way ahead
>deal tomorrowhow many weeks is that?
Iran could do the funniest thing on Sunday
>>537006233>I mean, are they wrong? If they "stop" now, nothing would have been accomplished.jackshit nothing will be accomplished even if they dont "stop"israel is literally on a punitive campaign in lebanon slaughtering civilians indsicriminately as acts of collective punishiment against lebanese civilians for not "handing over Hezbollah and surrendering"israel failed every single last one of their stated objectives in all 7 of the wars they started since 10/7.not one objective success
>>537002388The art of the deal baby
>>537006788>>537006260Yes, in other words no deal will be signed tomorrow but there will be a plan made to determine the schedule of further negotiations in order to outline a potential framework for a deal which will be decided by formal deliberation taking place during the coming weeks.
>>537006788I bet they are. Trump promised a peace deal like 10 times and they broke it off every time. Iran is actually pretty funny, and they know they have all the leverage.
He's lying
>>537001569>Straight of Hormuzno such thing. it's "strait". illiterates gonna illiterate.
>>537003532Because Saddam's last name was Hussein, so it makes Obama sound like a Muslim terrorist.
>>537010214Good point, thank you grammar nazi anon.
>>537001569The art of the dea-ACK!
And then monday the war is back on, the strait is closed and Americans are killing more jeets running the blockade (based)
Trump tearing up the 2015 JCPOA at the behest of israel in 2017 will go down in history as one of he biggest international relations fuckups of the past 80 years.It wasnt even "Obama's". It was a bipartisan deal that took 12 years to negotiate. As soon as Trump tore it up war between Iran and America became inevitable at some point.The war with Iran will define the presidency of Trump and the Presidency of his successor. It was such a massive fuckup. Unbelievable.
>>537001569"They create a worse deal than original, and call it Art of Deal."
>>537001569we all getting access to hormussi fuck yeah
>>537001569At this point I just look at this big wall of text, not reading a single word, and just think "nah".
>>537002111what deal?
>>537002111If he didnt start the war he wouldve achieved everything he has achieved, and without any cost.
>>537001569I’m so tired bros it’s not even fun anymore
>>537002601kek
>>537001569So what's gonna happen when Monday comes and the deal doesn't materialize?
>>537017507Gas prices will go up 20%
>>537001569Cannot believe that this retard is allowed to just openly lie to thw ppint where 2 conflicting statements are released, 1 by him and 1 by iran on the same day
>>537003228kek the emojis
>>537002566Opening the strait.Euros could never