I do believe a citizenship exchange program is needed. General advice for those coming:>Please go two or three towns outside the big ones>rent a big car>go shooting>we have every landscape and weather available, choose your location wisely>yes the fast food and restaurants are decent, walmarts are fun, but if you REALLY want the American xp, get a local to take you around Costco/Sams Club/etc >say hi>you're in America, act like it, "Fuck you, Make me" is our unofficial motto
>>537041723I saw niggers everywhere and it ruined my visit, hard pass
>>537041723Looks disgusting I'll stick to my Bratwurst and Gulasch
>>537041755Well.. that's our zoo exhibit. Gotta get some binoculars for that activity.
>>537041723>>you're in America, act like it, "Fuck you, Make me" is our unofficial motto>Americans are spiritual Romanians I see.
>>537041755This! I live here and the times I have to interact it’s terrifying
>>537041723theyre gonna get a taste of freedom and europoors are gonna start overthrowing their gubmints
Go see a national parks or two tooeven shit hole host cities like Philly have world class museums
>>537041755I never see niggers unless I look at a TV. Sorry you had to deal with it.
>>537041723Where is the cup being held? I dont follow sportsball. If it's in the south they need to get some actual BBQ and Biscuits n Gravy.
>>537041962Multiple cities across the country
I've wanted to visit Colorado since south park.Zero chance i will, but a man can dream. Where can i watch some culture shock vids?
If I wanted to go visit the States, where should I go if I want to see some mountains, lush nature and some "traditional part" of America?No minorities is also a huge deal breaker.
No thanks,"bro"
>>537041962biscuits and gravy is revolting slop. literally a flour ball with flour water on top.
>>537041723>>you're in America, act like it, "Fuck you, Make me" is our unofficial mottoAnd "Give jews whatever the fuck they want" is the official motto.
>>537041723Looks like toy food.
>>537041755please refer to the map.
America is fun for a holiday but I couldn't live there, its very weird, it's like Aliens tried to reproduce the UK but kept messing up
>>537042087the redwood forests in northern california is cool, nature reserves and national parks can be cool, but some of them are very touristy (and will probably be especially bad with all the tourists here now). Our mountains aren't really crazy impressive since they are mostly just wide and sprawling rather than one super tall and magnificent thing like Fuji or Everest, but there are some cool hiking areas.
>>537041723>Scottish retards like the goyslopNo shit, they'll eat anything wrapped in batter.Are mutts really this stupid and unworldly?The only thing I've seen come of this world cup is the resounded disdain for america.You can't even sell all the tickets for the most popular sporting event in the world lmao.
>>537042131Flour, like ground up wheat that you make bread from. Is that supposed to be gross or something? Gravy is flour GREASE, by the way
>>537041723>yes the fast food and restaurants are decent, walmarts are fun, but if you REALLY want the American xp, get a local to take you around Costco/Sams Club/etcdude....>our goyslop is good, we have so muchsugar in it all of your neurons will activate!!!!
>>537041723Same basedboys excited for goyslop are the same type as marvel fans, star wars fags, disney adults and sportsball watchers.
>>537042087>If I wanted to go visit the States, where should I go if I want to see some mountains, lush nature and some "traditional part" of America?Wyoming.
Why would you recommend shit like Costco? Europeans want to go to real stores and real restaurants and see the best of America, not giant goyslop facilities
>>537042195Shut the fuck up you Paki-loving cunt. You English faggots pay nearly half of your income as tax to support Muslim welfare munchers who rape your children and bring in more of their inbred relatives to replace you while British families are evicted to accommodate them, with the full support of most of the population. You're a castrated, self-hating Labour-voting poofter who celebrated the Manchester bombing, sucks the cock and balls of Two Tier Keir the Queer and sold out your own country to the assorted trash of the third world for a chicken tikka masala.If a dirty little swollen headed Somalian foreign bastard stabbing a 6 year old British child 177 times does not make you want to stand up for your country and fight back then I don't know what will. Yet the vast majority of Britroaches continue to defend immigration and minorities. There isn't a single Britroach alive above the age of 20 who is not complicit in the mass sexual exploitation of the Muslim grooming gangs and the subsequent cover up. Each and every one of you, is the moral equivalent of Jimmy Savile and should be treated as such. Everywhere you go, you should be subjected to beating, mutilation and sexual assault. If you have any children, I hope they are killed in a similar fashion as the ones in the Southport stabbing. You have done nothing but advocate for unlimited immigration and the destruction of your own race
>>537041942>Go see a national parks or two toosecond this. The picrel was done by Ansel Adams. One of the best landscape photographers of the world and rarely left more than 10 feet from his car. >AMERICA>>537041932They just need to shoot a gun. PLEASE EURO'S IN AMERICA. THERE IS A GUN RANGE NEAR YOU. YOU CAN SHOOT THERE. THE EMPLOYEES WILL LOVE IT. ASK MANY QUESTIONS. (this is genuine, they love to watch the euromind break it's conditioning with full mag of an AR-15. it'll cost $50ish)
>>537042279>Most of Ansel Adams photographs were taken within 10ft of his car. forgot pic of beautiful America
>>537042087Only one I've been to is Voyagers National Park in Minnesota. You can rent a houseboat and go fishing and camping in an area the size of a small country with zero infrastructure. Google Earth it.
>>537041723>Yes the fast food and restaurants are decent.That's the only thing stopping me from going there. If your food really is decent, just advertise it instead of the goyslop seen everywhere. On /ck/ , americans discuss the most basic industrially made frozen fast food item like it's some kind of delicacy. And i'm not even talking about the ultimates abominations we see from time to time, I know it's not necessary the norm.
>>537042087Whatever you do Niagara falls and the Grand Canyon are boring as fuck. Maybe if you can get some sort of hiking group that explores the inside of the canyon it could be cool, but standing at the top is just tourist goyslop.
>>537041882You’re not supposed to interact with the niggers anon they’re our mascots. You just let them burn down walmart every once in a while and feed them copious amounts of fried chicken
>>537042244the chinksect is back with more copypasta seethe, kek
>>537042315>Only one I've been to is Voyagers National Park in Minnesota. You can rent a houseboat and go fishing and camping in an area the size of a small country with zero infrastructureVoyagers is extremely fun. Parked the houseboat on a cove and cooked all our meals on the beach. They even gave us a motorboat to go with the houseboat.
>>537041821one of the best meals you will ever eat. you are just a gay retard
>>537042087Come to my area: New England. Lots of mountains and beautiful nature throughout states like Vermont and New Hampshire. You can visit Boston which is one of the best cities in the country. You can travel down the Atlantic coast which is beautiful. There's tons of history since we have some of the oldest states. You also wouldn't be far from the Den of Evil (New York City) if you wanted to travel there. Same with the other Den of Evil (Washington DC)
>>537042191>trying to replicate the ukWhat? Dystopian and full of pakis?
>>537042233But this is how the freedom parasites get started. Soon he'll be craving a bigger car....then, if left untreated, a motorcycle above 800cc...further the infection could result in even wanting or GOD FORBID purchasing a GUN!!>speaking of guns a pawn shop just gave me a two for one on shockwaves>$425 for two of these
>>537042423B-FR3
The only scots going to America this WC are the ones who never said anything critical of Israel, niggers or faggots on social media. Everyone else had their ESTA declined, look it up.
>>537041821Southern gravy tastes a LOT better than it looks
>>537041723Whites of EU and US unite!
>>537041723>walmarts are fun, but if you REALLY want the American xp, get a local to take you around Costco/Sams Club
>>537042447Forgot to mention that it's also one of the whitest areas of the country too. Although seeing niggers, spics, etc. in a city is inevitable. Almost every other part of New England is largely minority free though
>>537041723Everybody on twitter is a pathetic loser.
>>537042605eu and america should've never divided to begin with, of course we're similar and kindred spirits, believe it or not it's been all orchestrated
>>537042545>so retarded he doesn't know where singapore isand you call other people brown
>>537042351please consider the source. There may be some gems in that rough, but this place is still an autistic shut-in forum. The joy of life is lost on many here, at that would inevitably show through their "cooking". Most of America is homecooking and most the sit-down restaurants source food from the same companies from their corporate "local" farm. I try to only dine at restaurants with only one location. Granted our food is PLENTIFUL, but the best food is very much regional based. Every city/state has specialties.
>>537041723We call that Schnitzel. Don't they have that in Scotland?
>>537041723At least a supervised four-week-long period of orientation prior to release into the wild. At least.
>>537042087PNW. Rent a car. Drive around Washington. Seattle is tolerable for a day (if you must check it off a list, but stay at least 20 miles from I-5 in either direction and you'll be fine), the best parts are it's Nature. Plenty of it
>>537041755Good. We've got enough of our scum here.
>>537042800>"saar singapore chinks!">"actually I refer to seas saar! the sea ones saar!"Just fuck off back to Mumbai, Akshit.
>>537041821Excellent. Germanics are a plague on this planet akin to kikes.
>>537041723Fuck you, make me.
>>537042195There are plenty of better examples of our food, dipshit. This thread is about THE LIES BEING LIFTED FROM THE EUROKEK MIND and how entertaining it is. twitter is full of it rn and it's awesome. AMERICA
>>537042491replace paki with indian and you've got texas
>>537041948Don't encourage them. Those you want don't need convincing and fit right in. That there is most likely a pajeet or a kike anyways.
>>537042537>speaking of guns a pawn shop just gave me a two for one on shockwavesNo fucking way!!!! That's an INSANE deal and the shockwave is so fucking based. Don't listen to the tranny /k/ommandos, if you know how to run a shockwave, they're excellent.
>>537042075>Where can i watch some culture shock vids?What do you wanna see? Colorado is an odd state but it got ruined by the east coast transplant scum. east coast, northwestern, and texan transplants ruin literally everything in this country.
>>537042160It's not accurate. If you don't understand how, you are worse than a nigger, kike, and a pajeet combined.
>>537043075what would we REALLY lose by cutting the internet sea-cables? I mean, sure business would be slowed, but it could eventually be replaced by phone-only lines. I just miss the old days.
>>537041723>get a local to take you around Costco/Sams Club/etc don't do this, you'll almost certainly encounter nothing but jeets
>>537041723has this become the new meme format on xitter for engagement and updoots? most of our restaurants are over priced shit these days, fast food or not
>>537042211>>537042131It's both tasty and revolting. Some meats, fish from the sea, and certain foul (and their eggs) is the only real food, the rest is slop that makes you both sickly and stupid. Okay to survive on in tough periods but not an every day fair.
>>537043114my impromptu slings are not effective with how they were set-up, gotta diddle with it a bit more and buy some parts. I'm gonna have a fucking blast regardless>the best of /k/ is when you show them what you have done>the worst of /k/ is asking what you should do
>>537041723Fried steak is disgusting, couldn't even take a few bites. Big cars are more difficult to drive and you can't see over the massive fat hood. You might end up in a white trash town if you do that and it could be worse than the city. But indeed, the cities are completely trashed.>>537041755You went to a city like a retard. They're all shitholes, and most small towns are white shitholes. You really have to do your research to find good places to visit. They'll typically be known tourist destinations but places that aren't well known, and check the racial dot map to make sure they aren't infested. You need to find affluent high white population areas, they must be affluent. White trash are a fucking menace here and their shitholes are not worth visiting.
>>537043294Picture related.
>>537043183it's decent enough. Sure Chicago, South California, Seattle, and some other parts have dense sections but they'll be warned by everyone if they're going to the wrong parts.>Though there are fucking gorgeous parts of the South thats worth the risk
>>537042988>If you don't like daddy amewica you're brown!Get new material bennie mong.>>537043031>LIES BEING LIFTED FROM THE EUROKEK MINDThe biggest story from all of this is the utter bewilderment of Europeans who are finding they cannot simply walk to your stadiums, because americans are such morbid lard arses they've given up on walking entirely, but go on with your delusion.
>>537041755aren't you eurocucks living with niggers in crammed nations? at list muttmerica is big enough to live away from the nigger faggots
>>537041723niggers just try regular steak and eggsstop eating beans and toast
>>537043196If you are ready to feed (or get rid of) most of the gray mass (hoi polloi), then absolutely nothing.I ranch, I don't give af, I don't even give a fuck about "oil" availability and what not. But at the same time, the equation we exist in is far more complex than my own wants, needs, etc.If you think you can fair ok, go work a farm for a year, you'll figure it out. Better yet, get a few acres in the northwest or alaska and see how you off the grid. That would be an equivalent of cutting the cable.
>>537043426>[europeans] cannot simply walk to your stadiums, because americans are such morbid lard arsesThe euromind in action. Cannot grasp how much bigger and better we are nor understand how having housing or a hotel directly next a fucking stadium is a bad idea.>dipshit
>>537043294>J-just don't go to the cities!>O-or the towns!>J-just do your research if you look REALLY hard you can find somewhere that isn't a wasteland of obese armed niggers!Wow fat you're really selling it lmao
>>537043437ahh the fragile complexities of civilization. Perhaps changing the font here to cursive would be an easier fix.
>>537043525>ACKSHUALLY it's a good thing we're all so fat we can't walkFucking kekIf I give you retards enough rope you'll hang yourselves.
>>537043375You just have to know the area or do research. The globally known cities are shitskin infested hellholes. So you wouldn't visit Los Angeles, you'd pull up the racial dot map and look for the areas near LA that aren't infested with primitives. That should put you in South OC, Calabasas, Malibu, Santa Barbara, etc. San Diego even would be a better place to visit but the same rule applies, you wanna go to La Jolla or Coronado. If you want to see LA, sorry you missed the boat. Everything is completely ruined and not a white face in sight. You'll go to Hollywood Boulevard and slip in piss and shit before being stabbed by a monkey out on his 4th parole.
>>537043535Oh you can go to the cities and have a blast. It's expensive, high-class restaurants, $30 drinks, get laid by some hotties at a great music show...but we don't trust you enough not to walk down an obviously crime-ridden area. Millions upon Millions of people enjoy every aspect of America while NEVER having been so much as pulled over or in a fight. So you have that in common with them. Why are you angry at America DOMINANCE?
>>537043375Nope. Having lived in most them places, nignogs are mostly concentrated in and around big cities. Even the smallest counties aren't nogged as much an this kike map shows.Although, in the last four years it surely's gotten worse. The little big town that had <1.5% jigaboo population in 2020 got shipments in the biden years so large, we have coons now gated subdivisions. Even spics are moaning because of their presense, but that doesn't turn the whole county that dark, just the city, and them fuckers are too afraid, lazy, or stupid to leave it.A few that do are either old time residents and are honoraries and friends anyways, or are in transit to another place to trash.
>>537043598So europeans cant walk to the stadiums because Americans are fat? Do you understand what you just said? And do you understand a few blocks to walk to a giant stadium isn't that hard, right? >dipshit
>>537043619>If you want to see LA, sorry you missed the boat.LA is being very intentionally destroyed. It was a genuine paradise in the 1980s. Seems now that the powers that be are trying to speedrun its destruction; almost as if to show that if they can absolutely destroy a city as large and amazing as LA once was, there is nowhere safe...at least no city.
>>537043535Most of this country, like yours, is a shithole. You'll only see it if you're an affluent white. If you're a trash white you'll just think white = good, but you're part of the retard problem ruining the country and the shithole towns you create are only slightly better than shitskin shitholes. Well, noticeably better, but still not acceptable for the highly civilized.Just go to the national parks before Trump tears them down for corporate data centers.
>>537043788you lost tranny>checked \o
>>537043590Maybe. Not that my opinion is worth anything but if it was up to me, I'd side with the "elites" and take out about 80% of the humanoid meatstock. And that's generous anyways. Check the 200 year population growth curve, that's all you need to know.Inb4 malthusianism: i don't subscribe to it. I just dislike humanoid scum. they aren't humans, at least not homo sapiensen.
>>537043788>before TrumpYou need to go back.
>>537043121>Colorado is an odd state but it got ruined by the east coast transplant scum. east coast, northwestern, and texan transplants ruin literally everything in this country.I don't know what any of this means>What do you wanna see?Just randok European vlogs where they react to America. I guess what the OP is talking about.
>>537043788so it's mainly the national parks that aren't a shithole according to you?in case i revisit at some point
>>537043759>genuine paradise in the 1980scool story, bro
>>537043832>>537043866I'll just not post my list of remaining great areas of the country, so you trash people and your big orange Jew don't ruin them. Just go to Florida lmao.
>>537043738>few blocks to walk to a giant stadium isn't that hardAnd yet mutts are so terrified of actually doing this that they:Do not have any sidewalks that go from the hotel to the stadiumInstead have trains or taxis to ferry the fat hamburger retards thereHave to have SIGNAGE to tell the baffled Europeans that no, you cannot walk to the stadium because we don't do that in burgerlandDo you understand now why everyone is laughing at you?Do you get it?Do you fucking get it yet?
>>537043923I will give you a protip since you have a cool flag. What are you most interested in seeing? Beaches, forests, deserts, cities, Americana (stereotypical America)?
>>537043426>SAAR I TALK AMERICA NOW! YOU TALK AMERICA ACTUALLY SAAR!The 79 IQ on display.
>>537043908>I don't know what any of this meansUSA isn't homogenous, its 50 different states are 50 different cultures, but more pronuounced by a fewer but stronger defined regional differences, kinda like this: https://medium.com/s/balkanized-america/the-11-nations-of-america-as-told-by-dna-f283d4c58483 <-- this is not exactly accurate but close enough to get the idea of how different it is.So, people migrate, usualy losers migrate, but since they are still citizens of the same union, they can vote, thus, they ruin places they invade. That's why California is the way it is. If you are curious, check https://depts.washington.edu/moving1/California.shtml to get an idea.
>>537043841I'd counter replacing your 80% with the worst 5% and see how much better life can be. Even dogs can bring joy to person and even a stupid person can do a job and spread joy.
>>537042244Hush poo. So much to read, so little will. I don’t even know what your flag is supposed to be but i bet my grandad foubd your grandad in the bushes and ruled invented your country as a place to sell opium/grow tea/do piracy.You should be more grateful
>>537042549Actually bizarre since they had ages to decline people before, they just so happened to do it just before their flights.
>>537041723I've been in America in 2014, as well as most of my coworkerseven those with positive opinions, didn't have one after visitAmerice is that of a shitholeour counterparts were poor miserable souls that wasted 3 hours commuting and worked 10 hours a day, while living in bumfuck suburb to run way from homeless and niggers, and cities are deserts with the same shitty chains over and over again every mile or soand foods sucked, it lacked taste or was overly sweet/spiced
>>537043908>Just randok European vlogsAh, that shit. Well, you probably know more than I do. I won't advertise any such things because all it takes is one post to ruin a well-kept secret getaway destination. Sorry.
>>537041723The most right wing European is FAR to the Left of a mainstream BLM LGBT Democrat. They'd demand free healthcare and free university and maternity leave etc.America was right to exclude all European migration since 1965.
>>537043938>Oh noes...those racist white cops where terrorizing minority communities in the 1980sGeee, seems like something only browns and faggots would have an issue with....so which one are you?
>>537043699>AMERICA is number one!>We have...>Uhh...>Erm...>$30 drinks?Fucking LMAO there you go hanging yourself again like the retarded troon you are.>>537043788>Most of this country, like yours, is a shithole.Projecting straight out of the gates as usual but let's see where this goes.>Just go to the national parksSo the only parts of your country that aren't abject shit holes are the parts that have been specifically designated as areas to not be developed?That is a really weird way of saying everything amerimutts touch turns to shit.>>537044043You're either a terminally retarded spastic with an american cock stuck up your arse or you're jewish
>>537043954>great places to share with others>Trump>gets called out for TDS>cries and takes ball homeya know, if you could bantz even a little, it could be a good time. And I do consider your concern for America under Trump as patriotism. Thank you for your Patriotism, American. I do hope you'll enjoy other patriotic duties, like buying guns, endorsing free speech, and making sure borders are enforced (which is a requirement of a nation)
>>537044083I gather you're one of them 80%+ useless shitbags. Go spread your brown joy to your ilk.
>>537044166>right ... Left>americanYou are no right-wing anything unless you bend your knee and bow your head to the Crown, dimwit hick.
>>537042087>mountainsFlorida
>>537044207tldr >SAAAAAAAAAAAR!
>>537042087I don't want to break it to you, but having visited both, your mountains are better.
>>537044304Sugar Loaf truely mogs the Himalayas.
>>537044166>They'd demand free healthcare and free university and maternity leave etc. Oh no, the horrors of an equitable society! Where we don't treat other humans like disposable garbage! Jesus rolls in his grave at such horrors!
>>537041723>>but if you REALLY want the American xp, get a local bbc bull on fetlife to fuck your wifeFtfy
>>537041723soo.... a like Americanized Kalbsschnitzel? just like the thin italian pizza got fat into a deepdish abomination its just the same ?
>>537042351frenchie i’m gonna be real, your day-to-day food is so much fucking better. i’ve spent time over there and I always miss it so much. But we do have some really fantastic ways of preparing meat over here that I don’t think you guys have.
>>537044217Trump is not a patriot of the USA, he's a patriot of Israel. I'm a fully racist genocidalist and your precious king Jewlover is a race traitor and class traitor to the working class. On top of being a warmonger for specifically Jewish interests which have already resulted in white deaths. I'm surprised anyone still supports him, including retarded shitholers like you.
>>537044284>>537044226>>537044207I have a feeling you're both dipshits. or brown. or VERY angry. or disingenuous What country would you rather be in?
>>537044022thanks anon. desert/beaches maybe for animal life. i've seen some in the usa before tho.so i guess cities/towns with something visit-able that isn't "muh wealth" type of commerce i'll pass on vegas and the "biggest mall/highrise building with expensive architecture in the region". Old still working industry or museums in some combinations or even some funicular or dam or whatever with interesting operation would however be nice to visit.Also maybe easier one to few day hikes in forests/mountains (like most swiss I actually stereotypically like those, but I don't think I want to actually risk anything more than a sprain in the USA, the terms and conditions for all the in/out of network health care etc. don't make me feel good).
>>537044545yes but with a sausage based gravy over it. The thread pic is what a roadside corporate diner serves. This is an example of a homemade one on top of mashed potatoes. Highly recommend it.
>>537041723Dallas (a chicken fried steak "hotspot") had tons of Scottish descendants before the Jews replaced them with beaners and pajeets.
>>537044137America is a slave colony of Israel. Its white population exists to die in wars for the Jews while being replaced with beaners and pajeets. "Racist" white people are the worst of them all because they stop short of naming the Jew like the cowards they are. American women are covered in tattoos and talk like niggers. I hope Iran wins the war and stops the American menace.
>>537044753yeah its pretty good. its common here typically like Zigeuner (more paprika tomato spice) or Jäger (more classical brown sauce)more surprised about the discovery of the meal. i would expect more of this reaction with BBQ stuff like pulled pork.
>>537044667>desert/beaches maybe for animal lifeeast coast of Florida for beaches. you'll need a tour guide with a gun to see the wildlife on the northwestern coast. No mountains. >cities/towns with something visit-able that isn't "muh wealth" type of commerceWell, thats one of the best parts of America. Those places are right next to the places that want to make money from poor people. Check Airbnb prices, they'll be a $1000 night place near a $50 a night. You'll have options where ever you go. If you stumble into some place that looks too expensive, ask where is someplace cheaper. They'll be glad to be rid of you and point you to a place you can have some real fun. >maybe easier one to few day hikes in forests/mountainsWashington. the complete opposite side of florida but if come during Summer, it'll be the most beautiful area you'll see. Check Cascade Mountains, Olympic National Park (picrel), Snoqualmie Pass. You'll need a car rental where ever you go so budget that in. The animals in the Northwest are all amazing. The only ones that can kill you are much bigger than you. The rest are pretty cute. Good zoo and aquarium in Seattle too. The coast has a lot of ocean life and beautiful beaches...but too cold to swim in
I went to New York. Big mistake. Gonna pick a better place next time.
>>537041723>get a local to take you around Costco/Sams Club/etcI would recommend a Kroger Marketplace on the east coast, or whatever the equivalent is on the west. And set aside plenty of time to take your time exploring because it can be half a day or more to really look around.
>>537044667>>537045187now that I think about it, Washington has great deserts too. It's the only State with every biome.
>>537041723>CostcoWe have those here, you know.
>>537045161moments like these remind me how much of our heritage is sprouted from Germans. I will attempt that delicious looking dish in the coming week in remembrance. >I heavily judge a place by how they make their pulled pork BBQ sandwiches
>>537045311Is that just a Kroger bulk warehouse? That would be awesome, not a thing in my state unfortunately. Costco has gone to utter shit and Kroger stores always have the best selection and prices of the small stores.
>>537045311That store rips off its customers like none other.
>>537045416nice. I didn't think you guys would need more than a few aisles of beans, bread, and blood sausage...wait.. Do they have bulk burkas at your location? KEK
>Schnitzel mit Bratenjus, Kartoffelpuffer und verlorenes EiKein Europäer könnte jemals...
>>537045597The only food americans ever invented was baked beans.
>>537044426Commie. See? Gypsy talking about equity and shit.
>>537044545Europeans don't have fried pork because it is forbidden by Allah blessed be his name.
>>537045311Faggiest things I ever read on this site.
>>537041723I find and follow eurofags back to where they are staying then I tell niggers and methheads where they are staying and that they are loaded with cash and valuables. Shits been hilarious to read in the papers and listening to police scanners
>>537044753>homemadeMaybe by the cuck husband while Becky is out on a date with her bull. American women can't cook and refuse to even try.
>>537045773I'm as English as apple pie.
>>537042087Yosemite
>>537041723And then everybody clapped
>>537045597Yes, and Kirkland Signature hijabs.
>>537045311When my Europoor relatives visit me from Munich or Stockholm I always impress them with a trip to Costco. American efficiency blows them away.
>>537041723I unironically love when over sea fags visit Texas.. except for jeets..
>>537042087Western Colorado
>>537045161>no soggy bottom>>537044753>soggy bottom
>>537042087The only "traditional" part of the country in so far as architecture is a few scattered places left over by the spanish and I've yet to find one of those cities that isn't currently flooded with immigrants. You're not going to find a community thats old even by american standards of juat a few hundred years, beautiful natural environment, and a lack of minorities all in once place. Pick two. That said despite the roody poos and you saying that's a deal breaker i still highly recommend savannah georgia and ashville NC. The other anon talking about the PNW is also correct, despite portland being in the region the puget sound area is gorgeous. It's touristy but colonial Williamsburg in virginia might also be worth checking out if you like to sail. The chesapeake can be pretty incredible.
>>537045851>Kirkland Signature hijabsThose are some really good hijabs for the price.Also don't forget about Kirkland Signature Female Genital Mutilation Clippers, which can be found in the pharmacy department.
>>537045187 >>537045345thank you!>you'll need a tour guide with a gun to see the wildlife on the northwestern coast.ah, bears and cougars. yea, makes sense.> too cold to swim inusually going for a swim after around 10C / 50F (i'm a wuss, I wait to about that temperature, colder is bothersome) guess it'll still depend on the conditions whether i'll go for a swim tho.thanks for all the recommendation. yea, picrel looks interesting.>>537045259 thanks to you too. sounds very interesting, I'm going to look at some pictures. saved the bread for later reference.
>>537045999Meant to say a few scattered places left over by th spanish and the original 13 on the east coast.
>>537041948How often niggers steal your TV?
>>537041821looks like straight out of Donny's diaper
>>537041821>>537046425this past year, you Germans have become my least favorite posters
>>537041723>xitter engagement for ad revenueFucking idiots.
>>537046599They are literally Indian with their scar fetish. No difference between German and Indian at this point
>>537046674Scat
>>537046599i assume the first poster is a joke, because chicken fried steak is just schnitzel.
>>537041723those warehouse supermarkets are one of the worst things about this country and car culture in general.
>>537042087>where is some mountains, lush nature and some "traditional part" of Americaapplachia>should i gofuck no
>>537045901I like seeing their reaction to our shots of alcohol. They're not allowed to free-pour over there. It's an affront to God.
>>537046924Yea Europeans can't afford alcohol so don't drink it plus it offends Moslems so going into a liquor store gets you stabbed.
>>537046217>ah, bears and cougars. yea, makes senseI meant the northwestern coast of florida, but yes..that's applicable to deeper woods on the coast by Canada and Alaska. The cougars can be a problem for solo/duo hikers, just put two fake eyes/white circles on the back of your hat/beenie/took. If you see them you'll generally be fine. The other anon mentioning Arizona is also a beautiful spot. The Mojave Desert bordering Arizona, california, and nevada is stunning.
>>537042160How old is that map?
>>537046924>>537047173Europeans are like lesbians.
The Scottish are annoying twats
>>537047237thats the most astute thing I've seen a leaf post in a while. I shall capitalize Leaf for the next week.
>>537041723This has been the most blatant and least effective propaganda campaign I've seen all year>haha look at our goyslop and our niggers you stinky yuros haha footballGo get blown up at Kharg already
>>537045895Interesting... I thought it was just a meme but you guys really are browns/mutts.
>>537047483You're not a real country.
>>537047628half of your country is gypsies
>>537041723I'll stick to the apalachia to hang with some hardcore rednecks, when they visited I had more guns than them, one visibly salivated at my 1999 SVD Dragunov with the updated 3-9 Valdada scope.USA food is questionable at best, save pecan pie and bbq. They did drink me under a table tho.Mechwarrior Online was a nice place to meet some cool dudes.
>>537046924You can't drink Jamal. You think you can until you get to this part of Europe.>>537047725Not yet. It's currently around 10%
>>537041723>I do believe a citizenship exchange program is needed.keppe your niggers to yourself
>>537044545Yes. We have all manner of thin fried meat discs, courtesy of early German immigrants. Just like everything else they have been improved over the course of their stay here. For example we put salt and pepper on them unlike in Germany where they taste like fry oil.And we have a wide variety of pizza both thinner and thicker than the original Italian. And better.
>>537043430That's our first layer of deception to non euros to try and get as least of non euros as possible to enter our paradise.
>>537042314highly recommend Yellowstone and the Tetons
>>537046599Same. They've always been this way, though. We just seem to get more of them lately.
>>537041723It always annoys me how niggers get credit for "soul food" like fried chicken and shit. And yes, most people in America are told and think that niggers invented tasty fried food. It all came from the Scots-Irish people living in the South. Everything is literally White and European. But people get mad when you say that and you might even face consequences even though it's literally true. Typical America tho. Everyone is a hypocritical retarded piece of shit.
>>537046599We warned you forever how weird germs are, you didn't listened because of your weird anglo culture of propping up all those you defeated in a war.Look at the fury map, look at all the weird porn they're making, they had 3x super powers in their arses for 67 years to make sure they'll forever be cucks doing whatever the fuck the kikes tell them to do, and they're making sure that the EU is shite since its creation, Merkel was bad, Van der memen is worse.
>>537043294>you can't see over the massive fat hoodOne of the reasons SUVs became so popular is because of how much easier it is to see compared to a sedan
>>537047701>muttmerican from economic zone #538: Let me tell you what is a real country
>>537048325It's one of those cases were they have literally no identity and thus have to cling to the only things they could eat. I do think niggers trying to make the best of shit meat on a BBQ is at least dey culcha
>>537043121Texans are the only reason hot girls exists in Colorado. Enjoy your crunchy hippies with more arm and leg hair than me bro
>>537048731Porn brain.
>>537041821It's a cheaper schnitzel. It's a pound steak that's supposed to be breaded like fried chicken and fried in chicken grease. Unfortunately they frequently use very cheap meat glued cuts from most distributors now. Great with biscuits and more pepper and pork sausage milk gravy.
>>537041723>the fast food and restaurants are decentAre you kidding? Fast food prices doubled in the past five years, while quality has gone down, if that's even possible. Fast "Food" tastes like something closer to melted plastic than anything remotely edible. For the same quantity of food, you can get something actually decent at a sitdown restaurant>walmarts are funYeah, fun if you want to get fucking aids and bleach your eyes afterwards> but if you REALLY want the American xp, get a local to take you around Costco/Sams Club/etcI went to Costco yesterday. It's 95% Indian. Smells like shit, shoulder to shoulder, floor is filthy, no free samples anymore because Indians kept stealing themEverything has turned too shit and you know it. Stop lying
>>537042087Grand Teton for mountains, Joshua Tree for spectacular imagery (you’ll love it). Pennsylvania for seeing the Amish, where is where all the German Swiss went to get away from you and your abhorrent modern behavior.
>>537041723Not to mention, these third-worlders are fascinated by the concept of climate control.
>>537042442i can tell you haven't tried a proper gulasch. preferring some deep fried flattened chimken to premium beef, while adhomming 'gay' and 'retard'. incredible.
>>537041948Same here, anon. I haven't seen a nigger in years. The last time I did see niggers is because I traveled through the Atlanta airport.
>>537042195Yeah cause soccer is fucking gay m8
>>537041723Gotta also love the taste of the sacred corn syrup.
>>537046924Kek
>>537041723>ask a local to show you costcoGrim. Such fucking gay goylem consoomers.
>>537042920'we' don't call a flattened chicken schnitzel. proper schnitzel would be veal. everything else is a detestable appropriation of the magnificent austrian original recipe. gay and fake.
>>537049851Nigger rapists rule you
>>537044426>equitable society
>>537049925Oh no, how horrible! I would never want to be raped by juicy BBC's
>>537045306New York isn't part of America, Jan. Never was.
>>537047174i was in the mojave (nevada, california at least). yea, it's beautiful, clearly something I'd rather relatively briefly drive through with a car tho because it really seems to have just about no water.hiking or even riding a bicycle with over 1 gallon/day extra is a pain when you're not longer near peak fitness. i guess i could go straight to rivers/lakes next to the desert, figures there'll be lots of birds and so on there.
>>537050069We really need to nuke europe asap
>>537045895Visiting costco on the weekend is like visiting Kolkata.
>>537042045Why would anyone want to go to an American city?
>>537045999>ashville NCI visited Asheville, once. It's the only place where I've ever seen needle collection hazmat bins on the poles all over the city.
>>537050120no place as jew infested as this represents the people of a nation. don't judge us from visiting berlin or frankfurt.
i went to texas once and it surprised me how people were literally eating burgers & fries in the cinema (alamo drafthouse)
>>537048325
>>537041723I'm not setting one foot there while the miga regime is in the white house. They check everyones social media when you land
>>537045187Florida Gulf coast for beaches. Fuck the Atlantic side. Gulf has the best beaches in the country.
>>537048451Crossovers, not trucks. They raised the fuck out of hoods on trucks to where you run over curbs and shit all the time you can't even see.
>>537050530Tell them you love the jews and you don't have any social media. Problem solved.
>>537050530You nigger loving govt asshole lickers are cluelessGo get your 11th covid booster shot faggot
>>537041723>>you're in America, act like it, "Fuck you, Make me" is our unofficial mottoyou're so fucking corny it beggars belief, and all the stupid cliche yank shit you outlined above is only interesting to dumb burgers who need to desperately sell this nonsense to the rest of the world in a desperate appeal that america is actually cool>>537043430except the government will just forcefully integrate every white habitat with niggers, you non paying attention faggot. are you aware of anything going on in western countries right now or? if you try to form a white enclave in america and deny access to brown people, some jew will just sue you and that's the end of that.
>>537042811Is that a VSKA? Are you retarded?
>>537050734No one except boy raping sand niggers wants to move to europe
>>537041755yeah that happens, sorrytake notes so your nascent nigger problem doesn't get worse.
>>537041723Nah, fuck off we're full. That includes you, brown OP.Get the FUCK out. I want about 90% of you fucks out of the US so no, I don't want eurofaggots.>>537041755you ARE a nigger.
>>537041821Is it true that its easier to buy a gun in modern Germany than it is to find German food
>>537041723>REALLY want the American xp, get a local to take you around Costco/Sams Club/etcwhy are you people like this. it's just a warehouse filled with corn syrup. walmart is a warehouse filled with plastic. good way to scare the europeans.
>>537051069GoodAnyone who allws nigger rapists into their country isnt welcome in mine
>>537043121Colorado: Has experienced a massive recent influx of newcomers, ranking among the highest per-capita for migrant arrivals in the nation.Nearly one in eight Coloradan workers is an immigrant, as well as one in six business owners in the state's densely populated Denver metro area.Texas has generally accounted for the highest gross number of people moving to Colorado year-over-year. However, many Coloradans also relocate to Texas, making the net population gain relatively small. Unlike California who has frequently generated the highest net migration gain for Colorado.
>>537050734Americans are aware of what's going on and are actively trying to contain it as much as possible. We're a big country, so it's not an easy task. Who doesnt have an excuse is a country I could drive the entirety of its mainland in a day, which only further proves how utterly cucked you faggot, mudslime worshipping shitbongs are. If any of you cunts had even a semblance of civic duty or patriotism you could clean your country out in 6 month. We may have plenty of self loathing whites in America, but at least the ones that aren't have guns, and are less likely to get stabbed by a fucking shitskin who's allowed to carry a knife for religious reasons but the white person isn't.
>>537041723The funniest one to me was having a few Euros talk to me about how good the public transportation is in the tri state area.Like the walkable cities groups really gaslit them into thinking there was no way to get around except by owning a car in the US.
>>537051309Cities are for nigger loversNigger lovers are enemies of america
>>537041723Love Chicken Fried steak. I am going out to lunch after church... So many tasty options! I am thinking a hot open face roast beef with mashed potatoes!
>>537042195>You can't even sell all the tickets for the most popular sporting event in the world lmao.that's because here? soccer is a toddler/girl sport. I know its not because I played fullback for my high school team, but to the average person? toddlers and girls.
>>537042195Fortunately the opinions of boot licking cunts who are ruled by sand nigger rapists arent relevant
>>537042237>>If I wanted to go visit the States, where should I go if I want to see some mountains, lush nature and some "traditional part" of America?>Wyoming.there's tons of places. my college was in the "foothills of the alleghenies" (Allegheny Mountains). students would come in from flat-land, and talk about living in "the mountains" now. As locals, we laugh and take them for a 45 minute drive up what's called "the Summit". At the top, you can see three states. They always freaked out.
>>537044355>but having visited both, your mountains are better.would you be referring to the rocky mountains, the sierra nevada mountains or the appalachian mountains, cuck? which of the 30 states did you visit one of these 3 mountain ranges in, cuck? that's what I thought.
>>537042279I broke in (no-gunz) foreigners at college with the humble 10-pump pellet rifle. we're drinking beer and seeing who can shoot the tiniest group at ten paces. After they start having fun doing that? Break out the earmuffs and a real 22 single shot. What? We can drink beer and shoot 22? Why not, we do it all the time. Next thing you know, they want to go see skeet shooting or a real range.
>>537042087>If I wanted to go visit the States, where should I go if I want to see some mountains, lush nature and some "traditional part" of America?Northern part of upstate new york has the oldest part of the adirondacks if you want to see what a dying mountain range looks like. We got caves older than trees and bones here
>>537042811That steak is overdone.
>>537042351>That's the only thing stopping me from going there. If your food really is decent, just advertise it instead of the goyslop seen everywhere. On /ck/ , americans discuss the most basic industrially made frozen fast food item like it's some kind of delicacy. And i'm not even talking about the ultimates abominations we see from time to time, I know it's not necessary the norm.this is the main problem. you see something on TV, on the internet. Then you assume everything is like that... its not. American life is NOT what you see in TV shows and movies. Swedish are the worst. Their government/media *tells* them all this stuff about America? None of which is true.
Been there a couple of times. People are very friendly and approachable. The landscapes are magnificent. Live generally in some way feels more interesting - also because everything is like a big gamble unlike Central Europe.Really hope I can work there after graduation in my IT job - also in this field Americans are technologically far ahead.
I messed up and somehow ended up in a place called queerbec. I am from Spain, I just wanted to watch some football.
>>537052709Most euronigs chug unlimited mainstream media sperm
>>537047755Have you tried Cajun food? Made by French settlers in Canada who were forced out by the British and settled in Louisiana.
>>537041723American food is all derivative, nothing here is original. The only thing with entirely American origins might be chili, but even that is basically just a spicey bolognese sauce. Also, euro cucks come here and act lioe they love it for clicks, they still secretly think America is traah.
>>537042087Highly recommend Old Forge in upstate NY. The mountains there aren't really spectacular like the Alps (nothing on the east coast is, you'll need to head to the rockies or further west for that) but it's an extremely comfy place otherwise.
>>537049876chicken fried steak is actually beef...a flat pounded cube steak of beef dredged/coated and fried like chickensome restaureants call this "country fried" to avoid confusion
>>537041755>choose your location wisely
>>537041723>he bought into the fifa ad campaign hype
>>537041723They should try biscuits and sausage gravy
>>537054127>chicken fried steak is actually beefdaym. sorry for being this ignorant. the name is kinda misleading though. thanks for letting me know. have a gullasch pic. beef stew basically that exists worldwide in various shapes and forms.
>>537042811>overcookedId have given that one to the dog
>>537054319that looks preddy good. would.
>>537041723If you come to NewMew (New Mexico for your outsiders), you should try a Dirty Sanchez.
>>537042087Las Vegas Nevada, you'll feel right at home. Bring cash nigga
>>537041723>yuropoors get to experience American niggera and see how 'cool' they are irl
>>537048378>france calling anyone weird
>>537054781oh you...lol
Influencers vocally enjoy a paid holiday? Holy shit, hold the fuckin presses
>>537054604it looks like a pile of puke over biscuits.it is, hands down, one of the greatest breakfast foods created by man. It ranks up there with the cheeseburger.
>>537041723that looks like a shitty chicken fried steak. obviously a chain.my last meal on deathrow is chicken fried steak, garlic mash potatoes, fried okra, and lemonade. or cheeseburger and fries and a coke.
>>537049737It’s a chicken fried steak. It’s a steak you beady eyed autist. Read genius boy.
>>537055627kek. we've already clarified that. nice to learn smth new. picrel is called 'fake hare' btw. it's not hare.
>>537042160Should have just bought out all Mississippi white land owners after the Civil war and given the free blacks 40 acres and a mule holy shit.
>>537055805>clarified thatit's literally in the name. chicken fried steak. are you fucking slow?
>>537041755Welcome to the niggerfied shithole known as North Brazil. At least we have AC.
>>537042537both 12g or a 20g in there too?
>>537041821Nah, stick to your pork knuckles and shanks. You krauts really know how to cook pork. Goddam I couldn't get enough of that crispy skin, tender juicy meat, and savory drippings.
>>537042160No longer accurate.
>go shootingMeaning we can just rent a gun and go into a hood and shoot niggers?
>>537047628It's REALLY bad now and just getting worse.They just keep coming.
Have a burger Have two.
>>537042244Oh look the pajeet living in singapore is back seething non-stop, singapore needs to kick all you jeets out.
>>537042087pennsylvania appalachia
>>537045999charleston is nicer than savannah having been to both. charleston is like 90% white
>>537041821Gulash is shit
I'm interested in America and the Northeastern states are of some importance to English history, as our first effort at overseas colonisation, but the American people are too Anglophobic to warrant wasting thousands of pounds on a holiday. I shall admire their heritage from afar, instead.
>>537041932Americans will never shake this delusion that they arent demographically far worse off than anyone else. Or that they have any rights except the right to get raped harder by corporations.
>>537055944you seem a jolly contemporary. fun at parties i bet.
>>537041821Its a fucking breaded and pan fried kutlet with gravy on top what about that is buck breaking you
>>537056539sorry, was meant for>>537055928
>>537056453>the American people are too Anglophobicwat
>>537041821i love germans
>>537043980nobody is laughing at America other than terminally online retards like you who have never stepped foot in the US. your country is the fattest shittiest one in Europe, which is sad because that is a recent phenomena
>>537042087For the first two, California. For that last one: Good fucking luck.
>>537042239>the best of America, not giant goyslop facilitiesAmerica is a goyslop facility at a national level.
>>537056643It's true. It's over.
>>537042239>real stores and real restaurantsWe don't have those anymore. They're gone.
>>537056627>looks disgustingmaybe don't insult my national dish when you're so fucking stupid you manage to think confuse steak with chicken. all the good germans moved here a long time ago. and they make good food. and they prefer people like me to gay ass retards like you.
>>537056849>don't insult my national dishWhat? A Sysco premade meal?
>>537042131You probably eat faggy shit like yogurt or whatever it's called
>>537056789I don't know what you mean. Most Americans love Brits and British culture.
>>537041723They should try cajun food. A nice gumbo and a po'boy. Good shit mayne.
>>537043121Californian detected
>>537057015I want to visit the colonial churches of Virginia and the CarolinasPlease host me
>>537057060Beware what some people call "gumbo" and "poboy."
What's best Oregon or Washington? im Twin Peaks fan
>>537057163I live in Maryland, so it's not too far from Virginia. I've never been to any colonial churches myself, so it might be a treat. North Carolina would be a bit of a dive though. >>537057300You can go to the town where they filmed it and eat in the diner and have cherry pie and coffee. https://www.snoqualmiewa.gov/379/Twin-Peaks
>>537043294>just go to a place where no soul livelmao
>>537041723It's all just state dep propaganda
>>537041723very interesting but you forgot to mention all the niggers and spics and white junkies
>>537042195Lol what sporting event? Global soccer is only cool when I'm watching USA wipe the floor with teams on their home fields is more worth paying for than some second rate sport no locals care about that takes place in yuppie-central.
>>537056511if you're poor, life is better in europe. if you're lower middle class or up, at least $70k a year, you're far better off in America unless you have major health problems and even then, you might pay more but we have the best doctors in the world that can treat the rarest diseases. the one thing that really fucks you up as an American is cancer.
>>537057488Thanks is also want to visit Indian reservations which one is the best
lol it shouldn't take fucking chicken fried steak to show that
>>537056849i never said anything remotely similar. you seem to be quite the nigger. fuck you very much.
>>537041723Was in US in 2008 most fun i ever in my life. Have close family in Texas the amount of shit we did there trough two weeks is unreal. Americans are completely different from us and were dragging me around from one place to another... but it was fun none less.
>>537041723>"Fuck you, Make me"Iran is doing that now
>>537041942Europeans are generally impressed with Philly because it’s our oldest big city and they like that everything from Fairmount to Queen Village looks like Europe.
>>537042087All the best landscapes are out West and all the best traditional cities are in New England and the mid-Atlantic (Mass., New York area though the DC area, Charleston, Savannah, and St. Augustine). Philly and DC areas are your best bets.
>>537058062>Indian reservations
>>537058815I always found that Philadelphia and Boston were most remindful of England, though still distinctly American, and that that was partly why continental Europeans were so disdainful of them (i.e. they're a target as much for general Anglophobic sentiment as specifically anti-American comments)
>>537058062Unironically dont bother. Even the ones with casinos are basically trailer parks with cheap cigarettes
>>537058949A Euro should base in Philly (go to Monk's Cafe and Reading Terminal) then rent a car (do not take Amtrak) and visit quaint small towns in central PA and northern MD or even WV. Pennsylvania people are actually really friendly and hospitable. You'll feel like you're in a time warp though.
