IRAN MOVING MISSILES IN PREPARATION FOR A STRIKE ON ISRAEL AFTER THE LATTER BOMBED BEIRUT EARLIER TODAY AMIDST A PENDING SIGNING OF A PEACE DEAL WITH THE UNITED STATES.WE ARE HEADING INTO AN ENDLESS WAR WITH IRAN AND MAY NEVER SEE A PEACE DEAL SIGNED AND UPHELD EVER.
>>537073051SHOW ME YOUR WW3 FACES /POL/ SISTERS!!!!
Nothing ever happens
They're nearly out of missiles. Look at the size of the barrages over time. It's shrinking by a lot every time.
>>537073051PEACE IS FOR THE WEAK SISTERS!!!!
>>537073051>IRAN MOVING MISSILES IN PREPARATION FOR A STRIKE ON ISRAELoh no, anything but that
>>537073051ISRAELI JETS ARE ACTIVE AND BOMBING LEBANON; WHAT THE FUCK IS THEIR PROBLEM?
>>537073051PREPARE FOR $200/BARREL OF OIL AND $15/GALLON GAS ON MONDAY SISTERS!!!!
I am ready
>>537073368Nobody cares lol, this has happened like 50 times already.Iran barely has any missiles left at this point, so what if they keep the strait closed. It hurts China lol.
>>537073051WHAT IS TRUMP THINKING RIGHT NOW?
>>537073425No oil for China/Taiwan means no semiconductors for you.
Roll for TelAviv kino kvetching
I think the threshold for opening up Pandoras nuke box has to be quite high. It's GGs WP , lets throw the LAN server into the pool and unfixable of someone drops a nuke.There a better ways to win , nukes are just the last russian roulette round..I think the U.S has bigger problems than iran rn.
NOOOO YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN TRUMP'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
>>537073123
IN OTHER NEWS, PAKISTAN AND INDIA ARE GOING AT IT AGAIN AMIDST AN OIL CRISIS IN INDIA.
>>537073671BITCH FUCKER BITCH YOU FUCKING
>>537073051LOOKS LIKE IF IRAN STRIKES ISRAEL AGAIN, TRUMP IS GONNA JUST GIVE UP ON DIPLOMACY WITH IRAN.
>>537073671Paki's should fuck them up, fuck lil Prajeeti gun do
>>537073490AI companies already made that decision. And no oil for China/Taiwan means no chips for China too.
Have we ever seen the new Khamenei on live TV? Seems like the IRGC is just using him as a puppet to do whatever they want at this point.
Every thread in all caps is A SLIDE THREAD. FUCK OP, FUCK BOTS, FUCK AI, FUCK PISSREAL, AND FUCK YOU for enabling this absolute midwit bullshit.
>>537073051The joke is we don't need to fight with Iran at all, we can just leave. The only thing keeping us there is israel
>>537073767>if you kick my biting dog i will strike you
>>537073051Reminder that the Zionists shithole would be entirely useless militarily without US support, they rely on the US for everything and by extension Australia and the UK.
>>537073442They better stop shit posting and already fucking do it.
>>537073051THE UN CONDEMNS ISRAELI STRIKE ON BEIRUT AND MAY SEND THEIR OWN FORCES TO HALT THE INVASION OF LEBANON.
How the fuck is Isfahan still functional>muh graniteBut like how are they keeping the launch tubes clear of rubble, how are there still supply lines
>>537073123Good show
>>537073051Why doesn't Iran worship money like we do?
>>537074001>Gets owned>juh juh juhChinlet
>>537073051>>537073123
>>537073051can these idiots just use nukes already
>>537074441>>537073123
>>537073123Mmmmghghggh tights
>>537074287Meanwhile in Tehran:https://youtu.be/ZdFaadxJl4g
>>537073051>Something new happens>Media over blows it>People freak out>Nothing happens, people eventually forget
>>537073899More like>if you DARE squirt a spray bottle at this rabid big-nosed dog we will destroy your homeThis is just embarassing
>>537073051Lookner status?
>>537073767Diplomacy? Nigger doesn't even know what that word means.
>>537073123its nothing
>>537073051Redneck's lost
>>537075382OMGOMGOMGHE'S LIVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEi3uA4PjPQ
>>537075382BREAKING NEWS LIVE THANKS TO THE MODS GET IN NAGGERS AND NOGGERS
>>537073051LOOK IDIOT, IT'S ALL PART OF OUR VERY GREAT THE BEST IN THE WORLD DEAL WITH IRAN, THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE THE NUKES ANYMORE SO THEY GOTTA GET RID OF THEM, HOW THE FUCK ELSE ARE THEY GONNA GET RID OF THEM ?
>>537073051BREAKING NEWSIRGC HAVE BEGUN POSITIONING THEIR ARSENAL OF NUCLEAR WARNINGS TO STRIKE ISRAEL.
Why does it seem like every time this happens Israel doesnt pay any real price
>>537074570>Imagine the smell
>>537073051All part of the plan to depopulate the third world, the tall whites that met with Trump are behind it.
>>537073051I hope they attack during trumps double-fisting ymca dance
>>537073223please god. TKD!
>>537073123If no peace deal is signed today, markets resume crashing. Honestly hope gold tanks another 30% in this retard market. I'm buying things that make no sense to be on sale being both undervalued and essential to unprofitable companies reaching ATHs between volleys of missiles and black swans. WW3 started in 2014, America continued to escalate and negotiate in bad faith sense then. The 3rd world realized everything is up for grabs but anyone with a border or within boat range of India has to figure out how to avoid Arab Spring for the world in addition to a zombjeet invasion. We'll probably see maxim guns used for the 2nd time this century as its one of the only weapons that can be fired indefinitely without stopping given a sufficient amount of water.
>>537073051With allies like jews, who needs enemies!
>>537075820since fuck
>>537073779this is some brutal mogging, the only way to recover is to violently rape the blonde leon Kennedy look alike while blasting Taylor swift
>>537073051Im sure we are tracking Irans every move with our satellites. If they attack Isreal we need to destroy Iran, we also need to cut all ties with Israel and tell them to fuck off forever for getting us into this shit in the first place. Americans will never forgive Israel for what they have done to us. Trump should also be impeached for being a fool and getting tricked by the Israelis into going to another middle east war for the evil Israelis.
>>537073761YOU BITCH BLOODY
>>537075214We reach theoretical tank bottoms of US SPRs in like 2 months, actual sooner as walls of salt mines get weaker each time they inject water. It would be a better outcome if oil truly spiked, but nothing ever happens being artificially priced in has made the market not react to two simultaneous crises getting exponentially worse each day of closure, a fertilizer shortage that could at worse threaten 1 in 10 with food insecurity or starvation, theoretically double that but food prices are not being held down so marginal attempts at fixes can happen. As well oil and natural gas eventually rationing via price, meaning world wide recession and likely conflicts over resources and revolutions around the globe. The longer nothing ever happens regarding a solution the worse everyones outlook becomes. China has been indepently calming the market by using SPRs instead of normal purchases. Once they resume as despite good storage and EV usage their economy still requires loads, the gravity of the situation will be impossible to ignore, price is no longer a concern when none is for sale for many markets. Anything destroyed in the conflict just makes recovery that much longer. You best start believing in happenings because you're in one.
>>537076125Given everything you just said it sounds like we don't need to destroy Iran. In fact if we bombed israel instead they'd probably stop sabotaging the peace deals. Self defense isn't a crime.
>>537076125>If they attack Isreal we need to destroy IranNo. No this is between Israel and Iran. We need to dust off from the whole area but keep the Strait open which means baiting out the location of their anti-ship missiles and destroying the launch and targeting complexes. Iran is too big to "destroy" and Pakistan has already said the resulting refugee crisis will likely destabilize their nation too, so they will use nukes - ON ISRAEL - to stop this from occurring.We need to basically let this play out between Israel, Iran, and Iranian / Russian / Chinese proxies in the area. Yemen is a North Korean proxy, I figured this out all by myself from one recurring clue - their music videos are clearly produced by North Korea. Clearly. And their missiles, which I guarantee they do not make themselves, are a variant of a somewhat modern missile North Korea got from Russia.
>>537078766its called best korea, pal
>>537073570imagine iran obtains nukes and glasses israel. could you imagine how awful that would be anon? i would cri evertime
>>537073051I'm gonna be as straight forward as i can be POLUS is the cocksleve of Israel.
>>537079608and dead iranian hoes are the cocksleeves of niggers
>>537073051>AN ENDLESS WAR WITH IRANI remember when it looked like we were going to be in an ENDLESS WAR WITH JAPAN,....and then, Ack.......
