LET THAT SINK IN
They are doing it for your own safety
>>537036180what's the distance they wanna run in stadiums
When I was a kid I worked at a McDonalds where the manager was from Kenya. He lived 5 miles away and he ran to work and back home everyday. It wasn't something he was doing for exercise or training, it was just how you commuted to him. I still think about that every once in a while.
>>537036375Based Kenyan. The carjew must've been seething.
>>537036180>Run Oh yeah, Germoids don't have "walk".They just run.Maybe "ambulate".But yeah idfk what the deal with always needing to sit down is.Even spics and nogs do it.>>537036375Holy based.Kenyans are amongst a few countries in Africa that can do milk. You really notice. It has a civilizing effect.
>>537036741it's translated from laufen
>>537036180AAAAAAHHH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON!?!
>>537036903>AAAAAAHHH WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON!?!Apparently it's illegal to walk to a stadium in the US. At the same time taxi drivers are charging tourists $100+ for a 5 minute journey.
>WalkingWE DON'T DO THAT IN THE US!!!11
>>537036180All that shit is right off the interstate retards, certain death awaits you.
jail them for walking
https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1605fo2/how_american_are_you_this_mf/
>>537036180Don't play in traffic, Hans. It's really simple.
>>537036180OY VEY THESE EUROPEANS DO NOT USE THE MANDATORY 300 PAYMENTS GOYBOX WITH GASOLINE SUBSCRIPTION
>>537037276Posting links to Reddit in an unironic context should result in an immediate and irrevocable permanent ban.
lol they're going to get run overAmericans love eating pedestrians with cars.
>>537036741Imagine being racist as much as this guy is, must be exhausting.
In reality they don't think about you often or at all even
>tfw i walk 4 miles everyday to and from work in my heckin city and im not a nigger
>>537037026In NYC we walk everywhere lmao.
>>537036180HEY! I'M WALKING HERE! *Slams your car's hood*
I read news stories about how Europeans start mass dying from temperatures as low as 72 degrees. We keep our office thermostats higher than that over here in America! We're trying to protect the Euros from melting like candlewax under the burning heat of our American Summer.
>>537038106do you tell yellow taxis you are WWWAAAAAAWWKIN HEYAH!!AYY!
>>537036741>always needing to sit down isit's more efficient, the beaners are having a siesta, the niggers are od'ing and this >>537037646 jeet is too stupid to find the door handle
>>537036180lol this will be a disaster like everything else that mutts do
>>537036180Americans need large EUROCOCK in their moist bussies
>>537036180We are?
>>537037646Not as exhausting as pretending to be not racist on a daily basis.
>>537036741They also are one of the only African country's that protect their wild animals from poachers.
>>537036375I wonder about this. Why do people who regularly spend their early mornings or evenings, who are clearly run down middle aged office types, jogging as their desperate attempt to "stay fit" etc and struggle for him, not just run to work and save themselves the commute and the time of the exercise? There are an absolute ton of people who live in the same town they work, not everybody commutes an hour on the motorway, a ton of people who will drive 15 minutes a day to work (sitting in rush hour traffic half of that probably) and then try to desperately cram in exercise time. If they live within say, an hour's run of their workplace, why bother doing both? Cycling is even more efficient, just dont be a faggot and wear the weird gay neon clothes or drive in the middle of the road
>>537039569struggle for time*
>>537039569This requires a shower facility at your workplace, and prevents you from doing most errands on the same trip. It also doesn't work anyway in bad weather.
>>537039828>doesn't work anyway in bad weatherAre you made of sugar? What is there about bad weather that disallows you to jog or, at the very least, walk to your workplace?The stink is the only reasonable explanation. Taking a jog requires a shower if you're going to sit among clean people doing clean things.
>>537037333Getting your panties in a bunch over a link rather than caring about the actual content should revoke your right to use the internet altogether.
>>537039828Dunno if you stink after a little run there is something off with your health and you should be addressing that. It's not normal to smell bad just because you jogged a little what the fuck. Bad smell = internally something is going on. Bad smells come from days and days worth of unwashed sweat microbe colonies breeding, not one run. Shower when you get back on the return jog. Worst case scenario just literally bring three paper towels and wipe your armpits and groin. Imagine being so prissy or unhealthy you think you need to slather 50 litres of water over you just because you ran a little lmfao
>>537036180>Walk? No thank you
>>537037333>Newfag pretending reddit is any different from 4chan
>>537036180Euromutts are so afraid of cars, it’s so adorable.
>>537039496Cheers
>>537036741>Oh yeah, Germoids don't have "walk".We do, it's called gehen or spazieren. Now fuck off out of Austria turdworlder
>>537039930>Are you made of sugar?Not him, but I am.
>>537040022you fucking smell and everyone but you can smell you
>>537037691>In reality they don't think about you often or at all evenQuite clearly not true.
>>537039496truth
>>537039930America can have pretty intense weather depending on your location and huge temp swings but otherwise the brit is right that people don't even consider any other option as possible because they are lazy NPCs
>>537040183Incredibly predictable response, also very feminine because you're trying to use some kind of third-hand hypothetical social consensus as a form of "argument".. but anybody who does any kind of mild bodily movement knows I'm right. Not every form of physical activity is a multi hour personal record breaking marathon in 40 celsius humidity. Are you seriously telling me that you start to SMELL immediately after doing a few minutes of exercise? What the fuck have you been eating?
>>537040327You are responding to an NPC who can't think for himself. His natural state is to consume and drive. America has done a number on white men here. Many such cases.
>>537040282Texas here. If the Germans and other Euros want to walk to the stadiums in Dallas and Houston….by all means. Enjoy the 95F, humidity, and direct sun. I can’t believe they had a “hydration break” during the Scotland/voodooland match. It was 80F perfect weather for a game.
>>537040022Meanwhile the eurocucks are complaining about 80 degree weather
>>537036180Those colours really don't run huh.
>>537040589Fucking lmao
>>537040327Are you a 3rd worlder? I you just smell, after a run, and this is reason why I wouldn't run to work unless I have shower facility there. Also, running shorts are hardly business casual. So I don't run to work. I used to occasionally cycle to work. usually when cycling you don't get sweaty and you can do it even in business casual suit. Anyway American tendency to drive everywhere is something else, next level.
>>537040473You nigger really think 35 celsius is hot? You really don't know anything about Europe. The hydration break is a normal thing even if it rains, you should drink actual water regularly instead of chugging on that ZOG cum you call soda.
>>537040451>>537040327you are both stinky fat cheese smelling fatties and everyone around you leans away from you when you walk by
>>537036375HahahaMad flex
>>537040629I doubt Poland ever gets 35C. I know Spain and France do. Europe doesn’t have humidity like here. >ZOG cumAhem it’s Dr. Pepper….yes and I get the sugar free version. Seriously though 42g sugar is waaaaay too much
>>537036741Using run instead of walk is a strong indicator that this headline is made up by the german OP. Only germans don't get that running and walking are two different speeds
>>537036180europeans don't understand that walking to a place in america takes 3 hours
>>537040160Your expat niggers who are stranded here don't use the word walking they say running every time when they mean walking
>>537040734Laufen (running) and gehen (walking) is used synonymous. Laufen doesn't mean running in every instance but you already know that
>>537036180Mutts really drive everywhere huh? Insane people
>>537036375As a student I had a brief period when I was super fit.There were times when I couldn't cycle and instead of taking public transport I would just run.Running for up to half an hour didn't even feel like an activity to me.The biggest issue was getting strained feet from wearing sneakers instead of proper running shoes, but if I was running daily instead of spontaneously I would just wear different shoes.
>>537037646far less exhausting than denying the reality that stereotypes often exist for good reasons
>>537037026I will choose to believe these stories are true.
>>53704072435C is a completely normal temperature every summer. Last year the highest registered temperature was 36,6C. The hottest it ever was is 40,2C. Since Poland is a temperate country, the temperature always goes along with high humidity, especially during the storm season.Any kind of soda is ZOG cum. Enjoy the goyslop.
>>537039569the problem with running to work is that you're gonna stink all day.
>>537040022you're just noseblind to your own miasma you foul swamp dwelling troglodyte, everyone else can smell you before you enter a room
>>537040473Lol. What a pussy>I blame the sunshine for not wanting to walk and enjoy the dayI bet when you also blame it's too cold or rainy for you not walking eh?
>>537039930>What is there about bad weather that disallows you to jog or, at the very least, walk to your workplace?I live in Wisconsin. Temperatures in a typical year range more than 120 degrees F. Winter storms often drop several inches of snow (about two feet for one this last winter), and this is often on top of a base layer of ice. Summer storms can drop more than an inch of rain per hour, not uncommonly with hail and high winds that knock debris from trees and blow them around.
>>537040939the weather excuse always disgusts me, I manage to bike through Canadian winters to and from work just fine. Lazy fat fucks just can't stop whining and making exuses for themselves.
>>53703626115 feet. This looks like internet of things, 15 minute Gaza concentration camp bullshitting to me. >running like a stupid faggot. We also want to kick your fucking heads in for being foreign. We want to run AT you and make you run away, optimally, then we can say we had a “fight” and had you off but not get punched in the process. Its highly psycho logical. Piss on the media. Literally football muppets fill bottles and award them to rehydrating the liar of their choice. Pic: football senpai’s bein’ well ‘ard at Mill Wall.
>>537036180I see a train station just next to the stadium.Anon, explain your faggotry
>>537038271*accidentally hits gas instead of brake
>>537040473>I can’t believe they had a “hydration break” during the Scotland/voodooland match.American "sports" have hydration breaks every 10 seconds.
>>537036741>Oh yeah, Germoids don't have "walk".It's a German article that was auto-translated you dumb jeet
>>537041033their hydration breaks are for slop like gatorade
>>537040939rare based aussieposter>>537040965I can't with you retards. Americans acting like Europe doesn't get snow, high temperatures, storms or hail. The temperature range in Poland is higher. Last year it was -20C during winter, 35C during the summer. You can walk to work in both cases, I surely did. Running is not always possible, as running on ice is dangerous, but that doesn't excuse your fat arse from walking, you retard.
>>537040589DAYUM!
>>537040992>Propah_hooligan.exe>Up to no good>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>>537041009Subway ticket costs $150That's a lot of money when you're a Europoor.
>Coorr, take my vehicles away mr long nose >plllleeeeaaasee Shut up you absolute whoppers. I want to drive my Bentayga to the match, “watch” by falling asleep at the wheel possibly after parking to watch. Start the engine hung over 45 minutes after everyone else has left. Do dohnuts on the centre bit where the big circle is. Loose control and kill a ball boy with a gay little flag. Drive to mexico. Score some drugs and hookers. Then come home on the ferry (i assume that there is a regular ferry service) without even once setting foot outside my luxury behemoth. Power the entire rampage with american stolen petrol that nogs got cruise missiled for. And never have to see a football minge muppet kicking a football even once.
>…not even once..Which is entirely possible. Minge fans am i rite?
>>537041073He's right in some regards though. Yeah sure as far as temperature Europe and North America have similar temperature ranges. We get much more extreme weather here though, because of several geographic features Europe doesn't really have. >the great lakes give us WAY heavier rain and snow than most of Europe gets >tornado alley produces WAY stronger stormcells and tornados than Europe gets>the gulf of mexico and the atlantic hit us with much harsher hurricanes and flooding than Europe gets>lake superior is literally an inland freshwater sea with it's own regional climate and extreme weather systems, not unlike that sea the USSR destroyed
>>537040827>Laufen (running) and gehen (walking) is used synonymousIn Germany but not in Austria
WTF did she even do? I’m crap at footy I just run around pushing people over but at least I’d get stat’s. >box to box stuff. Ouh ‘er! In the showers? Cooor. Minge united fan here.
>>537041384
>>537040822No they don't. Your german skills are just terrible, shitskin.
>>537041073>The temperature range in Poland is higher. Last year it was -20C during winter, 35C during the summer.You just described a smaller temperature range. 55C corresponds to 99F, and I said that it is MORE THAN 120F. A year's high temperatures are around 35C, but the low is often -30C to -35C. Bringing this back to the original point, for something to "work" it needs to be a viable solution. That is, it needs to be practical, not just possible. It is a brute fact of life that weather sometimes makes it impractical to walk to work, so what do you do about it?
>>537036180what is that, a fucking desert? that looks horrible
>>537041527Jeet central, Texas
>>537041384Ofc they also say this in Austria, because Austria and Bavaria share the same language and we say>Ich lauf mal zum BaeckerWhich translates to>I run to the bakeryBut in fact the real meaning is>I walk to the bakery
>>537041527They removed all the native trees and replaced them with European trees that require 20 times more water.Then they were shocked whose trees die in summer and have to be replaced annually.Eventually they gave up and just accepted it's impossible to have trees in that part of the world.
>>537041527It's a parking lotbefore a sports event people fill them up with tents and have big parties and grill and stuffI didn't really see anything comparable in Europe as you all have club aligned pubs and such
>>537041624Austrians don't use laufen in this way and that's why Bavaria is part of Germany despite sharing the same dialect with Austria and sharing the same dialect does not mean that every spoken word is shared for example some dialects in Austria use Grundbirn and some Erdaepfel for potatoes. It's the same idea if you look at it but two non identical words. Now go fuck yourself nigger
>>537037026when i was in japan i was either using trains or walking lots of fun i don't get people who don't want to walk when on holidays because you get to see things you might not normally see and explore. If americans did this to me i would not be able to hold back my laughter at them
>>537041443Wiebke is not an Austrian first name. So what are you trying to tell me? I already said that the person who did the headline must be German
>>537041769Greek trees? Olive trees maybe. They do okay on Zante in june/july. Maybe that would give too many vet’s flashbacks though. Nothing worse than a vet having a flashback. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AJzL_wyMahU&ra=mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QwFAEOiLH3c&ra=mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2hGRQo6H3g&ra=m
>>537036180the arch-nemesis of americans.FEET-BASED LOCOMOTION.
>>537036180This is the grammatically worst headline ever. The referential "who" is preceded by two possible antecedents, being "Americans" and "Europeans", so it's ambiguous if it's the Americans or the Europeans who want to run.
>>537041044>>537040734>>537036866I know that's my point.>>537040859Stereotypes are earned not given as they say.
>>537036180imagine the post-run smell
>>537037026Nice Fan Fiction Eddie Boi S A G EO.P. is German Troon.
>>537041384>discount germany doesn't go all the waykek
>>537043816MUH GUNS that are only used to shoot schoolchildren and by niggers
>>537037646nigger
>>537044342they need to collect them to rise up the tyrannical government in power for close to a century now
>>537037026This is probably bullshit, but I will allow myself to believe that it is true.
>>537036180Two legs bad, four wheels good
>>537041624There are 2 distinct words with different meanings.Why use it incorrectly?What's the benefit of using "laufen" for walking? To make yourself look more active?