OK let me get this straight, this is a man who i>invents PayPal>invents the electric car>invents the self driving car>is taking us to Mars within 5 years>bangs top tier hoes. Gets Amber Heard to send sexy cosplay pics>fixed Twitter and makes it truly free speech>fixes the US GOVERNMENT>enriches millions with the most successful IPO of all timeAnd people here say he doesn’t deserve it? lol
He's also a nazi.
Not even invited to Epstein island sad
>>537015269He never invented anything. He buys companies.
I like Elon and his work with X. He's allowed lots of criticism of Zionism and Israel to settle and become foundational subject matter
>>537015420Elon can afford cunny delivered to his yacht.
>>537015269Kill elon musk
>>537015269>Gets Amber Heard to send sexy cosplay picsAYO HOL UP!Post pics of bed shitter Amber Heard faggot! She was kinna hot at one time!
>>537015269>Nobody else could have possibly thought to allow people to buy things and move money via the internet
>>537015467I got banned from X for a month for typing: >israel is our greatest ally?
>>537015432well actually the money his dad made bought the companies if you want to be more accurate
>>537015540Interesting. I was an working class astronaut once and shook hands with several 9 foot tall aliens on the moon
>>537015432if its that easy why did it take him to revolutionize space travel and electric cars? why didnt anyone else do it, why didnt you do it, why didnt any other richfag do it? why is there only one elon musk?
>>537015269Payment lrocessing isnt new.Electric cars are not his invention, he just runs tesla. He has no intention of getting to Mars. He rewards degeneracy. He did nothing in the US government except attack regulation that he didnt like. He enriched boomers.
>>537015502(You) motherfuckers never learn. Are you fucking retarded? (you) are brown for sure.
>>537015518>I could've done it if I wanted toThe brownest attitude.
>>537015594Why are you so gay? Are you here from AIPAC?
>>537015640Kill elon musk
>>537015628Actually, what really happened is Musk support Trump's campaign by making X comfortable for Trump, and Trump apparently convinced Musk that his DOGE within Trump's presidential admin would have some pull. So, DOGE was formed, Trump ignored it, Musk quit in anger.
>>537015269he gang stalks me
>>537015699The point is you can't just say things and expect people to treat it as fact. That's the reality. I have no way of verifying what you said as true, and it doesnt seem likely. so its not helping your argument at all
>>537015269EU shills are on a rampage on 4chan after Trump won his 2nd term. They are desperate and now they have ended up here, at the bottom of the barrel with us. lmfao! You can't script shit like this!
>>537015269You will never be a real Engineer. You have no real degrees, you have no original designs, you have no credentials. You are an autistic man twisted by drugs and greed into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even engineers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your speech patterns are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get an engineer home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your anime doll collection.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a social media company, AstroTurf the political landscape, spam socials with your bot army and then plunge into the cold abyss of a spiked K hole on live stream under an alias so no one will know to save you. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with a fake engineer. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with Fraud, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a fake engineer is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably not an engineer.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. No Refunds
>>537015432He doenst even buy companies. He plays CEO of Darpa run projects masquerading as public companies. All he reads is a script.
>>537015269Community notes were a good call too.
>>537015432>>537015612>>537015811because his skill set is in picking competent people. he doesn't know how to make a damn thing. all he does is build systems that make things. that is worth a trillion dollars. picking the correct group of executives to construct a structure which will hire groups of people to, well, hire more fucking people, this idea of the process of building a human resource system, is incredibly fucking difficult to do right.most problems on earth are coordination problems. musk is one of about ten people alive today with the lucky fucking magic bullshit cheat of always picking the guy who will win to lead projects.
>>537016014hmm, i like that. makes good sense.
>>537015269>InventsFollowing your gay logic he invented trannies because he made one.
>>537016014Pajeet detected
>>537016074Samefag indian
Notice how all his companies are around things involving government? EVs: carbon credit scam, federal/state tax rebates to move said scams.Rockets: putting stuff into orbit for the governmentStarlink: broadband subsidiesSolar panels: rebates, subsidiesPretty much everything else about him is just hype. Not sure why I'm the only one who notices he scams the government.
>>537015269all lies
>>537015269>invents PayPalNope. He created x.com in 1999, which merged in 2000 with Confinity, the actual company that created PayPal.>invents the electric carNope. Electric cars have been around since 1800s. If you mean Tesla, then nope. Tesla was founded by Martin Eberhard and Marc Tarpenning in 2003, Musk became chairman through investing enough money in the company.>invents the self driving carErns Dickmanns pioneered the systems that led to the invention of autonomous vehicles, but multiple scientists since him contributed to their invention. >is taking us to Mars within 5 yearsNope. >bangs top tier hoes. Gets Amber Heard to send sexy cosplay picsIf you see this as an achievement, you're a gooner and as such, a goner.>fixed TwitterNope, Twitter is far worse than it's ever been.>makes it truly free speech>Lmao, lol even. Musk censors it with a far heavier hand than twitter ever did before he bought it. He just allows people to say "nigger" now. >fixes the US GOVERNMENTThe fucking Screwworms are back due to Doge cuts, Anon. Screwworms. DOGE cut so much shit thinking it's pointless, that it'll take decades to fix the issues. Its cuts have already cost the US taxpayers more than it ever saved. >enriches millions with the most successful IPO of all timeL M A O no. He enriched himself and his top donors and contributors. But you can imagine it'll trickle down if it makes you feel better to think that that is how it works. I'm sure the easter bunny and santa claus are real, too.
>>537015508>Post pics of bed shitter Amber Heard faggot! She was kinna hot at one time!I MEANS IT MUTHAFUCKAS WHERE DEM PICS O DAT AMBER HEARD AT YO? Or is that just bs?Don't be making me gets all up n this shit yo!
>>537016518TLDR stupid homo tranny rant
>>537015269>Has a company that doesn't turn a profit>Jews claim it's worth 2 trillion
>>537016518Fucking thank you for clarifying that for me. I didn't know some of it. Leave it to a Finn to connect the dots. Love your people.
>>537015269>invents PayPalhe didn't>invents the electric carLiterally existed before he was born>invents the self driving carhe didn't>is taking us to Mars within 5 yearsIts been in 5 years for last 6 years>fixed Twitter and makes it truly free speech>fixes the US GOVERNMENT>enriches millions with the most successful IPO of all timeyou are retarded
>>537016518Why does it take a fin to explain yanks how their shithole works
>>537015269He's weird looking and unlikable, no amount of money can change this
>>537015585>Elon did itNo he didnt. Kushner did. reddit said so.
>>537016518Had a conversation with an elon tard irl and Itried to explain it to him and he just kept going"but uhhm he invented paypal"
>jelly normiefags itt seething at his wealth and intellectelon musk's autism is unbeatable, go take a piss ya normies
>>537015549Elon left Africa after the fall of the apartheid and went to Saskatchewan, where his mother is from if I remember correctly. He lived there for a year then left foi school trying to go to the USA.Greg Kouri initially founded Elon and Kimbal for no other apparent reason than his mother's nepotism. Elon and Kimbal made a retarded pile of garbage called ZIP2. The equivalent of vibe coding today. But Greg was a boss. He presented Mohr Davidow Ventures to Elon and Kimbal and holy fuck Elon got a small loan of 3 million $ quick and easy. Welp it didn end there. Because Mohr Davidow Ventures, too, was fucking boss. Started by a jew from Silicon Valley marketing turned venture capitalist. Dude had the plugs. They successfully sold the piece of garbage for 305 fucking millions to COMPAQ. The jew who started Mohr Davidow Ventures worked for Intel half his life so pretty easy shot. COMPAQ said the code was unusable and threw it in the trash, then restarted. Oh well. Just a small 300 million, why the fuck not? So Elon the GENIUS used that money to start his first real business (no it wasn real) called X.com. The first iteration who flopped. Out of his super bonus for his trash code he tried to develop online banking for the big banks with a Canadian banker (also his mother nepotism) by pure cohencidence in the very same building Peter Thiel was using to develop encryption for the CIA. Welp, the idea went so bad all the engeneers left with the Canadian banksters and Elon was left dick in hand with his super mission to build online banking. He went to see Peter Thiel who was also stalling in his shitty project, and offered him to merge both companies! Why not. So Peter Thiel who was already working on Paypal at the time allowed Elon to join. No it didn go any better. It went so bad Paypal kicked Elon out because they were just tired of him lying. Holy fuck did you ever seen anyone more lucky than Elon since Larry Silverstein? 175 fucking millions.
>>537016518You see his dads diamond mine paid for it all.Thats how you see???According to multiple independent sources, Zip2 was started with very small personal contributions:Elon Musk: $2,000Kimbal Musk: $5,000Greg Kouri: $8,000 Sells Zip2 for $22mmUsed $22mm to start X.com. An online bank.Merges with paypal. They keep the paypal name. Elon becomes CEO with a grand vision of digital banking. Also biggest shareholder. Elon makes $180 million from paypal sale.$100 million SpaceX (2002)$70 million Tesla (2004–2008)$10 million SolarCity (2006)YOU SEE IT WAS HIS DADDYS MONEY.ELON IS STUPID.HURR DURR HURR DURRRR
>>537018587Cocksucker
>>537016518All this just demonstrates his true talent is in marketing himself. It's pretty obvious that the big banks and wall street love a good con man.
>>537017903>They successfully sold the piece of garbage for 305 fucking millions to COMPAQ. The jew who started Mohr Davidow Ventures worked for Intel half his life so pretty easy shot.>COMPAQ said the code was unusable and threw it in the trash, then restarted. Oh well.It makes you wonder how much of this is just money laundering.
>>537015269What's good, Elon? How are the kids?
>>537015269
>>537017903It's important to note that not unlike Amazon and the other heavily subsidized, poorly hidden government projects, Paypal was allowed to lose money for decades before successfully imbeding itself in the financial market. So Elon, all proud of his new 175 million, gets another mission. Or a lot more one could say. You see, at the end of the 90s, the powers that be decided that privatizing space exploration would be the more efficient way to develop space travel. Everyone knows the private sector is ALWAYS more efficient. So they decided to slowly transfer NASA knowledge to the "private" sector.Elon started SpaceX in 2002 and a (((dream))) to "reduce space transportation costs" and by another cohencidence, hired ex NASA engineers. Pure boldness, even. Just try to imagine the high, Elon buy a McLaren just to crash it and get new hair the whole "I'm a new millionaire look at me" glowup. Just started a mother fucking space ship company with money you didn't even have to work to get. Holy fuck. You're on a mother fucking roll. Elon, ALSO turned investor (more of the vampire kind), spotted a promising new player in electric car called Tesla. Invested 7 million in it. Elon learned really fast, he remembered what that Canadian banker had done to him. Bro was out for blood. Hostile takeover became the game. Those retardo Tesla engineers think they built Tesla, LOL. 4 years later Elon is named "CEO" of Tesla fuck yeah. Fuck those engineers. Like you probably come to expect. No, no. It didn get any better. It actually went so bad Elon had to go beg for money to JP. Morgan co. Oh well. At that point. Why not. Boom, Elon Silverstein is so lucky a year later every government of every country announce everyone is going to be forced to drive an Eletric Car™ before 2030. I swear I want to be as lucky. But it's when the story get dirty. Because Elon didn forget Africa for what they did. And somehow the fucking Congo is going to pay for it.
>>537016014oh damn i didn't realise he had that skilli assume his success was purely coincidental
>>537015269Good stuff. I so wish he was allowed to finish his DOGE work.
Fuck me I just went down memory lane back to AltaVista, that dotcom bubble was something else, this new AI bubble makes it look a bit silly though. Now we're talking trillions.
>>537020065Yeah, I expect if you were well connected it would have been your online payment system, your electric self driving car, charger, and battery company, and your spaceship company worth a trillion dollars right now.
>>537015269You can tell the anons that spend time on reddit from the threads they post.
>>537020065That's when the regulatory credits for CO2 were put in place. Elon just hit the mother fucking jackpot. Dude probably from the future with that timing. I know "regulatory credits" doesn't sound really cool but if only you knew how much it pays. In 2024 it was said that the credit sold by Tesla to other automakers that failed to meet the emissions standards accounted for 43% of the company income. Bro... All that from a perfectly timed hostile takeover and a 7 million seed. That's talent, really. Transforming 7 million into the most overvalued company in the history of the stock market. Using Carbon Credit™, you force everyone to pay to subsidize your world-shattering "green and renewable" car. Elon with the infinite prospect of everyone being forced to use an Eletric Vehicule To Save The World, needed precious minerals, a shitload of it. A gargantuan quantity of it. Specifically Cobalt. The problem is, 60-70% of the world's reserve of cobalt just so happens to be in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Elon, having been born not so far from diamond mines, knew very well how African niggers work. Perfect fit. Plus, the government would cover for the destruction with extremely heavy propaganda. The congo was about to get it in the ass but at least Wall Street and Silicon Valley are going to make bang AND look cyberpunk. A little extra feeling of superiority when you can pretend you're saving the planet on your way. Why just lie a bit when you can lie about everything? Tesla's mining enterprise in Congo uses around 500 000 gallons of fresh water per ton produced. Try to understand that proportion. Funily for some and very sad for others, 50 million people still don't have access to drinking water in the DRC. Remember the whole Dodge political stunt? That was funny. They actually cut the U.S. Institute of Peace funding. That was just about to force Tesla to stop destroying and abusing the Congo but it got defunded. Lucky, lucky.
>>537015269Nobody "deserves" this much money. It is simply a necessity of the monetary system. For Elon it doesn't matter if he has 1 Trillion or 1 Billion. nobody can spend that money. Wealth accumulation is the same as deleting money from the system. Without hyper-rich individuals/corporations we would have there is no counterweight to inflation. Taxing the rich could work but only to pay debts and delete the money this way. Pumping it into the economy would mean total collapse.
>>537024189He can totally spend it.He forced our pensions to buy space x to pump it to 2 trillion dollars. He has the money in his pocket.
>>537015269PayPal to this day has no real competitor. You might want to ask yourself why that would be. Then you have Space-x which just bought Russian rockets to get 13 billion from the government. Even Tesla is protected from competition all while it proudly hires foreigners. It’s almost as if Elon Musk doesn’t own anything and is just a controlled oligarch.
>>537015269>invents PayPalYes.>invents the electric carlol No.>invents the self driving carlmao No.>is taking us to Mars within 5 yearsNo.>bangs top tier hoes. Gets Amber Heard to send sexy cosplay picsProof?>fixed Twitter and makes it truly free speechAre you retarded?>fixes the US GOVERNMENTStill owned by jews, so no.>enriches millions with the most successful IPO of all timeThose people were already rich.
>>537024553He didn't invent paypal either. He invented x.com which Thiel bought and merged with paypal. Musk was briefly a CEO before he was fired.
>>537022039He's just lucky.
>>537015508>When the court demands to see if the turd fits the hole
>>537015269Is this bait?
>>537015269I think he's great. The world would be way less interesting without him. The real life Peter Weyland
The Designated Losing team has chosen a good Antichrist.
>>537015269No, he merged his company with a rival company that actually made the PayPal system. Same thing with openAI. He just bought into a company that was doing it already.Its pretty weird that people thing musk actually knows anything about these things or invented anything, he literally just bought them. His company was (is) a financial investment platform.
