God I love my country
>>537061507im sure there are few of you left still. its funny. you and your country. carry on.
>>537061507Jeet tier , Bollywood tier corniness
>>537061507Your country is a circus.
>>537061507Panem et Nitro circenses
>>537061507OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>>537061507I’m embarrassed by what my country has become.
>>537061507America haters BTFO
>>537061507>(((Black Rifle Coffee Company)))Yeah, no.
>>537061859CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
What's that thing called where the government and system prepares you for what is going to come so that when it happens, it's kind of normalized and not a shock to most normies? Like that movie from the 2000s "Idiocracy." We are now, a decade or more later, at full "Idiocracy."
It was better when it has topless trannies and faggots.(Sarcasm)
>>537062168Predictive programming
>>537061507Please please please let it get rained tf out
>>537061507Other presidents have built swimming pools, tennis courts, basketball courts, and other arenas. Games of baseball, tennis, golf, chess, boxing, and bowling have been played at the White House Obama for his birthday brought out a bunch of NBA stars to play a pickup game with him. A few running events like the DC marathon have also started on the white house lawn Why exactly is mma worse than nigger ball?https://www.whitehousehistory.org/press-room/press-collections/the-white-house-and-sports
>>537062168Fox originally tried to suppress idiocracy, and wouldn’t show it in advertisements or promote it anywhere because they felt like it made fun of their advertising partners and implied that corporations like Costco and Starbucks were turning people stupid. Mike judge never got permission from those companies to satirize them but did it anyway. I feel like if it had been part of some government plot then they wouldn’t have essentially tried to bury it at the time of release. It’s more like Mike judge just had the foresight to see where things end up when you have a culture of stupidity.The most unrealistic thing about idiocracy is that everyone in that movie was too naive to be evil. They were dumb, but mostly good spirited. It didn’t accurately capture how real life retards are also just shitty and evil people a lot of the time.
>‼SHOCKING: They are literally BLASTING Turning Point USA and Charlie Kirk PROPAGANDA all over the jumbotron at the TRUMP White House UFC fight right now. >Live in D.C. for the historic UFC Freedom 250 event, and before a single punch has even been thrown inside "The Claw" on the South Lawn, the propaganda machine is already operating at a solid 100%. They have turned the massive screens at the Ellipse watch party—where tens of thousands of fans are gathered—into a full-blown TPUSA recruitment seminar. Here’s what’s flashing across the screen while fight fans are just trying to settle in: >The Charlie Kirk Tributes: Sweeping, heavily produced legacy clips of the late TPUSA founder being pushed out to a crowd that came to see cage matches. The Post->Charlie Push: Loud promos highlighting the organization's current trajectory under Erika Kirk, capitalizing on the massive captive audience packed onto the Ellipse grounds. >You honestly can't make this up. People traveled from all over the country and stood in the blistering heat to see absolute premium fighters like Ilia Topuria and Justin Gaethje throw down, but instead, they're getting a mandatory dose of Turning Point messaging blasted at high decibels across the National Mall. It’s clear the alignment between the administration and the TPUSA machine has never been tighter, especially with them hijacking the pre-fight hype to broadcast corporate propaganda to tens of thousands of captive fans. >The corporate takeover of sports culture is wild, but turning a landmark sporting event into a political rally takes it to a whole new level. >Are you watching the White House UFC fights this weekend? What do you think about them turning a sports jumbotron into a political promo machine? Let’s hear it in the comments! https://x.com/ProjectConstitu/status/2065962803307892923It's TamPon USA for America's 250th birthday celebration!
>>537062168At least president Camacho wouldn't get cucked by Israel every 2 days
Not the hecking bikes!1
BreadWineCircuses Holy fucking shit
>>537061667A nitro circus
>>537062168>>537062304>IT'S DUH IDIOCRACYthe movie was about leftists
>>537061507kek it's like some 'Mountain Dew Presents America' retardation.
Reminds me of watching Crusty Demons of Dirt videos while drinking beer with my friends in the early 2000s. Good times.
>>537063116>leftists You don't even know what a leftist is kek, to retards like you anyone with an IQ over 70 is a leftist.
>>537061507This is so fucking badass I have a double cheeseburger sitting on my 12 inch erection as a John Wayne movie plays on the tv and Im streaming the White House cage matchI shed a small tear thinking if only Chuck Norris could be alive to witness thisFUCK YEAH
>>537061507>God I love my countryThats not your country, its the corporation that controls you.Vote harder cuck.
>>537061507>Remember to die for Isreal!! Surprised i don't see that kike flag anywhere.
>imagine hating some random shithole country that has zero to do with youincel tier shit. listen to me; touch grass then have sex. do it in this order, shart in the mart, doesn't matter, but make sure to get the sequence right.
>>537063250>>537063315>>537063144Fuck off demoralizing Debbie DownersYou aint pissing on my parade
>>537061507Where's the screaming bald eagles? You can't pull a satirical stunt like this and just half ass it.
>>537061507FUCK YOUFUCK YOUR CHILD RAPE DUNGEON PARTYING GODAND FUCK YOU FOR BEING A BAD PERSONANYONE WHO IS HAPPY IN 2026 IS A BAD PERSON WHO COMPLIED.
>>537061507Elect a clown, get a Nitro Circus
>>537063144Except its a zionist coffee co.>>537063360Go back to Israel.
You think that's peak American?You are like little baby, watch this
>>537061696brilliant post, made me lol
There are certain aspects of my country I love. There are far more aspects of my country that I hate.
>>537061507Trump is showing us the circus.
>>537062168The theory that USA is about to turn full on Idiocracy is halfway flawed.In the movie, you had a millennia of pseudo-selective breeding of a dumbed down population.In reality it seems to be happening much, much faster. Which is interesting since they're biologically the same as before, not enough time has passed for evolutionary changes to happen.Meaning that Americans have collectively and deliberately chosen to enter a simulation of Idiocracy without any clear guarantees of escape.
>>537061507NITRO fuckin glycerene
>>537063360>Don't talk about Israel Goy, enjoy the eye candy
>event for the countries birthday>its on pay per viewPretty much sums up the state of the united
>>537063652>muh Idiocracy was le documentary, but not le quite, I have my le own take xDYou mentally ill millennials were a mistake.
>>537063652People are herd animals, if everyone around you is acting like retards then they must know something you don't!Post 2020 I believe there's more bodies walking around than there are souls on Earth.
>>537061859Thanks to Biden and Obama.
>>537061507The movie they made a while back was crazy.
>>537061622Bollywood is non woke and fun.And yes I'm white.
>>537063652>n reality it seems to be happening much, much faster.white IQ hasn't changed. we're just importing tens of millions of 70 IQ brownworlders that tank our """national""" average.
>>537061507Is there anybody streaming the UFC main event? As far as I can tell, as a euroid I am literally not able to watch it live legally, even if I want to pay for it.
It's like a 13 year old boy is running the United States. To anyone with a normal level mental development this is a cringe inducing humiliation ritual.
>>537062686Stupid people are often the most dangerous and evil.
>>537064450suicide should cure those feelings
>>537063652if you didn't wanna come along for the ride, you should have exited the vehicle.evolution is bullshit. adaptation exists but not 'evolution'. go use that amazing education you must have to investigate Darwin's appointment and the records of the HMS Beagle
>>537062168Prez Camacho was actually very wisehe put the most competent man alive to solve the issues and he listens to him instead of making moronic decisions by himself
Its so fucking hilarious seeing so-called "progressives" wanting to go back to tradition
>>537061507I love my country, but it died. Now it's just a walking dead jewish golem 56% zombie.My sadness is immeasurable. This plane of existence is pure spiritual and physical suffering.
