What would a 4chan island look like?How would it defend itself?What would the government be like?Where would it be?All of these are important questions when discussing making an entirely new country, but one stands above them all.Would you live there?
>>537015807>What would a 4chan island look like?It would be a massive floating structure made of Roman concrete (lime and volcanic ash with salt water). Portland concrete lasts about 50 years before it crumbles while Roman concrete has stood for thousands of years and only became stronger. The sea destroys Portland concrete but it makes Roman concrete form crystals in any cracks restoring itself. The structure must be massive to have the required buoyancy to float. Only the best soil, wild life, and plants will be allowed near the island.
It would be a fat guy in the middle of the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese. That's 4chan island
>>537015807i would love to see a bunch of you retarded cattle sail on a boat and try to reach an island to rebuild civilizationin fact i would pay to watch that and i would bet my entire life savings that you golems wouldn't even last 1 hour
>>537015807>What would a 4chan island look like?It would probably have lots of anime racists and trannies it would be paradise >How would it defend itself?Cheap easy to mass produce long range fpv drones ballistic missiles armed with nuclear warheads the most important first step to my new nation is we need a nuke yesterday and several. Lastly whatever guns /k/ fags have >What would the government be like?I will be leading it I will call myself fuhrer to pander to all the lunatics here but I will run it as a communist utopia and if anyone disagrees with me they disappear to gulag I’m also taking all the hottest trannies as my concubines >Would you live there Yes
>>537018331Would (you) be that fat guy?
Okay I'll give it a shot
>>537020404Nvmd I tried and it was too depressing
>>537015807>What would a 4chan island look like?Haiti
>>537017255AAAAHHHH NIGGER IN THE BACKROOMS SAAAVE ME NIGGERMAN
>>537015807What you are speaking of is a post-Egalitarian nation state. A modern technologically advanced state but without the Jewish mind virus of the 1960's counterculture. Aside from the Eastern European states, I guess the closest thing to that today would be a small suburban city somewhere in middle America with the majority of the population being of 25 to 40 with something like 30% of that being far-right adherents. Perhaps with an Australia suburban city too.
>>537018648Ok Mohammad
>>537015807
I would turn the island into a liberal paradise full of butt fucking faggots and transwomen that get endlessly pegged anally screaming daddy. I would secretly give authority of 4chan Island to the CIA and by extension, Zog. They will make me a millionaire or billionaire from the big purchase. I would enforce a total gun ban and there will be no freedom of speech. I would install far right wingers in a position of state media while the government supports the left wing. I will open the floodgates to all asylum seeking refugees>come home black man, our white women are fertile>come home Latino man>come home Arab man>come home Indian/PakiFor each white woman impregnated, the black father will be given a $6000 dollar bonus each with 4chan islands digital currency. Everyone will receive a monthly $5000 dollar payment, and with each impregnated white woman black men will be rich. On top of that, the great black man will be paid reparations for slavery. White men will pay $200 while other races pay $50.White suppremacists are welcome onto my 4chan island civilization. If they seek to rebel in a coup and retake control for the white race, then that will be their mission. Reclaim the inseminated white roastys wombs. Raise their light skin sons and daughters
>>537015807Paradise.Agriculture and access to nature is available for everyone, contraceptives are banned, minimal technology (I'd say 2000s esque), no gun control, and a Japanese aesthetic. And sushi.And Zionist Jews are banned
>>537015807Such a thing already exists
>>537022337Kek
>>537022248Sounds comfy.>>537022337qrd? i don't know much about those places.
>>537015807It will just be chuds, bots, and the trannies from /b/, i’d go for the trannies but I wouldn’t live there.It doesn’t need any defense because no one would go there, just be low key about it, should be in some Australian island they have plenty of empty ones.
I would form a pact with interdimensional and extraterrestrial beings for offensive and defensive weapons technology that when used in combat, the military of whatever domineering nation will not know what hit them. Advanced surface to air and antiship weaponry with a maximum effective range of 4,000km. Plasma energy shielding equipped on all military hardware. Anti missile defenses that will immolate hypersonic missiles. Anti satellite weaponry. Navigation systems that don’t require satellite GPS. Antigravity craft. Advanced energy weapons defensive and offensive technology. Geoengineering earthquake weapons. Weather modification technology hurricane typhoon on demand. Vast army of Seal-Delta force tier special forces commando operators. Main infantry unit consist of 900,000 Army Ranger level soldiers. 900,000 Marines. long Tactical nuclear weapons with variable yield military base destroying, army destroying, city destroying, then half a continent destroying. Deep underground weapons manufacturing factories too deep for any bunker buster to penetrate. Deep underground farms. Underground cities. Free limitless energy. Zero point power.
>>537022916picrel is called butthurt island, looks suitable.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathurst_Island_(Northern_Territory)
4chan Island should be the white version of Wakanda
First of all as your Supreme Galactic Overlord... I would give everyone a dollar a month to wash my balls.
>>537023061>population of 50How would anons deal with them?
>>537015807It would be St. Helena so no defense necessary. It’s people would engage in a meme-driven from of direct democracy where the strongest memes determine the appropriate action. It would be a remote paradise and I would gladly live there.
>>537023463>no defense necessaryIf you bring anons there without permission then the uk government would deploy the military. You would need a way to talk down/defend against the uk.
>>537023991Guerrilla warfare alone would be sufficient to fend off the British army. They seem to have had trouble dealing with rebellious insurrectionists ever since the 13 colonies seceded from the British Empire in 1775 and won in 1776
>>537024709>stop shipments of food>drop fire on farmland>kill animalsGG EZ
>>537023291Push them into the sea, of course! There was a minor famine in Australia when the Brits first landed. I never understood why they didn't just fish? Surely there were plenty of oysters? I will be a fisherman.
>>537025290Good luck, anon! I'll be cheering you on.
>>537025290They were urban criminals with no survival skills, perhaps? Country folk were less likely to be sent to Australia.
>>537015807Showing your face or telling someone else your name results in getting banned (executed)a 100% anonymous state where wearing a full face covering is mandated for everyone by law.
>>537027828Mandalorian cult? Ok.
>>537028971The star wars thing? Never watched it.My idea came from the fact that we're all named Anonymous. So I envisioned an anonymous state
>>537029036>The star wars thing?Yep. You described it perfectly.
>>537026295That would explain the convicts but what about their overseers? From what I've read they simply preferred their salted beef and would rather starve than eat ze bugs from the ocean. That's why they decimated the Mutton Bird on Norfolk Island.
