>START A WAR>LOSE>GIVE IRAN EVERYTHING THEY WANTOHNONONOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://x.com/phildstewart/status/2066290982438531580
That's what I voted for!
>>537083412>>537083339TRUMP WONMAGA WONFUENTES WON
>>537083339So Trump gave Iran 24 billion for a pinky promise before they negotiated the pinky promise? 5D chess.
>>537083339>things that are definitely going to happenI guess the market is going to make a right shoulder.
>>537083339>be Israel>drag your vassal into a war>your vassal-state makes separate peace without you
ART OF DEAL
lostered, BIGLY!
>>537083339>retard who stocks shelves at gregg's thinks he understands high-stakes politicskek, go back to getting spat on by muslims nigel. you don't understand a single thing happening. seriously, it's fucking funny when nobody countries think they understand politics of the countries that actually matter.
>>537084389Sweaty, I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this… trump lost…
>>537083339This is seriously pathetic hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
There will be peace in the Middle East in the reign of Queen Dick
>>537084389>here take 25 billion dollars to make things the way they were before we attacked youyeah we totally won and this is high stakes deal making that people just don't understand
>>537083339Starting wars and losing them have consequences.
>>537083449God I couldn't even being this level of cuckoldry and I like to have my wife ride w mega massive dildo while blowing me and pretending she's riding big dicks.
>>537084621300 billion + 25 billy tip*
>>537083339Absolutely no mention of the uranium that was supposedly the reason for Trump's stupid war.
>>537084734It was $25 billy just even come to the table. The OG Nig got an entire deal done for 1.5 and we didn't spend $100 billy on a war just to lose.
it will never happen. they will break the treaty again when they see a juicy target show up for bombing
>>537083339>Bong retard who's mad that his country is a tiny, irrelevant, impotent shithole creating AU fanfic about America losing a war it wonLOOooooser. Holy shit Brits are losers.
>>537084939We really should be thinking of the titles of the Unauthorized trump biography that sums up this mess. >Donny's Dirty Diapers : The legacy of a syphilis addled pedophile
>>537083339So Trump just agreed to give Iran $300 billion?
>>537085067Yeah you won a 300 billion bill. Fucking mongoloid.
>>537083339holy fuck. They're giving Iran $300 Billion? That sounds like capitulation and not a peace treaty.
>>537085370No he gave Iran 24 billion to PLEASE STOP until Israel attacks them.
>>537083339Ok good, now the fucking gays will lose in Ukraine. Keep your eyes on the main goal, to keep the evil gays from taking over and contaminating the whole earth. Which would lead to the destruction of the planet
>>537083339>get completely raped by orng man on all fronts>orng man and jews still gaping every single goatfucker asshole through peace talks>go to 4chin to declare victory over non-existent win conditionsIts only funny because its absurdly pathetic.
>>537084939>>537085289It was about nukes, actually. But please continue to spiral.
>>537083339I'm happy with how things turned out. Fuck Israel.
>>537085583>BREAKING NEWS: Tranny kike jeet posts smug loli #2684728393 to save face and to cope within the thralls of his humiliations
>>537085583>>giving 300 billion is because we won
>>537083339Good. All that means is he'll be upset at Israel for putting him in this situation and won't want to listen to them in the future.
>>537085657Holy fuck get it through your thick fucking skull. Nobody is mad that trump finally gave up. You retards are never getting another win.
>>537083339>with jews you always losethis isn't close to over. kikes will sabotage this deal and drag their puppet trump into a 20 year war. it has been foreseen.
>>537085986I wouldn't doubt it.
>>537085762>child-fucking crossdresser triggered over something that looks better than them>>537085814>>537085923I'll take Purposefully Removing Context And Then Making Retarded Statements Because I Can't Argue In Good Faith for 1000 Alex.
>>537085657>1980: IRAN IS TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM A NUKE>1990: IRAN IS TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM A NUKE>2000: IRAN IS TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM A NUKE>2010: IRAN IS TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM A NUKE>2020: IRAN IS TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM A NUKE>2026: IRAN IS TWO WEEKS AWAY FROM A NUKE
>>537083339>destroy enemy military>get everything you wanted in treaty>loseman bongs are pathetic cucks, you're probably a paki I'm guessing?
>>537086365>what is TaqiyyaIts morally correct to bomb inbred pedophiles.
>>537083339So basically every American had to pay high gas prices for a few months plus an additional $877 surrender tribute to Iran to achieve the same position that existed beforehand?At least Israel getting bombed with advanced missiles sort of makes up for it I guess.
>>537083339If you believe the 5D chess.It could be that Trump did all of this so Israel can be declawed and all of its influence destroyed.But to be more honest it feels more like Jewish hubris in action.
>>537083339A self-circumcision chopped off half the dick
>>537086688>noooo that's trueIf inbred 80 IQ pakis can make nukes than I'm pretty sure the 105 IQ Iranians can make them.Iranians made hypersonics before mutts did, lmao.
>>537084484Speak English, you stupid nigger.
>>537086795This. What a pointless jewish war and all it did was piss off everyone before midterms.
>>537087813The best part of all this was that the abrupt surrender with a really bad deal was done just to have something "good" to say at Trump's UFC event.
>>537083339You can tell the real peace deal is heavily favoring the US because this thread keeps getting posted. jews and their golems are anally blasted.
>>537084313art of the potter mate
>>537087142If Iran (or China) actually had an eighth of what they claimed they had they wouldn't be in the positions they are in right now. But because you have replaced your intelligence with your emotions, you would rather believe blatant lies to the detriment of your own welfare.
>>537083449you are a homosexual.
>>537084389guys who stock shelves or work at mcdonalds have a better grasp on high stakes politics than your epstein worshipping ass.
>>537083449Yeah, and all of america lost for a birthday. What a cuck.
>>537083449>fuentes wonYou dont get to slink back in here after shitting all over the Trumpmeister, shitlib.
We only have to give them 324 BILLION? From the guy that had multiple casinos go bankrupt. Truly the dealmaker.
>>537083339We didn't get a forever war.You weren't drafted to die for Israel.Gas didn't go to $6 a gallon.We didn't put boots on the ground.We didn't get a flood of refugees.None of your predictions came true.And yet none of you will admit you were wrong.
>>537083339ART OF THE DEAL
>>537083339How long until Israel starts blasting again?
>Source: Some random nobody on Twitter.
>>537083339Trump winned.Ultra MAGA
We never even achieved air supremacy lol That is so fucking bad Like they really did check all our shitAir dominance? Unsuccessful Our massive, sprawling Special Forces aspect? Totally fucking useless Naval supremacy? Resorted to parking and launching failed air campaignsWent from claiming they were at 30% missile capacity on day 3 to confirming they were nearly 100% on month 2Went from demanding unconditional surrender to conceding on terms Holy fuck man, they really did survive their Great Satan Contrast with literally every enemy America had for the past 80 years. All lost all those fronts and simply gassed the American military out over literal fucking decades.Iran may not have outright won, but there is no question they just forced the strongest country on earth into concessions during war. That is fucking wild, man.
>>537085370so far it's a promise, he did agree to immediately give them 12 billion plus another 12 billion soon
>>537089177the iranian position of costing muttoids 425 billion dollars to get a much worse obama deal? or the chinese position of dominating international commerce and displacing every country as a manufacturing powerhouse?
>>537083449>Fuentes wonThis is correct and Fuentes predicted Trump would both cuck to the Israelis and lose the war.
Iran lost by taking the deal.They could have held on for another 100 days but cucked out at the end.