>>537027536>93 y/o widowShe's single guys!!
That sounds on its face implausible
>>537027597they’re probably in church because they broke up with their ex or something
Yeah the majority of church attenders are LARPers and single here usually means whoring around
>>537027536There's a lady in our church who sits in the back and can barely walk. She needs people to help her even get up to take communion. Earlier this year she slipped me a paper with her phone number. I asked my mom, WTF does some 80 year old cripple lady want with me? She told me she was really in her 40s. Looked like the fucking crypt keeper.Naw, I'm good.
>>537027536Apparently women who enter a relationship leave church?
>>537027595First post saar post
>>537027536Honestly, being a single woman in church sounds hard and lonely. Your peers are happy being whores meanwhile you try to tradmax.
>>537027536There are more single men than single women because a non-negligible amount of women are in a harem whether they know it or not. Give the 5/10 nice guy a chance or continue trying to bag the 9/10 guy with infinity options. Not my problem.
>93% are single>15% haven't had sex in 6 monthsLMAO
>>537027536Modern churches are just a graveyard for used up fuckmeat
>>537028292>Your peers are happy being whores meanwhile you try to tradmax.15% of that number haven't had sex, which means the other 85% are being whores, btw.
>>537027536>Under 38 years of ageOkay. How many of that percentage are also under 18 years of age?And of the percentage that are both over 18 and single, how many have been married before and/or have a child already?
>>537027536>15% have not had sex>in 2026lol
>>537028574>muh church girlsalways been a meme, probably whatever niggers and rifraff races too
>>537027536Poor trad women. Men need to step up.
>>537027536This just in.Over 75% of women attending church are children.
>>537028624men are already fucking them, theyre just "single" while getting dicked down
>>537028613yes, well that's obviously true for literally every group>nooo you don't understand I'm outside of the human condition because I follow brand x y and zit's all so tiresome
>>537027536Catholic or Protestant
>>537027597So 85% of women in church under 38 have a body count of 20+? Grim.
>>537028853>implying it makes a differencekek
>>537028624Love how smug she looks here.>Look what I got the Pope to do.
>>537027536>born again whoresmany such cases
>>537027536Meeting women in church is so fake and gay. I tried that a couple years ago and all the women were either married couples or geriatric widows.
>>537027536Doesn't mean they aren't still riding the cock carousel. Bet a lot of the are with that "born again virgin" bullshit too. The hypocrisy is disgusting.
There are some good women in church, but a lot of them disappear from church from age 15 to 29, then they come back with loads of baggage looking for a husband.
>>537027536>Most Women in Church are single.Because they are crazy cat ladies. Toxoplasmosis. Who wants to be a c u c k to "muh Jeeebus is first before my family or man!" kinda woman? FUCK THOSE LEFTIST BITCHES!70% of Christians are womenWomen drag their c u c k e d men to services and indoctrinate their children to hate their dads and put religion before family. It's another jewish socialist trick.
>>537028934>Doesn't mean they aren't still riding the cock carouselmake sure you read the fine print bro, 15% haven't fucked in 6 months, meaning the other 85% of "single church girls" are fucking on the side
>>537027536Most of them are non-white
>>537028867I'm sorry?
>>537028934>Bet a lot of the are with that "born again virgin" bullshit too. The hypocrisy is disgusting.Nothing worse than "born again" bitches. They ALWAYS have some sketch past like drugs, STDs, baby daddies, criminal records, etc.
>>537028981>15% haven't fucked in 6 monthsI don't believe it. They lie so fucking much.
Who the fuck cares? Go to the fucking gym so you can get pussy that doesn't make you pretend to believe in fucking Santa. Fucking right wingers are pathetic.
>>537029125yup, that's the number they're outright stating, imagine the liars too, must be 5% at the most
>>537029133>just fuck whores bro!kill yourself brainlet, it's not a right-left thing you red team blue team brainrotted retard
>>537029133>Fucking right wingers are pathetic.Most church goers in the US are leftist btw. Most gym bros are far right. You must not get out much or else are foreign.
>>537027717You have to be 18 to post here.
>>537028966Nice try, Ranjeet. Orthodox Jews have mock funerals for family members who convert to Christianity.
>lifemeasure pollingNot a real pollster herbs
>>537029217enjoy church tomorrow with all the coal burners and niggers!
>>537027536Should I larp as a cristcuck to get me some breedable christian pussy?
>>537029276not breedable, but yeah you could, pretty easily
>>537027717Kek man up little guy
>>537027692Yep. Then they project their insecurity about sinning on you and make you out to be bad do they look good. Sibling rivalry
>>537029173And where are these non-whores everyone should go fuck?
>>537029206>Nice try, Ranjeet.Nothing jeetish about my factual post whatever you are. I can say without a doubt you are a SOCIALIST though.
>>537027717you're a heartless faggot
>>537027536They are 100% BBC positive. I bet my life on Christ on it.
>>537029342there likely are none, maybe homeschooled girls, but even then women are snakes. but since you're looking to go fuck instead of finding a wife, who gives a shit? go find a whore in church retard
The church girls I met were whores.
>>537028981I would go to church if I could get some side puss without getting married. Is this doable?
>>537029422yes, very much so kek
>>537027717>>537029357You're a disgusting incel. Imagine if the shoe was on the other foot and you were a decrepit creature. She would definitely be all over your wheelchair.
>>537029422>I would go to church if I could get some side puss without getting married. Is this doable?Presb/Methodist is what you seek, but you might wind up with a tranny.
>>537027717You are a middle aged man who hangs out with his mom? Yikes
>>537029206Are you really so comfortable denying your savior's words like this?
>>537027536
>>537029493>zoomer that doesnt care for his parentsgrim, i sincerely hope you call your mom tomorrow(if you dont live with her kek)
>>537027536the word 'single' is not enough info, we need to know if they have kids or not
>>537029493Usually people go to any religious worship with their families.
>>537027597The thing these tricky stats don't want to tell you is how many women there are. Probably 1 for every 2-3 men. Always look for the breakdown stats. If they don't show it, they're hiding something important
>>537027536Yeah, single moms, lmfao.
>>537029517>love and compassion is le gay>i'm a brave warrior who's going to do something any day nowyou should be thankful christ existed and died on the cross for you because his eternal forgiveness extends even to retarded odious faggots such as yourself, if i were god incarnate i would be pressing the euthanise button under my desk any time someone like you appeared in my field of view on 4chan, no shred of life having sad boy lonely cunt that you are you'd probably thank me for it though
>>537027536Is that between 18-38 or 0-38?
>>537027536"Protestant Church" is an oxymoron.
>>537027597Single, not virgin.All 'christian' zoomers girls i meet were single, but heavily feminist plus very high standards.>>537027665What he said, mormon and jhw girls are the prettiest but 100% are damaged goods, the whole 'virgin until marriage' does not register in their brains.Now single virgin chuds? Lots of these in the church lol.
>>537027536Single mothers*
>>537029753>Making shit up about me to try to winI can quote canon scripture at you all night and you'll just beg for me to state my beliefs since you can't defend your own.Quit trying to tempt people into church with virgin pussy that doesn't exist, liar.
>>537029893100% based post here
>>537029860Its a buyer's market for quality bussy.
>>537029276My best friend literally did this for 7 years.He was so committed to the LARP than even we (friend circle) were finally fooled by the 5th year.Then by the time the divorce happened, he finally let loose that he never believed in that stupid shit.
>>537029930Compared to the average woman today? Def.They are simply stunning but mad expensive, if the guy has the patience and the cash flow he can score a pretty girl there, their bdc is smaller and their bodies arent covered in tattoos plus they have these beautiful long hairs, in short they look like actual women and not jewish experiments.
>>537028399brutal
>>537027536>only mother with kids in church are under 38>most of the kids already had sexGrim.
>93% of women under 30 at church are single>lifemeasure pollingsure.
>>53702904638 is an odd number, so it was presumably chosen specifically to have the youngest selection of single women, but trying to maximize their appearance of chastity. Six months is an unusual date, so it was chosen to get the highest chaste number. If 90% of 25 year olds had never had sex, they'd have said that. As the figures state the other 85% of women had sex at least once in the last 6 months, if we're being generous that means two sexual partners a year. If we're being realistic, we'd expect to see a normal distribution of sexual partners with some women pushing 12 a year. If 100% of women hadn't had a sexual partner in five months, they would have chosen that number to show. So looking at a more realistic, but still far lower, and more conservative of 3 a year from the age of 18, a 25 year old woman, again, very young estimate of the average age of those polled, would have a body count of 21. These numbers could be ever worse if we assume a more normal distribution of 6, or an older average age of 30, or that they're including 0-18 year olds that account for all of their 15%ers.
>>537027536>93% of Women in Church under 38 years of age are single mothers.Fixed.
Tired of being Wrong?BE RIGHT!!!On the Right, we believe in: * God (not Allah or G-d), who's Son, Jesus Christ, was born of a virgin, lived, died on the cross for the sins of MAN, was buried, and rose again the third day as prophesied.* The Bible defines ‘antichrist’ as the denial that Jesus is God come in the flesh. Judeo was made to be anti-Christian.* Creation, micro, not macro evolution.* Space is fake and ayys are gays.* Manchildren should grow up. Suffering would help.* Women have no rights. They only have privileges given by simps. Women should never be allowed in the military, police, any position of authority, nor the voting booth.* Sodomy should be recriminalized.* Sodomites should be publicly executed for attempting to seduce children.* The 59% should catch up to the 41%.* Usury, the prime source of Jewish power, is evil.* Race mixing is genocide. It is an attempt to destroy both races. Miscegenation should also be recriminalized. Mixing at a personal, community, or national level only leads to trouble.Please stop letting centerist ‘conservatives’ pretend to be us. They are ideological transvestites.
>>537027536Nonsense. Most people at church are married or widowed.
>>537027717Understandable, but good on her for trying
>>537028966Cope Fagan
>>537032461The Gods don't tell us what to do and they don't save us from the consequences of our actions. So if Europeans decide to be retarded and worship the Gods of other people you are perfectly free to die for Israel in a polluted world.
>>537029921That’s right. Jeets stick together.
>>537032723you just have no argument so you spam mindless "UR A ____" kek
women go to church after they have fucked up their lives from riding the cock carousel and then they need to find a beta to provide for them, church is a good place for that because the men are the biggest pussies and have been trained to "turn the other cheek", "to not stone the whore", to "man up", etc. christcucks are total garbage. I saw this exact thing play out with 1 of my sisters and 2 of my cousins. Now if you want to go to church to fuck easy sluts, I say go for it, but don't commit, don't put a baby in them, just lead them along and fuck them like whores and leave them. Pretend like you have a good paying job. Put on a good show. You could also find a sugar momma at a church, pretty good way to supplement a neet lifestyle. I did that for about 6 months when I lived in Texas, but I got tired of having to pop viagara just to fuck an old roastier with stretch marks, there is only so long that you can do that. It was good while it lasted though and I had a free place to stay and got about $10k from her as well.
>>537027536I go to bang the nuns tbhfam. I dont take communion and just volunteer at he sacristy.
>>537033176no u dont
The quiet church girl I knew got married to someone for money and came to me looking to hook up. When I pressed her, she admitted it was because the money was running out and she was hoping to scam someone else.
>93% are single>Only 15% have not had sex this yearWHAT THE FUCK LMAO, literally banging random dudes
>>537028525The use of the word women should exclude those under 18 from the calculation but we both know how disingenuous these fuckers can be so your question is a good one.
>>537027536single church women with a prolapsed asshole
>>537028981>>537029125I believe it there are a lot of actually infertile obese lesbians in church with no sex drive. The 15% are e-dating another girl overseas (they are both morbidly obese)
>>537027536>just go prey on church girls it's not like they're entitled because they have religion to make it all betteryou said>they aren't degenerates looking for free handouts both emotional and monetaryyou said>they aren't looking for cheap easy forgiveness because they're literally the worst of the worst
>>537030063>bibleShould have (unread) next to it despite being implied.
>>537027536That's American churches, they have this ridiculously misandric view of the world that repels any man with an ounce of self-respect
>>537027536>churches resorting to thirst trapping new parishonerslol
>>537029133>so you can get pussyMay your wife be blown out.
>>537033583Lol, there's a lot of venom there. Honestly, the "go to church and you can get a good woman that way" is like.. one of the worst fucking memes ever to have put into circulation, and it seems to have genuinely come from the off centre right. Honestly, it would be better to look for girls into astrology, they tend to be hyper feminine and fertile. They have this instinct that's very different too where the men they select are like, characters in THEIR story rather than the reverse, an they genuinely have some vision or idea of what children they want to create. This works actually very well for far right white guys as their value system and ideology actually ticks a whole bunch of major boxes for women.
>>537033618Most churches have a male pastor, though lesbians have been pushing their way in. That male is almost always very weak and gets pushed around by the church council, which is almost always run by older women and their henpecked simp husbands. This drives away most other men, which just makes the control by old women that much stronger. The church then falls into a death spiral as the women spend the dwindling church funds on causes that drive away even more parishioners. Eventually the church financially collapses, with very few member left at the end other than the women on the church council. Those women then go join another church to assist the women already there in creating another death spiral.
>>537027536Women don't know what 'single' means, to a woman 'single' is fucking 10 different guys a week as long as they're not married.
>>537034016kek this guy knows whats up, you gotta search for the semi-schizo girls that are into ghosts and shit too
>>537032961now you're just accusing others of what you do, which is a typical jeet tactic. thanks for outing yourself (as if the flag wasn't enough lol)
>>537034419>now you're just accusing others of what you do,no i'm not, you're again just failing to address any argument and devolving to mindless shit throwing>thanks for outing yourself (as if the flag wasn't enough lol)by that logic you're either a nigger or spic, retard, so maybe stick to the conversation instead of tapping out and screeching "UR A NON-WHITE" at everyone who argues with you kek
larp
>>537027536i honestly would have never thought this, going back to church now
This is why they're single.
Lol, this made me laugh my behind off. Turns out it's true, or so they say according to a documentary I saw on YouTube pop up.I can't tell which gender is more retarded, apparently some women join churches to find husbands. I don't understand z that should be easy to do, grt a husband. Men, I don't know where the fuck y'all look for wives, probably online and some videogame anime gatherings.
Single mom or post 3rd stint in rehab looking for a simp.
>>537028476You forgot the>in 2026Part of not having sex lmao
>>537034586who would have thought giving women the "spiritual" ability to pretend they weren't whores would bring lots of whores kek
Let's go to a Protestant church so my wife turns out to be a feminist retard who reads the Bible on her own and interprets what she wants (Protestantism). They ask themselves, why are are women so insufferable? i don't know man is a mystery
>>537027536Church is the reason for all of the marriage glaze being valid. People used to get married all over the place but the Church people went and got to killing them when they got too rich. Now it's all lame and uncool, relationships, and it's gonna remain like that for some time until the normgroids get a clue.
>>537034016Nobody believes church girls are saints, not in 2026 lol.Only mestizos larping as white the nazi germany flags think 'christian women' are kind and loving.Thing is, they ARE vipers, but their aesthetics is pretty, they are usually skinny, have no tattoos and dress feminine.As for schizos i found nerdy girls into science shit to have the lowest body count, usually 1~2Is actually insane, they are usually 4 to 6, so below average to average and they are actually kind and up to debating 4chan shit.If your goal is beauty the christian girls, but zero connection here, if your goal is an actual girlfriend as in friend to fuck then nerdy girls (not tiktok larpers) are key.
>>537034760>>537034557nice try foidpost nose
Christ is King, fuck the Jews. The Jews push race mixing, female hypergamy, and homosexuality.
>>537035040You are so, so close, anon. The jew-on-a-stick is your jewish final boss. Good luck, we're all rooting for you.
>>537027536Even church boys don't want whores. Kek.
>>537027717>I asked my momgo back to TikTok faggot
>>537027595Nice reading attention/comprehension
>>537028399Of course they had to fine print that.GAAAhHHHhh.. ..I want to thrash some furniture.
>>537029189>Most church goers in the US are leftist btw.Maybe economically left-wing, but not morally. The moral left neither goes to church nor believes in God.
