he used to be the richest man in the world, you know also why isn't the stock market open on the weekend what is this the fucking 1980s
he was working out, he had it all all where did it all go wrong
Amazon is a better company than anything Elon has. It will outlast his meme companies.
>>537022168lmfao did you miss the boat champ
Damn that bexo is a real sex fiend
>>537022004Bigger question is why did he leave his wife for a tranny? He gay or something?
>>537022004> why isn't the stock market open on the weekendget an international brokerage account when Abboland is sleeping you can trade in Asia, Europe or the USthere's always some market open
>>537022237that’s richard branson?
>>537022237What does that have to do with Amazon?
>>537022004The fact that Elon is worth four times as much off of pure meme companies is proof that this market is fake and gay.SpaceX was the most impressive company he had but now it's tied to this grok/xitter poison pill that somehow eats up all of its money
>>537022254he's really living la vida loca
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13EifDb4GYsTell the truthyou never wanted metell me
>>537022168Amazon AU fucking sucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC6-TiN19uE&
> where did it all go wrong for jeff[?]The same place it went wrong for niggers who cannot punctuate.
>>537022296this is an unresolved question
>>537022339Nothing. Another 4chan perpetual seether, eating ramen, living on a couch and blaming everyone else for his worthlessness.The logistical brilliance of Amazon's retail operations is jawdropping. Everyone relies on AWS for most of their online existence and activity, and it's reliability and quality is similarly impressive.
>>537022339Jeff is a virgin.
>>537022330eh i put a little bit in the all ords because patriotism but america is whole fucking game really, apart from samsung maybe i should have a crack at the kospii but none of that shit trades on the weekend either afaik
All that money and the best he can do is that bogged tranny?
>>537022335no this is richard branson
>>537022939buttcoins also trade around the clock, you could try that
>>537022004>where did it all go wrong for jeffDidn't want to mix with the epstein crowd unlike Elon
>>537022339fuck amazon i hope elon guts it so i can watch it die
>>537022388everything is fake and gaymaking trump president was fake and gaymaking elon a trillionaire was fake and gaymaking elon a quadrillionaire will be fake and gayonly the shitposting was real
>>537022004>where did it all go wrong for jeff When he decided to marry a local whore. >when a woman dresses like that in public, that's a hoeYou can't fix a whore, stop trying to be captain save-a-hoe. Once a hoe, always a hoe. You can't fix them.
>>537022466i fucking hate mobyyou're probably ok take better care of yourself
>>537023057RIchard Branson is a son of euro globohomo kings.Bezos is a son of DARPA director (i.e. spying and data collection).
>>537022715punctuation is fucked pauline needs to get rid of that shit wasting my precious time
>>537023676>looks like a tranny>is not an actual tranny>cost him tens of billion$* to 'upgrade' to a non-tranny tranny-alikeWhat in the heckin' heck was THE POINT?!>*inb4 it's not real money / it's (((market value))) funny money
>>537023917Nah, that's some 45 year old woman that slept with 100 men, that had surgeries. Expensive surgeries, cause she still looks good. >Cheapo surgeries and cheapo botox would make her look extremely ugly >fast
>>537022992apparentlysad
>>537023186nah i got enuff bitcorns left from the 2017 bull i just leave that shit in cold storage until we get better cgt lawsthis elon shit is giving me antshares vibes though i think i'll keep moonshotting all my spare cash on elon and help get him to quad that seems like a laff
>>537023292could be
Does he do anything besides going to parties and riding on a yacht? I don't think he did anything else for the past decade.
>>537023676young jeff would be so disappointed in old jeffit used to be about the money brobroooooooo we slipping broooooo
>>537022992>>537024132you guys just never had money
>>537023790you mean ARPA?
>>537024860no he has clearly given uptaking it easy is fine but stupid cunts think he is still trying to make them money lmao
>>537025087i'm only well off but don't insult the other guy he's fucking loaded
>>537025491>Bezos & PitbullIt's Mr. Worldwide and Mr. Owns the World Wide>fucking loadedI'm sure you're both well off in one regard or another....cheers to life my brothers
>>537022004>you know also why isn't the stock market open on the weekend what is this the fucking 1980s
>>537022460She's so damned gross.
>>537025883life is pretty good but no gulfstream to fly to ireland and watch pitbull and shaggy elon really needs to get cracking
>>537022004He doesn't strike me as someone who is plotting to destroy humanity with data centers. He probably wanted to be rich more than he wanted to be jewish.
>>537026035>She's so damned gross.What did she look like when jeff started wacking it to her???Can you imagine, you wake up tomorrow a multibillionaire, you are allowed one choice for a Waifu, than can be any washed up past their prime famous woman, who do you choose???
>>537022004When did he hook up with Selena Gomez?
>>537025967
>>537022004His ex wife was the brains of the operation.
>>537022237Bruce that has nothing to do with what we are talking about. Go fuck a kangaroo or something southern hemis are stupid af
>>537026035gotta collect them all
>>537026600Obligatory.That's a man.
>>537026275yeah he's become a bit of a pussy that's why no trilly
>>537026429selena gomez is living her best life but its hard when your dad is a klingon and your mom is a puffer fish
and not a single thread on spee about the only important thing happening in the divegrass how embarrassing
>>537022004Bro is a scrub now. Maybe he should ask Elon for a little money to help him through tough times.
>>537022004Go to bed, Elon. And cool it with the ketamine.
>>537026073>>537025883>>537025491Remember when we rigged a poll to make him do a concert in a walmart in a town on an alaskan island with no bridge for like 200 people and he was just like I don’t see what the joke is. I’ll go anywhere for my fans. And fucking went and did it.Based as fuck desu. Completely changed my opinion of his shitty music
>>5370277652012 was a long time ago i'm probably too young to remember that but fuck taylor swift for not going to play for those deaf kids
