>White House says Iran will use Docusign to sign the agreement tomorrow.>Iran re-iterates yet again there is no agreement.https://www.axios.com/2026/06/13/us-iran-deal-pakistan-signingSo is Trump just lying for the 10th time, or is Iran really going to sign some agreement via email tomorrow?
>>537029223They might have to sign in Oman or UAEunless DocuSign is allowed (by us) in Iran
Actually the 38th time, but yes, he's jawboning oil futures.
>>537029223I think the official "the war that's not war is over" count is 32 lol
>>537029223>Docusign
the biden autopen was an Iranian psyop
>>537029223This is the fakest shit ever KEKThey can't even put in the effort to make it look like Iran is actually going along with this100 percent nothing but an excuse for Trump to declare victory over Iran at his retarded UFC birthday thing tomorrowThen the deal will be "broken" Monday morning and we'll be right back to square one
>>537029223At this point, if you take anything Trump utters at face value, you're offically and idiot. fool me once, Shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me.Fool me 39 times (that's how many time's Trump's lied about a peace agreement tomorrow), I'm either a drooling idiot or should be in straight jacket. IF the USA bombs the holy shit out of Israel, and kills their top leaders same as they did to iran, I might believe him. Until then, Trump lies.
>lol
>>537029376Might as well just make it "Facebook official" at this point.
>>537029335That too, but the electronic signing nonsense makes me think it's just some fake agreement Iran hasn't even seen and US will have some Juan Guaido type figure sign it, or some White House person and just pretend Iran signed it. Either way the trumps will make another killing in the stock market from this charade.
>>537029223>DocusignYeah that's not a red flag
>>537029223Is he just going to fake the signatures and leave? Because if that's the case then...sure, go do that I guess but I think it's pretty nuts if that's the length he's willing to go through just to make this look like anything but a complete shitshow for everyone involved.
>>537029223The Muslims are just going to lie to buy themselves some time. They're stealing everything from their britches and mass-producing missiles in their subways under mountains.
>>537029376International agreements are a different thing, but that shit is starting to create huge liabilities for organizations. The lack of the physical trappings of signing documents in pen makes approvals and agreements almost perfunctory, clerical tasks to the point people don't even read the documents they're signing anymore. Most of the time it goes unnoticed but, as a prosecutor once told me in a different context, the only people looking for mistakes there are the ones that will hurt you if they find one. It's a pain in the ass and people who want you to sign shit will do everything they can to make it difficult, impractical or even impossible, but signing shit you haven't read or don't understand, while not a huge risk, can be catastrophically costly if you guess wrong. I think a lot of people would be horrified to find out what they have agreed to in order to use a website or app, or things where they agree to stuff they don't even have to affirmatively state they agree to. Did you know, for example, that by merely calling an 800 number for something like those Medicare advantage plans or life insurance, you are consenting indefinitely to callbacks for sales pitches?
Trump has lied about everything daily for 10 years, but all of a sudden you don't like the lies he tells?
>>537029223Why do they even need docusign?
>>537029223You already know everything is for the markets. Buy the dips
>>537030256Probably so USA can have anyone they want sign it and claim "Iran" did. Wouldn't surprise me at all if Trump had the Shah's son sign it in Maryland.
Seems legit
lmao they accept click and wrap agreements? Come the fuck on
>>537030256Iran isn't actually going to sign it, Trump's just going to lie and say they did.
>>537032517He said they are dying to sign it, more than we even know.
>>537029452Probably right but this is a change, it had been "WAR IS FUCKING ON BRO" on the weekends and come Monday morning when the markets open is when the 'peace deal' is imminent...until Friday when the markets close and "WAR IS FUCKING BACK ON BRO" etc but you're probably right about the bday gay wrestling party
It doesn't matter what the US signs. Israel is in the driver's seat and they'll do what they need to do to eliminate their regional adversaries. If Israel doesn't take out Iran under Trump they probably will never have another chance.
>>537032687So, he lied. Again.
>>537029223But I like War Sunday. It's second only to Taco Tuesday
even if iran signs it (it won't) it's not even an agreement, it's a memorandum of understandingorange nigger just wants it for the headlines to prop up the marketsoil will be basically free by the end of the year thanks to the axios headlines
Iran won't sign
>>537029335>Jawboning oil futuresIf investors get fooled 32 times in a row by the same trick, then they deserve it.
This is sad
