THE IRAN PEACE DEAL HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED ALONG WITH AN IMMEDIATE STOP OF ALL MILITARY ACTIVITY.
>>537077628this is now a jeet hate thread
>official ceremony June 19They delayed it for 4 days on purpose so there's time to fuck it up lmao
>>537077628The Israelis will torpedo it whenever they want then by attacking Lebanon - that is why that part was included.
>agreement is now in place>mediators will facilitate a series of meetings this weekOh so it’s nothing again.
>>537077628>both sides>lebanonUS was not involved in Lebanon and Israel is actively bombing them>twitter literal whoyou trumpfags running damage control are so gay I'd bet you're a faggy democrat using a jewish tacticeither way i hope all of you demons get pissed on
>>537077698Fuck off bloody bastard, We are aryans! We wuz ceo n sheet! We have the oldest religion!
>>537077727trump will declare victory at his big boi party tonight and then the deal will fall through on time for the next market pump & dump. its sunday, this isnt news
>>537077628And on President Trumps birthday Very cool
>>537077802It's literally the president of pakistan retard.
Accords are always preferable for progress. St least the death to America crowd down a long line are all fertilizer now. Thanks President Trump. Well done.
>@HormuzLetter>BREAKING: Iran‘s Supreme Leader special advisor says "the order has been issued" and "zero hour has arrived" for Israel, with missiles launchers being prepared now.>Iranian state TV says Israel "will be heavily bombed tonight."that was an hour ago.
>>537077628Mark Levin is somewhere kvetching
>>537077628Le piss deal soon guys.
>>537077628>THE IRAN PEACE DEAL HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED ALONG WITH AN IMMEDIATE STOP OF ALL MILITARY ACTIVITY.BBC's current top story?Israeli military says Hezbollah targets struck in BeirutHAHA - the Israelis wated what all of 5 minutes before sending a juicy fat torpedo into the deal.
TRUMP ANNOUNCED IT TRUMP ANNOUNCED IT
>>537077628It will fall apart when markets open so Barron can sell his oil futures high
>>537078194>Trump announced itYeah, it's not happening
>>537077940Is the Pakistan PM lying then?
>>537077628>no mention of Israel
>>537078194I hereby authorize the toll free opening of the Strait and Hormuz Maybe he is simply so confused that he thinks he is the President of Iran?
>>537077628Will this lower my gas and grocery cost?
>>537078304Probably unironically.
strait status?
>>537077628This will last about eight hours before Israel bombs Lebanon again lol
>>537078194Toll free, except the Pakistanis say this is the deal:>Pakistan publishes the details of the memorandum of understanding:> Lifting of sanctions on Iran> Partial release of frozen Iranian funds> Complete ceasefire on all fronts and Israeli withdrawal from Lebanon> Uranium remains in Iran, as do the nuclear facilities> A compensation fund of 300 billion dollars will be established for Iran> The American blockade on Iran will be lifted> Iran will manage the Strait of Hormuz and will charge fees in the StraitWeird
>>537078299>I hereby authorize the toll free opening of the Strait and HormuzChecked but Orange Jesus is posting some more bullshit...>25 minutes before markets open
>>537078194>The Deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now completeand yet, not being signed until friday>I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuzhow come he didnt authorize this opening before the deal with iran? oh, probably because its not his lmao. what a fucking retard
>>537077886No, it's not effective until the Juneteenth of Niggerdom.We wuz Kangz of Peace and sheeeit.>[insert the "Amerika worships niggers" copypasta here]
HORMUZ IS OPEN BOYS
>>537077628>inb4 Israel begins firing missiles yet again
>>537078285if they did make a deal it wouldn't shock me but its been back and forth 30 times. CIA needs to get their story straight already. Trump has a ufc birthday party to attend dammit!
>>537078194So what's different compared to before USA started their kiked war?
>>537078434Its literally bullshit market manipulation.It happens every single weekend
>>537078299>Maybe he is simply so confused that he thinks he is the President of Iran?
>>537078519ITS THE SUNDAY NIGHT DEAL YA'LL
>>537077777
any deal with the kikes is inherently invalid. Their promises are worthless.
IRAN STATEMENT IN A FEW MINUTES
>>537077628>Signing Ceremony
>>537077628Israel will be free to just keep killing whoever they want, however they want, whenever they want, and all Trump will do is compose a strongly worded "Truth" and then give Israel more money and more bombs.
>>537078371Bibi has to bomb every day or else if the war stops his fraud trial can proceed to sentencing.>https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/what-to-know-about-netanyahus-request-for-a-presidential-pardon-in-corruption-trialThe Israeli President just denied him a pardon, and his coalition has collapsed, so he has to keep the war going at least until the next election in October to maintain ruling as a War Cabinet.>https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-vote-dissolve-parliament-may-bring-elections-forward-2026-05-20/The entire war has been because of Bibi's court case and internal party politics, not nukes or Hormuz.
>>537078304Nope
>>537078194>simultaneously herewithergo, vis-a-vis, concordantly, indubitably...
>Obama nuclear deal>$1.7 billion to Iran>Trump """deal""">$20 billion ($20,000,000,000.00) to IranOH NONONONONONONONONONO.... PFFFFFF AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NYT claims Iran has called off the planned attack on Israel!
>>537078754BASED!
>>537077813I am a JEET!I smell like SHIEEET!I like to do all of my pooping in the STREET!
>>537077628sand niggers on suicide watch
>>537078969Herzog is the real power as President.He outranks Bibi as only PMHe ignores Trump as only the President of the Goyim.> https://www.timesofisrael.com/herzog-pushes-for-new-plea-deal-talks-says-he-wont-consider-netanyahu-pardon-request-yet/So Bibi has to keep the bombs rolling along to maintain his power during a War.
>>537077628>Iran just announced that israel will withdraw from libanon.I cant imagine bibi will agree to this. This is a even a bigger humalation than for the US.
>>537077831100% this is what's going to happen.
>>537079626>I cant imagine bibi will agree to thisThere are too many low-probability variables in this equation. Multiplied together there's less than a 12% chance this happens.
Wait, so when is Israel taking Turkey then?
>>537079729>>537077831They nuked Fable/Mythos so yeah markets are going to be brutal monday.
>>537077628Trump wins again, shills (69iq) lose as always. Current victories score:Trump/maga: 999,999,976Shill turds: 0
>>537077698>You bloody mudderfucker!
>>537078444You are so angry when anything good happens.
>>537080079you're mudder is kunt
I denounce the Talmud, Torah, Trump, Israel, and Judaism.
>>537077628who wants to bet jews will continue to bomb beirut today, tomorrow and next 5 days
>>537077628THEY GONNA DO A MASSIVE FALSE FLAG, ISRAEL WON'T LET THIS CHANCE SLIP THROUGH THEIR GRASP
Argentina used to be 85% whitereal Argentinians will never be brown, no matter how much it hurts the subhumans on this shitty brown website*
>>537077698
>>537078398Source?
>>537077780Which is funny because Israel says they havent agreed to shit
>>537080640>ISRAEL WON'T LET THIS CHANCE SLIP THROUGH THEIR GRASPThe chance for what? To demonstrate to the world why they were booted out of nations 109 times already?
>>537080002Just in time to invade Cuba, now we can go back to talking about epstein!
How many times did trump get humiliated since the war started? I lost count, but its north of 50.
Finally.
>>537081506The terms of the deal being leaked out are even worse than the last time this was announced.
>>537077628jewbros how do we blow this back open? calling my rabbi rn I'm really worried.
>>537077628lol it's a 60 day cease fire lmao literally nothing has changed.
>>537077727The market is closed on the 19th too (Juneteefth)
>>537078507Probably nothing
This entire news makes me now think that MOSSAD are gonna take him out at the UFC thing tonight in D.C. just as he makes a statement. Its too fucking obvious they want to human sacrifice him on TV so they can finally do the big push for Greater Israel in the midst of the smokescreen.
>Jews already planning the next bombing
>>537081777shoot down another US aircraft, brother. Blame it on iran.
Israel wins.
>>537077628I'm seething, mutts were supposed to be sacrificed for Israel.
>>537079866After Iran, you will see tranny
>>537078507They killed 1 (one) old man ruling the country and a dozen boomer commanders, all got replaced by more radical and angry leaders.
>>537077628>status quo ante bellum + 300 billion reparations from the USgood fucking job you orange kike puppet
>>537082641Israel used the commotion to invade Liban.Tons of market manipulation and surely more that I missed.
>>537078304Gas yes. Your groceries will literally never get any cheaper
>>537085519you lost tranny
>>537086729No, you literally lost. Color revolution in Iran failed. They still have all of their enriched uranium. And now Israel won't be allowed to attack Lebanon either.
