Every single millennial who was an alcoholic in his 20s still look like they're in their 20s in their mid 30s. At the same time, all the weed smoking zoomers look 40 years old at age 23Your ancestors were drinking day and night yet the shills in 2026 want you to stop cause reasons
Alcohol is carcinogenicbtw it's millennials who are the 'dude weed' types. Zoomers prefer energy drinks and nicotine
>>537042527>Your ancestors were drinking day and nightThat's why people in photos from the 1960s look so much older than their age.
>>537042527how about not drinking nor smoking ? people already age like shit due to other lifestyle choices.
>>537042527You have to drink hard alcohol not booze. I attribute to another factor. Alchoholics spend less time in the sun.
>>537042527losing 2b alcohol profits yearly while prohibited from advertising forced you to spam here??
>>537042527implying millenials dont smoke pot.milennials smoked and drank. and they also stared at screens in their youth. No idea what's different with them.maybe because they were the last generation that spent time outside? Sunbathing ages the skin too. No idea.
>>537042588This. Also, this thread is brought to you by Phillip Morris, anhueser busch and the ad council.
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>>537042527>tfw 36Drink everyday but if I shave I look like a teenager. Dont smoke though. Must be something else. Maybe living a degenerate lifestyle/living in sin ages you quicker? Idk just my two scents
>>537042859Cents*
>>537042812>>>>/b/ Lurk moar
>>537042527She was annoying on Whatever podcast and shes still annoying now. Lanky bitch.
>>537042527I'm a mid 30s millennial and I look 17
>>537042527>At the same time, all the weed smoking zoomers look 40 years old at age 23That's not the group you should compare to. You should look at those who don't do any drugs at all.
>>537042527>pic of stupid whores social media>retarded opinion with no evidence Is this the type of information that we are supposed to believe without question while doubting studies by experts?
>>537042859imagine the scents
>>537042859>two scentsPeach and vanilla?
>>537042527is this the new 1pbtid Greek spam
>>537042527I bet this cunt washes down her birth control and SSRIs with boxed wine
>>537042527I think it's because alcohol inhibits testosterone and produces estrogen which makes the skin look fair and soft. I have made similar observations, a 70 year old alcoholic man (who doesn't drink himself to liver failure) looks at times like a 50 year old. It also preserves the hair by the same mechanism of hormone regulation.
>>537043233Copper elevates estrogen too. Each generation is more copper toxic than the last due to cumulative zinc deficiency and burnout.
>>537042940Wrong flag
>>537043233>It also preserves the hairThis makes sense. I've always had a full head of blond hair, but since I quit alcohol it's started to recede and turn grey
>>537042965Kids can’t conjugate verbs in English, you think they understand a control group?
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>>537042527I had a dead snake in a glass of 100% alcohol when i was a child and that thing didnt age at all
I have been drinking pretty heavily for 10 years at least,going to work drunk,skipping breakfast to be drunk all day etc and at 31 I don't even have wrinkles and I can grab a good manbun if I want to.The biggest issue tho is the fucking fat on my belly and face and some dry skin on some parts of my face,I definitely looked much younger when I had abs not too long ago
>>537042940I'm going to need you to post a picture or video to confirm young man
>>537042527Damn, and I'm here, pothead and an alcoholic, looking 22 at 29y of age.People has been occasionally asking to see my ID when I was buying smokes and booze up till I was like 25.
The people 40+ who drink frequently are usually prematurely gray (usually starts in the beard and works its way up) and have enlarged livers due to visceral fat accumulation and look pregnant. Particularly unsightly on the males. This thread feels like a low effort psyop. Look at the guys on Youtube who run whiskey channels.
Im drinking wat too much verging on alcoholism and I look like crap in my late 30s.It messes with your skin so it sags more and you get a big gut. You will never look good in a shirt.
Drinking is healthy and fun in your teens and 20s but around 30 your body no longer recovers as fast so the effects build up and compound. People who drink regularly usually are unhealthy in their 40s and old/sickly in their 50s.
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>>537046782So I still have time to quit? I drank beer heavily for 6 years, 26 now and quit a month ago but worried it’s too late
>>537046442Zoomers really think that if they don't drink they'll not go grey
>>537042715smartphones are just brain microwaves, its that simple. all the kids staring at their game-boys playing the pokemans just got eyestrain, the headache was tight behind their eyes not pounding over their ears.
>>537046920You'll be very fine but you need to get into fitness and counting calories if you care about this long term.Getting shit faced once a week is still possible but it needs to be with spirits and soda while the rest of the week being diligent
>>537047069I already work out every day after work, only eat meat vegetables/fruit and rice, , zero junk food at allOnly enjoy beer, it’s my biggest vice I used to have a beer every day at least
>>537047020Everybody goes grey. Frequent drinkers get there early.
>>537042527Funds by the usury, Hitler was right, we should just oven them.
Sorry, that i bump this, glowie got in my head.
>>537047153you should switch to wine, or some other 18-22% alcohol. I prefer honey mead myself. beer has the most estrogen/calories plus its chock full of other preservatives that aren't healthy
>>537047307I don’t enjoy any other alcohol tho, it’s just beer
>>537047307Retard thinks estrogen is an ingredient lmao social media brain rot
>>537042527I'm not sure what type of psyop this is, but alcoholics age like absolute shit and have all sorts of severe health issues
>>537042527Yeah I see how well alcoholics age everyday at work, made me stop drinking entirely
>>537047389It contains xenoestrogens, it objectively causes more estrogen produxtion
>>537042859you don't look like a teacher, unc
>>537042940non-stop delusion
>>537047364If it's a flavor/habit thing and not an alcoholism thing then they have alcohol-free beer. There's really no safe amount of alcohol that can be consumed, so if you're not doing it for the buzz then fuckin' quit that dumb stuff.
>>537047488Such a young looking lad. But soes he move like a 117 year old?
>>537047477>>537047488>can't even spellActual retarded nigger child here?
>>537042527>At the same time, all the weed smoking zoomers look 40 years old at age 23It's because they're having cervical instability from smartphone and computer use, on top of chronic sleep deprivation from missing out on the first stage of sleep at 9 PM to 12 AM.
>>537047456Specifically which ingredients in beer are xenoestrogens?
I was an alcoholic from 23-27 and it made me obese, I put on 40kg in four years. She is correct only in the sense that most young "alcoholics" these days are people who think 200ml of whiskey every day or two is a shocking debauch. Back in the day we'd be putting back two bottles of wine and a few pints on a quiet night and getting up for work the next morning, then we'd go at it again, and there'd be no stopping us, take the shirt off any man's back. Bastards.
>>537042527I don't smoke.I stopped drinking.I never go outside.How I shave my homeless beard, I look the same I did ten years ago.I think it really boils down to>Do nothing>WinI might attempt to lose the beer gut I created in the past decade and twinkmax
>>537042688alcoholics are in the sun all the time we all drink in the park you fucking retard
cum is like a facial beauty cream
>>537047576>117 years oldMove?
>>537042527One time I got ID'ed trying to buy booze when I was 28 years old. I didn't have an ID so the bitch wouldn't let me buy it. It was a pain in the ass and pissed me off.
>>537042684Why not try not even living at all. Just work and bugger other men's arseholes all day long.
>>537042527Alcoholic of 25 years here.Alcohol abuse complete fucks your body. It slowly destroys your oesophagus, liver, guts, lungs, skin and joints. It might not kill you but living with a shitty body is not fun. It also fucks up your teeth because of the number of times you end up passing out instead of washing up before bed. It fucks you indirectly in other ways as well because you end up never exercising, too lazy for your hobbies, putting on weight because you make irresponsible food choices, and antisocial because people stop taking you seriously and blame all your thoughts and actions on your drinking, even if you’re sober.On the plus side you end up fucking hot bar whores on the odd occasion, but you can’t even fuck them proper because you’re out of breath and out of shape and good sex is physically taxing.
>>537042527Hi, Anon. Millennials look so young because all of the food they ate was loaded with preservatives and they didn't believe stupid shit like "sunscreen is bad" or "fluoride in water is poison".
>>537048030Schizos who choose to not have an ID deserve to be inconvenienced tbqh
>>537048112Literally the opposite.You’ll lose weight and you won’t have sex with anyone at the bar ever
>>537048287>Never had an ID>Never had a Facebook >Never been on an airplane>Never owned a smartphone Now comes the insecure bullshit pretending like i'm not better.
>>537042527Stick to beer malt liquor and wine. They have a lot of antioxidants that keep you young. It's the guys that pound hard liquor that look like old motherfuckers.
>>537048439>I sit at home every day doing nothing, and am still completely tracked by government agencies>I win
>>537048586I feel sorry for anyone who's job it is to stalk me. They probably feel jealous by my unencumberment.
To anyone who sees this and drinks, please supplement high dose thiamine. Don't ask me how I figured this out. I now suffer the consequences of it and every day is a struggle. Peace
>>537047743he isn't talking about bulgarian gypsy freaks, obviously. the only people that drink in the park in the US are homeless junkies
>>537048439>>537048711I didn't think this tread could get any ore retarded. I was mistaken.
>>537048775You say retarded, I say free of social tyranny.
>>537042812should've redeemed
>>537042527A few hags at my office job brag about how much they drank and still do drink. It basically is all they talk about since all of them are single in their 30s and 40s still. Anyways, a few of them broke down a few weeks ago because they started talking at lunch about having cirrhosis of the liver. Too much of anything will kill you.Also, alcohol was one of the few ways of purifying a large amount of water as boiling was part of the process and also had carbs and calories for the peasants to live on. The "day drinking" my ancestors participated in were extremely different than the day drinking that occurs today.
its true
Estrogen
>>537042527Dumb fucking gayreek.Are you retarded?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwNg70gRzBg
>>537048439So you’re a loser
>>537042527i was a raging alcoholic in my 20s and age like keanu reeves
>>537042527I bet it's cuz they sleep more
>>537042527They dont work
Uhh, I'm fron Funland and science says it is HABBIEST GUnTRY :DDDDDD and I growed up with alcholicks around. Men in early 30 look beat-up 50 oy. You can narely hide it in you are 20s. Algohol bloat is visible. Mouth spray and bubblegum mask algohol bread but not algokol bloat!Bud geep dringing becuse it make you forever JUNG :DDDDDDDDD
>>537047488when will he turn 13? dont post random kids on here, anon
>>537048030>One time I got ID'ed trying to buy booze when I was 28 years old. I didn't have an ID so the bitch wouldn't let me buy it. It was a pain in the ass and pissed me off.Ever think about turning this into a screenplay? I'd watch that movie. Just a fascinating story!
>>537046142Consequences of shitty lifestyles dont beging before your mid 40s. Before that the body metabolism can cope with most things except hard drugs
>>537042527Stress and worry, not alcohol, make you old.
>>537042527they don'tthis is literally that meme
>>537042527Keek no, and you will notice in your 40's all the druggy, smoky and alcoholic friends they will looks like shit
>>537046442those aren't real drinkers>>537043233Good point on the skin theorymy dad is alcoholic to the point where even in his self employed work alone trade job he needs booze to get through the day. I'm a binge drinker side of alcoholic. Evenings only but if I'm not too hungover every single night I'm looking to get drunk. Dad went grey/bald in his 30s. I'm in my 40s with full head of non grey hair.
>>537042527>Every single millennial who was an alcoholic in his 20s still look like they're in their 20s in their mid 30s.It have nothing to do with alcohol, millennial ages slower. Zoomers looks like they are 40 once they hit 25.
>>537042527I'm sorry gen Z isn't falling for your funpoison psyop but you can't just spout retarded shit like this to get sales back
>>537042527I don’t drink or smoke and people think I’m 23.I’m almost 31.
This is true. I am a borderline alcoholic in my late 30s and people think I am in my late 20s.
>>537042625That and manual labor
>>537042527i'm 34 and ive been drinking and drugging it up for over a decade and i'm still handsome and have 3 non-serious gfs at the moment. i think i've caught feelings for one of them though she's 19.
>>537042527It is true. Im 40 and the girl i am dating thought I was 25. I almost drank myself to death at 27.
>>537042527Cannabis utilization is ancient. It's simply dysgenic breeding. Ugly people need to die.
>>537042684Everyone complain society suckThen complain that life too short!What's the deal???
>>537042527Women giving other women bad advice take 18392452739
>>537048104Why don't you get a real hobby that isn't just consuming jewish garbage anon? Have YOU tried doing that before?
>any time there is a thread about alcohol on /tv/ or /pol/ the entire board comes out to share “hey, alcoholic who lives in a garage who has drank for 30 years here”wow good to know you’re all schizophrenic addicts who know nothing about the world and will be dead by 55
>>537050076> think about turning this into a screenplay?You could act smug while telling everyone how the book was so much better.
>>537048711Well, it's a good thing you've never strived or you'd know differently
>>537042527zoomers don't smoke weed they take pharmaceuticals, that's the difference
>>537042715Most aging is due to sun exposure under the age of eighteen.
The primary driver of the aging process is stress
>>537042859It's genetic. My dad is a lifelong smoker and alcoholic. His skin is like a baby and at seventh something he still has a full head of hair only beginning to grey. If he shaved and lost weight he could pass for someone in their forties.
>>537042527I will simply counter with this picture of known lifelong alcoholic Jeremy Clarkson.
All threads justifying alcoholism make me sad
>>537047456That’s not how xenoestrogens work. They don’t increase endogenous estrogen production, they interact with estrogen receptors in the body. Again, you’re just some mindfucked zoomer lol>are the estrogens in the room with us now?
>>537042688>You have to drink hard alcohol not booze.hard alcohol is booze you dumb little shit. zoomers are so fucking stupid i'm sick of it. they're almost 30 and have the brain of a millenial when they were 10
>>537054282I'm not too hard on the zoomers but when they enter the office and workplace, it's obvious and I'm trying not to go full-boomer on the youth. My gen grew up with high-DPI RTS games and FPS, etc. and doing self-learning on the PC in Internet 1.0, but these lads are locked into the "smart devices" and it shows.
>>537054466i hate stupid and annoying people. zoomers are stupid and annoying. i hate zoomers.
Turning 35 in a few months, have been heavily boozing for the last 7 years since my ex fiance and I split, can still somehow pass for being in my 20s. But I also otherwise take care of myself, eat pretty clean, take vitamins and supplements, hit the gym/sauna, and roughly 20 minutes of direct sunlight when viablo
