Aaaand there it goes your peace deal
>>537060853Trump just said they were close though (haha)
America should bomb israel in retaliation to show the commitment to peace.
>>537060853This is what peak peace looks like.
41st peace deal
>>537060853Trump really is the biggest cuck in existence
>>537060853top kek. Iran already got their 25billion unfrozen.
>>537060853just in time for the oil futures to open up after the announcement price drop
I JUST CALLED BIBI AND SAID WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>>537060853...That is going to make Iran less chanceless how...?No peace deal just means Iran gets the hose again, though evidently Israel should obey Trump.
This entire "war" has been the same 5 days on a loop.>Bombs fall>everyone big mad>"we will genocide iran for real this time">cucks out>"we have reached a deal">Bombs fallover and over and over and over and over
>>537061522funny how the cycle always happens at market close/open. surely a coincidence. no jewish capitalism defended by kike loving miggers whatsoever.
>>537060853Beirut isn't in Iran you retards.
>>537061656typical migger retard has no idea what's going on. his jewish handlers just tell him to post trump homoerotic ai porn.
>>537061656Right, but the peace deals are all contingent on Israel not bombing their neighbors. And Israel keeps fucking bombing everyone.
>>537061716He ain't wrong though, hilariously Iran has just demonstrated that Hezbollah is just their occupying force in Lebanon.But the muslim cheerleaders ain't ready for actual honesty regarding that.
>>537060853UM SWEETYDID PISRAEL BOMB IRANITS AN IRAN PEACE DEALIN WHAT WORLD DOES IRANNY OWN LEBANONLEBANON IS A FREE COUNTRY LEBANON DOES NOT BELONG TO IRAN IRANNYS HAVE NO SAY ABOUT LEBANON ITS 2000KM AWAY FROM IRAN IRANNYS NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THEIR OWN COUNTRY
>>537061722>>537061716Maybe Iran should just give up on the Greater Iran project then? Seems like it's blocking the peace deal by arming a Lebanese paramilitary group.
whats the word of the board of peace about that? When is the next meating anyway?
As long as the famine in india is still on track I'm cool with it
>>537061875>what is an allyHoly shit you're retarded
>>537062555Lebanon isn't an Iranian ally. They let the Israeli Air Force flyover them all the time.
>>537060853Huh. Starting to think that the big explosion a few years ago was an attack.
>>537060853Has anyone else noticed the suddenly surge of White people sorrow and "Le great replacement" posts on /pol/ since pissrael conned US in the ass again? Lmfao
>>537060853Israel have been Bombing Beirut for decadesEvery lebo native I ever knew that moved to my country hated jews
>>537062592Hezbollah is an Iranian ally. There's also a big difference between "letting" planes fly over your country (as if they could stop them) and having your cities bombed.
>>537060853That actually took longer than I expected.
>>537061624Cronyism? Yeah.Corporatism ? Yeah.Nepotism? Yeah. Loxism? Hell yeah.That ain't capitalism, not when jews are involved.
>>537061803there is no obscurity about it, you are just a retard
>>537061404That statement hardened my nipples
>>537062809They're a paramilitary group funded by Iran, not a nation. It's a bit silly, like if there was a PMC group funded by Israel fighting Hezbollah, would that somehow make it okay if it wasn't directly the govt doing it?
>>537060853Trump just needs to accept that Israel doesn’t want a peace deal and will do everything in their power to keep the conflict going. In an ideal world, once he realized this, he would end our “alliance” with them for good. But we all know that it’s literally impossible for that to ever happen for multiple reasons.
>>537060853I hope this keeps happening until Trump gets so pissed at them that he goes crazy and turns America's back on them....nah, actually I don't hope for that, it would probably spur a nuclear war somehow.
>>537060853>Iran fires rockets at Israel through the hezborats >Israel retaliates
>>537061587Next time you talk to him tell him I said he's a faggot
>>537063378>rockets where totally fired from some random civilian flat in the suburbs 400 km away from Israel goy believe it the fact there is no proof not even on our side proves its real.
>>537060853Are they just re-running episodes now?
>>537063282>Trump not doing what Israel saysahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>537060853>Trump has a tantrum on Bibi saying everyone hates him now because of him>Bibi goes "me so sowwy, I don't do it again!">Does it again, on Trumps birthday, when he's supposed to have his big moment signing a peace deal with a UFC circus act celebrationTop fucking kek Bibi is unhinged, Trump will just take it with a side of jew cum too.
>>537063488>You should tolerate getting shot atHow very european
>>537063642they have really been fucking him over incredibly hard, he could snap
>>537063134>do everything in their power to keep the conflict goingTheir world wide strategy since 1948.TKD
President Bibi is running the show
>>537060853
>>537063663The more you humiliate someone, the more abuse they're willing to take in the future
>>537060853why is isr*el so evil?
>>537061404Why would israel bomb israel?
>>537060853Bibi will keep bombing Beirut until the Izreali President gives him a full-pardon for his fraud convictions.The "war" has to keep going to pause the sentencing hearings.https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/what-to-know-about-netanyahus-request-for-a-presidential-pardon-in-corruption-trialEvery time Trump announces a deal with the Iranians, Bibi has to find another 'target' in Beirut to upset the IRGC.
>>537060853boomers are the last pro israel generation after they are gone the world will force israel to open its border to massmigration/UN replacement migration, they will go multikultural mode.
>>537063378> *USS Liberty exists>Israel retaliates>Israel retaliates>Israel retaliatesFtfy, Schlomo
>>537060853This is a valid jugaad, goyim.
>>537064506Kys memeflag
>>537064051What is the Hannibal Directive?
>>537063689>I was shot in my dreams actually
>>537060853HAHAHATHATS WHAT YOU ALL GET FOR TORMENTING PEOPLE LIKE ME LOL
>>537064600gas urself shlomo
>>537060853Iran should sign it just to own the jews
>>537064051when you really think about it, Israel is already bombing Israel
>>537065042You will die for Israel....only that ends your torment.
>>537061624im sad that this will basically destroy the stock market. it was a fun casino while it lasted.
>>537061404This. Once you have Miriam Adelson's money do you *really* have to carry out her wishes? He's 80. He loves money, sure, but making history would suit him better. Well, making history for something other than being the president that handed America to WEFniggers on a silver platter
>>537063095they're the strongest military in Lebanon, stop making excuses for shitrael u dirty kike
>>537060853Iran was never serious about any kind of peace. They're just stringing Trump along so they don't get ass blasted,....and Trump fell for it again
>>537065369it makes no sense cuz Trump is also a billionaire who probably was richer anyways but he's a greedy retard who wants to grab as many shekels as possible it seems
>>537061404If Trump came out and said that it would be so epic.
How can they keep getting away with it?
>>537061803>Hezbollah is just their occupying force in Lebanon>Israel comes in >delineates a zone where the locals are not allowed to enter>destroys every village and bombs surrounding cities >somehow they are not the occupiers but the ones fighting back are Why do you think these batshit insane "arguments" mean anything to anyone that knows the slightest bit about what is going?
>>537060853How long did they make it this time, an hour?
>>537065466IRANNY AND ITS JIHADIST PROXIES ACROSS THE REGION LIKE KKKHEZBOLLAHAKA LE IRANNY TERRORIST RESISTANCE (PBUT) DENY PISRAELS RIGHT TO EXIST AT ALL IN THE FIRST PLACEWHICH IS IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF INTERNATIONAL LAW MAKING THEM THE BAD GUYSTHERE IS SIMPLY NO PISS TO BE HADTHERE CAN BE ONLY 1 WHO WINS THISTHE LEGITIMATE GOVERNMENT OF LEBANON IS TIRED OF IRANNY GETTING THEIR HOME COUNTRY OF LEBANON BLOWN UP FOR IRANNY AMBITIONS TO TAKE OVER THE MIDDLE EAST WHILE HIDING IN THEIR MOUNTAINS HOLES BACK IN IRANNYLEBANON WANTS TOTAL KKKHEZBOLAH REMOVAL AND THEN THERE CAN BE PISS WITH LEBANON
>>537060853Not my problem.
>>537060853Literally every time a "peace deal" is announced Israel sabotages it immediately. There will never be peace
I dun get it. Lebanon isn't at war with Israel, their government is letting them bomb areas occupied by Hezbollah. Is Beirut occupied? If not how would it effect the Iranian "peace" process?
i honestly cant wait for trump to imply he will bomb israel and then he is killed the next day. that is probably the best thing he could do for america.
>>537060853jews really cannot help themselves, can they? They are literally "stop bombing civlian goyim or draw 25" everytime.
>>537065369>He loves moneyAnon, it's nothing about money and everything about jews. He just married another one of his children off to a jew.
It is time for Trump to finally stop being a bitch and cut off Israel from weapons and money if they're going to keep attacking Lebanon and Gaza. He paid his dues from the Jewish bribes and tried to help Israel. All they have contributed is lies and shit intel. His popularity has cratered. Jews have got enough out of him.
>>537061404Actually, a few good smacks delivered without explanation or comment, just a B2 strike out of the blue, might get israel into line. Leave them wondering.
>>537066170Based. The middle east should burn.
>>537065607Fell for what? Trump doesn't care if he comes out looking a bit humiliated to anyone following the news. He has no shame and his voterbase doesn't care.
>>537061404If that happened I would think the world is ending.
>>537065195It will not be destroyed, the last functioning building in the USA as it finally dips from history centuries from now will be a fucking casino + brothel fr fr
>>537061875Maybe Israel should just stop mass murdering civilians in its neighboring countries then? How about that?
>>537062658white people lifted your brown hands out of the muddy jungle, nigger, even 75iq individuals should be able to grasp the concept of humility through obvious inferiority
>>537066279So you're assuming he is doing it because of donations and bribes? Not blackmail?
>>537066279Trump pledged his eternal loyalty to international jewry when he was double-teaming tweens with Epstein - if not during some earlier extracurriculars with Roy Cohn.
>>537061722>the peace deals are all contingent on Israel not bombing their neighborsTrump hasn't ever agreed to any deal that has that clause. It's never been on the table. And it's a stupid idea, Israel's a sovereign nation and does what it wants.There will never ever be a deal between the US and Iran if it also must include Israel. I'm sure Iran knows this too. If there was to be such a deal the negotiations would be tripartate between Iran, Israel, and the US, but they're not. Only the US and Iran are negotiating with each other.
Can some anon please tell me if picrel is what could happen (with any reasonable amount of chance)? Because it seems like SOMETHING MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN THIS TIME... (just slowly over the course of like a year)I have a feeling that the several "two more weeks" that we have seen so far will turn into several more "two more weeks"... until India starves
>>537066279Aid to Israel is allocated by Congress, brainlet.
>>537067783>India starvesPicrel
>>537060853Least surprising turn of events. 0 days since zionists attempted triggering armegedon
>>537061404We should just leave. Leave the strait, leave Israel, let them sort it out between themselves. And if it really comes to, we'd have to remove Israel's nuclear capability with heavy suppression strikes.
>>537067821Declare Israel a terrorist state and enemy of the United states, funding them becomes illegal and treasonous.
>>537068127Yeah that's not going to happen, so I guess Lebanon will be attacked and China and Europe won't be getting oil.It's really no skin off my nose.
>>537061613>Bombs fall>everyone big mad>"we will genocide iran for real this time">cucks out>"we have reached a deal">Bombs fallYou forgot $tock trading, the main part....
>>537061601if the nignited stars were capable of winning a war against iran they would already have done so
Surprising amount of retards here that still can't accept Trump is Israel's bitch
>>537061481The jews got him on Epstein shit. The entire world is in peril because the retard couldn't keep his hands out of the underage cookie jar..
>>537061003Every week he does this routine now. So tired of him.
>>537068127To do that you need both a president and congressional super majority that isn't funded by AIPAC. If we are going to voot our way out of this the only issue that matters is removing jew funded politicians
>>537062625Well no shit Sherlock
>>537068058This
>>537061404You wont escape the draft
>>537060853what is their incentive not to do this?
>>537070189Literally nothing because the US is too cucked and zogged to cut off the money supply to Israel
>>537061404I think that's what we should do. Just start bombing countries indiscriminately on both sides of this war till they start acting right. I mean how many times is Trump going to let them humiliate him. If Iran bombs a place bomb them. If Israel bombs a place bomb them. We can still be pro Isreal and bomb them at the same time. If your own child keeps doing what you tell them not to do eventually you will have to spank them, doesn't mean you are against your child.
>>537068058They'll samson option the entire world if they feel that their power is at any risk whatsoever. They're that vindictive and psychotic with their prophecy bullshit.
>>537063378Have you considered fucking off back to your containment zone?
dont tell me you fell for it again >>537051366
Israelis Have Meltdown Over Palestinian Flaghttps://youtu.be/x0vK7wp-zDs
>>537061473>2 moar weaks?not really enjoying series 2 it lack substance, they should never have changed the main characters out.
>>537071721Okay, but what if your child has video footage of you raping kids?
>>537072022>containment zoneIt's a Holocaust museum now
>>537060853Weird... it's almost as if they did it on purpose.But that couldn't be, could it? Something so obvious? So in-your-face?Surely not. When this is over, look for America to start seriously distancing itself from Israel. No more big brother backing you up. You'll have to carry the whole load by yourself.
>>537069490seething
>>537069490You won't escape starvation, shit nigger
>>537063689Israel is fucking with this deal, and that fucks with my market strategy, and THAT I do not forgive, Moische.
>>537065195>*clogs your toilet with a giant matzoball turd*
>>537073351Sounds like you needed reminding who controls the markets, goy
>>537067261Slur slur slur waaaaa I want to fulfill a school bully fantasy in 4chan throwing slurs like a manchild waaa
>>537068929No that's completelywrong,Trump likes Jews and so do most normal people. It's only left/right wing schizos who have jds.
Bibi just flexing at this point
>>537061003>Stock market goes up>Nudge Israel or Iran to do something>Stock market goes down>"The peace deal is almost finalized">Stock market goes up>Rinse and repeatGuys, if you haven't noticed this an made bank, you are missing out on easy gains.
>>537063378Good, the USA should help by bombing Israel until they change their name to Palestine and only allow people born there to vote. Fuck you and your retarded superstitions you genocidal lunatic.
>>537060853Probably the "Signing-Ceremony"?ZOG-Pimps don't like Peace-Deals?They like "Lick-The-Boot" deals?
>>537060853Vile Shlomo will have his daily blood sacrifice and you will like it!
>>537060853I've stopped caring. I hope America, Israel and Iran get nuked. I hope everyone responsible for the last five years gets nuked.
>>537075233Easy gains in the Paper-Jew-Dollar.Ride the coat-tails of the Pimps & Hucksters!In the end, you'll have a fist-full-of-Jew-dollars.And you can sit-down and talk.
>>537067772>Enter into a war because your greatest ally said they're going to start bombing, whether you agree or not, and then started bombing.>The opposition says they will strike a peace deal if the other faction in your alliance, whom you followed in their war, stops bombing nations in your neighborhood and seizing territory.>UHH BRUH! DATS UNREASONABLE! THEY'RE THEIR OWN PERSON!Damn, maybe we shouldn't have gotten involved without setting some ground rules and shared aims. It's almost like we can't trust these hooked nose retards, or something.
>>537077354We don't have an alliance with Israel though. People say this but we don't. There's no legal mechanism by which Trump can stop Bibi from bombing Lebanon. That's why it's unseirous of the Iranians to condition a peace deal on that point. If Iran doesn't want peace with the USA, fine, they can have war with Israel AND the US.This whole conflict is just Trump blocking the Belt and Road from China to Europe anyway, you don't even understand the strategic purpose of it and all you can see is Israel and Iran and Lebanon and Palestinians etc.
This is why Trump has the golden pager in his office.
>>537060853Trump should just leave and tell Iran and Israel, "its not my problem anymore, you guys deal with it"
>>537078014this thread is outdated they literally just signed the peace deal. it's over.
>>537060853>>537061404Cut all aid to Israel.They'll still have the funding and man power to fight.It's a win-win.
>>537078117I'm actually impressed
>>537061481>>537068929>>537074921Trump is a huge cuck, but have any other politicians said no to Israel?Bush and Obama gave them billions after signing their own Memorandum of Understanding. Biden signed off on $17 billion in military aid after October 7th.No way was the US not involved in assassinations of nuclear scientists and developing Stuxnet.
>>537068929Also, it's funny everyone went from making a big deal over Trump paying a pornstar for sex and calling Pizzagate a conspiracy to believing he was raping and killing babies.
>>537069490Say the war is for Israel and there will be a hundreds of thousands of Jews signing up to fight.
>>537061404Israel would Sampson Option our asses, they would rather nuke the entire planet rather than allow David's chosen tribe to lose their homeland again
>>537060853Stock markets should stay open over the weekend, for the economy™. kikes should be bullied out of their loopholes. One by one. They played their hand too much and now it is time for the goyim to fuck them back in their own ways
>>537078922well since they just ended the war they'd probably be going up you retard
>>537079026Hey mr cia faggot. The war is not over. Even if you call it cold or whatever from now on. Give me one reason the stock market should not stay up 24/7 and one talmud shitting on
>>537060853Based as fuck I hope every single shitskin inside the entire middle east dies and the jews drink all their blood.
>>537079316>durrrr i wish the markets were open so they could crash because uh because uh now that the war is over uh they should crashkek fucking retard
>>537063689>kvetchingHow very jewish.
>>537061473Soon to be 45th and 47th peace deal
>>537078578pretty much all of those got presented with a batshit insane plan to destroy Iran, so far the only one who said yes was Trump 2, all of the other ones negotiated something much lesser to avoid escalation (with the exception of Trump 1 who accepted high profile assassinations and Biden who accepted a genocide)
>>537072829then you get to punish those sick fucks for possessing CSAM
>>537064506Memeflag Muhhamed strikes again
>>537065369Cross a jew and they will take their revenge even if it takes a thousand years. Trump was fully intending to ignore Adelson and then Bibi gave him a golden pager as a warning and killed Charlie Kirk as a second warning, next time they will kill one of his sons or his wife.
>>537061404this. those who curse israel will be blessed
