ANYTHING GOES EDITION
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>>537011121i hate tattoos so much a few weeks ago this new family moved into the rental beneath me and the mom is single and gives that slutty vibe so i was thinking of trying to pork but the other day she came home in her sports bra and i saw her huge fucking back piece. that's that i guess
>>537011121I hate when I see a very pretty girl ruin her body with tattoos.
>>537011148
>>537011334White people have really gone to shit.
Notice the boards being flooded cos another nigger stabbing in England?
>>537012245>>537012304>>537012337>>537012375>>537012408You're banned from plebbit, aren't you
>>537011148>caitlin clarkWant to know why she is so good at basketball? It's because shes a man. So is Venus "the penis" Williams.
>>537012569Those jewish trannies in bad wigs talking to drumpf is what I see flooding
>>537012769Banned from your dads bussy but not your moms pussy, pussy.
Something something you racists and your humour etc. carry on
>>537012408How is this humor?
>>537013091It's funny because of the life choices he made and the emotions he is expressing
>>537013019Just say cunt, you pussy
>>537013091She's never been on pol before
>>537013219>>537013256How is this humour?
>>537011403What's even more annoying is they're not even good tattoos they're disgusting etsy-pinterest single mom aesthetic tattoos or trust fund hippie shit. I think a woman could look good in intentional tattoos or something tasteful like a yakuza tattoo, but both those cost a lot of money and these women are morons who go to any tattoo artist and get the most basic bitch geometry bullshit they can. Why would you ruin your body if it isn't even going to be some unique meaningful art that accentuates your body in a pleasing manner instead of a bunch of generic cliche bullshit that looks like shit and will look even worse when you're old? At a certain point it stops being over-impulsive with too-little forward thinking and just becomes being a complete retard making random choices with zero agency.
>>537013334because it's funny, you abo swine
>when a white guy fucks around and finds out
>>537013019>bussy>pussy>AustraliaAre you a vpn fag or closeted homosexual?
>>537012375Kek
Lil breeder timmy taking his spawn to get vaccinated
>>537013345Is that a man?
>>537013345Kek isn't that like 5 inches?
>>537013389Yakuza tattoos means they're prostitutes. ALL tattoos are bad and fucking ugly on women. Women shouldn't get tattoos.
Timmy Crackers don't know the wheel was invented yet, probably thinks the earth is flat
I hope you Canadians are proudthis is what happens when you're too lazy to bless a humor thread
>>537013537I think so. It's probably big for them. But also just thirst posting for dicklets?
>>537013690>>537013408
>>537013345r-rude desu
>>537013924Hes talented.
>>537011616>>537012063>>537011522>>537011494>>537011467
>>537013482>no one is coming to pick you up when you fallgrim
>>537011148They think the dildos are brought in bags? Bad news…
>>537011334deep.
>>537013406how very brown of you
>>537011440>>visibly sweating
>>537013621A prostitutes job is literally to be as hot as possible. I'm not accusing you of anything but the way you're communicating your point sounds like you base your value on puritanical reasoning rather than any personal subjective reasoning, and I'm not interested in that as it's basic, but I can understand finding many tattoos ugly on personal subjective reasoning.
>>537013671Same energy
>>537013924Bill Clinton's 'punishment' for cheating on Hillary.
>>537013345i think its nice to see chinese women, showing chinese men some respect. Nigger penis worship has gone too far in my opinion.
>>537011334>single mother>slutty vibe>i was thinking of trying to pork but the other day she came home in her sports bra and i saw her huge fucking back pieceDude the fact that she's a single mon and covered in tats means she's dropdead easy to fuck. The problem is that other men realized that long before you so they already fucked her and gave her herpes. So you can fuck her easily, but you fuck a herpes pussy that comes with niglets from another dude. And she likely has BPD anyway.Long story short: don't stick your dick in crazy. There's a reason why things that are worthwhile are usually hard to achieve.
>>537014078Kek
>>537011121Left is better
>>537011334Faggot
>>537011374>OMG>G2G>OOH
>>537012844I’ve literally seen Caitlin’s vagina. You can too.
>>537017442You have poor standards
>>537012375made me laugh
>>537012516
>>537013345>kraut flaggot>fb tier webm of chink mystery meat wanting to give me a bj while I'm taking a shitChecks out. And lenasu does better ones.
>>537013559Me after my 5th sake at Benny Hanna
>>537011440EPICRAPBATLLESOFHISTOREEEEEEEEEEEY
>>537013019>dads bussyFound the jam boy with the buckbreaking fetish. They want to be buckbroken so badly.
>>537018383Thic mannequin go bbbrrrrr
>>537013334Jam boys like you don't understand human humor.
>>537011259Hello, does anyone have the giraffe pic I made of Magda? I accidentally deleted it but I was quite proud of it lol
>>537013537>Kek isn't that like 5 inches?Yes5cm = 2 inches10cm = 4 inches14.5cm = 5 inchesMust be made by a chink or jeet.
>>537013399How do they not die from food poisoning daily?
>>537013406You can't even stop white boys from covering you in jam. jeets literally have to make up a reality in which they're not repulsive
>>537013408>Are you a vpn fag or closeted homosexual?It's a jam boy on a vpn.
>>537019388Damn and I hung? I demand a ching chong girl.
>>537011616This guy was the father on the man who wrote the book “A Book of Dreams”. He was a pol schizo before pol. The sound Cloudbursting by Kate Bush was inspired by it. https://youtu.be/AJll-eF5zUA?is=szqjGJyYH8XlyqVi
>>537013671HONEST QUESTION FOR YOU INDIANS I've wondered about the social aspect of shitting in the street. When you are shitting in a group, is it a social time? Are you talking with your fellow defecators about the local sports ball? Is there a hierarchy about who can shit where? Do you compare poop? How do you wipe?
>>537011334what's with the satanic/demonic themed doodles that so many of these broads seem to get?
>>537013345Is she talking about the length of the turd?
>>537020035they r brands, these girls r "managed" by luciferian groups that dont interfere with eachothers chics.
>>537011334All cheap ass flash garbage too. What a waste
>>537011148>>537011131>>537011322>>537011467>>537011494>>537011526>>537012063cuntoids btfopic rel
>>537013058THE LEAF BLESSING=IS=THE NEW TIM HORTON'S
whatever it may have once been, the "leaf blessing" is now a jeeted ritual by which pajeets assume the role of maintaining "board culture." perfectly disguised for an obscene number of pajeets to sneak around in, why this contaminated farce hasn't been abolished is beyond my scope of satire.the pajeet does not interpret humor, does not craft comedy, and merely pretends to appreciate it when others are observable doing so. the pajeet behaves according to perceived standards, trends, impacts of things he has taken as reliable.the pajeet's celebration of humor is a call-response participation. "here is the expected cue for merrymaking." he memorizes a range of obligatory one-liners and jargon to signal his simulated sense of humor and rightful place in a subculture.similarly, in a recurring space for humor on /pol/, pajeets find refuge in this sanctified pasta (a parody of woke-npc-outsiders invoking narratives that don't belong). they claim it's a wily device to bait responses from the uninitiated, to cue the recitation of the words "lurk moar newfag." that function has become secondary. in current practice, the words of the humor thread blessing are just another identity-flag pajeets borrow to wave in front of the fact that they're pajeets
>>537011440>DAS RITE>AIN'T NO BITCH FINNA DISRESPECK US LIKE THAT, NIGGA
>>537019009>>537018383first time on the internet, huh, zoomies?
>>537019688>I demand a ching chong girl.I'm a normal 6'1 white guy with an equivalent size penis. Decent size, but not abnormally large. Travel to China on business occasionally. Go to what they call 'spas' with the locals which are fancy clubs where you get spa treatments and women in just a thong walk around waiting for you to choose them to take into a private room for sex. The girls won't have sex with me though because they say my dick is too thick. One girl held it up against her arm to show it was thicker than her wrist. Chinks must have tiny dicks.
>>537011121The tattoos are shit, but the ai also gave her better tits, nicer teeth, softer hair, lighter eyes and better shaped eyebrows
>let me tell you about my penis and say i'm whiteuhh k
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>>537021088
DignifAI really caused women to seethe.
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>>537017783Go on...
>>537011334Your picrel would have a 10/10 body without those tattoos. WTF was she thinking?
>>537021488Too soon.
>>537021497Kek
>>537014435I never have and would not pursue a woman with tattoos, I simply find them disgusting. My wife has zero tattoos and I have zero tattoos. Associated with degenerate behavior and poor impulse control. You can have all the bad taste you want, don't let me offend you with my taste.
>>537013345Glad I'm 15.5 cm
>>537021488should have been sooner
>>537022221Why wasn't that unfinished bridge blocked off?
>>537022000>Associated with degenerate behavior and poor impulse control.I worked as a bartender in a night club for a decade. The cocktail servers with tattoos were the ones you stay away from. Every single one was fucked in the head. It's like they get tattoos for attention, and have pathological attention seeking needs.
>>537022452>Why wasn't that unfinished bridge blocked off?India. They are complete incompetents.
>>537022581>It's like they get tattoos for attention, and have pathological attention seeking needs.You dont say...Almost as if women, wiggers and teens are the same, the amount of dudes with shit tattoos in their forearms is the same as the amount of basic bitches with butterfly tattoos on their wrist, ribs or ankle lol.Hivemind.
>>537022452it was, of course, but then some pakis came and painted a tunnel on the barrier
>>537022452why? the finished ones are just as dangerous
>>537021497Ok as a meme flag (+ 1776 American Flag) I can actually say that's funny and wittyWell done Anon
>>537021147Lol Anon
>>537022831>Hivemind.They're looking for something that's missing from their life and try JewMindVirus™ methods of filling the void. None of which works and only drives them further from what they need. It's like they're dopamine junkies.
just say NOto SCHMOE! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !DEATH BEFORE SCHMOE
>>537013058>>537020633Half assed "Leaf Blessings" get a half assed counter retort, AnonsStill a buncha pathetic Jewish Niggers, NiggersRetarded douchey Wiggers, WiggersAnd / or No good hypocritical scumbag Government Reptiles and Piggers, PiggersFace it... "Fellow white" Niggerish Jews, "Fellow white" Niggerish Jews, Infinitely downward spirals from your own karmas, delusional entitled losersTotal Boomer Assholes, Boomer AssholesMindless Selfish Antagonistic Judeo NPCs, NPCsGet over yourselves Cringe Roasties, Cringe RoastiesFuck them, fuck those and fuck MOST of you, tooBBC Big Bacterial ClawsBWC Big Wrong ClawsBIC Big Icky ClawsBAC Big Atrocious ClawsBlah blah blah yeah I'm an adult virgin and want to be alone anyway and like my man space alone and had to fight the world to get some man space to myself alone to take care of myself somewhat, but still miss a summer from being overburdened, while "strong and independent" NPCs throw money at their problems or put others through motions and think they're amazing for trivial bullshit and a trivial image of "strong" "independent" "educated" "success" "authority" "gym broing" "all knowing" "yo yo'ing" etc... Blah blah blah (((Governments))) (((Judeo NPCs)))(((Liberals and / or Jewish Conservatives Neo Cons))) (((Jewish / Niggerized / Fake / Lbgt / Cringe "alternatives")))((("good Christians "))) (((Judeo Pagans))) (((Poser Judeo Fake Nationalists)))(((Jewish Liberal Roasties want Niggers and endless " diversity "))) and / or(((Jewish Neo Con " TRAD" looking for "BRAD" wants muh white men but muh biggest tallest strongest fittest richest most Jewish white men tho... And / or / then a good goy tool... "Dewww?")))(((NPCs with NPC dialogue to skip)))Blah blah blah
great scott the unholy litany has begun
Humor, humor, /pol/tards chantBut the laughs within are scantStupid memes and shitty vidsPosted by autistic kids“Pol” and “humor” do not mix/pol/ is full of racist hicksFoolish poltards don’t you knowEach new thread hits a new lowEvery day you post anonPosting hate til the sun is goneUnoriginal, reposts en masseAnything but touching grassAnd if the janny prunes your post,You are the ones who shriek the mostDespite your memes being boring and staleYou gather again each day without failWe know you’re losers in real lifeBut there’s no need to project your strifeEach of these sad humor threadsJust makes the readers shake their headsPol humor posters, I make this plea:Get new material immediately!And when you do, maybe you’ll seeThat you are built for BBC
>>537013537i interpreted it as flaccid length since presumably they were taking a shit which you often arent erect for
>>537024243Your BBC Big Bacterial ClawsYour Big BacterialsYour Big Bacterial Claws Anon
>>537013559tasha's hideous laughter
"I'm not Liberal, I'm Neo Con "TRAD" looking for "BRAD", muh best provider, muh want kids right away on muh checklist, blah blah time blah blah life blah blah do just do Jew do do jew do blah blah have blah blah Cringe Roasties NPCs"Fuck off Cringe Roasties, lmao
>>537024465Go ahead and post once moreThreads that normal folk abhorGo ahead and say "big kek"As you type on Jewish techYou are literally cringeYour opinion is fringeNo one cares for stupid hicksWhite girls love to suck black dicks
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>>537024780Tldr, back to Redit Jewish Nigger Faggot, Redit Jewish Nigger Faggot Anon
>>537024780>bbcIt's always a jam boy
Your BBC Big Bacterial Claws AnonsYour Big Bacterials
>>537023961Go Back to Bookface Cringe Boomer, Bookface Cringe Boomer Anon
>>537013256You probably wouldn't believe this, but this looks very palatable in comparison to the kind of slop street food vendors sell here in Mexico.
>>537024896always trying to imitate, later, everything that has already burned them
>>537021044I had something similar happen in Tijuana. 5 foot latinas and Asians can't handle bwc
>>537025041Go back to africa, nigger. Everyone hate the shit hole you belong to
