As a casualty in israels war
>>537051606>citizen of EU>cant join
>casualtyTheyre called sacrifices and if your blood isnt spilled in their desert it will be splattered over your room
You could be on wikipedia, goy.
>>537051606where is this ad
Who the fuck doesn't use adblock in 2026?
>>537051723Here, was the only ad on nightshift.
>>537051606how many US casualties have there been in the entire war against Gaza, Hezbollah and Iran since 2023?
>>537051747People who want to waste advertiser budgets?
>>537051783Not enough, goy.
>>537051723made up, specifically to infuriate american incels to do terrorism.
>>537051606I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. https://goarmy.com
>>537051890gooning to the quickship copypastashoving my dog tags up my ass and squeling naked on the highway>I AM A GOOD GOY>I AM A BRAVE GOYdeepthroating my rifle and handjobbing my comissioned officer so I have less chance of being droned (less isn't zero, I still got droned)
You were warned.
Some watch drone gore videos. Marines will star in them.
>>537051606>Make history goybeware the leaven of hero-dthey will always put ideas in your head to make you want to fight in some epic battle, that you'll be a hero, THE hero.but what they dont tell you is that you'll be their sacrifice.>>537052059thank you sign tapperyou're doing Gods work
>>537051606It’s proof nigger!That the sight is really a front for non other than the porn industry Never goon!!!
>>537051833Nope, saw it last night before bed myself
>>537051606>Here’s the history of how I got my legs blown off and now piss through a straw No thanks, rabbi
