How come brits managed to never get criticized by this? Or is there just an unfair hate against america?
>>537046618goy slop ... not healthy
>>537046618Because munchy boxes are a niche thing that most people don't ever eat in their lives, let alone multiple times a month.
There's something quite charming about fat english blokes eating mostly local made somewhat rustic garbage in small shops across what are essentially impoverished dystopian neighbourhoods.It evokes a feeling of compassion, sympathy.Watching decadent expensive almost unrecognisable American fast/fair food evokes bewilderment, disgust, denial in the mind of the average europoor.
>>537046618I mean it’s not fine dining but it hits the spot
wtf are you talking about, brits get shit for their food constantly. even the natives make fun of it and are aware of how bad it is. modern british food is almost as disgusting as american processed food. you have to eat from locals to get the good stuff. same as usa. better question is, why dont brits use seasoning? their food is incredibly bland if it isnt naturally flavored meats.
Only nonces don't like a munchy box
>>537049351drop the ego nigger, your food sucks. maybe if you cunts werent so delusionally patriotic to literally everything english, youd have some proper food over than english breakfast and fried carbs.
>>537046618I'd eat that
>>537049449*other than
>>537046618>>537046755>>537049265
>>537049511its the lack of salt and seasoning, i know you fuckers are thick to this beause you never leave this grey island. italians are the master race for food.
>>537049599
>>537046618>How come brits managed to never get criticized by thisThis looks EXACTLY like any neo-balkan slopbox since 2020, why is it bri'ish?
>>537049511this post is honestly infuriating. you cunts know nothing if you compare muh mushy pees on soggy chippies to texmex or genuine mexican slop>>537049649your diet is mainly refined, fried carbs nigger. ive seen your people extensively, all fat and weak. visit mainland europe.
>>537048963It looks comfy af. God i miss mcdick.
>>537049649and your people dont even eat butter liar, you eat sneedoils. theres a reason your teeth are fucked. it isnt because of hygiene.
15.5 stoneAte a 12” pizza on the way back from the supermarket on Friday. The supermarket is exactly 800 steps from my town flat I’ve counted them.>the munchies boxAvailable in any grotty kebab shop. £10 trough’o’slop. Only ever bought one once, as you might imagine it almost all went in the bin. Not everyone eats munchy boxes, they are just a niche thing for pissed up beer heads on a friday, saturday night. Poo/Wang/Moe’s attempt to shift his stock of grot that goes out of date the next morning by dipping it all in a fryer at once and passing it off into a lardy football fan who’s 8 pints in with no way out. Very few people have ever sunk that low. The quality of supermarket food here is falling though BTW. Asda (wallmart) and tesco are both max price min quality unedible shit vendors. You have to pay M&S or Boothes prices to get good enough food. Morisons is mid. There. I hope that helped. You need to specifically see Scotland for the absolute nadir of eating, deep fried mars bars with irn bru & buckfast wine.
>>537049745>>537049825Wow! A shill is mad, listen up, it can be farmer made. You goylem.
>>537049976>You have to pay M&Sif you unironically shop at m and s you deserve to be fleeced. shop at lidl, aldi prices for sainsburys quality.>>537050034and it still tastes like shit because you are completely unaware how to season a dish. just fry it harder and down more of your piss beer to avoid confronting your shitty food.
>>537049976>grotgoing into my lexicon
>>537050034i assumed you were english but fuck you nigger, this still applies to you and your disgusting goyslop:>just fry it harder and down more of your piss beer to avoid confronting your shitty food.
You don't kick someone who's already down.
>>537049745>>537049825>>537050104seething wog
I've only been to England once but I thought the food was ok. I like jeet food so the one jeet restaurant we went to was great. American fast food is better in Europe too, plus you can get a beer there
>>537049649Italian meal structure is similar to traditional French. Pasta or Soup is just the Entrée, followed by the Protein Course.Finally Fruit and Dessert.
>>537050378japanese food is plain too, im literally whiter than you nigel.
Here is per capita protein consumption among main western countries.The UK and Italy are very similar.I'm surprised by Germany being so low.
Here is the same chart extended to most of the boards' posters' countries.Some stats are interesting
>>537046618Mate just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.You think America is hated more because you only understand english, which is rather funny in itself.
>>537051145Chickens must hate Israel.
>>537046618Box 'o' slop
>>537049976I enjoy your youtube videos
>>537049449>Drop the ego, your food sucks>"Your" food>Both anons have British flagsCurry smelling fingers typed this.
>>537046618English food is notoriously fucked up. The only difference is that they don't saturate the fast food market by implanting their slop shops everywhere.
>>537046618>How come brits managed to never get criticized by this?>get criticized by this?>by this?I'm fatigued.
>>537051729poles are crypto jews, shut the fuck up or ill come over there and personally restore the commonwealth with LIETUVA chads on top, kurwa.
Cor mayte, that's a rare fine feed!
>>537046618For two reasons.1. Their bread contains: flour, water, salt, sugar and yeast. Their french fries contain: potato, oil, salt2. That's a lunch for the entire family and the neighbors in the UK and for two people in the US.
>>537052248>Their bread contains: flour, water, salt, sugar and yeast. Their french fries contain: potato, oil, saltAHAHAHHAAHAHHAH
>>537052002Kek hey at least I don't have to worry about getting shanked or raped by nogs or shitskins on my bus to work.
>>537049265Good meat, gravy, and potatoes is far superior to any spice slop a 3rd world goblin can chuck together in a giant orcish pot
>>537052301American bread: chemical molecules you've never heard of, petroleum derivatives, steroid-fed yeast, nigger cock
>>537052307thats only because your country is 30 years behind the rest of europe. give it some time.>>537052462so is british processed food, its not as bad buts very close.
>>537052248>oilThis can be totally fine, or it can mean industrial lubricants rebranded as food for human consumption. You sound too naive and retarded to make healthy dietary choices.
>>537049649>guy on the left dies after being stabbed by ngubu at 23>guy on the right lives till 100 by his peaceful ocean town
>>537052510You sound mad, is everything okay?
>>537048963>It evokes a feeling of compassion, sympathy.
>>537052634i live in england, what do you think
>>537046618I just heckin' love me some jeetboxes!
>>537049649Shows Italian food and uses some kind of Australasian aborigine as image Liked post to the max
>>537049976I saw a family of Scots at a bar in Florida once. They were all 400+ pounds, bright red, loud as shit, and their speech was indecipherable. It was incredible.
>>537052695My apologies and condolences.
>>537049976>deep fried mars barsThose are a thing for tourists, no local eats those, however, if you had said something like pic than i would have had to agree with you
>>537046618why are you a nigger tho
>>537052652Why do I get the sense this is a German or Austrian catholic?
>>537051145based spain
>>537046618>How come brits managed to never get criticized by this?Cause Munchy boxes are exclusively a Scottish thing. While i'm not gonna pretend that the average English and Welsh diet is healthy, it pales in comparison to the literal cheap shit that the Scots eat on a daily basis.
>>537053380they arn't uncommon in the north east either. I remember seeing them in chippy menus in places like Newcastle and Hull, so this isn't an exclusively Scots issue though Scots have the worst diets in the UK by a decent margin
>>537052913I guess that's Tuesday for UKcels though
>>537049511God I love chili cheese fries, especially melted cheese.
>>537046618Those are all American style boxes,
>>537053978man i miss chilli dogs and sloppy joes
>>537046618I would prefer a nice bbq order with all the sides.
>>537048557They never existed when I lived in Britain thirty years ago.
>>537049265Because before modern shipping we were limited to what would grow in Britain.Also our dairy and beef were rops and need no seasoning apart from salt anyway.Good meat doesn't need seasoning.
>>537054214Just had a bbq with my family yesterday, We cooked ribs with the Jack Daniels BBQ Sause and they tasted great.
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>>537046618That slop looks so flavorless and unappetizing it’s insane. It would be so dry and soggy at the same time, like chewing rubberized cardboard.
>>537046618>How come brits managed to never get criticized by this?No one I know eats that shit. I don't even know where sells that shit. It must be a norf FC thing.
>>537053380>Cause Munchy boxes are exclusively a Scottish thing.You do get them in other places, in NI its commonly referred to as a "spicy box" and I've seen them in Yorkshire/Midlands.
>>537046618That's all food from indian or pake fast food places. That is the food the left talk about when they go on about migrant food being good.
>>537054640Love ribs with bbq sauce.I have to take it easy because I can easily get carried away and overeat when it comes to good bbq. I do my best to avoid it during summer months but come fall and winter it's bbq time.
Rolling
>>537054938Sweet, I've been to Bodeen in London which is pretty good, however it is marked up compared to just having it in the states.
>>537054869Spice bags are different to munchy boxes, although similar
>>537050820Germans top it up with Israeli cum
>>537051433Most of those chickens are just getting swung around people's heads and smashed against the wall
>>537054005Call it, American style, call it gleebleglorp, you're still a fat motherfucker. 15.5 stone? A stone is 14 pounds? Holy shit.
>>537054214For me, it's this but without the sides
>>537046618Europeans regularly make fun of British """cuisine""".
>>537055283no whammies no whammies no whammies
>>537048963I wish I enjoyed food like others. There are obviously certain food I like more than others, but I don't get enjoyment from it like everyone else. I've always felt eating was a necessary chore to keep my body fueled for doing what I want/need to do. I generally ate once a day and sometimes forgot to for 2-3 days if was working on a project. If it wasn't for my wife cooking and actually forcing me to eat, I would still be that way. If there was some box of food or a shake or something that was "this is everything you need for the day", I would absolutely just take that and never eat anything else ever again, regardless of taste. What's it like craving and enjoying food? I'm really fucking jealous because it looks like people get so much enjoyment out of eating and I don't have an ounce of that.
>>537049649I use both butter and olive oil for bacon & eggs lol
>>537057046Were you bullied by your parents a lot as a child to eat more/certain things?
>>537046618>How come brits managed to never get criticized by this? Or is there just an unfair hate against america?A munchie box is almost exclusively a Scottish thing. Same with pizza crunch. Glaswegians especially are notorious for their love of junkfood; they'll put Americans to shame for their love of gluttony of cheap deep fried shit.
>>537055283roll
>>537057956No, not at all. They would want me to eat more because they were worried about my weight, but they never forced it. I just don't get hungry. I weigh the exact same amount as I did my senior year in high school and that was a very long time ago. I'm tall and thin. I even tried to gain weight for a year by forcing myself to eat to the point of nausea, eating all the shit that should put weight on (even created a shake that was an ungodly amount of calories, carbs, and protein twice a day in addition to everything else). And at the end of that year, I did gain weight: three pounds. So I just gave up and figured I would rather just eat the way I wanted rather than force myself for no benefit. But I'm still jealous of people that love food so much, even the fat ones.
They have Garbage Plates in ny
>>537059410Looks a little better than frozen dinosaur tendies
>>537048963Why am I even bothering to lose weight? This shit looks amazing right about now, I'd eat everything this fat fuck ate and add another Big Mac on top.
>>537046618fried food exists almost everywhere?
>>537049599You don't need as much salt. Your potatoes have a lot of potato flavor. Your peas have a lot of pea flavor. I'd rather that than taste just salt.
>>537046618>bongs get boxes full of American cuisineSounds good to me
>>537049265>why dont brits use seasoningRuling class convinced them that spices were for poor and uncivilized people, keeping the good and fancy stuff to themselves while the peasants had to ration their boiled poverty foods during the war. Consider it a mass humiliation ritual.
>>537050820>tfw realized I've never really gotten to eat sheepIs it any good? Seems pretty low on the list for every nation, I assume they're way better animals for wool and what not than food.
>>537060484Lamb mogs beef.
>>537060484Lamb is the cleanest of all meats, goat is a close second
>>537049265>their foodvpn or migrant?
>>537052652There is nothing wrong about this
>>537046618>How come brits managed to never get criticized by this? Or is there just an unfair hate against america?brit-slop. you can batter and deep fry a cat turd, brits will eat it.
>>537046618>Or is there just an unfair hate against america?brit: why don't you yanks do something with your guns(american does something with his gun)brit: that's why we brits are better, we have no gunz!also brit: hey, there's a shitskin raping and killing my daughter...also brit: but at least the shitskin didnt use a GUNZ, so glad I'm safe.
>>537061918you never do anything with your guns though>>537061789americans have no cuisine90% of it is just british cuisineapple pie is britishfried food is british
>>537048557This. It’s only the lowest of the low class Scots who eat this
>>537061918 Anglo-Americans are not all that different from their limey cousins. Both are possessed of limitless amounts of unwarranted self-importance and spew endless excuses for their shitty circumstances. While Krauts and Swamp-Krauts took their Protestant ethic straight, Anglos watered down any part of it that smacked of responsibility. Blaming others, shitcanning duties on subordinates, and ascribing all faults in themselves and society to a few chosen scapegoats is quintessentially Anglo-Saxon behavior. No wonder the Jews found them in their own estimation to be oddly charming.
>>537048557You cannot explain to the burgermutt that moderation exists. They don't understand this word. It's like the entire country has autism.
>>537048963A calorie excess to be sure but this is still significantly more nutrient and contains significantly less corn syrup than anything the shekelsteins goyslop that burger mutts shovel into their gullets
>>537062755I was thinking of this video when I made that posthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fak-ZcXFpkQ
>>537046618because that's supposed to be for like a family of 4-6 adults, not just one portion per mutt like in burgerland
>>537049265>>537060482I'm starting to notice that British culture is inherently masochistic and revolves around depriving yourselves of very basic things in the name of minimalism, machoism, and virtue signaling. You get rid of spices because you convinced yourself that they're unnecessary and an expensive waste, so you ditched them. You got rid of A/C because you convinced yourselves that you're too tough to let a little heat bother you, that it's too expensive, and that it's bad for the environment so now you all cook alive and smile about it. You guys got rid of being able to even open your windows because some dumb kid won a darwin award so now you just convince yourselves that you're doing the right thing by forcing literally everyone to keep their windows shut (even if they don't have kids) and a stuffy room is a small price to pay for virtue signaling... I mean child safety.I could find way more things to list out, but every single one of Britain's retarded beliefs rolls back to those three things. Seriously, why don't you retards have A/C if you're gonna bolt all your fucking windows shut in the name of saving theoretical babies that 80% of the world doesn't even have due to the birth rate crisis? It's so fucking stupid.
Too much of anything can be harmful, and not everyone needs to be perfectly fit and trim—we’re a diverse group of people. Have eggs in the morning, work out for 30–45 minutes a day, and eat in moderation. You don’t need shakes, pills, or all the other nonsense they try to sell you to stay healthy
>>537064332>You got rid of A/C because you convinced yourselves that you're too tough to let a little heat bother you, that it's too expensive, and that it's bad for the environment so now you all cook alive and smile aboutwe've never had AC you yank spastic.there's never a need for it when there's only two weeks of the year when it gets hot enough to have it>You get rid of spices because you convinced yourself that they're unnecessary and an expensive waste, so you ditched them. Spices are for poofters.
>>537054214Always puzzles me to see plain white bread and mac 'n' cheese in these brisket things. Why combine high quality expensive food with the cheapest possible slop? At least get fresh sourdough bread and a nice potato salad.
>>537049265This. Fuck newfaggots, lurk faggots
>>537064332 Anglo-Americans are just as spice adverse, they just participate in the ritual of eating third world slop more often than their limey cousins. The only difference is that Americans prefer prepackaged sauces with high HFCS content for their unsalted potatoes.
Imagine eating at the same mom and pop burger joint every single day. Triggers my schizoidism. That was another time, another world. This is how you know you're alienated, as Marx said.https://youtu.be/5EVR17FgTQg&t=40Do this today and you're labeled a creep.https://youtu.be/GV1fKl2F-9k
>>537046618As an American, I'm jealous
>>537065524ThisI would love to have one of those heaping platters of slop occasionally.
>>537046618America is a contient. You are a United statian.
As a former stoner and delighter in all foods slop I feel I missed out by not partaking in thisI bet this is what non americans feel like looking at all the shit we have at our fingertips
>>537062291Whenever someone does something with their gun (like Luigi) all the CEOs start shitting themselves
>>537064424>there's never a need for it when there's only two weeks of the year when it gets hot enough to have itThis is kind of where the Brit's societal larp starts to fall apart. They love to virtue signal about how much they love to inconvenience their own lives for the sake of saving theoretical people that don't actually exist, but when thousands of their people die every year to one of the most preventable deaths in the first world they start getting huffy and tweaking over AC. "We don't need it, we never needed it, we're too tough for that, it's too expensive (their lunch costs more than an AC, lol), we'd only use it a few weeks of the year (they spent every year seething for a month strait when they get a heatwave), etc. More people die in Britain from heat than in America and America has 5x the population. And they don't give a FUCK about any of their deaths. Their virtue signaling falls right out the window at that. Which is ironic because they're willing to staple a bike lock to their windows so they can virtue signal about saving the lives of... idk, five drunk babies from falling out windows every year.You gotta see a bit of a conflict of beliefs here, yeah? You make your whole life revolve around inconveniencing yourselves for the sack of helping other people that don't even exist, but when you have hard numbers showing that a 4 digit death toll could easily be fractured by just buying a cheap ass AC. And this isn't just a Britain thing, this is a Europe thing in general. They love to virtue signal about how their governments have access to every single facet of their life and can weld their windows shut in the name of safety, but when it comes to saving thousands of lives from dying of heat it suddenly becomes survival of the fittest. They're so fucking weird about AC and it just makes them look like performative clowns.
>>537046618In America, the USDA and Health Officials deem those ‘single servings’
>>537064430there's literally a potato salad in the picture though
>>537046618They aren't eaten that often, I had a munchy box in April according to my emails. (Just checked for you) so yeah one of these, shared, a few months ago.I'm from Scotland where they've been around for decades too.
>>537046618These slop piles are the most American thing they do
