so I got pretty fucked up last night and passed out right after I jacked off, and this morning I woke up on the trailer floor with hundreds of ants feasting on my cum. I mean it was like whole fucking farm was crawling on my cock and belly (a few tickling my asshole woke me up) and I was just so stunned I just watched it. This writhing mass collecting my semen. I’ve been on a juice diet, so that plus the beer must have made it a pretty attractive substance, some super pineapple mango protein sugar shit. There’s a spiderbro in the corner that i swear was looking at me with utter contempt, and wouldn’t have anything to do with it though it was pretty much an ant buffet. I finally brushed a bunch away and showered all this shit off. I figure the ants now have a taste for jizz and know where I live, so I’m heading out to get a bunch of ant traps to shoah the little fuckers. God damn cum eating faggit ants.
>>537013881how do you know these ants were male? Maybe they were female ants eating cum.
>>537014042Most ants are worker ants. Women don’t work, really.
When I was like 14, I put an ant on my dick while I was jerking off. I don’t know why it just seemed exciting at the time. Of course, the motherfucker bit me and it hurt really bad.
>>537014042>how do you know these ants were male? Maybe they were female ants eating cum.Ants are mostly "trannies" and neither male or female.Only a few are males, kept in captivity for breeding purposes. A colony only has one main female, though other females are kept in captivity to replace the queen should she die or leave the nest. Human related tranny video for entertainment.
>the ants when OP tries to seal his room
>>537014202On a related note, humans should put trannies in labor camps, make them the "workers" that Nature intended.
>>537013881didn't read not ur blog fck off
>>537013881>legendary abhorrent leaf postsunironically the best thread on pol right now
>>537013881>>537014042>>537014145All worker ants are infertile females. You had your first and only harem and threw it away.
>>537013881you sound like you live in a dumpsteri don't think i'd consider your life worth living
>>537014202Disregard everything this anon said.
>>537013881Bahahahaha I remember when I was unemployed and living at my dad's we had ants in our house. I too jacked off on the bathroom floor and came back to ants slurping that shit up. They were also eating a dead spider I squished. Interesting things happen when you leave semen somewhere
>>537014546>>537013881Also they like your semen because of the protein
>>537014416You described literally every quebec punk
>Check in on /pol/ to see any new happenings>tranny ants cum fiestaThank you politcally incorrect, very cool.
>>537014546Imagine being a sperm, thinking you're going to fertilize an egg and grow into a beautiful, prosperous human. And then suddenly you slam into a sock, and just slowly morph into a hellishly miserable, semi-conscious fungaloid yearning for death.
hmmm..I have ants.I have semen.Should I create an army of faggot ants?
>>537013881>ants feasting on my cum.Its the moth women that get me.
>>537013881RIP EO Wilson
>>537014398This. Anon's cum ants make me nostalgic for the 4chan of old.
@GROK IS THIS TRUE?holy kek this akchually ishttps://youtu.be/kO591cS0eFACUM EATING ANTZ ARE REALZ
>>537013881Kek
Holy shit lmao put me in the screencap.
>>537022048Like to see you in a grave migger
>>537013881I jerked off
>>537013881Yes, ants LOVE cum. It's their favorite food.
>>537013881The Great Cycle of LifeYou were doing God's Work, no shame in that
>>537014202>Only a few are males, kept in captivity for breeding purposes.Lucky fucks.
>>537014325Dude, it's about cum.
one of my slob ex gf would throw her slimed up panties on the floor and several times I found ants eating the dried up cunt slimethis existence is disgusting for the most part.
>>537017131Yes, it's true. I know from personal experience as well.
>>537013881LMFAOPilot leaf finally hitting rock bottom
>>537013881> There’s a spiderbro in the corner that i swear was looking at me with utter contempt
>>537013881>>537014398>>537016366 BASED.OP used to shitpost OC and anons would add to the lulz (or tear down the weak). Many such cases where legendary threds were created. No one even asked OP here for photos or “and…?”
>>537013881The jew fears the indoor faggotant jizzharvester
>>537023527thats nothing. we live in Hawaii and get choke ants all over. one time my wife dropped a used tampon on the floor (women are fucking slobs) and there was a fucking trail of little ants carrying back tiny blobs of fish smelling blood across the whole fuckin floor and outside onto the lanai
