>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwxHJkD8ElU>be skydiver >die in plane crashbro just jump out before the plane goes down. the pilot should have told them to gtfo when he knew something was wrong
please be niggers
>>537071098When was the last time you saw a nigger skydiving?
>>537071098>skydiving there were no niggers on that plane. they don't even swim.
Bitches getting thrown off bridges, little shitty Cessna plane crammed with 11 passengers like a clown car crashes killing everyone, man this is a fun weekend and we still have Trumps UFC circus still!
>>537071474>we still have Trumps UFC circus still!the UFC has been lame for years. it's even a shit card for the white house. i'm still going to reluctantly watch it though.
insatiable rich retards and attention whores dying horribly and unexpectedly gives me great joy
>>537070816MAGA celebrating Trump’s birthday in style.
If man had been meant to fly, he would have been born with wings.
>>537071098I have never seen a pic or video of a black skydiving. Why do Timmies like extreme sports?
>>537071999>insatiable rich retardsguarantee the skydivers weren't rich. it's not a rich person activity.
>>537070816Bad time for adrenaline junkies.Or is it good times for the last 20 seconds?
>>537070816>skydivers die in plane crash>SKYDIVERS DIE IN PLANE CRASH
>>537071996>i'm still going to reluctantly watch it though.desperate little fag aren't ya
why didn't they jump out they had parachutes
>>537072725>desperatedesperate for what?
>>537071996>i'm still going to reluctantly watch it though.Like a pig to a trough... kek
>>537071474>crammed with 11 passenger>>537072788It most likely crashes just after takeoff since plane was to heavy, they weren't high enough to jump
>>537071057It's a new moon you're retarded
>>537071311i laughed
>>537072174why not open the parachutes
>>537072797>Like a pig to a troughoh, yes good sir. perhaps i will read a book instead. what entertainment will you be enjoying at 8pm?
>>537071383>they don't even swim.They do if you throw watermellon in the pool.
>>537072788because they were still in the back of the plane and the plane became a giant centrifuge spinning like a top making it impossible to move an inch
>>537070816they didn't fly so good
>>537070816Let's see the pilot and the maintenance staff. When it's women and niggers the story just disappears.Notice no information ever came out about the E-18 crash a few weeks ago... Definitely women or niggers.
>>537071474>CessnaYeah, I would never get on a cessna
>>537072653I love that movie
>>537070816Wait. didn't another parachuters and plane crash in Brazil on the same day (or day prior?)
>>537072794a modicum of entertainment, distraction, kike slop, vicarious combat. i stopped paying attention to UFC at least a decade ago. started watching back when the first season of TUF debuted on spike tv. it was great back in that era. was good for some years and then just went to complete shit. then they brought in girls and it got even gayer and shittier. now everyone is a shit skin and doesn't speak english and its all rigged and nigger jones was the biggest faggot on the planet. fuck outta here.
>>537070816They should have jumped?What did they know?Im not sure this was an accident
>>537072174Every single person survived this btw
>>537070816Two tragic, high-profile aviation accidents occurred on Sunday, June 14, 2026, which have been frequently discussed together on social media: a skydiving plane crash in Missouri and a mid-air helicopter collision in BrazilSinger Oliver Tree died in the Brazilian incident (Which I guess was not a parachuting club)
>>537072174is this the actual plane?
>>537073084And when its whites, there is always a heroic story about how they did everything right to save the plane. Always some mechanical problem.
>>537070816Planes aren't supposed to do that.
>>537072653God gave man the ability to experiment and science. Science doesn't disprove God it's only a tool of God to improve life.
>>537070816It seems some sort of jew demon god of the air needs more goy blood. Sad and deeply disturbing.
>>537070816>be skydiver>die in plane crashGee it seems like they should have used their training and equipment to just jump out of the plane before it crashed
>>537070816Skydivers are bad people. They take stupid and pointless risks. They don't take the precautions of the military. The freefall instead of pulling their shoots quickly. All for nothing. They also bully people into sharing their insanity. I bet they got their friends killed that didn't even want to skydive today. It's also always women that instigate friends into doing skydiving. They get what they fucking deserve.
Skydiving is positively perilous
I'm sure these are fake stories and just an empty plane. Notice is Butler police force, a direct link to Trump. Its a pilot and 11 people, like a football team. England are based near there right now. England had their clothing allegedly stolen, a theme in many Biblical stories but especially Esau and Jacob. They're playing out rituals that are related to USA and England in their Rosicrucian end times theology.
>>537070816its right next to the runwaythey barely got off the ground.probably stalled right after takeoff.>>537073084there is a woman pilot in that e18 callsign "wrecking ball" kek.i would be a dollar she was the one that ran into the other guy.
>>537070816that'll be a super haunted spot for cow tipping
>>537073623I dunno man, I think they are just idiots. It's a company of of Kansas city they said so you could research it
>>537073407*crashes science into the ground*
>>537073544Watch the video, it's pretty evident the plane malfunctioned seconds into takeoff from the runway. Not high enough to bail but high enough to die on collision with the ground. If anyone that owns a small plane offers to give you a ride always tell them no lmao.
>>537072838I would sure as fuck try. I'd rather hit the ground that 10 other people
>>537071996Hokit vs fat nigger should be good
>>537073358no that's a pretty old gif by now
>>537073810701 Days after the Butler shooting. Germany just won 7-1 on Trumps bday, and the plane carries 17 people. This might be a forshadowing of an areal event at the WH UFC.I'm not saying the company isn't real, only that their owners are in on the ritual to fake it. Note the 55 mph street sign, 55 the age Ceasar died.
>>537073970You cant, real life isn't an action movie. First the fucking door is locked for takeoff. Once they took off it probably went bad fast, before you know what happened, you are dropping and 3 seconds from hitting the ground
>>537070816Deaths this ironic usually have more to them. Some corporate team building exercise for an organization that was about to do something to hurt shekelbergs bottom line.
>>537073274>Im not sure this was an accidentall scientists on the plane?
>>537072703Skydive Dubai exists only because one of the billionaire sheikhs got into skydiving. That dude has spent ungodly amounts of money to enable skydiving there.
>>537070816Why didn't they all jump out before impact?
>>537070816What a rush.
>>537074113I think you forget just how stupid skydivers are. They are really really low IQ. There were 12 people including pilot on the plane. The weight was probably shifting around and it was too heavy. I believe in looking into numerology but you are reaching for symbolism here.
>>537074488Did it ever occur to you that you have to have altitude to jump out of a plane?
>>537072894the effects have a dormancy period of fourteen days, idiot.
>>537074249No they don't. Sometimes an accident is just an accident.
>>537070816retards literally have parachutes and decided to go down with a plane? nothing of value lost
>>537074760it crashed after take off
>>537073970I can tell you from experience, you can't do fuck all if there is an issue after takeoff like in this case. The SOP for bailout requires at least 1000 feet of altitude, even more for a tandem.
>>537074503https://youtu.be/uJ_v71ja40k?is=f_Swd38Dh0mNr8Ze
>>537074760>Third worlder>Calling others retarded
>>537074846take off crashes on small planes usually aren't deadly since you're near airport and they have large open areas to hard land. sounds like they were overweight and fucked up weight and balance checklist and went overspeed trying to take off and slammed into an obstacle. even then jumping out at low altitude would give chance of survival. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB1clLGlTkw
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>>537075012>finlandthinks his shithole aint 3rd world. classic
>>537075048Bro I know nothing about skydiving but you have to be really low IQ to ask why they didn't jump. It's not just you, if you read the youtube comments bunches of retards like you are asking the same question. This is like an IQ test.
>>537073100I did once. I was in the passenger seat. I don't have a car driver's licence, so my whole life i've been driving in the passenger seat. It felt like a car, like an old Renault 4 or a Citroen 2CV with wings basically. It was so much like a car that it fooled me into thinking the door would be the same, just like in a car, so i grabbed the handle and slammed them shut. The whole plane shook and the tin can made such a noise i thought i broke the thing. the pilot was furious.
>>537074518There is even a cop involved called Sgt Ewing, come on. Knicks win last night, and Patrick ewing is today 3331weeks 0 days old. There is even a witness called Jacob, I even mentioned that above without knowing. And of course the time was 11:30, 33, Patricks numberhttps://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/npr/2026/06/14/nx-s1-5857729/12-dead-after-skydiving-plane-crashes-in-missouri-authorities-say/
>>537070816I guess they were ground divers. >Carlos.jpg
>>537075082Bro, your country's top 2 exports are drugs and child prostitutes. Lower your tone in the presence of your superiors.
>>537075167clearly you don't know anything about flying and skydiving, retard.. it's like trying to explain how lightbulb produces light when powered on. the fact that you brought up low IQ tells me all I need to know about you
>>537075427your country top import for niggers, jeet and muzzies that rape/murder freely without any consequences
>>537075197Then somebody told me to look up the bolts that are used to secure the wings to the fuselage. So i did.
>>537072679Those who love extreme sports build civilizations.
>>537075469You got to be retarded, they didn't even get but a few hundred feet up and you are asking why they didn't jump
>>537075780Better to take your chances jumping than to crash and die. Kek. But, they were probably crammed in there so tightly they didn't even have a chance to move.
>>537073100>Yeah, I would never get on a cessnaYou guys build them and put them through the ringer to make sure they're airworthy. Most of them are old and from when things were built to last. I wager dollars to donuts this was pilot incompetence (ie the retard flying the plane stalled it) or they exceeded the aircraft's maximum takeoff weight.
>>537072838>they weren't high enough to jumpNigga you are ALWAYS high enough to jump when the alternative is fiery death.
>>537070816The most dangerous time is liftoff and landingit almost certainly crashed on liftoff because it failed to get air
Skydiving is for retards, so nothing of value was lost
>>537075780look at the zone they crashed in, retard. it's all swamps, going at speed and few hundred feet above ground gives you plenty of chance to deploy your parachute to ease landing. you might break your legs or arms but at least you'll be alive. retards like you have no business using internet.
>>537075990>it almost certainly crashed on liftoffWell if it crashed on landing, only the pilot would have been in the plane.
>>537075990>it almost certainly crashed on liftoff because it failed to get airI dunno the details of this crash but what I know is that stalling on the climb out is basically guaranteed death below 500ft and pretty much only happens when the pilot is a retard and pitches the nose up too high, or too much weight in the rear of the aircraft does that for you.
>>537070816i saw heard the pilot attempted a deathturn. FAFO
>>537070816Who’s the woman at fault?
>>537076091>>537075928The plane nosedived, you can't even jump out in that amount of time when you are only a few hundred feet up. You hit the ground in seconds. You SEA monkeys are sad.
>>537076176I listened to the story and it sounds like it was losing power or something? and caught fire??sounds like it did a nosedive instead of stalling upwards
>>537075626And people want to believe that the wings of an airplanes clipped through the steel beams of the world trade center on 9/11 which is clearly impossible.
>>537071474Also Oliver Tree died in a helicopter colliding with another helicopter in Rio de Janeiro>inb4 who?dont know
>>537073274Bane?
11 Americans, that's like 23 normal people. They need larger engines to lift Americans from the ground. RIP that piece of ground, it will never recover.
>>537076610>dont knowi saw a few of his videos a while ago. if i recall correctly he was trying to do like a stupid look with a serious vibe thing, but it ended up being bland as shit. i don't even feel like looking up one of his videos to give you an exact description.
>lose power shortly after takeoff>in the middle of farm country with fields in every direction >elect to try the “impossible turn” back to the airport and kill everyone onboard Many such cases with shit-tier pilots.
>>537071311Kek
>>537070816pilot check
>>537076696never met an average skydiver, but from the videos i've seen, they tend to be pretty fit. like even if you want to do a tandem skydive they probably have a weight limit.
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>>537077127Coulter's Law
>>537072679Blacks have their own extreme sports
>>537071098Jumping out of a plane? Shiiieeet that be some white ahh nigga shit mane
>>537077190It's usually 245lbs, so obviously these Americans each had multiple amputations to meet the limit. I'm sure heaven has an endless supply of tendies and sweet tea
>>537072653If man had been meant to suck dick, he would've been born with a mouth and a dick.
>>537070816Any information on the victims?
>>537077552They made the weight limit upon hitting the ground
>>537070816Wow
>>537076350why did the plane nosedive?
>>537076696You’re not allowed to go skydiving if you’re too fat
>>537077962>You’re not allowed to go skydiving if you’re too fatSomeone should’ve told those Americans that before they got on the plane
>>537070816was right after takeoff. You cannot jump off the plane in mere seconds, let alone at low altitude. I want /pol/ back
>>537074113ive been down this rabbit hole>its too perfect to be humanqueue x-files theme
>>537077552>It's usually 245lbsjesus fuck. according to grok you're in the ballpark and a tandem can be ~500 pounds (with gear). personally, i don't think fatties are adventurous to be out skydiving. they'd rather be at home eating a brick of cheese.
>>537077624Something about a Portuguese soccer team in the States for some soccer tournament.
>>537071474>Bitches getting thrown off bridgesqrd?
>>537071474Only In America! Lol I love how bonkers this country is. It's like a theme park and zoo mixed together filled with extraordinarily extroverted people who all have Main Character Syndrome hopped up on caffeine, SSRIs, a galaxy of uppers and downers, booze, and hungry for more more more. The highs can never get too high and the lows can be mitigated by a million different avenues. It's a country full of crazy people. So glad I was born and raised here. Just another insane person in an asylum the lunatics have taken over.
>>537078679assumptions from a faggot that never been in a cockpit before
>>537073325>>537070816Wtf I loved listening to those Worth Nothing edits, RIP
>>537080197Some dumb latin bitch wanted to go bungee jumping and got thrown off by 4 latin 'people' before any of them realized the rope wasn't attached. The story gets browner the more you read it.
>>5370733581) click on hamburger menu2) search image on google>This footage depicts a 2013 mid-air collision between two skydiving planes over Superior, Wisconsin.
>>537077224we're not born with a tail, calling some internal part a tail doesn't make it so humans have a tail
>>537077479(you) good one
>>537070816clown world, clown car (but plane)
