THEY BOUGHT A FUCKING AD LMAODoes some marine recruitment bureaucrat actually think /ptg/ is organic and not 85% jewish shills on VPNs and 15% Q-tard boomers?They really did it: they spent money to advertise on 4chan. Just IMAGINE the desperation that requires.
>>537046523Not even their best ad desu
>>537046636cruise is a bitch and always will be a manlet bitch
>>537046523They need goyim for Kharg island that much?
>>537046523>hello fellow anti-semites! >wouldnt you want to join the muhrines and kill bronwnoids for Israel?They are desperate to prevent total kike death
>>537046523Shows how out of touch they are. Lmao
>>537046523/k/ literally has had recruiters posting on it for nearly 2 decades now anon.Why are (you) seeing adverts in the first place?
J’ne mourrais pas pour l’israel
>>537046523>six hard loads
They're going to get a lot of people here, be real.
>>537046523>Just IMAGINE the desperation that requires.Neh I bet it's just boomer retardation instead.>make a threat about army>anon tell him to kill himself and buy an add>retarded boomer actually did it
>>537046891TKD :)>>537047125lmao no this place is astroturfed to hell, it’s basically marines advertising to Mossad at this point, looney tunes world shit
>>537046964Those guys are working independently to try to get promoted (or earn commissions if it works that way). In this case, someone in the budget department got a green light from a higher up, some fucking colonel or at least a captain, approving payment to 4chan of all places for the privilege of putting up an ad. This level of desperation is immensely kekworthy and I would say downright newsworthy considering 4chan's reputation outside of 4chan. I'm sure they burn money freely for diversity and inclusion shit but to advertise on a particular website has to need some officer's petition, if for no reason beyond optics.
>>537046523shabbos goys will probably enlist
>>537046523I Block element the header
>>537046523MY MOTHERFUCKING SIDES
>>537047125>They're going to get a lot of people here, be real."Not going to die for israel" or *taps sign* make 99% of the replies any time any pro-military shill thread has ever been made
>>537046636I don't want a chad like him and i'm not sure thats a real girl.
>>537046523KEK <------This oneKekkek>Join the US Chair Force, Get paid to shit post nigger dicks!
>>537047125LMAO, from where? /k/ is dead, /fit/ is dead, they could only really be advertising to /r9k/ and maybe some /jp/ autists who are running out of disability gibs or something. Or maybe some /vt/ or /vg/ people one bad weekend from necking themselves.
I thought they already had billion soldiers from india. They seem like they love israel
>>537046523Signup for marines! Be a le epic combat engineer!Gets put in motor t (truck driver) or bulk refuel (gas station employee)Attach to some unit and deployed to IranFat black midget women is your NCOTells you to take mountain complex in IranGet blown up by shahed droneSEMPER FI !!!!!!!
>>537046523You know the guy that actually bought this came here, spammed those cringey recruitment threads (I saw 2 yesterday), got dunked on by the 6 actual human posters, told to buy an ad, and called a faggot. And he actually bought an ad. Amazing.
>>537046523I think that every young man should sign up to protect Elons wealth and die for Israel.
>>537046523but wait I thought they exceeded their recruitment quotas
>>537046523sharty was right!
>>537046523>EGLIN AFB IS HIRING
someone summon the "40,000 quick ship" copypasta where they try to act like they were an anon who "turned his life around" hahahathe US gov could literally only convince me to serve if I was given a mandated wife who if/when she cheats I am allowed to murder her very publicly.What? They want me to go kill randoms across the world, yet when someone in my immediate life wrongs me I just have to "let le bygones be le bygones"I'm completely serious give me a wife who loves me and I will kill billions for you America. But if she betrays me I deserve and will be celebrated for killing her, it will be like a parade a festival. I mean, sure she might not cheat but one must be ready and willing to do what one must.Your move US Army. You loved my dad and brother made them retarded killers and traumatized OCD faggots. If you could, which with all your power and money you still can't convince a 7/10 girl to fall in love and line and be normal. I think I'd do a $40,000 QUICK SHIP if they could swing that reasonable request
They literally have recruitment generals on /k/ they’ve been running for decades:>>>/k/65231737
>>537047125is intact virginity a requirement for the marines?
>>537046523The few,The proud,The gay. The patriot these days joins ice to defend the homeland.
>>537047981Isn't that literally the sales pitch for the islamic army? A wife you can honor kill if she betrays you or shows her whore ankles and like 7 virgins when you get killed by a drone.
As laughably pathetic as this is, I approve of them buying an ad instead of flooding the board with dogshit. If only the rest of the grifts would follow that example.
>>537048095NoYou only need to submit to the examination
>>537046523If we declared war on India today I'd be bringing a tent to camp out in front of the Marine recuiter's office right now to be first in line to enlist tomorrow.
>>537047851He's going to get his asshole reemed out by his superior officer if he really did this on his own initiative and word gets back.>>537048049This is completely different because there is the plausible deniability of it just being anons spreading information "to be helpful to those interested". This is demotion-worthy or at least "you will never, ever get promoted even if you serve for another 40 years" stuff if it didn't have superior approval, and even more kekworthy if they did have approval. Need I remind you that we have a reputation that the military cannot associate with openly, which is why they do the viral crypto astroturfing shit or whatever you want to call it.>>537048314Just nuke it from orbit; no reason to recruit more people.
>>537046523What in the name of Israel is that god forsaken monstrous abomination of a weapon?
>>537048158Is that why we keep losewinning in the middle east?>we toppled their government and decimated their military>but somehow they still control the strait >only way to put a stop to it is negotiation/begging
>>537046523I thought they were already scrapping the bottom of the barrel with nigger and spics.
>>537048158in theory, but in practice muslim society is polygamist which makes it a degenerate, inbred and clannish culture. that's why muslims are all virgins and a terrorist breeding ground
>>537047591>dat 10/7 spikelmao seethe kikes
>>537046523This also is kinohttps://youtu.be/_loRDrWCv10
>>537046523>Sign up now and get your very own black son!Well golly.
>>537048158damn. rare pisslam W.
