get some safety standards brazil. it's tragic but for some reason i can't stop laughing about how ridiculous this shit is>oh you want to bungee jump>pay up>go stand on that platform>throws her off without bungee cord>girl falls to deathwhat a life
she had tattoos. Good riddance
>>537032401Bungee jumping is for retards tempting fate. Putting you life in the hands of a bunch of idiots who likely wouldn't even get hired at a walmart.
>>537032506>she had tattoos.having tattoos in 2026 is crazy to me
>>537032401Skydiving is a lot more fun, a minute of free fall with like 5 minutes under canopy, a bigger rush, and infinitely safer. And about the same price. Bungeetrannies get no rope
>>537032925Doesnt every zoomer to boomer have tats in your country?
Just imagine how many miles of dick she'd already taken.
>>537032506imagine how much lawyers are going to make probating these dead onlyfans thots who never made wills
>>537032401>without safety cordNo, without cord, period. A "safety cord" would be a secondary cord attached in case the primary cord failed.
>>537032401Have you never forgotten something at work? It's sad but these things happen
>>537032401A video of this exact type of accident made the rounds not even that long ago. Idk what would possess one to want to do this with it in mind.
>>537036651On the video there were 3 workers involvedBystanders noticed there was no cord and were puzzled by it (though they were not as alarmed as they should be, since they probably thought the workers knew what they were doing)How did none of the workers notice?
Paramilitary here. The weight of the operator determines the number of shock chords, there is no "safety" cord.As someone gets heavier, the cords have to be staggered to avoid even these being too rigid. And you have to make sure nobody gets tangled in the line as they fall or they will get stopped halfway down and cut in half by the rope. I can only guess that they were setting up the shock cords and these weren't attached to the main rope, or this bitch told them she weighted half at much as they actually did and just snapped all the ropes and was pancaked.With parachutes, slack lines, abseiling ropes the jump leader has to exercise an almost Hippocratic role, in actually weighing people, then refusing to disclose how much the person weighed. If an operator is over the weight limit for the course/operation, but they're strapped up and you're all there, there's often only one way they can get down so you just have to do your best then deny the person was that fat.
>>537032401She didn't fly so good
>>537036672I think that was her lol
>>537037052It's not a drop, it's a swing so there is no shock. The tether isn't right there it's about 30 yards to the right so she was meant to swing in a smooth arc
>>537033794skydiving is humiliating because they strap you to a guy
>>537032925>having tattoos in 2026 is crazy to mekinda, but now the zoomers are getting face tattoos. it's the only way they know how to be edgy now.
>>537037833yeah why is it so gay now? I'd like to jump by myself not strapped up in some predators bdsm suit
>>537037519Clearly AI, Majin Boo can fly.
>>537037598hahahahhahahaha. it's so stupid i can't stop laughing. also, her filming with the gopro must be intense when she realized she's not connected to anything.
>>537032401
>>537038765I wonder if the gopro survived?If it did the contents might leak online cuz brazil
>>537036651There should be a checklist of procedures that is strictly followed.
>>537038837>>537032401more like what a death btw i forgot
I think it's scary because it's like at least 4 people there who are so retarded someone dies.
>>537037833Not here they don't.
>>537038837Ouch. Landed straight on her neck.
>>537038837this is survivable
>>537037598She was supposed to flap her arms like wings. That is why it is called budgee jumping.
>>537032401RIP of course.But why does despite her being "White", she looks like she has 1/8th or 1/12th Black in her?Are all Brazilians really like this now?
>>537038837fuck me. watched this video like 15 times. so stupid. so funny. like those guys must have been drunk or high or something. the way she has her arms spread like the wings of an airplane gets me too.
>>537037598I wonder how none of these clueless retards saw she wasn't tied to the safoty equipments. People glued to their phones recording it, not looking what was actually happening in front of them? That's the only thing I can think of... And the smartphone causes one more death.
>>537032401What's the average IQ in Brazil? Sub 80?You have the 3 workers, and at least 3 cameras.
>>537037598lmao. They straight up homicided that bitch
>>537038850>I wonder if the gopro survived?it probably did. those things can take a beating....if it was a real gopro and not some knockoff
>>537038991>Are all Brazilians really like this now?The fuck do you mean now? More like the last 300 years
>>537039072Yep, the average monkeyzilian is said to have 83iq, but I do believe it can go lower due to drugs, alcohol and bad repetitive music they like.
>>537036672let alone trust a subhuman to do it
>>537039083>lmao. They straight up homicided that bitchthe absurdity of it all has me in stitches. just watching a girl get heaved off a bridge? i have to stop watching it because it's killing me.
>>537039054I saw a version with sound last night, someone in the audience does question the rope, but didn't want to question the professionals who were about to toss a woman off a ledge.
>>537036918They noticed but someone else also noticed so no worry
>>537039054they all did, with audio you can hear the whole crowd whispering "corda?" like they all knew and saw but didn't dare speak up
>>537039347>>537038837It’s like watching an Ed Edd n’ Eddy skit come to life
>>537039312>let alone trust a subhuman to do itthe girl had to be so fucking retarded too by not realizing they never attached a damn bungee cord to her ankles. their procedure if fucking retarded though too. they carry you to a ledge and throw you? so many things can go wrong with that.
>>537037598
>>537037598>hey lemme ask ya this, did ya ever toss a prostitute off a bridge?
>>537033794
>>537039564german psychopath did that on purpose
>>537039564Woman drivers
>>537037598There is some sort of poetic justice to this, imagine being so retarded you need these kind of cheap thrills just for the universe to give you that 0.01% rng where everything that could go wrong goes wrong.
>>537032401she voted for it
>>537039617OBSESSED
>>537032401woman would rather get herself thrown to death than talk to me...
>>537032592lol I've bungee jumped 3 times, its one of the greatest adrenaline rush. The trick is not to do it in a third world shithole.
>>537038837>>537037598>>537039859is the actual bungee rope in these clips visible that is supposed to be attached to her ?or is it like there is no rope, at all?
>>537032401heroes, they should be awarded the nobel prize ngl>>537032506i kneel my fellow tattoophobe, all tattoooids should be thrown from bridges
>>537037598The way they just chuck her off and look around.
>>537039859>its one of the greatest adrenaline rush.if you think bungee jumping is an adrenaline rush, you should try murder. you get the rush of the murder and then the prolonged rush of trying to get away with it.
>>537039943>is the actual bungee rope in these clips visible that is supposed to be attached to her ?>or is it like there is no rope, at all?bro, there's no invisible bungee cord. there's just no bungee cord. they're just charging people $30 and throwing them off bridges in brazil.
>>537036651when your work involves people jumping off a bridge, you'd be expected not to forget shit
>>537032506
>>537040105maybe I'm cynical but it seems intentional to me
>>537039617Rabbi, you dropped your pilot's license
>>537040077>broyeah... "bro"i just want to know if this is a fuckup or a massive fuckup ffsthe guy in the blue shirt seems to be the one that is supposed to do the checks and attach the rope to the jumperseveryone is wearing a harness and has safety ropes attachedwhich can be seen as being transported by them in carboard boxes what can not be seen is a fucking bungee cordso why the fuck would they even dare to "rehearse" the swan dive thing with the customer not even having a safety rope or like you know a fucking massive bungee cord ?how the fuck can you just "miss" that ? anyone involved, bystander, customer herself, everyone, like what the fuck cortez and columbus fucked upthey should have never touched them you can not "advance" civilizations that simply trail behind natural evolution by 10s of thousands of yearsfuckthis planet is such a fucking mess
>>537039811Do you really want to talk to someone who doesn't want to talk to you?
>>537032506where are you seeing any tattoos?also am i the only one who calls it fartzil?
>>537040253>maybe I'm cynical but it seems intentional to mei think i saw somewhere that the two guys ran in to the forest and the military police had to find them. anyway you look at it it's all retarded. if you intentionally want to kill a girl at your job, that's retarded. if you fuck up so bad at your job that you kill someone, that's retarded.
>>537039564wow really smart to have the backup chute in a central location like that who could predict a plane would fly into them while hang gliding
>>537040311>i just want to know if this is a fuckup or a massive fuckup ffsyea, i would call throwing a girl off a bridge with no bungee cord a massive fuckup.
>>537037598Lmao
>>537040077This post made me chuckle
>>537040566>wow really smart to have the backup chute in a central location like that who could predict a plane would fly into them while hang glidingpretty sure everyone doing this has a backup chute. if the primary one doesn't open properly you pull the backup.
>>537039859the trick is not to jump to begin with
>>537040077>they're just charging people $30 and throwing them off bridges in brazil.i guess the american dollar does go far
>>537032401>skeleton bridgeShould have used the human bridge skeletons don't fuck around.
>>537040887>the trick is not to jump to begin withbut then how do you get started with your streaming career?
I’d never do shit like bungee or skydiving. Amusement parks are good enough
>>537032401R.I.PGod bless her soul
>>537037598ha why are brown people so dumb? Like wtf lol This has to be ai, no way this exist in reality, nope. Not mine. All this is fake and ghey
>>537040880Is there a tertiary backup?
>>537040898>i guess the american dollar does go faryea, the assisted suicides are dirt cheap in brazil this time of year. book your flight now.
>>537032506I unironically agree with this. Just think of the babies that she's not going to have with those genetics.
>>537041154>Is there a tertiary backup?yes, every skydiver has at least five backup chutes.....
>>537038837>>537037598This is why I wouldn't trust a non-white with anything, ever.There's what, 10+ people there and the woman herself? Yet none had the neuron activation to check the bungee cord or even notice it's missing entirely while she is being hoisted up.The only other thing I can think is this is intentional.
Wait a minute.. Brazilians can't fly?
>>537037598All those" people" are morans. Most likely took the Covid bioweapon injections.
>>537041336What did India, Africa, and the Americas look like before white/European people showed up? They'd still look that way today if they never did.
>>537032401She can finally get some BWC in heaven.
Which one of you did this?Normies are so easy to ragebait it’s not even fairhttps://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/21-old-brazilian-woman-dead-232832680.html
>>537037598imagine trusting your life to a couple of retarded browns
>>537041336>The only other thing I can think is this is intentional.if it was intentional that just adds a whole other layer of stupid. the way you would do it intentionally is to cut the cord so you know it's going to snap. not just launch a girl off a bridge with absolutely no bungee cord and dozens of witnesses.
>>537039046>those guys must have been drunk or high or somethingjust brown, that's all
>>537039943I think that maybe that’s the rope on the ground. Completely unattached to her. This was a straight up execution.
>>537041502Get a brian moran
>>537041169Even Canada cannot catch a break with 3rd worlders stealing their primary industry.
>>537032506>tattoos>dropped (literally)kek
>>537040077>broThank you for letting us know you're a brown retard. For us White people there is the realization that there could be a bungee rope because of the low resolution and low bitrate video compression. In any event in this case it does seem that she just wasn't attached to the rope whatsoever, possible only because everyone involved is a brown subhuman with an IQ which among White people would fall under the threshold of being retarded..
>>537036918How the fuck did the girl not notice?>I'm doing a bungee jump>Where's the bungee cord?
>>537032401Her body
>>537042024ooff poor her... what about her gopro? We'd like to see her reaction when she realizes she isn't attached by a string before she hits the ground.
>>537038851>There should be a checklist of procedures that is strictly followed.
>>537039811>He got ignored by a woman who got thrown off a bridge by accidentI mean at this point, you are your own limit
>>537039564Adrenaline junkie probably loved that
>>537042137It’s true, this would never happen in Germany. If there’s anyone i’d trust to throw me off a bridge for a high risk low reward novelty, it’d be the germans
>>537042024I could have saved her
>>537041995mmkay>video quality can be the reason no cord was seen>also, she obviously wasn't connected to a cordi'm retarded so i don't understand what point you're making
>>537032401lollmao
>>537032592thats why I dont ride carnival rides, that slingshot ball or roller coasters.call me a pussy idc but I dont lay my life in the hands of clown adjecent niggers.
>>537042383>I could have saved herby liking and subscribing? the gopro proves this bitch was farming for simps.
>>537037671ok, if theres no shock do you next jump using standard climbing ropes.>>537037598thats fucking unbelievable. were they all doped up on weed or something?you know, it reminds me a bit of that experiment where everyone in a classroom expect the test subject is told to answer questions incorrectly, and how most people just go along with the wrong answers to avoid having to disagree with the group.I bet everyone watching that girl get thrown noticed there was no rope but didn't want to look stupid by saying anything.
>>537042330Same here. I'd rather trust the Germans to handle this whole thing than Bong who doesn't care about my life.
>>537042024I'll take her loose sock and her shoe.for safe keeping you know.
>>537039543it couldn't have worked even theoretically. the rope would have pushed the two brownoids off the bridge if it was attached to the foid.
>>537039564link or it's AI
>>537032401I would not trust to breath the same air of brownoids, she literally accepted to be thrown off a bridge by them. foids are demons.
>>537039489The eds trying to launch jimmy to japan immediately came to mind watching that webm
>>537039543>AI generated slop poster How much you wanna bet these retarded Brazilians asked ChatGPT how to create a business in Brazil and they followed the plan to a T including it hallucinating out the part that bungee jumpers need a cord.They probably dont even know what bungee jumping is they thought jumpers are just crazy people that love to be thrown off bridges with some safety gear for the thrills and walk out of it.
>>537042024too soon
>"NÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃOOOOOOOOOoooo *SPLAT*
The state of anons in this thread:>how did no one do safety checks?>why didn't the girl make sure she was hooked up?>how could all those people watching not see she wasn't attached to the cord?It's Brazil. /pol/ of all people should understand this.
>>537042609>I bet everyone watching that girl get thrown noticed there was no rope but didn't want to look stupid by saying anything.there were three people involved. presumably they had sending people off the bridge for quite a while so they knew what they were doing. plus you never really know when a disaster is taking place before your eyes. they could have easily set her down on the plank and strapped her up. who fucking knows?at least there's video of it for my entertainment.
>>537043120>there were three people involved.plus several observers who said nothing
>>537042137A license issued after an appropriate course on bungee safety, and procedures would prevent this.>>537042137
>Things a young woman will do to avoid settling down and having kids with an average guyWe should start a compilation
>bungee jumping? no, just jumping
>>537042024
>>537042677>it couldn't have worked even theoretically. the rope would have pushed the two brownoids off the bridge if it was attached to the foid.This, or if its trailing behind them swung the woman wildly. Isn't there a rigging or something supposed to be above them ?
>>537032401Bravo mutts
>>537042330>If there’s anyone i’d trust to throw me off a bridge for a high risk low reward novelty, it’d be the germansGood luck with that.
>>537042024she looks fine, one shoe is still on, even
>>537041502Even worse. They were all Republican voters.
>>537032925>>537032506Tattoos are sexy. It's piercings that are shit.
>>537043214>plus several observers who said nothingsomeone said there is an audio version where the onlookers were concerned and talking amongst themselves. not sure though. the first time i've even seen the video was in this thread.
>>537038837>throw me like you hate me>ok
>>537043473fair enough. but they still didn't call out or do anything to intervene and thats why it reminded me of that experiment.
>>537043285
>>537033794> Bungeetrannies get no ropethis is why i still come here
>>537039543>cordasWhat a time we live in when God's sick jokes can be captured in electronic configurations and delivered around the world.
>>537040311>how can stupid people be stupid?Just as stupid people cannot fathom what its like to be smart. Smart people cannot truly comprehend what its like to be stupid.
>>537038837This is 100% unlic business and a drunken brown cash grab.
>>537043514>fair enough. but they still didn't call out or do anything to intervene and thats why it reminded me of that experiment.i think it's sort of like>you take a bus to work every day>you know the route>bus driver starts taking a different route>you yell out 'hey you missed the turn!' >then the bus driver yells back 'I KNOW THAT! IT'S BECAUSE THAT ROAD IS CLOSED IN 1/4 MILE! SO I HAVE TO TAKE A DETOUR!' or whatever. so you would just be quiet instead of trying to correct someone.
>>537043712>so you would just be quiet instead of trying to correct someone.only its more like if the driver was about to take the bus over the edge of an uncompleted bridge and nobody said anything for fear of looking stupid.
>>537043712But where is the rope meant to anchor too if attached to the woman? Is it meant to be trailing behind them, over their heads ? (Big risk of rope catching the two chuckers if attached.)Or is it meant to be at end of platform ?
>>537043348the rope is supposed to be attached to the bridge they are standing on, but several meters to the right from where they are standing, so that the person attached to it swings at an angle
>>537043571Chimps have white features:Thin lipsSmall noseLight skinBig ears
>>537039543lmaooo
>>537040311ok lil bro
>>537039859Have you done enough other things to compare it to? Have you ever hunted man? I would say that's the most adrenaline pumping pastime. Not just for you but for your potential victims too.You should be able to find a machete or two somewhere nearby
>>537040311its brazil, this happens every daycalm down
Where is the bungee rope in the first place? All I'm seeing near them is a regular rope, surely they were not jumping with that.
>>537044379>Where is the bungee rope in the first place?This. Surely its meant to be at the end of that bridge extension?
>>537037598This is some Looney Tunes shit what the fuck lmao.
>>537040880A: they're paragliding so they don't pull any kind of rip cord. B: you're gay.C: most PG rigs suggest carrying a reserve if you're flying above 300' AGL, anything lower and you won't be able to get it out in time. They cost $200 to get professionally repacked every 12 months, they've saved me once before, but another mate got tangled in his when he landed short and in the drink and he drowned. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
>>537044379That's exactly what they were doing. The retards making these threads just call it bungee jumping because they don't give a shit
>>537044472She would still have smashed into the bridge.
>>537037598KEK I audibly guffawed
>>537037598Holy fuck brown people never fail to amaze me with their absolute brain dead nigger stupidity.
>>537032401GIWTWM
>>537038837This is the funniest shit I've seen in months
>>537039989back in my home country i'd get anxiety every time I heard a knock at the door haha
>>537042024Would
>>537044559Yup, probably would of. So wtf is this ? Brazilian sacrifice for world cup ?
>>537032401>go bungee jumping>no bungee>didn't jump eitherAll kinds of failure here.
>>537044379>>537044472they are swinging underneath the bridge with a regular rope
>>537037833>>537038694That's because you have no training and could easily panic and dieYou can go alone if you get certified like scuba diving
>>537044951That doesn't look safe at all
>>537044965yes, if you do a whole bunch of jumps strapped to a guy first.
>>537037519unfortunately this is AI
>>537037519AI forgot the crater.
>>537038837She didn't fly so good!
>>537037598thats $350 plus tip! who's next
>>537044951These people are retards. It's only a matter of time before the rope snags around one of their legs and pulls them off. It's all these low IQ morons that "enjoy" bungee jumping and rollercoaster. Instead of doing real activities like alpine climbing or white water rafting.
>>537045211Why would you not tie a girl before throwing her from a bridge?
>>537043830>But where is the rope meant to anchor too if attached to the woman?i think she had a harness on where the cable would be attached to her chest. i've seen lots of people bungee jump before and haven't seen this type of setup or execution. she was trying to film it and had a bunch of odd requests and it confused the brown men's minds.
>>537042746https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYtmlD-svEl/Happened in Austria, she survived.
>>537043747>only its more like if the driver was about to take the bus over the edge of an uncompleted bridge and nobody said anything for fear of looking stupid.gotcha. thankfully, i'm never afraid of looking stupid. i do it all the time. it's sort of my thing.
>>537045284Brown people don't even remember to wipe their own ass.
>>537038837This looks like it would have killed her or one them even with the cord
>>537045273>It's only a matter of time before the rope snags around one of their legs and pulls them off.Or a jumper swings back right into the pillar at full speed.
>>537045257>who's next
>>537044519i'm leaning towards B
>>537037519
>>537045411same here. better stupid than sorry
>>537038837>company's name is cordas>forget the ropesThey had one fucking job
>>537041169kek. the total goes up considerably if one doesn't want to be buried in brazil. nobody wants to sit next to a coffin in economy class.
>>537032506It's just something you have to get used to, cel saga retard.
>>537044951this is a better explanation of what they were trying to do and why they weren't doing a normal bungee jump like you would normally see. it's more like a big swing. big risk for error though. there are countless fail videos where people have a tree swing where you're supposed to jump off in to the water and the rope fails and the person gets a face full of mud.
>>537042330while true procedurewise, if you ever feel tempted, pls don't! competency crisis has arrived here. the germans you have in mind don't engage in such sillyness. it's all for profit clownery by questionable mutts.
>>537032401It's not just the workers fault. None of the group behind them noticed the rope was missing either
>>537037598they didn't even bother looking if she was tied or not, they just throw her like dead weight
>>537032401Honestly sad, their company should be demolished and her family the benefactors of these retards huge mistake.
It isn't "bungee" jumping. It is rope jumping, you dumbass neanderthal. Why do we allow these dumb boomers who aren't keen to the trends of the youth in this website?
>>537046203>It's not just the workers fault. None of the group behind them noticed the rope was missing eitherthere's no reason to be passing the buck to the onlookers. it's the workers that fucked this up. and if you're an onlooker and start screaming at the workers you risk startling them and them dropping the girl anyways.
>>537042024Imagine the smell
My ass.
>>537046646>a distinction without a differencethey threw her off a bridge without connecting her to anything. tf does it matter if she was 'rope jumping' or bungee jumping?
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